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Lugian-Holly Before Swine
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since: 06-10-05, id: 830073, Profile edited: 07-26-08
Author has written 29 stories for Artemis fowl, Pong, Howl's Moving Castle, Tokyo Mew Mew, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Kingdom Hearts, Futurama, A Separate Peace, Catcher in the Rye, and Bones.

Welcome to my profile. The stories that you're probably looking for are at the bottom. Feel free to head there now if you'd like.

Note: I OWN THE AVATAR I AM CURRENTLY DISPLAYING. That's why it says my name on it and not yours. Go make your own. XP ((The pic of the Swedish Fish came from Wikimedia Commons. It was in the public domain.))

Me on DeviantART: http://luvsavanna.deviantart.com/

Name: Be prepared to be amazed...my real name is Nicole. You heard it here first, people. And this time, I'm not lying. However, there is a very long list of names that I will respond to, incuding but not limited to Lugian, Holly, Savanna, Elizabeth, GSL, Prongs, Fred, Bella, Kumiko (my name in Japanese class) and even Finny. Yes, I have conditioned myself to respond to Finny.

Hair: Brownish-blondish but mostly brown.

Eyes: Some people say gray, some people say green, some people say 'muddy blue.' But it says hazel on my driver's liscense, because they didn't want to say grayish/greenish/blueish. XD

My pets: German Shepherd Dog named Laina, 3 years old; rabbit named Misto, 4 years old; horse named Savanna, approx. 12 years old, chestnut and 15.2 hh; Plecostomus or Pleco better known as bottom-feeder, named Kirby (after the vacuum brand, lol). I also have joint ownership with my aunt over a goldfish named Seabiscuit.

Favorite books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Dogsbody, Howl's Moving Castle and the sequel, The Dogs of Babel, TTYL and TTFN, The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy series, A SEPARATE PEACE, and a bunch of other angsty and fantasy stuff. I'm also big on humor, as you can tell from my stories. Lol.

Favorite manga: Cardcaptor Sakura and its sequel series, Tsubasa RC, DNAngel, Love Hina, Tokyo Mew Mew, Inubaka, Naruto, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, The Wallflower and I can't think of any more right now...

TV: The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, House, Bones, Friends, Spongebob (Never gets old)

Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, A Knight's Tale, Monty Python in general, The Wedding Singer, Secondhand Lions, Juno, Shutter, Vacancy, Gattaca (woo-hoo Jude Law), all the Scary Movies (XD), anything on LMN (XD again) and I am a nerd and I like Star Wars. But I've yet to see Episode 3.

Music: Relient K and Of Montreal are the two greatest bands in the world. Sorry, people. They just are. Also, I like The Beatles, Lifehouse, The Killers, The Who, U2, The Ramones...etc.

My favorite pairings! (In certain fandoms, I support slash pairings. If you don't, I don't really want to hear about it. Thanks.)

Artemis Fowl
Holly and Artemis WOO! A/H FOREVER!!

Harry Potter
1st Generation (aka Marauder era):
-Remus and Sirius...so cute X3
2nd Generation
-Ron and Hermione
3rd Generation
-Rose and Scorpius

Tokyo Mew Mew
-Ichigo and RYOU (Don't mistake that for Masaya, people)
-Mint and Kish/Masaya...doesn't really matter which one...
-Zakuro and Pie (Lettuce and Pie is ok, too)
-Pudding and Tart (Obviously...)

House, MD
-House and Cameron
-House and Wilson

Kingdom Hearts
-AkuRoku. You can't ignore the cuteness.
-SoraRiku

Naruto
-Naruto/Sakura
-Naruto/Sasuke
-Shikamaru/Ino

Fruits Basket
KyoTohru is one of the cutest pairings ever.

Bones
Booth/Brennan, Booth/Bones, BB, Semperance, whatever you want to call it as long as it's equivalent to Seeley Booth and Temperance Brennan in LUFF. Hehe.

Futurama
Fry and Leela are very cute:3

A Separate Peace
GENE AND FINNY! It seems like every other page there's a reference to how much they FREAKIN' LOVE EACH OTHER. They were meant to be.

And John Knowles rolls in his grave...I'm sorry, but you made it way too easy, Mr. Knowles!XD

And now it's time for the absolute HATE pairings...

Artemis Fowl
-Holly and Root (Grossgrossgross)
-Artemis and Minerva...DIE, MINERVA, DIE!

House, MD
-House and Cuddy (Eww)
-House and 13 (EWW she's a Cameron poser)
-Cameron and Foreman (Yuck!)

Naruto
-SakuraSasuke (Too cliched).

Fruits Basket
-YukiTohru...SUCKS!!

Bones
-Brennan and Sully (I hope he drowned on his cruise)
-Booth and Cam

Futurama
Leela and Zapp. Sick!

