Disclaimer: You can't sue me now! I don't own anything. I'm poor. If I owned it, I wouldn't be writing fan stories and I wouldn't be poor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quotes: These quotes are either from me or a friend, or Shakespeare:

"There are more things in Heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in our philosphy." - Shakespeare's Hamlet, said by Hamlet

'crunchy socks!'

HM: Goku wins, Vegeta, whines!

AS22: does not! Goku only wins because he's the hero!

HM: say's you!

HM: crud bunnies!

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... just the Prince, but it takes him a while."

KG: (waving arms) Spelly, spelly, spelly!

AM: look, a bug... ohhh...

DP: Ohh...

HM: (squash!)

AM/DP: NOOO!

AS22: sorry professor, I can't write today. (holds up right hand in a cast)

Prof: oh, I'm sorry. how'd you do that?

AS22: well... I... Broke my hand on a breadstick...

Prof: ...

AM: My Brain pooped...

AS22: ...Yeah, I like to see Vegeta fight when he was still evil-

HM: You mean before he got neutered?

AS22: (looking out the window while on the phone with HM) I see a bunny rabbit...

HM: Hey Catie, what would you love to hear Vegeta say?

AS22: hmmm... oh, I know! 'Kakorot! Lick my Boot!'

"Memories are what define us. Without those, we'd only be flesh and bone." Katie -Mirai No Trunks, Concievable Destiny, chapter 1.

"He now opens bigger cans of the butt whoop." Starfire, Teen Titans.

"We have to pee..." random card HM found at wal-mart.

"Life's a bitch." my father.

"Kakorot!" Brolly.

AS22: (angry) KG, give me back my notebook!

KG: lemme see!

AS22: NO! (Wrestle over notebook, AS22 flat on lunch table as KG reads)

KG: What is this all about? You spelled your name with a 'K' and you're talking to Cell?

AS22: I might as well explain...(Summarizes ND2 - Conceivable Destiny)

KG: Asexual Bug-man Humper.

AS22: Am Not!

CS: (butting in) you might as well admit it. At least you're over Vegeta.

AS22: Shut up, CS!

CS: Hey Catie... (Big, evil grin, at lunch again)

AS22: Dear lord... (sighs, awaitng doom) what?

CS: Ginyu force in thongs!

AS22: Noooooo! not again!

CS: Guru in a thong!

AS22: If you don't shut up I'll lose my appitite! I want pudding! (smacks CS)

CS: (bigger smile) Frieza in a thong!

AS22: When will the pain end! Ahhh! (Runs out of Lunch room. CS starting to eat leftovers on my plate. I return) forgot my pudding- hey!

CS:(Face covered in cocoa) it wasn't me!

JC: is popcorn really all that fattening?

AS22: I don't think so...

JC: what is popcorn anyway?

AS22: ...?

"Tyrant of the toilet...Barron of the blue waters... the Duke of John." various nicknames given to a friend, whose other nickname is Beaver, when we were on a bus to NY. He just had to keep checking on the 'nessesary'.

"Pokemon is nincompoop spelled backwards." my god-brother.

"No standing." various signs seen in NY.

"The cows are coming." Again, NY.

"Catie Friken 'last name' and your throne of lies!" Various threats about me. (I'm not going to give away my last name)

"PDA!" public dispalys of affection, as outlawed by my school.

HM: (Watching DBZ, Goku vs. Vegeta during the Saiyan saga. Vegeta powering up and glowing.) What is that?

AS22: ... Shiiiiiny!

HM: (Playing DBZ budokai 2) let me guess, you're either going to play as Cell, Vegeta, or Trunks, right?

AS22: I'll play as Cell for now... why Trunks? He sucks on the game.

HM: but you loooove him!

AS22: well...

HM: Well, what?

AS22: I saw Phantom of the Opera, and now... I'm crushing on the Phantom.

HM: get a boyfriend!

AS22: Never!

HM: Nothing's ever cheap without a price...

AC: Adam, wiil you draw my boobs? (in reference to an art project, not really HER boobs.)

HM: lalalalala... Goku wins... Vegeta whines...lalalalala I hate dbz...

AS22: HEY!

More about me:

Favorite Animes/Manga:

DBZ

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Inuyasha

Akira

Blood: The Last Vampire

Hellsing

Full Metal Alchemist

Cowboy Bebop

S-CRY-ED

Yu-Yu-Hakasho

Princess Mononoke

Castle in the Sky

Shadow Magic

Salior Moon

Howl's Movingg Castle

Tactics

Death Note

Ruroni Kenshin

One Piece

Vandread

Street Fighter 2

Vampire Hunter D

Shaman King

Samuri Champloo

Macross II- Lovers Again

Blue Seed Ghost in the Shell

Favorite Anime/Manga Characters:

Cell- DBZ

Vegeta- DBZ

Mirai No Trunks- DBZ (ooohhh...)

Giru- DBGT

Kooler- DBZ

Nova Shenron-DBGT

Bebi- DBGT

Kurama- YYH

Hiei- YYH

Bakura-YGO!

Yami- YGO!

