| EmeraldEyez1728 |
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, and Holes. NOTE: I AM AVAILABLE FOR BETA-READING Also, I created a fictionpress account! It's where you actually get to write your own stories with your own characters and everything! I know, it's insane, right? But I hope that you give my story a chance because if you like my fics then you might like this one too: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/552792/ thats my author ID. I encourage you to take a look at Apples About Moi: I have a slight passion for writing and a tiny obsession with HP fandom. I type so much that my fingers have actually bled (okay no, but they hurt a lot, so they feel like they're bleeding). I depend on spellcheck. I procrastinate a lot, but i always manage to get things done so dont freak out if i dont update right away, it isnt abandoned...there is still hope! Im cursed with the terrible vice of biting my nails...constantly. I love dancing, I hate the dark but love night, I make up words and then draw their definitions on paint and use them in every day scenarios (for example, "ugh its indescribable! It's...alankardty!"). By the way, i am a nazi when it comes to copying. I trademark the words that i make up and if i find other people using them i freak out. Its true and they normally dont live to tell you about it so you're just going to have to take my word on it. In music, i listen to everything except country and classical. And you wish you were on my level. ~Everythings okay in the end. if its not okay, its not the end~ ~Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say goodbye. I hate goodbyes. I know what I need. I need more hellos. ~ --Snoopy Fics Here in this Diary--i dont think it'll be part of a series, it'll probably stand on its own, but we'll see how it goes. Maybe i'll make a James couterpart. I might make a sequal to it if i feel it's necessary and if anyone wants more.Lily's in her sixth year and trying to deal with James and his stupid persistance. Humorous i think, take a look. Basically an OOC crack fic, though, leave me alone. On a semi-hiatus until I can figure out my life as of junior year. Will definitely continue this. Lessons Learned--Studying gives you knowledge...Knowledge gives you power. Power corrupts.Study hard, be evil. started out as oneshot, grew into a short fic. McGonagall can't take 7th year transfiguration anymore and goes AWOL. The catch? she leaves cheif Marauders numbers 1 and 2 in charge of her class...oh what can arise from this? Quite OOC, but very funny. written for my friend amy who thought i could pull it off. Note: On Hiatus, but isnt abandoned (does that make sense?) Will be continued, but i'm not sure when. Just please forgive me if its not right away =) Beyond the Veil--very sad. it's Sirius' last thougths before he goes through the veil and who he meets on the other side. oneshot The Way it Should Be--nervous energy is normal when your friends are getting married, right? but what if what i'm feeling is more than that? what if what i'm feeling shouldn't be there but it is? One of our marauders reflects on things on Lily and James' wedding day. Oneshot. Under the Beech Tree--Trees are trees, right? they're everywhere. But this one beech tree by the shore of the Great Lake is special. There's a significance about that tree. It's name is even a title to James--it is The Beech Tree. Oneshot L/J fluff abound Veritaserum--a short sweet oneshot. Potion can do so much. another L/J fic with fluff and such. We Remember--everyone is celebrating--hes gone. Except us. We are the ones at the funeral. We're the ones that are mourning. We're the ones who know that victory comes at a terrible price. We're the ones that are remembering Lily and James Potter. Everything you want in a person and more. Complete You Jump, I Jump--"Are you doing this because i'm threatening suicide?"“Partly. If you jump in there, I have to go with you and save you. This is a new blouse. I don’t want to jump. But I am going to have to if you do.” a short sweet oneshot. L/J again Thunderstorm--short and extremely cute methinks. For as long as Lily Evans could remember, she loved the rain. She always would. L/J fluff of course The Birthday Wish--this was a belated birthday gift to my friend cath from livejournal. James thinks that Muggles have the stupidest traditions in the world. And that is why he celebrates them. L/J durr. 13 Signs--My most recent oneshot in my never-ending LilyJames fandom. James' Lily-Mantras (as Remus likes to refer to them) are driving the other Marauders to near insanity. If Sirius has to listen to what color socks Lily wears on a thursday (pink with purple polka dots by the way) one more time, or if Remus has to be enlightened about how Lily rubs her locket before a test yet again, well...bad things will happen (a mysterious strangeling for Jamesy of course). So Sirius makes up a Test for James to determine how he really feels about one Miss Evans. Hilarious i've been told and pretty sweet. My Resolution--I thought that i'd try my hand at writing a Katie/Oliver fic for a change. This was in honor of the New Year. Oliver goes for a walk down to the Quidditch Pitch instead of going to the normal Gryffindor New Year's Eve Party and who happens to join him but Katie Bell...although her unannounced presence gets her an involentary whack...by a broom. his broom. Oh dear, what can ensue? Quite hilarious, told in first person for a change, and a sweet little oneshot. =) Would You Be My Syrup?