The people who read fanfiction or write fanfiction or even have fanfiction read to them, do not read authors notes in their profile. All the readers, writers, reviewers, reviewees leave profiles unread. For whom, then, are profiles written? When an author writes a book "out of their own head," they writes a preface for his own pleasure. The same can be said for those that write fanfiction. After reading their story through, making sure all the 'u's' are not writen as 'n's,' and all the 'n's' as 'u's' in all the proper names - then the author says, mildly, in their profile, what they thinks about their own fanfic and what they means to prove - if they means it to prove anything - and why it is not better then it is. But perhaps, nobody reads the profiles except the site staff occasionally to make sure the said author is not saying anything inappropiate.

This appears to be the philosophy of profiles in general, and perhaps authors might be more daring and candid then they are with advantage and write regular criticisms of their own books in their profiles, for nobody can be so good a critic of themself as the author - if they have a sense of humor. If they do not, the less they say in their profile, the better.

These fanfics, however, are not completely original. When one reads a book they like, and one decides that they too want to write a book, but then discover it is much easier to use characters they have already read about, one generally "borrows" the said characters from the said books and uses them to write their own story. That much can be said for the stories below. That much being, all I can claim from these stories is the plot and sometimes only half the plot. But perhaps it is better this way. I'll let you be the judge of that.

- Taken from Andrew Langs "Orange Fairy Book" preface and used for my own purposes, as is the way on fanfiction.net

Name:
Che (said like Shay)
Gender:
Female
Age:
19
Species:
Wood Nymph
Place of origin:
New Zealand
Occupation:
Pirate, Student in my spare time
Likes:
Books, music, buying books, writing books, uni, reading books.
Dislikes:
Vegemite

Dommits Stats

Name:
Dommit/Roseanna
Gender:
Female
Age:
17
Species:
I am a unique creation that God has made :o)
Place of Origin:
um New Zealand? Universe? Earth? My computer chair?
Occupation:
Student
Likes:
I like reading, eating, sleeping, doing art and writing cool stories.
Dislikes:
School

Part One: On land - This is a story about us in Tamora Pierce times except there are things like stereos and speakers systems that shouldnt be in there lol. Unfortunatly alot of the TP characters seem to die. It's really just written for a laugh so LAUGH lol. Oh and hot scottish guys, i love scottish guys.

Part Two: On sea -Che and Roseanna continue on there journey, for what? We've yet to find out. They happen to run into some old friends, Kel and Owen and trouble begins to brew. In search of glory and riches, the girls come across brawdy pirates, songs of the sea and ex-boyfriends! And no, its not ALL romantic, infact I believe it calls for some showing off of our sword fighting skills! How cheesy lol. Although Kel does fall in love with the Neptune and becomes a mermaid. Olando Bloom and Johny Depp seem to appear in the story. We find the place where people go when they die.

So be it: Che's version on what happen to Joren during his Ordeal.

Sometimes: This is a Kel Dom story. After rescuing her people Wyldon thinks she has the potential to be out in enemy terriortory on all sorts of missions and come back alive. So he sends Kel out with one squad of her choosing (Doms) to get some information that spies have collected. Unfortunatly something happens while they are there but I won't tell you, you have to read. Throughout the story in itallics are Kels thoughts. They are important to read! Its an easy read, only one chapter. PLEASE read it...and forgive my spelling in this, theres no spell check.

Kel's Search For Love: This story is still being written so I can't tell you too much. Only that Kel thought she loved Dom and feels betrayed when Dom falls in love with someone else. In her sadness she finds comfort in Merric. However when something happens to the girl Dom loves, he turns his affections on Kel, who now has to choose.

To Live and Love: A new law has been passed that all magic folk are to be married by a certain age or their partner will be picked for them. Hermione only has a few months left to find a husband. Blaise Zabani has a secret. Will Hermione find out before its too late? Blaise/Hermione