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since: 06-07-05, id: 827893, Profile Updated: 08-18-09
country: Canada
Author has written 40 stories for Naruto, Zatch Bell, Life With Derek, Soul Eater, South Park, and Push.

The Basics

Alright, so I have next to no idea about what I'm doing when it comes to writing profiles, so I guess I'll just have to wing it.

First of all... the cake is a lie.

Secondly, my (real) name is Miranda. There's nothing particularly special about me; I'm just your average 18-year-old girl. I'll be starting university in a couple weeks, and I'm both nervous and excited about it. Moving on, my favorite color is purple and my lucky number is 5, although I went through the first decade of my life believing it was 4... how wrong I was. Anyways, I love cats, but I'm not particularly fond of dogs. I don't hate them or anything... I just get nervous whenever they're around me. Especially those big hyper ones, 'cause they have this uncanny ability to knock me down since I'm so... vertically challenged, for lack of a better word.

I like to read. A lot. It's one of my favorite hobbies. I'm a HUGE bookworm. I also love to write. It's my passion and I've been doing it since I was a kid, so if that's not a sign, I don't know what is.

Some more tidbits about yours truly: I am a dork, and proud of it. I love manga and anime, the history channel, the novels we HAVE to read in school, and quoting lines from my favorite books at the most random of times. I believe in ghosts, and I have an odd fascination with anything strange and paranormal. I also have an unhealthy addiction to Swedish Berries and Pocky, and have this irrational fear of escalators. I honestly had to hold my mom's hand going down those damn things until I was like, 10. No lie.

I'd also like to just say that I am a HUGE yaoi/slash fangirl. I see yaoi/slash in just about EVERYTHING, which is pretty weird, but... meh.

Anyways, that'sall I can think of right now, so...

Favorite TV Shows
- Life With Derek
- Degrassi: TNG
- Strange Days at Blake Holsey High
- Danny Phantom
- South Park
- The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
- Recess
- C.S.I (Original)
- Law & Order: SVU
- Invader ZIM
- Cold Case
- Criminal Minds
- Heroes
- Flashpoint

Favorite Anime/Manga
- Soul Eater
- Vampire Knight
- Honey Hunt
- Naruto
- Bleach
- Digimon
- Jigoku Shoujo
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Witch Hunter Robin
- Hellsing
- Gundam SEED/Destiny
- Trinity Blood
- Gad Guard
- Imadoki
- Gatcha Gacha
- Death Note
- Ouran High School Host Club
- The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
- Cowboy Bebop

Favorite Books/Movies
- My Sister's Keeper
- Nineteen Minutes
- Harry Potter (series)
- T-Witches (series)
- The Outsiders
- Go Ask Alice
- Juno
- 1984
- To Kill A Mockingbird
- Bridge to Terabithia
- Big Fish
- Push
- Pay It Forward
- The Color Purple
- Lord of the Flies
- The Secret Life of Bees
- White Oleander
- Hairspray
- Beetlejuice
- The Other Boleyn Girl
- Sixteen Candles
- The Breakfast Club
- Pretty in Pink
- Horton Hears A Who
- The Nightmare Before Christmas
- The Notebook
- Princess Mononoke
- Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
- Memoirs of a Geisha
- Howl's Moving Castle

RAMDOMNESS!


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the enthusiastic friend that comes to a party of a friend's and wonders what her friend would do if she kissed her.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!


-Unfinished Fanfics-

Wagering Love (Life With Derek)
Status: Chapter 2 in progress.

Scorned (Life With Derek)
Status: I wasn't liking where this was going, so I've decided to re-write it. It should be back up... soon.

Breaking Point (Life With Derek)
Status: Chapter 3 in progress.

The Key (Life With Derek)
Status: Chapter 2 in progress.

Action and Reaction (Life With Derek)
Status: Chapter 10 in progress.

Variety Hour
Status: Just for fun. :)

Holiday Rendezvous' (Life With Derek)
Status: Just for fun. :)

-Upcoming Fanfics-

I've got some ideas for Life With Derek, South Park, Soul Eater and Lord of the Flies. I'll get to them when I have time on my hands.