--my first Fred/Angelina fic. It's a short and sweet oneshot. Fred is a bit depressed and what cheers him up the most is the wonderful breakfast treat of syrup on pancakes! With a little help from George, he'll eat that breakfast, oh yes he will. Smile for Me, James Potter-- another Lily/James fic about the many smiles of James Potter. Written for the 100 situations table on Livejournal. Prompt 37--Grin. Short and sweet (that happens to be a theme in my writing i guess). Wanted: Good Huggers--definatley not sure what made me write this except for the fact that i was up at 3:45 in the morning and couldn't sleep. Of course, the solution there is writing, not something like Luminex. Anyway the point is, its a bit of utter lunacy--James Potter is the expert on hugs. He knows everything there is to know about hugging. But when the go-to-guy needs a hug himself, he pust up flyers all aroudn the school reading 'Wanted: Good Huggers". A Hero's Death--Because I'm slightly addicted to the soul-owning Role playing game Stuckinthe70s (as mentioned above) I wrote this. It's a Gideon & Fabian Prewett fic and their last battle. Mentions of Amelia Bones, Bellatrix Black, Marlene McKinnon and the Weasley family. Has dry humor because, let's face it, the Prewetts were basically the Fred & George of their time. Thief--There was a singing/dancing Santa who was responsible for spreading holiday joy throughout the castle, located in the library. Fellytone--A drunken game of Telephone goes awry. Lily/James and a bottle of whiskey! James Potter Must Die--In which Sirius does not believe in love and plans James Potter's demise all while throwing books at people. A short oneshot, my first attempt at writing Sirius/Remus slash, I hope I did it justice. Excuse Me?-My first Holes fic (actually that's not really true, because I did write a Holes fic when I first started out but I deleted it because it was utter cack). A SquidOC fic because I've always had a soft spot for Squid. The girl is the warden's niece, though, so there's actually a reason for her to be at CGL. It's sarcastic-ly funny and yes, there will be romance later on down the road. Enjoy :-) | |||||||||||||
1. Excuse Me? » reviewsI think it was a bad omen when I asked the bus driver to go over 40 and he threatened to break my finger if I ever poked him again. So here I am driving head on into camp 'o crap. why, you ask? Because my aunt is the warden. oh yea,summers gonna be funHoles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,866 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 4-20-072. James Potter Must Die reviewsIn which Sirius Black does not believe in love and throws books at people. Sirius/Remus.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-25-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete3. It All Happens for a Reason reviewsFully Revised Edition- "You couldn't get Lily Evans to go out with you if you tried." James Potter didn't back down on bets. Ever. A Lily/James fic. Lots of humor mostly courtesy of our charming marauders . MWPP obviously. T for safety.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-21-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P.4. Here in This Diary » reviewsThis is the diary of Lily Evans. 16 year old witch with a permanent stalker that just wont quit. Full of insanity, notes, and of course, the age old question: OI EVANS! GO OUT WITH ME OR I'LL HEX THIS FIRST YEAR! er age old demand, rather. Crack!fic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,445 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 3-29-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P.5. Fellytone reviewsIt's funny how through a game of 'Fellytone' and a bottle of 'butterbeer' you can reveal a lot of secrets. Cute oneshot-Lily/James. Has a lot of drunken and inappropriate shouting...just a warning PHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-15-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete6. Thief reviewsA holiday oneshot. Lily Evans hated that singing Santa. Something had to be done about it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-11-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete7. Love Bites reviews“Sorry? That’s all I get is a sorry! Look at this! I have my anniversary date with Lily in an hour and I cannot go out with a big Padfoot hickey on my neck!” [LilyJames Oneshot]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 8-21-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete8. The Only Thing I Can Do is Fingerpaint reviewsThey say that art is the soul's way of expressing itself. But Lily's muse had sufficiently abandoned her and she was in need of serious expression. [LJ ONESHOT]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 8-20-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete9. A Hero's Death reviewsMoody pulled out a photograph for Harry to see. '...Gideon Prewett, it took five Death Eaters to kill him and his brother Fabian, they fought like heroes...' The final battle of Gideon and Fabian Prewett. T for slight language. Dry humor slightly.