I would first like to say that I am touched that you would take the time out to click my screen name and come to my lttle porfile. Would you like to know more about me?

Poems

Ode to a Pickle by Serinity Phantom

Ode to a pickle

so green and bumpy...

gurgle-fleen no qumpy!

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Description

Name: Flames of the Sun

Age: 16

Nationality: african-american

Height: 5'10

In My Heart: I am Music.

Things that are demons in disguise

Cats-- see things I hate

Jesse McCartney-- How do I know this. Two word "Beautiful Soul" His number one hit. He wants you and your beautifully tassty soul. Beware!

Nurses-- well actually I think that they are vampires in disguise. personally they are a little too enthusiastic about taking blood.

Pink socks-- i seriously don't know why. they just radiate evil. can't you see it?

Favorites

Colors: blue, green

TV shows: Teen Titans, CSI(the original, las vegas), Inuyasha, Avatar

Language: Japanese(learning to speak it) and Spanish(Can kind of speak it).

Things to do: sing, dance, act, write, read

Plays: Wicked: The Untold Story of the Witches of Oz, The Phantom of the Opera, Rent

Hates

CSI miami: I hate this cause it sucks. plain and simple. and I hate the way that people die on that show. It's so fake "Oh we thought he died by jumping off of a building but in reality he was spit out by a rabid shark and fallen on top of by a murder victim who was secretly not murdered at all but faked being murdered so that his mistress could gather his insurance mioney, but she won't be able to because she is dead cause his wife was framd by the rabid shark." bah!

Robin/Raven pairings: now take notice. i hate the pairings. not the people who think of them. one of my best friends is a rr shiper. don't know why but hey.I try not to judge. anyway. Raven/Robin is just gross.

Cats: cause they are demons in disguise just waiting to devour unsuspectiong souls. won't take me alive. DO YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! (ahem) I'm a dog person.

Know-it-alls: i hate these people because they think that they know it all when usually they don't know squat. likethis boy i know. We will call him Herman. Herman claims that he is the smartest man in the world when he is neither a man nor street smart. if he were in the ghetto he would be shot. I know this cause I would shoot him myself. Once I asked him who Jessica Simpson was married to and he didn't know. I told him that it was Nick Lashay. Then I asked him who Nick Lashay was married. He still didn't know. And then these people are always wondering why we ask then really hard questions. It's because weare so annoyed with them so much that we hope that they will get annoyed with us and go away.

Kid's bop: They scew all of the best songs into the dust. They make them SUCK! nuff said.

People who wear pink socks: You know, I really don't know why. Cause my best friend can wear pink socks and I'll hate her all day and the next day she'll wear blue socks and we'll be best friends again... and she'll accept me cause she knows I'm weird that way...

People who give out Easter and Valentine's Day candy on Halloween: One word: ew.

The kids in Trix commercials: God damn you! Can you be any more greedy! All the poor rabbit wanted was some cerel or a little yogurt. GIVE THE RABBIT SOME GOD DAMN CEREL! Trix are not just for kids assholes.

The kids in Lucky Charms commercials: God damn you! Can you be anymore greedy! All the poor leprechan wanted was a little peace. Stop stalking him! You got some already now leave him alone. GO EAT SOME OF THAT TRIX THAT'S ONLY FOR KIDS!

Immature writers: Ok. I have recieved way too many flames. Not to my stories mind you, but to my REVIEWS. Are you really allowed to do that? Flame a review? And to think, if no one reviewed they'd still be mad. I absolutely hate that. I mean, I just spent my time telling you what I thought of your fic and you cuss at me! Not cool. Not cool at all.

Terrorists: Silly terrorists. This is America! The home of Barney and Friends. Also the home of writers who would willingly make Barney bust a CAP IN YO' ASS! If you really want to scare us, take over Kentucky Fried Chicken. Half the population would willingly give themselves over for a three piece x-tra crispy... rather sad when you think about it.

