For Flux Sakes! I just redid my WHOLE profile and I lost it. ALL! RAWR!
Name: Well...it's Renae...
Nicknames: Nay, Rae, Nay-Nay, Bubba, Caw, Falcon Skank (Falconess from Gauntlet Legends), TNN (Traitor Nay Nay, which I mysteriously got dubbed...I have no freakin' clue of how...and which has recently evolved into TTB because I have a habbit of not 'Taking Things Back') Baby Bear, Rosebush (LONG story) and Wrenay.
Age: I am now 14. Hurrah!
Gender: A chick-a-dee.
Location: Somewhere country. Let's just say Western Australia...
Music I like: Anything RnB or Dance. I DESPISE EMO MUSIC! I have gotten to the point where there is too much music for me to put down. So, I pretty much like all music, except emo music and blues. Everything else is fine.
Hobbies: Sport, Watching Anime, Drawing, Writing, looking after animals, videogames.
Zodiac: I'm an Aquarius, but if you watch Fruits Basket (kawaii!) I'm a dog. GO SHIGZ!
School: It's tiny. There's about 20 highschoolers. It's a District High School called SXDHS
What I like: I LOVE OREOS! They are soooo good! Oh, and Crunchies, those Yowie Choc Shakes and getting high off SMENCILS! they are the bomb! Made from 100 per cent recycled newspaper! Bubblegum is the best smell! Umm, I love Disney! Eeeeeeeeee! I'm a big kiddie who is a sucker for those movies, like Hercules, Aladdin, freaking Little Mermaid. Gosh, I wanna cry :3 Yeh, kinda freaky. I love sport aswell, mucking around with friends, Sleeping, NINTENDO WII! That's sooo cool! At my brothers house, I just wake up, turn on the tv and wii and I can read fanfictions in BED. I love Super Smash Brothers, ESPECIALLY BRAWL. THAT IS THE SHIZ. Resident Evil is the bomb aswell and I looooooooooove Kingdom Hearts. (loves Riku and Roxas and Axel! :D) What else do I like? ANIME! I love Sasuke, Wolfram, Iori, Kyo, Yuki, Ash Crombe nd BOWSER! He's adorable! AND RECENTLY...KY KISKE AND JEDAHHHHHH! NYAAAAAAAAA! Oh...and SQUARE AND SQUARESOFT AND SQUARE ENIX FOR FINAL FANTASY AND CHRONO TRIGGER!
What I don't like: My house! Freaking outside toilet and spiders. I can't stand spiders. I have arachnephobia and freak out when the tiniest spider is around. I don't like bullies, or people putting themselves down. I hate people who think they are 'all that' and get with other peoples boyfriends. Cooking with boys! they're bloody hopeless! ALGEBRAAAAAAAAAAA or any maths for that matter.
Family: Nikki who is my big sister :3 Nee-san, who is a guy but I claim to be my sister. Kaeru came back to me. I knew she couldn't stay away from the Falconess. She is my bull I open chest, I get treasure. And when she opens chest, I also, get treasure. Haha! Yuffie is rubbing off on me...anywaaaaaay getting off track)) and she runs in the opposite direction. We have applied GL to real life, and whenever we see our Maths teacher, we run with our imaginary swords in the air screaming DEATH!)
Real Family: EMILY! WHO IS MY BELLA! Clinton, aka 'Ninny' aka 'Skinny Clinny' who is my real brother and is 13 years older than me! Luke, aka 'Sukeh' aka 'Lukey' aka 'Squeaky Clean' cos he complains about everyone elses mess, but if you go into his room...you won't come back alive... aka 'Dukeh' aka 'Pukeh' aka 'Rukeh' aka 'Doixy Kong'...err...anyway, he's 8 years older and is my real brother. I have a mum, whom I love very much! Her name is Shirley. I have a dad called Reg or Regenald (snicker snicker, sorry dad) who I call PB for Papa Bear I also love dad heaps :3.
Favourite Quotes from Movies:
Jurassic Park:
John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: But again, how do you know they're all female? Does someone go into the park and, uh... lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?
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Kath and Kim:
Sharon: Aw, Kimmy, I think it's nice your mum's got a boyfriend. Or are they de factos?
Kim: De facto, night facto, the fact that they're facto-ing at all I find repulsive in the extreme.
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Kel: Right. Keep Saturday night free, because I'm going to prove to you I'm all the man you need. Now where did I put my man-bag?
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Brett: Kim, please come home... I don't know how to use the washing machine.
Kim: Oh. That's all I am to you? Just a slave? Well I don't know how to use the washing machine either, Brett.
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Kim: Here's your statue, Mum.
Kath: Oh, what for the love of God is that?
Kim: It's the statue you wanted.
Kath: What? No it's not, Kim.
Kim: Yes it is, it's a statue of little baby cheeses.
