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since: 03-29-00, id: 8302, Profile Updated: 06-04-11
country: USA
Author has written 25 stories for Star Wars, Babylon 5, Stargate: Atlantis, Doctor Who, Naruto, and Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！.

I suppose I should add that I am in grad school studying physics & astronomy -so characters like Sam Carter & Rodney McKay from Stargate are very near & dear to my heart. I tend to root for nerdy characters in general, unless they are irredeemable.

I have started watching anime; I suppose it was inevitable considering how much I hop fandoms. I realize this is a horrible addiction and am doing absolutely nothing about it. As you can see, I've even written fanfiction for it now. I need only to cosplay and then all hope is lost! If you want to see what I'm watching check out my manga & anime lists on MAL.

About my writing: I write completely at the behest of my muse since I learned long ago not to force anything. There is little rhyme or reason to when or how much I'll get written. I also write a great deal more than I post, but most of it is random bits, drabs and unconnected scenes. If there is something you're ABSOLUTELY DYING TO SEE CONTINUED, the best way is to email or message me and let me know. I make no promises, but my muse, like all egotistical artists, is not immune to flattery ;)

CptnSuz's deviantArt account - where some of my fanart turns up

Links to songfics (with lyrics):

These Small Hours link broken will fixed eventually

Favorite lines from fanfic I've read recently (not necessarily on ff.net):

The castle only offered so many hiding places, after all, and considering that Gunter spent about as much time hiding from Anissina as he did Gunter would be aware of most, if not all, of them.
-from lin's KKM fic 'Never Thought' [LJ]

"Get a room or something, JEEZUS."
It was Veser.
And Toni.
And the rest of the band.
And the band's groupies.
And probably the band's groupies' moms too, for all Hanna knew, because fuck, where had all these people come from? And why was it that every time the two of them were close to getting something done, it was completely interrupted? And so embarrassingly too, because really, there's no discreet way to pull one's hand out of another person's pants. Try it sometime.
Yeah. Exactly.
-from dhampir72's HinaBN fic 'Sugar and Spice and...' part 4 [dA]

Guy was silent for a moment, but then leaned in close and quirked his bushy eyebrows questioningly. "Kakashi, are you all right? I seem to have mistaken your aura. What I thought was awesome-and-imperturbable-perching-to-create-an-even-deeper-and-more-authentic-mystery on the edge of Iruka-kun’s roof, is actually you sitting-lonely-and-troubled-about-something! Is there something I can do for my most awesome of rivals!?"
Kakashi turned to his friend—his best friend—then and couldn’t stop the soft chuckle. "No, not like that you can’t."
Guy was on his feet then, crouched over Kakashi’s laughing form with his hands laced together.
"Then, oh most worthy and noble of my comrades, would you be so kind as to release the jutsu you have placed on me? I would be ever so grateful, and I will use the time you give me to help you in any way I can!"
Kakashi thought about it for only a moment. Guy was someone he could trust with his current problem, and damnit, he really didn’t know what else he could possibly do. Just the act of complaining about it to another person might make him feel better.
He nodded to Guy and bit into the tip of his thumb. He made a few quick hands seals and then slapped Guy across the face. The dark-haired man blinked once, dropping the smile, and then flopped down onto the roof, massaging his jaw and groaning softly.
"I fucking hate you, Kakashi," Guy’s low, gravelly voice growled.
-from 'Give and Take' ch11[AFF] by stark

"But I didn't have sex with anyone!" Byakuya insisted, "I cannot be with child. There must be some mistake!"
"There is no mistake," said Nori firmly, "and I'm surprised that you do not yet sense it, but then, if you have not had sex with anyone, there is only one thing this could be - a divine birth."
-from Spunky0ne's Bleach fic 'Misplaced Words' ch6 [FF.net]

"We just had a misunderstanding- or- maybe a few misunderstandings"
-Abarai Renji, from Spunky0ne's Bleach fic 'Misplaced Words' ch 11 [FF.net]

"Abarai, you and I may communicate perfectly well as taichou and fukutaichou, but more personally, we misunderstand each other on an alarmingly regular basis."
-Kuchiki Byakuya, from Spunky0ne's Bleach fic 'Misplaced Words' ch 12 [FF.net]
{this pretty much sums up all of Spunky's ByaRen fics}

"Icha Icha is not a book I'd want to buy used."
-Kakashi, from kiterie's KakaIru fic 'Birthday Surprises' [LJ]

Misc:
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you don't own an iPod, copy this into your profile.

