| Lugian-Holly Before Swine |
Author has written 34 stories for Artemis Fowl, Pong, Howl's Moving Castle, Tokyo Mew Mew, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Kingdom Hearts, Futurama, A Separate Peace, Catcher in the Rye, Bones, and D N Angel. Welcome to my profile. The stories that you're probably looking for are at the bottom. Feel free to head there now if you'd like, unless you'd rather listen to me ramble about things you probably don't care about. Which is fine by me! xD Note: I don't own the image I'm currently displaying. But I am a huge CWC fan with a Teen Cult Machine who likes to feel sorry for things. If you'd like to understand what I'm talking about, look up Cute With Chris on iTunes podcasts and become enlightened. Oh yeah, and piss your pants with laughter. Name: Nicole. Or Lugian. Or Lu. Or about 10 other names that I know you don't care about. Appearance: 5'7". Long brown hair which is normally down, but lately I've been putting it in a ponytail a lot, which is strange. Uhh, no one can tell what color eyes I have. I've heard grey, green, hazel, light brown, blue-grey, blue-green...maybe they're a vibrant shade of purple; I don't really know. My pets: Horse, QH/Arabian/general Heinz 57 mix, named Savanna. Dog, German Shepherd, named Laina. Rabbit, umm...brown, named Misto. Hamster named Blitzen. He has a plastic ball that he can roll around in. We call it his blitzball. ASP joke! Music: Currently working on I'm working on Chapter 2 of It Can Always Get Worse. But don't be expecting it soon or anything. I'm also writing Chapter 3 of Rediscovering...I hope there's at least one person who remembers that fic. A note about my stories Uhh, everything from 2005-2006-early 2007 is pretty much crap. Unless it's been updated recently. Let's just say my writing style has changed. However, I'm keeping all my stories up here because I like the nice reviews, and surprisingly, I'm still getting reviews on stories I posted nearly 4 years ago. Yup. By the way...if you think my stories are crap, you share my opinion xD There are a few of them that I actually like, but not many...but I guess it's normal to be overcritical of your own work. If you guys like them, then I've got nothing to worry about, right? :D One-shot challenges Yes, I accept one-shot challenges. Give me a fandom, pairing, and idea and I'll make it happen to the best of my ability. I'll only do one-shots, though, because I'm really lazy. xD Pairings (I like slash. If you don't, I don't want to hear about it. Thanks.) Artemis Fowl Harry Potter House, MD Kingdom Hearts Bones Futurama A Separate Peace D N Angel Hana-Kimi If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If, with no warning, you have laughed during part of a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. I do not have inside jokes in any of my stories. I realize that while they may be funny to me, they are not to other people. If you hate it when people have inside jokes in their stories, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. EDIT 9/11/09: To the people who have been missing me in the AF fandom: first of all, thank you for caring XD. Secondly, I've owned the 6th book for a while now but haven't read it yet. Yes, epic failure, I know. So anyway, I've been a bit afraid to show my face in there knowing nothing about the 6th book. When I get off my lazy bum and read it, I will return to the fandom with my insanity in tow. Thank you and goodnight. | |||||||||
1. It Can Always Get Worse reviewsNon-magic AU. Working in a pet shop was never so interesting, as Remus, Sirius, and Lily find out first-hand. RLSB JPLE Rating will probably go up eventually. Dear Lord, it's not a oneshot!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B.2. I Know reviewsRemus finds out just how pathetic Sirius can be. Pointless. Fluffy. RLSB. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete3. Always Worth It » reviewsRevamped drabble series. They're all oneshots. Different POVs, different prompts, or maybe no prompt, but there's only one pairing: GenexFinny. Safety rating for now.A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-25-09 - Published: 5-28-084. Something More Beautiful reviewsIt's hard to admit things like this, even to yourself, but when it’s bubbling at the surface, pressing for your attention every minute of every day, it becomes rather difficult to ignore. GenexFinny oneshot INSANELY SAPPY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete5. Insight » reviewsMWPP A look into the daily life of the Marauders...which is, in short, a lot of crazy stuff. Eventual RLSB slash, although it's about all the Marauders. Humor! Yay! Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 11-30-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.6. You'll Never Guess reviewsMWPP What do you get when you mix First Years, a Marauder who's up to no good, and a heck of a lot of peanut butter? RLSB slash, that's what. xD Fluff, oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete7. Reality Is Indefinite reviewsYou know he could be doing terrible things to you right now, but instead he plays anything you want because he knows it makes you happy. AxR oneshot in 2nd person Risa.D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-08 - Argentine & Risa H. - Complete8. A Little Chicken Goes A Long Way reviewsMWPP A prank leads to some interesting discoveries...SLASH RLSB. Don't like, don't read. It's mostly humor. Safety rating for a bit of swearing and snogging. XD oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-22-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete9. Decisions reviewsFluffy BB poem set in second season. Brennan's POV. Hurt/Comfort because there's no fluff genre. XD OneshotBones - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete10. This Could Get Interesting » reviewsA story with much randomness. It actually kinda almost follows a plot for once. Pure humor. AH all the way. Have fun and enjoy.