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IB. INTERNATIONAL BACCALAUREATE.

What this means:

NO UPDATES FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME.

What is IB?

It's a special program offered in high schools to resemble the first year of university. So that means a higher level of education, more essays and the dreaded CAS hours, which are, essentially, volunteer hours outside of school.

IB student's definition of IB:

a state of hell where you may only live on caffeine and three hours worth of sleep (if you're lucky) while juggling thoughts of homicide, suicide and exchanging one of your limbs to find your math portfolio again.

LIKES: ELA, summer break, sleep.

DISLIKES: IB. Omigod, this is a conspiracy, I swear, to see how much stress you can put on a student until they kill something.

Pairings/OTPs. I will defend these until I die. I just love them so much.

Bleach: RangikuGin, IchiRuki, UnohanaByakuya, UruruJinta.
Naruto: NejiHinataSasuke. InoSakura. ItachiKakashi. ItachiMikoto. HidanTemari.
Darker than Black: HeiYin.
Yugioh: AtemBakura. MalikIshizuMarik.
Avatar: Zutara (it's canon, damnit, somewhere, it's canon.) AangTyLee. SokkaZuko. KataraAzula.
Samurai Champloon: MugenFuu. MugenJin. FuuMugenJin.
Fruits Basket: ShigureAkito. YukiKyoHaru. MomijiKagura. KisaHaru. KisaKyo.
Samurai Deeper Kyo: KyoYukimura. YuyaKyoshiro. HotaruYukimura (aka stupid love).
Inuyasha: NarakuSesshomaruInuyasha. SesshomaruKagura. SesshomaruKikyo. NarakuKikyo. KaedeAnyone. SangoAnyone.
Cowboy Bebop: SpikeFaye.
Hellsing: GirlycardYoung!Walter. AlucardWalter. AlucardAnyone. IntegraSeras.
Soul Eater: TsubakiAnyone. LizKiddPatty. SoulMaka. BlackStarPatty.
Twilight: EdwardJacob. EdwardAlice. JacobAlice.
Code Breaker: SakuraRei. SakuraOneBeingSought.
Gintama: GinZuraTakaSaka.
Harry Potter: RemusSirius. HermioneDraco. HermioneHarry. RonHarry.
Saiyuki: ...nobody... ahaha...
Basilisk: SaemonOkoi.
Ouran Host Club: TamakiKyouya. HikaruKaoru.
Yu Yu Hakusho: YoukoHieiKurama.
Good Omens: CrowleyAziraphale. FaminePollution. AdamPepper.
DNAngel: DarkKrad. SatoshiRiku. DaisukeRiku.
Full Metal Alchemist: WinryAnyone. RizaAnyone. ScarLust.

AND INTRODUCING MY NEW OBSESSION(S):

Axis Powers Hetalia: IvanYao (RussiaChina). FrancisAnyone (FranceAnyone). MatthewAlfred (CanadaUSA). Actually, MatthewAnyone (CanadaAnyone). (blame it on the patriot pride.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn: 8059 YamaGoku. R18 RyoheiHibari. 9669 MukuroChrome. 9618 ChromeHibari.

Things I could honestly live without. Now including pairings.

Homophobia: who gives? seriously? if animals mate with the same gender sometimes and no one freaks out there, I think we can do it here too, you guys.
SasuSaku: guys, Sasuke being gay is more realistic than this. a relationship doesn't work if the guys don't pursue the girl. really, it doesn't.

most shoujo manga: I'm really starting to doubt if anyone realises that most shoujo manga heroines are pretty much Mary-Sues with living parents (more often than not) and/or siblings. And the guys are ridiculously understanding (and very much androgynous) which makes them almost seem gay. Except they fall for the girl, obviously settling for bisexuality. or maybe I'm biased and like well proportioned art where everyones fingers are a suitable size and don't stretch on for-freakin'-ever. Eh, feel free to point out one that doesn't fit this criteria. Here's the two I found pretty good: Aishiteruze Baby and Tramps Like Us.

TWILIGHT: (in a nutshell) Bella is a Mary-Sue. Edward is an abusive, depressed, sexually-frustrated maniac. Jacob was the only one with a personality, until he picked up on Ed's character traits. Everyone has a 2-D personality. They only like each other through sex appeal. Personality is killed off to make space for excessive adjectives describing how beautiful everyone is. The plot is a flimsy piece of crap that only shows that girls need to be rescued. The messages it give out is sick, disgusting and belongs in category with 'Hitler' and 'cannibals'.
I'm sorry everyone but if a man stalks you, harms you physically or emotionally, leaves you, breaks his promises to you, limits what you can do and restrains your rights, it's not love. Oh, and if he's of a certain species that wants to kill you and it's merely will-power holding him back, that's a sure sign to get the hell away. Twilight is wrong. And don't give me the BS that it's fiction and doesn't influence anybody. How else do you think the world evolved? Through literature, smart one. Books can influence and will influence.
And if you still crave vampire stories, please look towards any other book. And if the vampire can't die in sunlight, it's no longer a vampire.
Good vampire books that I've read: Anything by Anne Rice is charming and beautiful and satisfies all your het and yaoi needs in one dose. (hell yes the vamps are bi.) The original Dracula by Bram Stoker was a bit dreary in the middle but pretty awesome book.