A Separate Peace
Gene and Leper...excuse me while I throw up now. And the same goes for Gene and Brinker. ((Grabs barf bags))

Currently Working On:

-Rediscovering is being worked on...just not very quickly.xD
-This Could Get Interesting. And it will...trust me.
-A new TMM fic called Years. Yeah, remember that new fic I promised you a year and a half ago? Well, this is it! xP

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1. A Little Chicken Goes A Long Way reviews
MWPP A prank leads to some interesting discoveries...SLASH RLSB. Don't like, don't read. It's mostly humor. Safety rating for a bit of swearing and snogging. XD oneshot
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08
2. Decisions reviews
Fluffy BB poem set in second season. Brennan's POV. Hurt/Comfort because there's no fluff genre. XD Oneshot
Complete - Bones - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 6-22-08
3. This Could Get Interesting » reviews
A story with much randomness. It actually kinda almost follows a plot for once. Pure humor. AH all the way. Have fun and enjoy.
Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-12-07
4. Six Words reviews
Holden visits the duck pond. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Note genres. OOC-Holden POV. Laughs? Yes. Amazing literary value? Not so much. Oneshot
Complete - Catcher in the Rye - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 5-29-08
5. Always Worth It » reviews
Revamped drabble series. They're all oneshots. Different POVs, different prompts, or maybe no prompt, but there's only one pairing: GenexFinny. Safety rating for now.
A Separate Peace - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 5-28-08
6. Rediscovering » reviews
GenexFinny. First person Gene. Takes place the summer after the marble stairs incident; we're assuming Finny survived the surgery. Rating is likely to change with future chapters.
A Separate Peace - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-21-08 - Published: 5-13-08
7. The Random Adventures Of Roxas reviews
Roxas is having a little issue with his shoes. Read the A/N inside. It explains things. I'm probably not going to continue this.
Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
8. Other Side Of The World reviews
A sappy little FryxLeela songfic to KT Tunstall's "Other Side Of The World". Oneshot. Why is there no FLUFF genre!
Complete - Futurama - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 3-8-08
9. Random Randomness » reviews
A whole bunch of random stories. Each chapter is a new story. They all have the same pairing: RyouxIchigo. Rated T to be safe. Chapter 7 is my first songfic! Ch. 12 is up! WOOOO!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 12-20-05
10. Worth Every Second reviews
Short little poem. Takes place during third season, before all the ducklings waddled away, lol. HCAM, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. Oneshot, safety rating.
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 11-23-07
11. Possibility reviews
Random fluff filled poem. It seems kinda onesided now that I review it. Hmm. Well, enjoy anyway. Onesided? AH oneshot Safety rating
Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 11-23-07
12. PONG reviews
A very short, very stupid poem. Oneshot. Could be rated K, but I'm paranoid and must rate everything K plus or T.
Complete - Pong - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 8-18-07
13. Through the Ages » reviews
Humor fic about Ryou and Ichigo. See inside for full summary. I had lots of fun writing this...XD
Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 4-29-07
14. A Long Way From Sanity » reviews
Something very random. You sort of have to read it to know what it is.
Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-10-07 - Published: 8-30-05
15. Impact reviews
AH fluffiness! Sweet, sweet fluff. Ok, and it's really sappy, but...I hope you like it! Rated T to be safe. oneshot
Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-6-06 - Published: 11-6-06
16. The More She Tries reviews
HousexCam poem yay! But it never actually mentions their names...but it's about them! oneshot
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-5-06 - Published: 11-5-06
17. Plans A through Z reviews
A tiny little oneshot about Roxas's plans to get rid of Axel. THIS IS AKUROKU! YAY! Ahem. Thank you. Rated T to be safe. Yes, I changed the title because the hyphen wasn't there.
Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 8-24-06
18. Artemis Fowl: Cronicle of the Extremely Long Title reviews
Lugian is back in action! A oneshot inspired by my own randomness. YAY! No plot. AH, what other AF pairing do I write, after all? Rated T to be safe.
Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 8-14-06
19. Random Roxas Poems reviews
Like the title says. Random poems in Roxas' POV. Ships may differ with each chapter, or sometimes there won't be any. ON HOLD. And never to return, but I'm too lazy to delete it. XD
Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-12-06 - Published: 6-12-06
20. I've No Clue reviews
A weird little oneshot. Implies HousexCameron. SPOILERS FOR SLEEPING DOGS LIE! Rated T to be safe.
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-19-06 - Published: 4-19-06
21. Pebbles are the Root of All Evil reviews
Very odd...someone is throwing pebbles at Harry! Gasp!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-06
22. Insane reviews
Artemis and friends are trapped in an asylum for the mentally insane for two weeks. Probably slight AH somewhere in here I don't notice it any more... Rated T to be safe.
Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-06
23. Pong Grand Adventures » reviews
Lefty, Righty and Pixels find themselves in the jungle one day and things take off from there...Sort of the sequel to The Day We Quit, but not really.
Pong - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 12-22-05
24. Blue Skies » reviews
See inside for full summary. Basically about how each character responds to a blue sky... ON HOLD.
Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 1-27-06
25. I Am Lacking A Better Title » reviews
I dunno...well, it's sorta like Artemis and Holly are dumped off in a public middle school. Yeah, that's it.
Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 9-25-05
26. Pony Ride! » reviews
Foaly turns into an Arabian stallion and Artemis and Holly decide to have a little fun with him in his new state... PLEEEEASE R and R! Chappie 5 is up and the story is complete!
Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 9-16-05
27. Attack of the Bunnies! reviews
Bunnies invade the moving castle! Pretty much. HxS, curse lifted. ON HOLD
Howl's Moving Castle - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-6-05 - Published: 12-6-05
28. The Day We Quit reviews
Read to find out.....it's quite odd.
Complete - Pong - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-4-05 - Published: 11-4-05
29. A Random Cookout reviews
Artemis is forced to have a cookout. Woohoo.
Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-11-05 - Published: 10-11-05
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