Inuyasha- INU (duh?)

Miroku- INU

Shippo- INU

Sesshomaru-INU (ooohhh...)

Alucard- Hellsing

Sailor Neptune- Salior Moon

Nami- One Piece

Zoro- One Piece

Hibiki- Vandread

Deeta- Vandread

Maya- Vandread

Ryu- Street Fighter2

Ken-Street Fighter2

Ed- Cowboy Bebop

Spike- Cowboy Bebop

Favorite Super Heroes/Villains:

Joker

Batman

Catwoman

Spiderman

Dare Devil

Elektra

X-Men

Fantastic 4

Superman

Wonderwoman

Black Canary

Raven

Muses:

HM

KG

Vegeta

Cell

ES

Rina

Creatures of the Night

The Phantom of the Opera

Others:

Supernatural rocks!

I love the sea.

I love Phantom of the Opera.

Beaver: I swear I didn't cry! (sniff)

I like self-insert stories as long as the story is good, like mine!

horror movies... when will I find a scary one? I laughed during Texas Chainsaw Massacre... oh well...

Beaver: I worry because she laughed

I love vampires! Angel and Spike(especially him) are hot!

To satisfy you, yes, I have a thing for Mirai No Trunks. And I'll admit it, I think Cell is the coolest thing since chocolate, and that says a lot about me! I write stories about anything I like. So far I've only posted the DBZ stories, but soon I'll have more!

Beaver: where's the weapons?

AS22: I don't like weapons as much as you do.

Beaver: why?

AS22: Because I prefer hand-to-hand.

Beaver: weapons are sweeet!

AS22: to think I crushed on you, Trunks is much better.

okay... I started a saiyan language, and I'm using it in a few newer stories.

New Stuffs: Here's something interesting! Go to Dragonhame.com to find out what kind of dragon you are! Here's me in dragon form, yay!

Emerald Dragon In the war between good and evil, Emerald Dragons take the side of the noble and good. When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos. As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Emerald Dragon as breathe from it's body. During combat situations, the Emerald Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat.

OC (in New Destiny) Bio's my OC's name, aka, history, and transformations

1. Katherine 'Katrin' Briefs: (aka- Katie, aka- Katrin, daughter of Kanji, son of Rothgar of the Black Mirna Clan, Katherine Richards, Android 22) Where to start? I guess the beginning. Katie is... me, I guess, if I were to ever become what I dream...(coughs) Katrin was born on Planet Vegeta about... 3 years? 5? before Frieza destroyed the planet. The Tri-Dimensional Council saved her, seeing her as the potential Angel. Her parents, and unborn brother, were killed by Kooler. She was raised on earth in what I may call our dimension. Her name was Katherine Richards, and she was adopted. She returned to the DBZ universe when she was 15 and battled along side the DBZ gang all throughout the history. She 'Bonded' to Mirai No Trunks and befriended Cell. When she was in her 30's she met w/ Roxx, the evil she was meant to fight. It was then that she became the Angel. After all of this she finds out she was born a Saiyan and not human. You'll have to ready the New Destiny series for more information. SSJ4, Angel, Dragonfly form

2. Roxx: my favorite OC Villian. (next to Nixx, whom I have never written as of yet) He was an all-powerful... thingy. He had no true form, so he shape-shifted throughout his existance. His hobby was destroying dimensions, and each potential Angel. When he finally made it to the DBZ dimension, he captured and tortured Vegeta, Goku, Mirai, and Katie, though Katie got it worse and for a much longer period of time. Finally Katie kills him. His final, true form is very large, white, and has a set of horns and a scorpion-like tail.

3. Drazark: Evil wizard... need I say more? Read ND2 for more information. Anti-Angel

4. Kanji Vegeta Briefs: Katie's 1st son w/ Mirai. He looks more saiyan than his sister... kind of a jerk at times, but a good kid. Has a dojo where he teaches kids to fight. SSJ

5. Andorra Bulma Briefs: Katie's daughter w/ Mirai. A bit of an airhead, but really smart and a doctor(by now, I hope...) her hair and eyes come from her father. SSJ

6. Codie Allen Briefs: oh yes, my favorite child. He is the son of Cell. A Cell reincarnation, actually. He is Katie's son, born from Cell's good side. Has... no SSJ transformation, but a Cell-like transformation. There are two, Nyphm and Naiad.

7. Affray: (Affray, son of Kanji, son of Rothgar of the Black Mirna Clan) never actually born, but is mentioned on and off in the series. I imagine him as a pre-teen... short hair like Goten's in GT... possibly a scar...

8. Rothgar of the Black Mirna Clan: Kanji's dad... helped kill the Tuffle King, an elite, the saiyan knight captain.

9. Kanji: (Son of Rothgar, father unknown of the Black Mirna Clan) Katie's saiyan father, an elite saiyan knight, became captain after Frieza took over. Killed by Kooler.

9. Andorra: Katie's (and Affray's) saiyan mother, Bardock's sister. Killed by Kooler.

10. ALOCS: the Artificial Life Organized Computer System. In Altered Destiny.