Kath: Little baby cheeses? Oh little baby Jesus, Kim, Jesus.
Exasperated
Kath: Oh, Jesus.
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Sharon: Cheering for her team Give me an S, give me an A, give me a P-P-H, give me an I, give me and R, give me an E-S. What does it spell?
Kim: Piss off, Sharon.
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Kim: Oh, listen to this, Mum.
She reads from a novel
Kim: "He stood to attention, his sword erect, ready to take his punishment. He was a throbbing member of an exclusive club. The lord laughed as he thought of the noble knight's rogering."
Kath: Oh, that sounds great, Kim.
Kim: Yeah, it's the new Jeffrey Archer.
Kath: Oh right. What happens in the end?
Kim: I don't know. I haven't started it yet - that was just Jeffrey's bio in the front.
Kath: Oh, he sounds nice.
Kim: He does, doesn't he.
Kath: Yeah, I like the sound of him.
Kim: Oh, I always have.
Kath: Hmm, decent.
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Kath: I'm sure you've heard of those Nancy Kantz pants? Well these are the Kath Day enhance your fancy dance pants.
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Kim: Yeah, I've had all those classic cocktails..."69er", "Slow screw against a wall", "Sex on the Beach"...
Kath: Have you tried an "orgasm"?
Kim: No, never had one of them...
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Kim: talking about Sharon She's one of those people who makes you feel better when they're around... You know, in comparison.
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Kim: My favourite movie's Shallow Hal. I can relate.
Kath: Why? Because you're fat?
Kim: No, because I'm shallow. God, you're mean to me.
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Ah, Kath and Kim is hilarious...
Favourite Anime: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Elfen Lied, Love Hina, Azumanga Daioh, Chobits, Samurai Gun, Full Metal Alchemist, Macross Plus, Hunter x Hunter, Trinity Blood, Cardcaptor Sakura...starting to kind of like Inuyasha, Maburaho, Coyote Ragtime Show, Gunslinger Girl, Peach Girl, Kimi Ga Nozumu Eien (Rumbling Hearts)
Favourite Movies: Streetfighter, Fatal Fury, Jurassic Park, Da Kath and Kim Code, Battle Royale, Mean Girls, Bring it On, Charlies Angels, Cast Away, Van Helsing, Lion King, Aladdin, Hercules, Robin Hood (the comedy one), White Chicks, Kill Bill, Vampire Hunter D, Naked Weapon.
Favourite Pairings:
Naruto: SasukeXSakura,
(To be blunt, I don't care about any other Naruto pairing. These are just for show): InoXShikamaru, TemariXShikamaru, NarutoXHinata, KakashiXSakura, ItachiXSakura, KakashiXAnko. Err, I've kind of killed my no yaoi policy. I know I know, I ranted and raved how I dislike yaoi, but I only dislike SASUKExNARUTO yaoi.
Fruits Basket: TohruXYuki, TohruXKyo, TohruXHatsuharu, TohruXShigure, TohruXAyame, TohruXHatori, KisaXHiro, KisaXKyo Reow!
Elfen Lied: LucyXOc. Personally, I dislike both Kouta and Yuka. But I love Nana!
Love Hina: Hmm...KentaroXAmalla, HaitaniXAmalla, HaitaniXShinobu, HaitaniXNaru, HaitaniXKitsune, HaitaniXMutsumi. Yep, I love Haitani. Oh, and HaitaniXMotoko.
Chobits: HidekiXChii
FMA: EdXWinry
Kyo Kara Maoh! WolframXYuri WolframXGiezela...GunterXGwendal. Hot sauce. Yum.
Favourite Crossovers:
NarutoXFruitsbasket
Resident EvilXElfen Lied
Favourite Crossover Pairings: (Feel free to disagree)
RinXSasuke (Fruits BasketX Naruto)
SakakiXSasuke (Azumanga DaiohXNaruto)
TomoXNaruto (Azumanga DaiohXNaruto)
SakuraXKyo (Fruits BasketXNaruto)
YukiXSakura (FBXNaruto)
Favourite Game Pairings:
Guilty Gear:
DizzyXKy Kiske
SolXBaiken (I dunno why...they suit each other)
I like Jam. She's my best character...but I don't like JamXKy
Resident Evil:
JillXCarlos
LeonXAshley
CarlosXRebecca
RebeccaXBilly
JillXWesker
I...don't...like...Redfield's...Don't...ask...why. Freaking Chris and his goddamn knife! Rar!
Super Smash Brothers:
If I am reading a SheikX fic in the Super Smash Brothers catergory, it must be non-yaoi, because in SSB Sheik is female, while in the Legend of Zelda manga, Sheik is male.
YoshiXMario. (hahahaha joking! That's sick! Everyone knows LuigiXYoshi is hawt!...JOKING)
MarthXSamus
ZeldaXMarth
SheikXLink (Non Yaoi)
ZeldaXIke
SheikXIke (Non Yaoi)
...Did I mention SheikXLink?