Rae/Rob shippers who hate starfire and are always out to make her look stupid: Come on now. Us Rob/Star fans don't make Raven out to be the evil witch that she is-- or um... people think she is... yeah that's it. Give Starfire a break. She kicks arse!(NOTE: naw, i don't really think Raven's a witch.)

That new rasins commercial: Yeah, that one where the nice tasty looking grapes turn black and shrivel up and they tell you to go eat them. That was pure stupidity.

My Spanish Teacher: ACK!! TOO ANGRY TO EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN MY HATRED!!

Stupid stuff that I admit to saying

Me: Chocolate crack? That'd be like a clash of the titans. The two things that America loves most. Chocolate and crack!

Mom: That's just like putting marajuana on brownies.

Cousin: They put marajuana on brownies?!

Me: But what good is that? You have to smoke marajuana. You would either have to eat a joint or roll a brownie.

Alex: so what do you think of this fic?

Me: It means no worries for the rest of your days!

Alex: What! Where did that come from?

Me: Oh! Sorry I thought you said Hakuna Matata.

Me: Hi Nick! I'm Jendayi. I't so nice to meet you. (smiles evilly)

Nick: (looks at me like I'm crazy)

Me: well bye!

Nolelani: RUN JENDAYI!

(we run)

Me: Why did he looks so scared?

Noelani: I told him that you would suck out his brain and eat it.

Me: Noelani! Your so mean! How could you say that! (looks hurt)

Noelani: What! What did I do!

Me: I thought you knew me better than that! I do not suck out brains and eat them. I suck out brains and give them to the needy. Why do you think I am so selfish?

Me: I MADE A SMILEY FACE OUT OF HEARTS!

Me: He changed his name to James.

Omar: He can't do that!

Me: Yes he can! I can too, see watch. I just turned my name to Wonderful! (turns to friend) and I changed her name to Bucket.

Lacey: Look! I just won a free game of bowling!

Me: OOOH! Can I have it?

Lacey: NO!

Me: But Lacey! I WANT it!

Lacey: So?

Me: but I WANT it! Like I want it want it!

(all looks at me weird)

Me: Now, comming to your from the US of A, we give you the ultimate, semi legal, treat...

CHOCO-CRACK!

Me: Ahh! It's too bright! Stupid evil eye doctor and his dilating solution of doom!

Alex: Look, some chocolate!

Me: I love chocolate!

Alex: No you don't! You hate chocolate!

Me: I know. I was just trying to see which one of you would catch the lie... CASSIDY!

Cassidy: huh?

Allyse: Hey, Jendayi!

Me: Don't talk to me! I'm in a bad mood!

Alex: Why?

Me: My mom keeps the cookies on that cabinet on the ceiling that every house seems to have. I can never reach them! And my mom is shorter than me! How did she even get them up there?

Lacey: You know, jello is a jiggling solid.

Me: and she keeps the jello on the bottom shelf cause she knows no one will eat it there! It just sits there, being jello on the bottom shelf!

Alex: Well if you can't reach the cookies then Jacob definintly can't reach the cookies!

Me: Jacob can't even reach the Jello!

Alex: My dad told me what you said.

Me: What?

Alex: You said, "It's not true I didn't say that I loved you! She's lying!"

Me:... uh no I didn't?

Alex: Yes you did you lier!

Me: You don't have any proof!

Alex: I'll ask my dad.

Me: But he didn't record it.

Alex: I'll just let him say it to you!

Me: No! I admit it! I'm a lier just please don't put your dad on the phoone!

Noelani: So Jason didn't think that you wer a good writer so I told him to--

Me: IS THIS A CARMEL EASTER EGG?!

Me: HI JACK!

Nick: (sigh) Hi Jendayi.

Jacob: Noel's pissed at me.

Alex: Why?

Jacob: I don't know. She's always pissed at me.

Me: Well you're just the kind of person who gets people pissed. What did she say that you did?

Jacob: I won't talk to her.

Me: Well why don't you, I don't know, talk to her!

