Disclaimer: I do not own anything. I just like to flex my creative wings with the genius of others. If I owned something, I would probably still write fanfiction anyway. It's an obsession. However, I do not make a profit for my work except the sweet paycheck of self-satisfaction.
"We like what we like and if it is dashed in cannon, that is why God created fanfiction." If you agree with this, paste into your profile!
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So Anyway, I'm MrsVincentCrabbe; QuidditchQueen58 on FictionAlley.org. I'm a person who lives somewhere on Earth who reads a lot of fanficiton. Too much in my opinion. I will give you this, I am female and 18. Moving on, I am a weird person. Quite strange, just read the rest of this profile.
My Work:
COMPLETE HP: My Best Friend's Girl. It's a one shot Harry/Hermione. I personally think it sucks but, hey, that is all a matter of opinion. And I think mine doesn't account for much. So go read it and flame me. I don't really care. Remember, you can never hurt my feelings...mainly because I don't have any.
COMPLETE Okay, so my favorite project of mine is "Beauty and Blood Roses". It's Remus/Hermione but it's NOT a Time-Turner fic. YAY! Finally! I, personally, love this story. I think it's what I have done the best on. AND it's not love at first sight! I super hate "love at first sight" fics. Love at first sight does not exist. Lust at first sight, yes, but not love.
Okay, "Summertime". I know I'm capitalizing on the Severus/Lily hype but I truly did like them and I got this idea at 5 AM. Harry goes back to make amends with Petunia and to hear the true story about his mother's relationship with Severus Snape.
COMPLETE "Over the River and Through the Woods" is a little oneshot I did for GuardianofTime808. It's Remus/Lily. I like it.
COMPLETE Okay so I got a little crazy at 11:00pm at night and wrote a Trelsi, which if you don't know is a Troy and Kelsi from High School Musical. It was like a 12 minute project so I decided to post it. I don't really read HSM but I've watched it so many times I can sing every song. I like Trelsi because it is outside the norm and because, as it says in my summary, I think she was cultivating a little crushy crush on him through the whole movie. Now I've written another one because National Novel Writing Month really sucks out your soul. I've decided to call all the Treslis I write during November my 'MrsVC hates NaNoWriMo' collection: Lucky and One Fall Morning with Josh Groban.
COMPLETE MrsVC got an LJ and so she decided to write a fic. A MirKag called "I Gaze So Intently". The song is called "Shakespeare" by Brady White.
COMPLETE Got inspired. Wrote a InuYasha/Sango one shot. It's special. Read it anyway.
I cannot ship anything cannon for some weird reason. (Could you being a psycho account for that?) Shut up! Sorry, that was the little voice in my head. No, I'm not really crazy or hear voices but it got your attention, ne? So, back on subject, I ship weird stuff so if you can only read the cliched, boring pairings...just stop here.Oh, and I refuse to read a fic until it is completed, most of the time. I've gotten suckered into a couple (hundred) that I read, like, 25 chapters only to find out that one of two things has happened: 1) abandoned or 2) the author only updated like every seven months. I'm emotionally invested in this story and you want to quit? Nah uh, oh no you don't. No. I just like to read ones I know are finished so I don't have to check my reviews to make sure that the little orange flag is up so I can finish with the story.
My Fandoms!
(I have a lot more but these are the main ones I read. I go through phases because I'll read all the fics under my favourite pairings and then have to find something else to entertain my mind...)
Fruits Basket (Best manga ever! If you haven't read this, go do it! I command you!), Teen Titans, Harry Potter, DNAngel, The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, InuYasha, Code Lyoko, Full Metal Alchemist, and Lloyd Alexander. And I have a love/hate relationship with the Inheritance Trilogy and Christopher Paolini.Ooh, Law and Order: Criminal Intent!! Ouran High Host Club.
Pairings I ADORE (some spoilers made be included below)
Fruits Basket: (Total spoilers for people who haven't finished it yet) I totally, completely, utterly ship Momiji and Tohru. I am, like, the Captain of the S.S. Some Bunny Loves Tohru (better known as the manager of the c2 community, The S. S. Some Bunny Loves Tohru). I was like, GASPTH, when Momiji told Kyo he was going to ask Tohru to marry him. I did the Momiji happy dance. But I know Kyo is going to go mess up my dreams! Ack! Tohru, you were supposed to be on my side! NOOooOOO! Poor Momiji! Come back, Momiji-koi, I love you! (Just read 22 on Spectrum Nexus. /whistles/) Akito/Shigure. For some strange reason, unbeknownst even to me, I hope they get together. I kinda ship Hatori/Tohru. It's like a guilty pleasure. I love Hatori soooo much that I wish him all the happiness he deserves. Yuki/Machi. I know! This is, like, the only cannon thing I ship!
