OK to start for all you fucked up people who don't get this yet...ahem

gender:FEMALE

age: 15

hair:Black w/red and platinum blond streaks

eyes: blue

nicknames: Jackel,

Demon,

Shadow Raven SkyPhantom,

Hell-Cat,

Wolf,

Fang,

Vampire,

Dragon,

Dark,

Hells Princess,

Black clad Devil,

Gothica,

Dark Angel,

Bloody-Hell Child (friend is british lol),

Lone Child,

Forbidden,

Bitch,

and a lot more

um...oh yeah my likes

cats

dogs

wolves

foxes

DRAGONS

ANIME

MANGA

tv...tv is gooood

food yay food is also good

...you get the idea...in the words of rockinmuffin...hale to the golden dildo...(aka mariks rod) hehehe...yes im crazy so are you asshole mawhahahahahahaaaa

Hates -newly posted-

10-6-07 at 10:00pm: Did anyone notice how annoying the new voice actors for One Piece are? i cant even watch it anymore and the new thyme song is so gay, they all even look different well kind of!! I MISS THE OLD VOICE ACTORS!! Luffy's voice SUCKS, Trace's -or Ace- voice that use to drive me crazy now SUCKS, Zolo -or as some call him Zoro- has a to deep of a voice and it SUCKS, Sanji's voice SUCKS, Chopper has a voice like a girl; i liked his old one, Nami's voice is annoying as hell, Ussop's voice is like nails on a chalk board. The only voice that is OK is Robin. WTF!? i know its been a few weeks since i watched the show and i had only missed a few episodes but when did the show begin to suck? I really wish that they would go back to the originals it would be so much better.YOU KNOW WHAT ALL THE VOICE ACTORS HAVE BEEN CHANGED I JUST REALIZED THAT!! OMFG I CANT EVER LOOK AT MY TV RIGHT NOW!! GRRRRRRAAAGGGGHHH!! THE ONLY GOOD PART IS THE END THYME!!

QUOTES

'ah! the finger!Part of the worlds universal language!How would i ever live with out it?' from rockinmuffins fic 'SUPER FREAK' read it i sayz RRRRREEEEAAAAADDDDDD...

'ohhhh noooo! cloud got squished!ahhh' -me play kingdom-hearts

'GOD!I dont want to make any new friends.i just want to be alone the rest or my young life and fulfill my dream of becoming a hermit' -i forget --'

' HA! you speak this language like a suffocating cat.HAHAHAAAA' -me making fun of my friend when she trys to speak Spanish

'Oh the joy of math another subject for me to fail in' -me in math class

'AHHHHHHHH! ITS THE GAY OLD SNAKE!AHHHHH' -me an my friend diana when we see orochimaru hehehe

' life sucks'-me

'yup'-diana

'want to got burn something?'-me

'...ok...'-diana...this is when we are board hehehe

'...hn your stupidity and ignorance sickens me'- me when acting like hiei...and i do that good

' What? You say that im being a mean and nasty bitch?...That my words hurt you? Pfft! Dont act like you dont like the abuse. You are a sadomasochists at heart.How i know you ask? Maybe it because im in the same room as you fool!...DIE! MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!'

'...I suppose the reason why you so fucked up is because you walked in on your parent having...AHEM! ne?' -me talking to a prep

'beautiful girl you say? cause all i see is a U-G-L-Y prep...ya whore' -me talking to a prep

'hi mega-bitch' -me and Michell talking to Crissy

'hail the golden dildo'-Sam

'...ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WANT TO RULE THE WORLDS!MAWHAHAHAHAHAAAA!' -me

'...um Skye i think you do' -diana

' NO! IF i DID id have slaves doing my homework! MAWHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA...and all Goths, s8ers,emos, and SMEXXY BOYS!! would be mine...also preps would all DIE A PAINFUL DEATH MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA' -me

'...that will never happen' -Sam

'IT WILL! IT WILL I TELLZ YOU!IT WILL WHEN I RULE THE WORLDS...MAWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA' -me

'sigh' -diana&sam

' I am NOT retarted! IM MENTAL! DAMN IT!GET it RIGHT THERES A DIFFERENCE!' -me

'...HEY! I am not a dog or crazy! IM MENTAL!...but if you must use the term bitch then call me a MENTAL bitch...IM MENTAL DAMN IT NOT CRAZY! MENTAL!' -me