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-13-07 - Gideon P. & Fabian P. - Complete10. Wanted: Good Huggers reviewsJames Potter was the expert on hugging. He knew everything there was to know about giving the perfect hug. But when he needed one himself, he holds a ridiculous contest to try and find his perfect hugger. A silly LJ fic for a challenge plz RR. oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 4-15-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete11. Smile for Me, James Potter reviewsLily loved James' smiles, but he always smiled differently when he was around her. A short n sweet LilyJames oneshot for Valentine's DayHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-14-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete12. Would You Be My Syrup? reviewsFred Weasley was depressed. Angelina was what was depressing him. So the solution? Syrup on pancakes of course! FWAJ. read and review if you like the suggestion: go drown yourself in the lake or bathtub or something, the toilet is unsanitary.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 1-27-07 - Fred W. & Angelina J. - Complete13. My Resolution reviewsIt's strange now that i think about how it happened. I think it started when my broom sort of...slipped out of my hand and sort of...hit her. [KatieOliver], quite funny please Read and Review.Happy New Year, readers! oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-29-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete14. 13 Signs reviewsI've got a test for you, James. We need to see how you feel about Miss Evans before you drive us all insane.' A cute and extremely funny Lily James oneshot! Please R and RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 12-21-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete15. The Birthday Wish reviewsJames Potter thinks that muggles have the stupidest traditions in the world. and that is why he celebrates them. cute, short LJ oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 87 - Published: 10-14-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete16. Thunderstorm reviewsFor as long as Lily could remember, she loved the rain. She always would. Short sweet oneshot, LJ. fluff will prevail my kumquats.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-7-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete17. Lessons Learned reviewsWhat would happen if McGonagall decided to take a day off...and Sirius and James were left in charge of her class? Mayhem included and marauder chaoskind of OOC but that's what makes it fun! RR kids. no longer a oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-20-06 - Minerva M. & James P.18. You Jump, I Jump reviewsA short and sweet semidrabble. Lily Evans is sitting by the lake when James asks the inevitable and age old Will You Go Out with me Evans? plz RR, fluff shall prevail, kids. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 3-28-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete19. We Remember » reviewsVoldemort has fallen, but has taken Lily and James' lives with him. While their friends want to forget the tradegy that has happened, they realize that they cant go on until they face it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-28-06 - Complete20. Veritaserum reviewsIn which the wonders of potions bring people together. LJ oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-17-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete21. Under the Beech Tree reviewsIn which the importance of the beech tree is explained. a Lily James oneshot. fluff is inevitable, my kumquats. plz RRHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-3-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete22. The Way it Should Be reviewsIt's normal to get nervous when your best friend is getting married, right? Right! The reflection of one of our beloved Marauders on Lily and James' wedding dayHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-2-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete23. Beyond the Veil reviewsThe final thoughts of Sirius as he fell through the veil and what he saw once he reached the other side RRHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-19-05 - Complete