I am Teleportal! Hear me roar! squeek! For all that were wondering, yes I'm dead. Well, I died, but I was reborn with no soul. Though I did find half of my soul in the washing machine... Anyway, I'm back and better (hopefully) than ever. My new project is a crossover of Naruto and Monty Pythons the holy grail (both the movie and the play) I will be abandoning all other fics. (Lovers of camp Titans, I will be restarting that one.)

I have the ability to read your Mind! Hey! Yeah, you with laringitis, I heard you think that! I have two brother who wouldn't now a good fanfic if it bit them on their noses! DIE! (Takes out machine gun and shoots RaeRob supporters) Mwahahahahahahahahahaahhah!

And now my favs:

Cartoons: Teen Titans, KND, One Piece, Naruto,anything on Toonami, Pokemon, anything on Kids WB, Static shock, anything on Cartoon network! (Except tickle you. that show is gay) (Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. I have Gay relatives.) No, I'm straight I'm also a pervert with no social life

Books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Eragon, Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Redwall.

Music: I hate music, but probably... nope, not a thing. OH WAIT! I like Green Day!

Website: Fan fiction! Duh!

Super power: teleportation and mind reading

Couples: RaeBB, RobStar, BeeCy, SpeedyTerraAquafag, I mean lad, Numbuh4Numbuh3, LuNa, NaruHina, RonHermoine (is that spelled right?) HarryGinny,ect. (Me and the girl I have a huge crush on!)

Couples I wish I could wipe off the face of the earth: RobRae(DIE!) BBT (That girl is evil) CyT(WTF!) BBStar(Not so bad.) RobT(Yet again, WTF!) RobRae (DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!) NaruSaku (Not my thing) HermoineHarry(Is that spelled right?) NaZo, Did I mention I loathe RobRae?

Age: 14 years old! (In like, 5 weeks)

This message will self destruct in three seconds... 3...2...1... Hey! where's the explos- BOOM! ow...