Jacob: Wow I never thought of that!

Me: Well that's why I have a catch phrase and you don't.

me: Dear Diary,

Today Alex went mad. I had some mashed potatoes...

Me: We had better finish our project before something really horrible happens. The world might come to an end!

Janna: Or we might run out of salsa!

(ok so technically this is a stupid thing that I force my friend to admit to saying. so sue me! (lawyers pop out from nowhere) No no! I was just kidding. Don't sue me!)

Me: (to ramdom boy) Freeze! You are about to enter my bubble! Do NOT enter the bubble!

Random boy: (ignores me and walks right through my freakin' bubble!)

Me: Ahhh! Contamination! Purification process... BEGIN! (starts breathing rapidly)

Reggie: Hey, Jendayi. Why do you look all sad?

Me: (sigh) Oh, nothing... But I sure wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner...

Alex: I better give this paper to my parents before it gets lost in the black hole that is often referred to as my room...

Me: Paper? Paper is for squares! Incedentally, paper is shapped like a rectangle, a closely related cousin of the square!

Me: (Throws down Rubix Cube in disgust after trying to solve it for ever)

Teacher: Don't worry about it. I could never solve a rubix cube either.

Me: Oh, don't worry. I know that it's just Satan in his cubic form.

Some Guy in My Class: Hey Jendayi, what's that kind of energy where nothing moves but you get energy from like nothing?

Me: Uh, magic?

Wise Sayings

Flames of the Sun:
Everybody's special, but some people are special enough to take medication.

Never condemn yourself to misery, unless you feel that it is all you deserve.

Demitri Martin:
When you have a fat friend there are no See-Saws, only catapults.

Dreamcatchers work... if your dream is to be gay.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, especially if your team is full of bad guessers. The only worst time would be during a game of "Fake Heart Attack" followed by "Naps."

Happy Bunny:
When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon guice in the eyes of your enemies.

Work hard and the world is your oyster. Yep, you get a big snotty oyster-scented world.

My Fics

Jeweled Eyes- Quartet

(I wanted to make it a trilogy, but it should be four stories instead of three)

Emeralds: Dimming a Star's Light

SUMMARY- Life is funny. Not "haha" funny, but there are definently times that I think there is someone up there laughing at us all. For example: my girlfried, an alien, zombie princess from a planet five light years from here, is going back to her planet to try to stop a cosmic war between her mother and her home. Neither of her parents thought of her or her sister as more than a weapon, used to destroy and control. Psychics are calling her the chosen one. Higher powers are demanding a sacrafice. She is seventeen and she is expected to save a galaxy. Funny right?

Status- In motion.

Saphires: Returning to Those Already Taken

SUMMARY- "R-Rayne?" she asked cautiously. I smirked at her and nodded slowly. She squealed shrilly and she flew into my arms. My ears twitched slightly, but I didn't shush her as I would have. Instead I hugged her gently. She was chattering on about how she had missed me so much and how worried she was. I was hardly listening. Until she decided to hit me. "Ouch! Woman, what is wrong with you?" I snapped. I could see her pack behind her tense when I yelled at her. They were a protective bunch. "Why did you not try to contact me? I was worried!" she shouted. I rolled my eyes. "You are such a needy female." I muttered. I could almost feel her anger flare. "Well then why have you come to this 'needy female'?" she asked furiously. I rolled up my sleeve slowly. "I thought you could help me with this."

Status- Will follow Emeralds

Amethysts: Blending with Color

SUMMARY- The Teen Titans are no more. I am no longer Raven, but Rachel Roth. We had always been told that we were strangely ordinary, fighting over pizza, addicted to video games. We thought we were normal teens with the same normal problems and a few extraordinary ones. Well the time has come to test the extent of our normalcy. As I said, the Teen Titans are gone and in their place are a short green kid, a man of metal, a billionaire's ward, an alien ex-princess, a wind witch with an attitude problem, and the daughter of a demon. Welcome to College, yeah right.