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-12-07 - Artemis F.11. Six Words reviewsHolden visits the duck pond. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Note genres. OOC-Holden POV. Laughs? Yes. Amazing literary value? Not so much. OneshotCatcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-29-08 - Complete12. Rediscovering » reviewsGenexFinny. First person Gene. Takes place the summer after the marble stairs incident; we're assuming Finny survived the surgery. Rating is likely to change with future chapters.A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-21-08 - Published: 5-13-0813. The Random Adventures Of Roxas reviewsRoxas is having a little issue with his shoes. Read the A/N inside. It explains things. I'm probably not going to continue this.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-08 - Roxas14. Other Side Of The World reviewsA sappy little FryxLeela songfic to KT Tunstall's "Other Side Of The World". Oneshot. Why is there no FLUFF genre!Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-8-08 - Fry, P. & Leela, T. - Complete15. Random Randomness » reviewsA whole bunch of random stories. Each chapter is a new story. They all have the same pairing: RyouxIchigo. Rated T to be safe. Chapter 7 is my first songfic! Ch. 12 is up! WOOOO!Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 12-20-05 - Ichigo M. & Ryou S.16. Worth Every Second reviewsShort little poem. Takes place during third season, before all the ducklings waddled away, lol. HCAM, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. Oneshot, safety rating.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-07 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete17. Possibility reviewsRandom fluff filled poem. It seems kinda onesided now that I review it. Hmm. Well, enjoy anyway. Onesided? AH oneshot Safety ratingArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-07 - Holly S. - Complete18. PONG reviewsA very short, very stupid poem. Oneshot. Could be rated K, but I'm paranoid and must rate everything K plus or T.Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-07 - Complete19. Through the Ages » reviewsHumor fic about Ryou and Ichigo. See inside for full summary. I had lots of fun writing this...XDTokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 4-29-07 - Ichigo M. & Ryou S.20. A Long Way From Sanity » reviewsSomething very random. You sort of have to read it to know what it is.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-10-07 - Published: 8-30-05 - Artemis F.21. Impact reviewsAH fluffiness! Sweet, sweet fluff. Ok, and it's really sappy, but...I hope you like it! Rated T to be safe. oneshotArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-6-06 - Holly S. & Artemis F. - Complete22. The More She Tries reviewsHousexCam poem yay! But it never actually mentions their names...but it's about them! oneshotHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-5-06 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete23. Plans A through Z reviewsA tiny little oneshot about Roxas's plans to get rid of Axel. THIS IS AKUROKU! YAY! Ahem. Thank you. Rated T to be safe. Yes, I changed the title because the hyphen wasn't there.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-24-06 - Roxas & Axel - Complete24. Artemis Fowl: Cronicle of the Extremely Long Title reviewsLugian is back in action! A oneshot inspired by my own randomness. YAY! No plot. AH, what other AF pairing do I write, after all? Rated T to be safe.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-14-06 - Artemis F. - Complete25. I've No Clue reviewsA weird little oneshot. Implies HousexCameron. SPOILERS FOR SLEEPING DOGS LIE! Rated T to be safe.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-06 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete26. Pebbles are the Root of All Evil reviewsVery odd...someone is throwing pebbles at Harry! Gasp!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-21-06 - Harry P. - Complete27. Insane reviewsArtemis and friends are trapped in an asylum for the mentally insane for two weeks. Probably slight AH somewhere in here I don't notice it any more... Rated T to be safe.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-21-06 - Artemis F.28. Pong Grand Adventures » reviewsLefty, Righty and Pixels find themselves in the jungle one day and things take off from there...Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 12-22-0529. Blue Skies » reviewsSee inside for full summary. Basically about how each character responds to a blue sky... ON HOLD.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 1-27-0630. I Am Lacking A Better Title » reviewsI dunno...well, it's sorta like Artemis and Holly are dumped off in a public middle school. Yeah, that's it.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 9-25-05 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete31. Pony Ride! » reviewsFoaly turns into an Arabian stallion and Artemis and Holly decide to have a little fun with him in his new state... PLEEEEASE R and R! Chappie 5 is up and the story is complete!Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 9-16-05 - Artemis F. - Complete32. Attack of the Bunnies! reviewsBunnies invade the moving castle! Pretty much. HxS, curse lifted. ON HOLDHowl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-6-0533. The Day We Quit reviewsRead to find out.....it's quite odd.Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-4-05 - Complete34. A Random Cookout reviewsArtemis is forced to have a cookout. Woohoo.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-11-05 - Artemis F. - Complete