Hey i'm Jess and err... i'm a complete loon.

Lol - i'm crazy, but that's sorta one of my qualities. I've been reading fanfiction off this site for years but i've never actually signed up, well i decided to take a stand and sign up then i can review for all the storys i really love!

My hobbies: Netball and Basketball - which by the way i'm not really good at because i'm tiny but i like it all the same.

Likes: Cheese
Johnny Depp
Books
Movies
Fast Food - even though i know it's full of crap.
Johnny Depp
Music - Norah Jones, Chrsitina Aguilera, Joss Stone, Aretha Franklin, Otis Redding, Lauryn Hill, Jackson 5, Eva Cassidy, Queen, Alicia Keys, KT Tunstall, Basement Jaxx, Ray Charles, Katie Melua, Stevie Wonder, Stacie Orrico, Kelly Clarkson, Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Jack Johnson, Josh Groban.
Johnny Depp
Reading Fan Fiction (check out my favourites)
Writing Fan fiction (even though i know i'm crap)
Oh and Johnny Depp - who could forget him?

Dislikes:
Stuck-up-jerks
Cliff Richard
Animal Haters!
Country/ FolkMusic
That bloody Crazy Frog ringtone
Crazy Frog creators
Any cable channel that advertises Crazy Frog
People who think they know everything
Jamster (something to do with Crazy Frog)
CRAZY FREAKIN' FROG

Fave Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean - obviously?
Benny and Joon
Shakespere in Love
Wimbeldon
Anything Johnny Depp stars in
Anything with Keanu Reeves in
Disney movies (yeyeyeyeyey)
Lord of The Rings
I Robot - anything with Will Smith
Pretty Woman - i'm a sucker for romance comedies
Spirited Away - it's really weird but good
The Ring
Sister Act 1 and 2 - i know i'm really sad
Miss Congeniality
Fame
Bend it like Beckham
Two Weeks Notice

Fave Books:

Georgia Nicolson series
The 1800-Where-are-you series
Aphrodite
Little Woman
The Mediator
Janet Evanovich, Stephanie Plum series
Noughts and Crosses - Malorie Blackmen
Pride and Predudice
Briget Jones Diary
Jane Eyre
Harry Potter novels
Pirates - Celia Rees
Point horror books by Diane Hoh.
X-isle and return to X-isle by Peter Lerangis

Movies i've seen that johnny depp are in...

Edward ScissorHands,
Ed Wood,
Sleepy Hollow,
Benny and Joon,
Don Juan Demarko,
Chocolat,
What's eating Gilbert Grape,
Nick of Time,
Pirates of the Caribbean,
Once upon a time in Mexico,
Secret Window,
Finding Neverland,
From Hell,
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,
The Corpse Bride,

Fave Quotes

'Welcome to the Caribbean luv'
'But why's the rum gone?'
'Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?'
'Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate'
~ Captain Jack Sparrow

I can't write too much more or like there wouldn't be enough room!

Luv Yall
Jess