' is it me or is kurama bi' -me when im reading yaoi...i like it...but not that much (me: SORRY DIANA T.T)

'he's gay'- sam

'no he's not' -diana

'...hiei's gay' -sam

'NO HE'S NOT' -me (i almost killed her then)

'okok he's not...none of'em are i think' -sam

'GOOD' -me&diana

' One for the money'-diana

' Two for the drugs' -sam

' Three for th-...ya know what...lets just stay at two' -me

sam&diana nod in agreement

'hn' -hiei

'your stupidity sickens me kuwabaka' -slyreen in my fic that will never be posted because of evil writers block!!

' HOLY KOOLADE' -me and my friends

'dragon like to make thing go boom' -me on sugar

' oh nooooo! its-its-its...BOB...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' -sam&me when diana comes over

'...um...yesssssssssssssssss fear me raahhhhhh' -me

'RAZZBURRYZ HAVE EARS RUN...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'-diana

'I LIKE PORKCHOP SAMICHEZ'- diana

'WATCH OUT DIANA STEVE THE RAPIST WALL WILL RAPE U AT NIGHT'-me laughing my ass off this is a inside joke ok...

' WE ARE THE ALMIGHTY CRACK-HEADS OF AMERICA!! BOW DOWN...and get the fuck away from our table...NOW OR MY ARMY OF WEASELS AND SPORKZ WILL KILL U'-me at lunch with all my friends when we are on sugar rush...no wait never-mind we are always like that XD

'ANUS ANUS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING'-random times with me and diana

' omg 11 years sam...11 years...'- inside joke with me and sam

'14 INCHES!! WARE IS RONNY WHEN YOU NEED HIM!!'- another funny inside joke with Sammy

'SAMMY U OWE ME ORANGES!! 170 of em to be precise...I DO FAVORS I WANT MEH PAY DAMN IT!! I WANT MEH ORANGES...i have a fetish for them right now...hehehe'- me after i did my friend sam like 200 favors and she needs to pay me back...with my weight in oranges even though i weigh a LOT less then the amount the oranges weigh most likely!! -P.S- that was last year and i STILL haven't gotten them-

'Sex is Sexxy when Sexxy Sex Gods of Anime Are Sexxy enough to make you lose your fucking mind...no wonder Anime men are more lusted after then real men'- me, hey its true and you all know it

this is a interesting conversation between me and my retarted friend diana during one of our 'OMG-BEWARE-WE-ARE-HAVING-A-MENTAL-RETARDED-MOMENT-OF-DOOM'

" Hey diana...diana...DIANA!!"

"whazat? u say sumtin?"

"yeah u ANUS answer me next time i call u"

"im not a anus!!"

"yes u are so shut up of ill eat u"

"not if i eat u first..."

"blows rassburry!!"

"oh yeah well ill eat u then while u are being digested ill laugh and after like a few hours ill shit u out and then flush u and u will be like 'weeeeeeee its like a water slide' and then u will be in the sewer and then be in the ocean and a fish will eat u and u will be like 'NOOOOOO!!'...then the fish will be caught and gutted and then u will be washed on to the floor out side a fish market and some dog will come eat u then puke u up and be like 'eeeewwww u taste like shit' and then some poor human will step in u and after like 5 blocks notice u on their shoe and be like 'EWWWW SHIT/PUKE ON MEH SHOE!!' and wipe u off with a news paper and then as the years go by the newspaper will turn to dust and be carried by the wind and the wind will be like 'EWWWW I HAVE SHIT DUST ON ME AND IT SMELLS' then the wind will go to god and he'll be like 'EWWW U SMELL GO AWAY' then the wind will blow u away and some poor person will breath u in and after a few years die of lung cancer and u and that poor person will die...u would be DEAD!!"

and the whole time i was like this 0.o and 0.0 and like WTFMAN!! and then i said "i would have already died once u ate me stupid ass"

After that we just burst out in fitz of insane laughter...so any way...

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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the color pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl/boy over fictive girls/Bishojos boys or BIshies girls, so I MUST hate guys or girls.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

I HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl.

I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST not know how to live anywhere but a big city.

I'm FROM ST. LOUIS, so I MUST be a bad driver.

I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention.

I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to blow up at insults.

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you know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

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