Things in progress. AKA: no, I'm not dead yet. I'm still writing.

Naruto: working on a Hyuuga family fic. Lots of dialogue, first attempt at a serious story and an eventual romance. Playing with ninja/Hyuuga politics, arranged marriages, back-stabbing relatives and Hinata developing into her new role as Head of Hyuuga. Dashes of unrealism. Eventual NejiHina. Possibly SasuHina, but probably not.

Harry Potter: I want to write a crossover. Maybe a simple, light-hearted one with little short scenes of various characters running around in stupid, magic-induced situations. Still have to decide on a fandom. Toying with FF7 or Naruto.

Other: if inspiration strikes, I'll churn out various oneshots. requests are accepted. Playing around with various fandoms. Currently want to write a semi-decent fic for each pairing I adore.

Wants:

Music: if you know good music, I'm dying to hear it. Really. It helps with the whole writing process.
Fics: already, I got two amazing fics to read. Thanks so much, bebelurvsbishiess!

I don't usually do this, but it looks like a crack pairing creator. just what I need.

Name 12 Naruto characters in no order and answer the questions below:

1. Hinata
2. Neji
3. Kakashi
4. Temari
5. Shino
6. Tenten
7. Kankuro
8. Itachi
9. Mikoto
10. Sasuke
11. Kabuto
12. Tayuya

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Tenten/Kabuto? Nope, but hell, there's probably alot of bloodplay involved.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Temari? If I was a bisexual, hell yes.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Tayuya got Itachi pregnant? WIN. Itachi just couldn't resist what kind of babies they would be.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Mikoto. Yes, by tsubaki-hana. She has the most amazing fics about the Uchiha family. And a healthy dose of MikotoItachi too. Yum.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Neji and Tenten? EWFUCKNO. Could you think of a MORE boring pairing than this? Other than NaruHina? The chemistry is downright dead.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Shino/Mikoto or Shino/Sasuke? THREESOME. Well, no, I would go with Shino/Sasuke, mostly cause it would be unreasonably dysfunctional.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Kankuro walked in on Neji and Tayuya? The answer is pretty obvious. He would join them!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Kakashi and Sasuke. Joy. Fine, here:
Sasuke finally hits puberty after seven long years. Kakashi really needs to get laid. The solution is obvious.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Hinata and Itachi? I wish. It's probably all mindfuckery and borderline non-con sex.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kankuro and Tayuya. Tough. Aright, here I go:
Cutting is NOT the Answer!
-bricked- Well, what? You think either of them are going to need comfort?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Temari deflower Hinata? Hm, I'd go for: Hinata is a too shy person. Temari thinks she needs to experiment. One thing leads to another and then...

12) Does anyone on your friends list think Three is hot?
Okay, better question: is there anyone who thinks Kakashi isn't hot?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Are you kidding? I drew Kabuto once and I can never get his 'raep face' right. his face is so haaaard to draaaw.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Neji/Temari/Shino? I wish. I don't think any of them even know the term 'fanfiction'. BUT I'D SO WRITE THIS. That'd be some kinky threesome.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sasuke would probably scream something like, "FINALLY!" because he's a total prick that way.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
For Itachi... Something cracked out. Like a spin off of "Without Me" by Eminem/Slim Shady. We all know Itachi's gangster inside.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Hinata/Tenten/Tayuya. Warning: contains lots of swearing, experimentation and a healthy dose of yuri sex.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Sasuke with Neji? -dies from laughter-
Sasuke: You look like a girl. But you're actually not. Let's fuck.
Neji:...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Kabuto believes the relationship between Neji and Itachi is like an emo/rival-fic gone horribly wrong. Oh, and he would totally perscribe some drugs for that.

20) How emo is Seven?
Kankuro is the least emo person in the whole damn series. I swear everyone has major issues and they always cling stupidly to them. Hell, Sasuke even got half the series for his issues.

Yesss. so many potential crack pairings has come up. I love it. I even feel the beginnings of a childish romance between Shino and Mikoto in my head. ... -bricked-

AND TA-DAH, IT'S OVER. I'm not the most interesting person, but, hopefully, I have entertained you. :) Enjoy your stay here. It's quite sunny and bright. sort of.