I'm Aura of Chaos. I was previously known as the The Dark Empress of Eternity.

Fics to be expected next year when they are complete. Or later than a year cuz I'm too lazy to put my ideas on paper.

Species: Demon

Age: 15

Lives: In her own little world full of fairies and elves

General Mood: hyper

Fav animes: InuYasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Gundam Seed, .Hack// (all),Yu Yu Hakusho, FLCL, Samurai Champloo, Ruroni Kenshin(Samurai X), s-CRY-ed, Naruto, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Eureka Seven, Stratos 4, Fruits Basket, Card Captors/Card Captor Sakura, Trinity Blood, Blood+, and more that I'm too lazy to add. xDDD

Don't make me get my flying monkeys out on you! ~me.

Oh look, a shark. AHHHH a shark! ~ my cousin at teh aquarium

Revenge is a dish best served cold ~Me, I live by it.

I AM NOT SHORT! ~Ed, FullMetal Alchemist

When in doubt, feign death ~my brother, playing a videogame

Bite my shiny metal ass! ~Bender, Futurama

Fowl! Open the door you pastey-faced Mud Weasel! ~ Holly, Artemis Fowl:The Arctic Incedent

Seven days to live. Seven days to burn down as many schools as possible! ~Destiny and me, An inside joke making fun of The Ring

Oh shit. Quick! hide the bodies! the cops are coming! ~me and my frien- I mean, um, A TV show!

SIT BOY! ~Kagome, InuYasha

I don't like lollipops. ~Artemis, Artemis Fowl

Fowls are better than Malfoys ~The Family Name

I am NOT a dog! ~InuYasha

Dimwit ~Genkai

How does it feel to be surrounded by a haze of stupidity? ~Hiei

ATTENTION! WARNING! BRUNETTE SCHIZOPHRENIC GETTING TICKED! PLEASE EVACUATE THE PREMESIS IMMIDIATELY AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Thank you, and have a nice day. ~iono.

Besides nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm sane ~Artemis, some fic.

You're just jealouse that the voices only talk to me! ~someones fanfic

FART ON MOMMY! ~my friend, you dont wanna know.

DAMN YOU COMPUTER! RUST IN THE BOWELS OF HELL! ~me, after my pc crashed again thanks to AMY!

This is sooooo boring. Not even a police officer to kill. ~me, at Samanthas halloween sleepover. I scared the shit out of her friends.

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies ~me.

Me: Have you forgotten how sharp my nails are?

Alex: No! How could I? -clutches wrist in fear -

Friends may come and go, family dies, but your enemies accumulate ~me. Its a fact. you have been warned.

MY NAME'S NOT 'TA-TA'! ~me

I used my Chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car! Rock and roll! ninja of the night! ~Naruto video. here's the link: http://video.freevideoblog.com/Player.aspx?fileid=37BB0AA6-43C0-4982-B33E-C35B5B736840&p=0

Friends help you move house. Real friends help you move bodies ~Jackies bio

If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried! ~Jackie

People like you are the reason people like me need medication. ~me

I'm already visuallizing the duct tape over your mouth ~ me.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. ~Jackie

Rehab is for quitters ~jackie

You suck bitch! ~Maria

Me:Ohhhh Haaaaannah! Hannah: what do you want now? Me: can I borrow your Social Studies Homework? Hannah: -rolls eyes- Again? Me: -nods-

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days we really beleived that to be the world's one, and only, truth. ~Alphonse Elric, Full Metal Alchemist

I had to drive a crappy Ford Mustang carrying Roy Mustang to Saint Mustang Road! What are the odds! ~A FMAfanfic thats awesum.

Fuck Missed! ~FMA Fanfic, funnier in the story.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ Me

you need to read this fic. NOW DAMMIT! its a Naruto one, so only NARUTO FANS! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2450563/1/ GO! READ! NOW!

THE LLAMA SONG! Its weird.

heres a llama, theres a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama, duck

llama llama cheeseake llama tablet brick potato llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck

I once was a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake, I was only three years dead, but it told a tale, and now listen little child, to the safety rail!

Did you ever see a llama? kiss a llama? on the llama? llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck!

half a llama, twice the llama, not a llama, farmer llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama duck!

Is that how its told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold. Now my song is getting thin, ive run out of luck. Time for me to retire now. And become a duck!

(These next ones are all bumper stickers. From a humor site)

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I love defenceless animals, especially in gravy

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 11.

Discourage inbreeding - Ban Country Music.

Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

Honk If You Want To See My Finger!

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your drink.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.

Friends help you move house. Real friends help you move bodies.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Love: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

All generalizations are false.

I brake for fairys, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see

I brake for... oh shit! I don't have brakes.

I wasnt born a bitch, its men like you that made me this way

I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch!

New! Divorce Barbie. Barbie doll with all of Ken's accessories.

Men are not pigs. Pigs are sweet, intelligent, sensitive, clean animals.

I love animals- they taste great.

Where there's a will, I wanna be in it.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.

Never let school get in the way of your EDUCATION.

Hard work never hurt anybody, but then I figured why take the risk.

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter

Everyone makes mistakes, that why pencil have erasers

There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors ?

Obsession is the word lazy people give to those of us who are motivated.

I have PMS. Therefore I can legally kill you.

When in doubt- shup up!

If they dont have chocolate in heaven, I AINT GOING!

I'm talking to myself- please dont eavesdrop!

God must love stupid people- he made so many.

I got kicked outta Scouts for eating a Brownie.

If you can read this I'm not going fast enough.

0 to bitch in 3.6 seconds

Diahoerea is a hereditary illness, it runs in the family

I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep away

Bad spelers of the of the world untie

I hate people who take drugs, like the police or customs

Stop following us paranoids

Life´s a bitch...screw her !

LOVE YOUR ENEMIES! IT REALLY GETS THEM CONFUSED!

Don't honk, driver's trying to sleep

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, a fart a day keeps everyone away.

I beat up your honor student at-insert school here-Elementary

I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to