Teen Titans: I ship one thing and one thing only. Robin and Raven. That is it, the gift, paper, and bow. I just love them together. He is her friend, her closest friend in my mind, and the only one who ever truly understand her. Screw Starfire. (Yes, I know I just lost half of the TT fans right there). I am, unfortunately, a Starfire hater. (Gets pelted by pudding) Now that I've read just about every completed RobRae, I've been reading CyRae. That's a cool SHIP too. Anything that's not cannon is sweet in my book.
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILER ALERT
DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT IT RUINED FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: Remus/Lily (sort of like a guilt pleasure. I just love Remus and I always imagined Lily with anyone but James so Remus was my favorite Marauder and I picked him.), Hermione/Remus (time travel but no robbing the cradle), Severus/Lily. I'm not going to give you my whole deal on Lily and Sev. And, no, I don't think that Lily/Sev is cliched. In fact, I think James and Lily is the cliched pairing. It's like the quarterback and the head cheerleader. Lily and Sev are like the head cheerleader and the lab geek. I love that. I BELIEVE IN SEVERUS SNAPE! Woo! I have been vindicated! Yes! Snape was good! And, I basically read my theory about Snape and Lily in Chapter 33. :basks in her correctness: My favorite chapter of the whole series: Chapter 33 "The Prince's Tale". It was like she read my mind and typed it on paper. I love it when I'm right. Okay, so who wants to die? Because, frankly, 3/4 of my favorite characters died. 1) Neville, 2) Snape, 3) Remus 4) Fred. I mean, come on. It's like she had it out for me. Snape, Remus and Fred! I'm just glad Neville made it. And he got his hero moment! And he was so awesome. And I just love him! I'm going to be screaming when I see him kill Nagini in the movie! "Yeah! Go Neville! Woo!" AND, Hermione/Fred. They are the best ever! I will always ship them, from now through Hermione and Ron getting so cliched-ly together in the seventh book until the end of mine natural days.(:cry: I don't love the fact that I'm right here. I hated Hermione/Ron. So typical.) OMG, don't even get me started on Ginny/Harry. :gag: That was my worse HP nightmare and it came true. I almost vomited on my book; multiple times. I did slam it shut, throw it across the room and proceed to call my nephew and rant about how disgusting and incestuous it was. INCEST! COMPLETE AND UTTER INCEST! I don't know. I always felt that he had been adopted by the Weasleys and therefore was an honorary brother and I was sick. I still get sick thinking about it. :gag: Excuse me, I need a brown paper bag and some Mylanta. And if JK Rowling tries to do some stupid sequel with their kids, I don't know if I would read it. I don't care if it is Potter-verse. I don't think she will but my sister is convinced that she'll try to make more money off the series. Her argument: "She only said there would be no more Harry Potters. Who said anything about no Albus Potters?" I'm convinced that there will be no more; Harry, Albus or otherwise.
SPOILERS END HERE
DNAngel: I really don't ship anything but I hope Satoshi makes some friends!
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame: Again, don't really ship anything. I like to read some of those where Frollo gets what he wants but realises it was all for naught. I think it was a fine match between Gringore and Djali!
InuYasha: Sesshomaru/Kagome. I heart Sesshomaru. All hail Lord Fluffy! If you like SessKag, go read elle6778's A Simple Legacy stories. They are the absolute end! Best SessKag that has ever been written, is being wrote, and ever will be written. EVER! Read them! NOW! You will never regret it! InuYasha/Sango. Don't 'Kaze no Kizu' me just yet! I think that Sango is strong enough to handle the rough, stubborn hanyou and Kagome just doesn't seem like she really likes InuYasha all that much to me. Again, weirdo shipper here. At least I admit to it. And since I read InuSan it only comes naturally that I have some kind of weird attraction to Miroku/Kagome. Don't ask me but I love the opposite of what is cannon. I'm a sick, sick woman...
Code Lyoko: Aelita/Ulrich. Stop hitting me with your mouse pad! I told you not to read this stuff. Jeremie/Yumi. OW! That hurt worse! Was that on purpose? Ow! Okay, who threw the speaker, huh? Huh? You want to mess with me?
Full Metal Alchemist: Roy and Riza. She is the only one who can threaten to shoot him without getting Mongolian Barbequed. And Edward/Rose. I was just reminded about this pairing. (I haven't seen the show in, like, a year so I've forgotten some things.) I remember always thinking about how much importance Edward held with Rose that her first word after her 'unfortunate event' (best way I could put it. Gomen.) was Edward's name. Remember, cannon basher here. I just thought about how rough he treats everyone but her. She is just different, more important; like she is the only person he doesn't want to drive away. He pushes Winry, Roy, sometimes even Al, away from him in an effort to stay, I guess, unaffected by them but Rose was always different. I don't know. I just know that I always saw "cannon bashers" potential in them.