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1. Pretty in Pink reviews
Pre-manga/anime. Why did Yosak start cross-dressing anyway? -It had seemed like such a good idea when Yosak suggested it. Sneak into the governor's courtyard and go skinny-dipping in the huge new fountain at night? Brilliant.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-10 - Conrad W. & Yozak G. - Complete
2. Light and Darkness » reviews
Drabbles about Tenzou Yamato for the 50shinobi theme challenge on LiveJournal. Now up: Tenzou reflects on a massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 12-16-08 - Yamato
3. Naruto and the Whirlpool Country reviews
ON HIATUS -Struggling with his newly revealed parentage, Naruto decides he must visit his mother's homeland before becoming Hokage. This a trial run/prologue. Future fic. K for language. Manga spoilers for Naruto's parents. Established Naruto/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-15-08 - Naruto U.
4. Reflections reviews
The Fifth Doctor has a moment of reflection during cricket practice with Adric, Nyssa, and Tegan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete
5. Happy 'Mothers’ Day’ from your boys reviews
To make up for angering Dr. Weir, the guys on Sheppard's team decide to give her a 'Mothers' Day' present. No spoilers set in season 1.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-6-07 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
6. Auld Lang Syne reviews
Set approximately 20 years after end of season 3, McKay and Weir find each other at a New Year's Party. Reference to canon character deaths. Extreme melancholy warning. More info inside.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete
7. These Small Hours reviews
Introspective little snippets on McKayWeir moments both from episodes and imagined, into a madeup season 4. Mostly from McKay's perspective. T only because of language. See inside for spoiler warnings.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-07 - Rodney M. & Elizabeth W. - Complete
8. Lab Partners reviews
Just imagine having to complete a college physics lab course with McKay as your lab partner. Yup, that's pretty much what this story is about.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
9. Beginnings & Endings reviews
Elizabeth and Rodney's relationship takes another step forward. And in the face of an uncertain future, another big step forward. Sequel to 'Definitely Drunk'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-10-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete
10. Definitely Drunk reviews
Weir and McKay share their thoughts and the contents of the minibar. Sequel to 'Drunk on Love or Good Wine'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-28-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete
11. Drunk on Love or Good Wine reviews
What if the SGC didn't call when the formers leaders of Atlantis were at dinner? What if they really were home for good? Shameless McWeir fluff. Minor spoilers Return pt1.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-27-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete
12. Every Time She Falls » reviews
ON HIATUS -"You've been struck by lightning before?" WHAT! JEANNIE DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT STORY? Contains: McWeir friendship & eventual ship, McKay whump, future AU after 'Submersion.' More detailed rating, summary & spoiler info inside each chapter.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-9-07 - Published: 1-21-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M.
13. Goodnight Atlantis »
Just some free verse poems about the characters falling asleep. Now up: John Sheppard. No infringements intended, I don't make any money from these! Updated as inspiration strikes.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 274 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 2-1-07
14. Publication reviews
Short fic:If all of Rodney's work is classified, how happy would he be to finally have an article published again? Read and find out! No spoilers really. Mild LorneNovak.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-07 - Complete
15. Finally a happy Valentine's Day reviews
A fluffy little Lorne & Novak ficlet for Valentine's Day.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete
16. One Fine Winter reviews
The mysterious appearance of a girl in Janus' biological lab forces Weir to come to terms with an unresolved issue in her past. Mild spoilers for 'Before I Sleep', very angsty, more info inside... On indefinite hiatus.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-28-06 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M.
17. World Cup reviews
Short ficlet. The recordings of the World Cup games have arrived in Atlantis and John Sheppard does not understand the rest of the expedition's passion for a sport he knows as soccer, which they call football.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-06 - John S. - Complete
18. Observing an Eclipse from Atlantis reviews
Rated T for mild language, otherwise K Shamelessly bringing solarstellar physics and my own original character to the Pegasus Galaxy. Humorous impressions of and encounters with Atlantis regulars from POV of a visiting grad student will ensue. ON HIATUS
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-06
19. The Gate Room is Par 5 reviews
Short fluff based on the idea that there are grad students in Atlantis. Contains frisbee golf goodness & a tiny bit of bad language.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-8-06 - Complete
20. In Two Weeks reviews
A short Star Wars story unconnected to anything else I've written.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-01 - Complete
21. Eclipsing of a Star reviews
A little more of Ashla's past. It's important to read 'Where Stars Lie in Wait' first.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-00 - Complete
22. Penelope reviews
Sequel to 'Marie' & 'Emiliy'. Forgive typos...and I've been told this can be disorienting.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-00 - Complete
23. Emiliy reviews
Sequel to 'Marie', and no I don't know how to pronounce the name, but it looks good.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-00 - Complete
24. Marie reviews
Psi Corp, a different type of person, and humor.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-00 - Complete
25. Where Stars May Lie In Wait reviews
Give them a hundred years and the Jedi still have problems with darksiders. Please give me feedback!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-00 - Complete
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