Treasure Chest

SUMMARY- "Fine! You wanna piss me off? You want the truth, fine, but if you can't handle then that's on you!" I knew my eyes were thrumming like hell, but I couldn't take it anymore. It had been more than ten years that I had sat around in this universe, in this fight that was not mine! Ten years of listening to these little fuckers bitch and moan about shit that I could care less about! Sure, I had my fun, but the point was that I was tired of all of it. I wanted my home back. So I threw a bitch fit.

Status- Will follow Amethysts

((NOTE: everything is subject to change in this series. ))

Voiceless Ballet(FIRST EVER INUYASHA STORY!!)

SUMMARY: The dumb teacher was really making more of a fuss than was necessary. So what if I didn't have a partner? I would find one. I suddenly heard that Miroku guy saying something. "Come on, Kagome, it's not gonna happen again," he was whining. The girl was moving her hand furiously in the air before her. 'Signing,' I realized in amazement. The guy wasn't signing back so I wondered if maybe maybe she was just reading his lips or what. He began to speak sulkily. "Hey, Professor, Kagome says she'll take the new kid."

Oh, shit.

Status- Back to Planning stages...

Cliche (TT- a request from Rain Sanctuary)

SUMMARYI'd seen it so many times on a cheesy movie or book. Guy meets girl, Guy likes girl, Guy tries to get girl's attention, but is interrupted. Then Girl gets hurt. Bad. And Guy is left to pray that he can confess his feelings before the end. Somehow, it doesn't seem so pathetic anymore. "Star, you have to come back..." A cliched plotline done my way.

Status- I'm trying to get it in the written stages.

Casting Stones (A Twilight Fiction gasp)

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!!

Flames of the Sun appears, dressed in khaki shorts, a khaki vest and a visor. She stands authoritatively before an enclosure full of angry, drooling children. The children have matted hair and torn clothing. They all sit infront of various computers continuous streams of psychotic babble and horrid grammer streaming from them. Before Flames of the Sun is a small crowd of people, gawking and taking pictures of the enclosure. Posted on a strong guardrail is large sign proclaiming the poor creatures in the enclosure "Fictionous Trolli". Flames of the Sun clears her throat and the crowd falls quiet.

"As you know, this is our zoo's resident family of Fictionous Trolli or Fanfiction Trolls as they are more commonly called. A Troll is commonly defined as someone who posts controversial or quote "retarded" messages from the safety of the internet so as to avoid real confrontation," Flames begins authoritatively. A few of the people snap a picture or two. "Trolls feed on attention given to them, often by angry readers and reviewers. Most wild trolls take this sustinance and transform it into food that makes the Troll even more fat, stupid, and malicious. The trolls we have here are given access to a carefully monitored fanfiction site and are therefore, harmless. They are given only constructive attention and pitying glances. This keeps them relatively docile. If continued on this program, these Trolls will one day become upstanding members of the fanfiction community. Sadly though, a few of our beloved Trolls have wondered out of this designated enviroment and into the outside world. They have taken refuge in a site called fanfiction.net. So I and the rest of the Fictionous Trolli Research Team simply have begun to put the word out, asking simply..."

She turns directly to the camera and points to you. "Only you can prevent the deterioration of Troll minds. Please.

DO NOT FEED TROLLS.

Brought to you by the Ad Council for the United Association for the Rehabilitation of Trollish Retards. Message me to join today!!

Thank you for your time,

Flames of the Sun

(P.s., BREAKING DAWN kinda-spoiler)

So... to all of the Twilight authors who I sent an unfavorable review to talking about how Bella will NEVER get pregnant with Edwards child... well... I stand before you with a blush hot enough to thouroughly cook the egg on my face. I'd eat it, but I'm too full from swallowing my words... the foot in my mouth made it kinda hard to keep it down too...

Why I didn't like Breaking Dawn--> An Indepth Look at How Stephanie Meyer Kind of Screwed Us Over.

(Coming Soon)