Lloyd Alexander: GO READ THE PRYDAIN CHRONICLES NOW! I COMMAND YOU AS THE FASCIST DICTATOR OF ALL SOCIETY! IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THESE BOOKS, The Book of Three, The Black Cauldron, the Castle of Llyr, Taran Wanderer, and The High King, I SHOULD BEAT YOUR SCHOOL LIBRARIAN! AND NEVER SEE THE DISNEY MOVIE, IT IS A COMPLETE WASTE AND I HAVE BOYCOTTED DISNEY EVER SINCE!
That aside, I hate slash, yaoi, yuri, incest, twincest, femmeslash, anything like that. I read a few and I am scarred enough as it is. Don't come asking me to beta your Kagome/Sango, Miroku/Shippo fic. I will pointedly ignore you. And I don't like love triangles, love squares, love, I don't know, dodecagons. They just annoy me to no end. And I don't read sex scenes. If you have them, okay, but I will skip them. Usually it goes like this, "he lowered her to the bed... (blur of words as I scroll past) The next morning she...". That is just me. It is how I read some really good fics without putting things in my head. Good Christian woman here.
I don't really want to talk about Eragon but I will. I am in a love/hate relationship. One day I will scream, "Chris I hate you, your friends, your cousins, and your mom. That's right, your MOM! No, I don't really hate your mom, I'm just disappointed that feeding you to the wolves failed." And the next day, I'm on Shurtugal.com looking for a release date on the third. If you were shocked or you called from the beginning any of these three things, PM me. SPOILERS FOR ELDEST! DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS! 1) Murtagh wasn't dead. 2) Murtagh was Rider to one of the two eggs. 3) Morzan was Eragon's father and Murtagh was his blood brother. I need to know if I'm the only freak who called this, and Secret Window and The Notebook and Just like Heaven and The Village and The Scarlet Letter and A Tale of Two Cities and...I'll just stop there.
Law and Order: CI: Okay, who can't love Bobby? Honestly? Love Him! I love watching L&O. I figure the crime out before my family and Bobby. I laugh at them all. (Ha, ha, ha, hahahahahahaha) Bobby and Alex belong together for all eternity! Okay, not that bad a fangirl but I do love the BobbyAlex SHIP.
Ouran High Host Club: Okay, I'll admit. I read them. Leave me alone. I SHIP Haruhi/Mori-Sempai. That's about it. Well, I guess Kaoru/Haruhi too. Really, anyone but Hikaru, Hunny-senpai, and Tamaki. Honestly, Hunny-sempai and Momiji Sohma are the same person. They just travel between the two manga. No, Momiji is so much cooler! I love you, Momiji-koi! I have decided. Though my first Kyoya/Haruhi was okay but extremely juvenile, I have made the decision that I DO SHIP Kyouya/Haruhi. Actually, I'm slightly obsessed with it! Though, that first fic still makes me sad that 12 year old girls were allowed to write fanfiction.
PM me if you feel like ranting about how everyone calls you a cannon basher. I'm leader of CBAR, Cannon Bashers Anonymously ROCK, my forum. We bash cannon for giggles! If you ship anything I do, drop me a line. I will read and give glorious reviews to just about anything, see above. Unfortunately, if you ship something I do, you will most likely have your dreams crushed. Everything I ship is so out of context sometimes that I kick myself for being a cannon basher; like my Harry/Luna phase. It's okay. You live your life outside of that all American box while all the Conformists live in it. Don't you feel free now?
CANNON BASHERS UNITE! WOOHOO!
Come and play on my c2 The S.S. Some Bunny Loves Tohru and the community forum of the same name. Or, for you Lyoko Lovers out there, my forum, Beauty and the Brains, all about Yumi-Jeremie!
PS Sorry for the horrible sentence structure, the terrifying attempt on my part at spelling anything, run on sentences and just overall bad grammar. I'm too lazy to correct everything here. I spent too long just trying to type it all.
Love, MrsVC
March 31st 2007, marked the 12th anniversary of the Death of Selena Quintanilla Perez. She was a musical hurricane that died before she could really hit hard. All she ever wanted was to make her music heard. For the English community to hear her and to love her...in death she achieved her dream, her Album Dreaming of You going triple Platinum in a mere few months. Selena was an exceptional woman who died to young. Born on April 17th 1972 she was only 23 when she died. For Selena I ask that you place the text at the bottom here in your profile, to honor her memory.
Selena Quintanilla Perez April 17th 1972 - March 31st 1995 (You still live through your music. Su música vive en Selena!)
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