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Author has written 16 stories for Mario, Teletubbies, Animal Crossing, Wario Ware Inc., and Pokémon. It seems you have once again came across the forgotten and condemned profile of the once revered Dixie Stonehall... If this is your first time upon finding me - I suggest you leave, before you fall victim to numerous flesh-eating diseases, and are induced with depressional issues. Before you begin... Things you must know about me. - I am ENGLISH. I can spell. I can spell better than a lot of you. Colour was destined to contain a U, and centre is written with an 'RE' ending. - This profile contains no lies. I choose to be honest in every aspect of my everyday life - except when I break things. - I often use profanity and swears in some of my higher-rated work. Better turn on your filter, motherfuckers. Mwah. - If you've come here looking for excuses for why things haven't been updated, you won't find any. Mwah ha ha. - I like to use bold and italic font styles sometimes. They are very fun. A typical little organised bio... (For those who cannot abide reading large paragraphs, and for me, who cannot abide writing them...) Full Name: Dixie Astrid Stonehall. Gender: Female - Duh. D.O.B: 24/09/91 - And what a dismal day that was for England. Hometown: Middlesbrough, England. Hair: Blonde. Eyes: Green. Height: 5"1 - Shorty... Religion: None really. I'm Agnostic. I have no strong beliefs, I don't know what to follow. Nationality: Full English Breakfast! IQ: 130. Instrument: Keyboard. Blood: Red. Type A. Tasty. Ice-cream: Vanilla. Pizza: Pepperoni, Chicken & Spicy Beef. Aeroplanes: 26 times. Fears: Heights, Needles, Dentists, Spiders, Death, Rejection. Favourites Colours - Red, Black, Orange, Khaki. Drinks - Cherry Coke, Orange Lucozade, Raspberry Archers, Pepsi Max. Foods - Anything that's bad for you. Animals - Tigers, Cats, Dogs, Bears, Rabbits. Consoles - Sega Mega Drive - followed by the Nintendo Gamecube. Authors - Jacqueline Wilson, Grace Dent, Dav Pilkey, Lucy Daniels. Bands - Rammstein, Maximum The Hormone, Dropkick Murphys, Slipknot, Freezepop, Mini Moni, Cannibal Corpse. Links, Glorious Links! If you ever come across me on iSketch- my username is -Dixie-. (I'm terrible at drawing too.) If you find me on IPBArcade - I'm known as Der-Metzgermeister. (I own the high score on the most popular game - YOU CAN'T BEAT IT.) My YouTube profile... (There's everything here, from music countdowns to having a bucket of green slime tipped over my head.) My DeviantART profile... (Artwork in my own cartoon-realism style to go with my original fictions and fan fictions.) My Fictionpress.com profile... (Original fiction here. :D) My Guitar Hero Community profile... (I'm a Guitar Hero addict, I like showing off my scores. :D) My new MindSay Blog... (Sometimes I'm emo, sometimes I'm not. :D) Most sites, I shall be known as Mog Anarchy, but there's some where I'm Dixie Stonehall and Der-Metzgermeister. Sometimes it's just Dixie or Metzgermeister. So now you have lost around 5-10 minutes of your life reading this drivel... If you came here to locate more atrocious pieces of fan fiction that I have written... Then they're just one more scroll away. If you want a half-decent one; Dixie recommends: The Fox & The Houndour, or Super Mario Bros. VS Planet Earth. Enjoy the rest of your lives, mortals. - Anarchy out. | |||||||||
1. The Fox & The Houndour » reviewsAn unexpected set of friends, accidentally crossing paths now have to forget all of their differences, and devote all of their efforts and energies into fighting for what they love.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,222 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 6-1-072. Mario Party: Director's Cut » reviewsIt's Mario Party: THEIR WAY! No rules, Totally unsupervised... And BOOZE FOR ALL!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 11-27-05 - Mario & Peach3. Know Your Stars: Animal Crossing! » reviewsIt's Know Your Stars! Animal Crossing style! Watch their humiliation unfold right before your eyes!Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 11-1-064. Chemical Plumbers: Live In Concert! » reviewsSongfic Collection A whole bunch of Mario themed songfics, fitted to a wide range of music genres. Something for every single Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, whoever! Any fans are welcome to sing along. Requests accepted!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-24-075. Pocket Sized Monsters: Live In Concert! » reviewsSongfic Collection A whole bunch of Pokémon themed songfics, fitted to a wide range of music genres. Something for every single Pokémon fan! Requests accepted!Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 7-22-076. Things The AC Characters Would NEVER Say! » reviewsThe title says it all: Things The Animal Crossing Characters Would NEVER Say! :D Use your imagination, and think of your favourite townsanimals spouting explicits untrue to their very natures!Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 3-7-077. Katrina's Crystal Ball » reviewsCome, take a look into my shimmering crystal ball and see the shrouded, mysterious past of the Animal Crossing townsfolk!Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 8-16-068. The Koopa Princess » reviewsBowser's captured Peach! AGAIN. But this time, he wants to make amends, and turn her into an official member of the Koopa Royal Family!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 8-20-06 - Peach & Bowser9. Super Mario Bros VS Planet Earth! » reviewsIf you are a resident of Planet Earth, you may be offended by this fan fiction. The Super Mario Bros. are miffed at their current status on Planet Earth. Their solution? INVASION!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 11-30-0610. Super Mario Middle School » reviewsWhat's the square root of a Fire Flower divided by the circumference of a Super 'Shroom?Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-8-06 - Peach11. Of Blocks, Brothers & Blue Bloods reviewsOneshot Mario robs Peach's wardrobe and the whole kingdom is taken over by a crazy narrator who controls the lightning!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-12-06 - Mario & Luigi - Complete12. Pokémon Jokémon! reviewsA whole ton of bad Pokémon jokes, guaranteed to make you laugh, maybe at my stupidity!Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 8-7-06 - Complete13. That Guy Called Wario reviewsSongfic Mona expresses her true feelings towards that evil, yet lovable, garlic scented plumber! A parody song I wrote to Bowling For Soup's 'Girl All The Bad Guys Want'. Sing along!Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-19-06 - Complete14. The Toilet Tubbies & The Magic Chocolate » reviewsIt's just another normal day for Stinky Winky… Until he finds the magic chocolate! A lot of toilet humor in this thing! You have been warned... Hee hee.Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 1-6-06 - Complete15. Totakeke On Tour » reviewsK.K. Slider regards his past life, before he was made out to be something that he wasn't. His past brings back his childhood memories, and he longs to return home.Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-15-06 - Complete16. The Sound Of The Sirens reviewsPoetry The three Shadow Sirens express themselves through song!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-12-06 - Enemies - Complete
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