Last Update: August 19, 2009

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Still Shadows reviews
Temari knew something was wrong the moment she stepped into Gaara's office.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-21-09 - Shikamaru N. & Temari
2. Wagering Love » reviews
Lizzie doesn’t believe in love, but when Edwin bets her that he can make her fall for him by the end of the month, will she see differently?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 6-28-09 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M.
3. Moments in Time reviews
Perhaps it’s the way she dares to challenge his authority, debate with him, and stand up to him without a speck of fear in her emerald eyes. Whatever it is, Haruno Sakura has certainly intrigued him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-09 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete
4. Action and Reaction » reviews
When Casey starts going out with Max, Derek’s reaction isn’t exactly what one would call “brotherly”… Dasey, Shemily, Masey, and a smidge of Lizwin. Full summary inside!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,206 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 11-21-07 - Derek V. & Casey M.
5. The Key » reviews
When Marti mysteriously vanishes, it’s up to Derek, Casey, Edwin and Lizzie to join together in an effort to find her before it’s too late.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 2-16-09 - Marti V.
6. Code Names for Puberty » reviews
Puberty is never easy, and for Edwin Venturi and Lizzie McDonald, things are about to get a lot more interesting… and complicated. Lizwin. Implied Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,214 - Reviews: 322 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 2-7-08 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
7. Rain reviews
Call it pathetic fallacy or just a sense of impending doom… wherever the Venturi-McDonalds went, their troubles went with them and the environment seemed to reflect that.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete
8. Variety Hour » reviews
A collection of LWD one-shots, drabbles and sentences. Pairings vary.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 23 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 10-25-08
9. Guilty Pleasure reviews
They were each other’s guilty pleasures, and that’s all they would ever be. Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-09 - Complete
10. Haze reviews
She couldn’t really make heads or tails of them, and didn’t know whether they were merely dreams or visions. Nick x Cassie.
Push - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-9-09 - Nick G. & Cassie H. - Complete
11. On the Run reviews
They were always running. Nick/Cassie.
Push - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-24-09 - Nick G. & Cassie H. - Complete
12. Ville de L’amour: City of Love reviews
One year ago, Derek moved to Paris after a fight with his dad. But he wasn’t the only one who went.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-16-09 - Derek V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
13. Secluded Spaces reviews
Casey SHOULD HAVE been in the gymnasium, dancing the night away with Truman. Instead, she found herself in an empty classroom, making out with none other than Derek Venturi.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-14-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete
14. Red Dress reviews
He didn't know why he was so drawn to her; she wasn't even that pretty. Drabble.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-9-09 - Soul & Maka - Complete
15. Drag reviews
Smoking kills, you know." One-sided KxK
South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-08 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete
16. Heat of the Moment reviews
They had spent years hiding their feelings from one another until finally, they could do so no longer. Soul x Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-23-08 - Soul & Maka - Complete
17. Mistletoe Mishap reviews
What happens when a pair of unsuspecting step-siblings get caught under the mistletoe? Secret Santa challenge.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-22-08 - Derek V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
18. Sweet Sixteen reviews
A girl’s 16th birthday is supposed to be the most important not to mention exciting day of her teenage life. So why is a certain McDonald girl so miserable?
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-30-08 - Complete
19. The Domino Effect reviews
There are just some things in life that can never be prevented.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-10-08 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
20. Everlasting Hell reviews
She looked real, and if he didn’t know any better, he’d probably think she was. Dark oneshot. Happy Halloween!
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-31-08 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
21. Check Yes reviews
Passing notes during History class has never been so fun. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 10-25-08 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete
22. Weakness reviews
Every Venturi boy had his weakness. Drabble.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-24-08 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
23. Speechless reviews
He always knew what to say when it came to her… usually. Drabble.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-15-08 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
24. Get Over It reviews
Edwin’s still feeling down about being dumped by Michelle, so Lizzie decides to help him cope. Lizwin!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-13-08 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
25. Marti the Matchmaker » reviews
Marti’s bored and decides to play “Matchmaker” with her older siblings. DaseyLizwin
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 10-26-07 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete
26. Pandora's Box » reviews
She should’ve never opened the door. That’s how this whole mess all started in the first place. Threeshot! Please R&R!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 7-3-08 - Lizzie M. & Edwin V. - Complete
27. Caught reviews
George and Nora are forced to confront two of their kids after catching them in a rather… interesting predicament. Oneshot
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 8-4-08 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
28. Illegal Mix reviews
iPod challenge. Dasey and Lizwin. I tag jannikajade, stephluvvsyou, TheBucketWoman, NotAContrivance and Moonlit-Jeannie.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-19-08 - Complete
29. Two Tickets to Hell, Please reviews
It was wrong. Wrong on so many levels and they both knew it, but they couldn’t stop. They needed to forget and this was the only way.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-31-08 - Derek V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
30. Spontaneous reviews
I want her. Ever since I first laid eyes on her, I knew I wanted her. Her and only her. Oneshot!
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-6-08 - Sally & Casey M. - Complete
31. Repeating History reviews
She could yell, scream, kick, cry and deny all she wanted, but in the end it wouldn‘t matter because whether she wanted to accept it or not, history would ALWAYS repeat itself.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-27-08 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
32. The Reason Why reviews
What if there’s a deeper reason behind why Derek doesn’t want that feelgood family moment? Oneshot. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 11-21-07 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete
33. Dangerous Game reviews
It was a dangerous game... the game they played. Dark Dizzie. Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 11-5-07 - Derek V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
34. Alone reviews
Lizzie’s been acting strangely and Edwin wants to know why. The reason? Not exactly what he expected… Oneshot. Lizwin.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-10-07 - Edwin V. & Lizzie M. - Complete
35. Snow reviews
It's winter in Konoha and Temari has never seen snow. Entry for ShikaTema contest. Please read
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-7-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete
36. Traîtrise de Sang reviews
The worst kind of betrayal is that of an older brother's. Oneshot. Please read!
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-06 - Complete
37. Midnight Snack reviews
Sevenyearold Temari can’t sleep and decides to sneak into the kitchen to get a midnight snack. What she DOESN’T expect, is to run into her little brother. GaaTemaKank. Sisterly love. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-2-06 - Temari - Complete
38. Five Times reviews
Five was the number of times she asked him out before he finally said yes. Oneshot. ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 6-18-06 - Shikamaru N. & Ino Y. - Complete
39. Protector reviews
Gaara's thoughts and feelings as he holds his sister's newborn baby for the first time. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 3-29-06 - Gaara & Temari - Complete
40. Scent reviews
While taking a walk through the forest during a visit to Konoha, Temari runs into Kiba and things get a little out of hand… KibaTema! Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 3-19-06 - Kiba I. & Temari - Complete
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