King Of Fighters:
KulaXK'
KulaXIori
MaiXKyo
IoriXVanessa
IoriXLeona (hot hot hot!)
AshXKula So what if he looks like a girl?
And Duolon. He's so fine...haha...sarcasm. Kyle and I have dubbed him 'DJ Duolon' since his punches look like he's spinning a wack tune dawg. Ya dig?
Streetfighter:
Chun LiXRyu
SakuraXKen
RoseXAndSomeoneHot
Kingdom Hearts:
RikuXKairi
RoxasXNamine
...SoraXKairi is okay I guess...
AxelXNamine
Final Fantasy Series:
I no longer like AerithXCloud. Ever since Crisis Core...
ZackXAerith
CloudXYuffie
YuffieXVincent
I HATE CLOUDxTIFA.
LucreciaXVincent
TidusXRikku (I don't particularly like TidusXYuna)
VaanXPenelo
BalthierXFran
BalthierXAshe
AsheXVaan
ReksXAshe
PeneloXBalthier
RaslerXAshe
TifaXVincent
CRACK PAIRINGS! YEEES! (Note: I only read these when they aren't heavy Yaoi or fluff or whatever. Just the odd comment.)
VincentXCid. Damn Scorpius on YOUTUBE. Watch them. Just...watch them...
CloudXTifaXAerith triangle.
YuffieXVincent
LucreciaXHojo
ZackXCloud
CloudXSephiroth
CidXShera
Future Projects:
Naruto:
More Desperate Than Ever: The Uchiha heiress has grown up and is now in a squad of three. Her squad is sent on a mission, but the night before Sakura shares HER tale...and then Misaki gets IT. Period fic
That Life: Summary coming soon.
School Camp: The sequel to 'Spotlight'. Sakura's class goes away on a school camp. What chaos will ensue?
Save Me From This Darkness: Meet Haruno Sakura, fifteen years old. Her clan is supposed to have no bloodline...or is it? SakXSas SakXIta ElfenLiedXNaruto
Behind The Scenes: She looked happy, she acted happy, she said she was happy. So why does she lie so much? SakXSas
Super Smash Brothers:
SSB: The BR Act: Super Smash Brothers High has become a dangerous place for adults, so Crazy Hand decides to introduce the 'Battle Royale' act. M+
Resident Evil:
Holiday In Hell: Now doesn't that sound evil? Well, the Tanaka's are a family taking a vacation in Raccoon City, from Japan. However, they were unaware of the recent, bizarre canabalistic murders occuring around the city. Anyway, Rie has a fight with her parents and sneaks out, and her sister follows to make sure she's safe. Long story short, she and a large group of students barricade themselves in a high school.
The Sweetest Thing:Wow WTF?! right? How could a RE fic get such a pleasant title? First, this fic is a three way crossover between Resident Evil, Elfen Lied and Naruto. It starts off in Konoha, where Sakura is mysteriously kidnapped and Team 7 have no idea. (Sounds like RE4? It's not.) Turns out, the captors work for Umbrella and were scientists, experimenting on a new type of virus, the D-Virus. She is injected with it and turns out like the two most powerful B.O.W's yet...the Diclonius. WeskerXSakura maybe SakuraXSasuke..
Elfen Lied: She thought she had friends, but all they wanted to do was use her as a guinea pig. When they found a secluded hide out, a sickening game of cat and mouse had begun.
The 'Anime' Series: CoWritten with my good friend Smedz/Kyle/Kaeru/Brainless Bull/Hey You Behind The Bushes! - gawd, love Moo.
Anime Dating: Most of our favourite Anime character's trying the Dating Game. The Love Hina crew are bored and decided to host an event at the Hinata Hotsprings. Interesting...Warning: Despite my hate for Yaoi/Yuri, these pairings where chosen out of a hat...or anime boxset, whichever you decide to believe. THEY ARE RANDOM SO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! Animes involved are Naruto, Love Hina, Fruits Basket, Peach Girl and Azumanga Daioh.
Anime Schooling: This will be started shortly because I now have my own computer in my room...which means MORE UPDATING! oh noes, can Sassy really do that? Yes...Anyway, Anime schooling is pretty much another big crossover but with new animes. I think there is 2 new ones...The same gang, Naruto, Love Hina, Fruits Basket, Peach Girl, Azumanga Daioh, Elfen Lied and Cardcaptor Sakura.
Anime Gaming: I just thought of this one recently. Two anime series will be put into a game situation, e.g. Naruto and Peach Girl put into Resident Evil, or Azumanga Daioh and Fruits Basket in Super Smash Brothers or Love Hina and Cardcaptor Sakura in Resistance: Fall of Man. Doesn't necessarily mean that Resistance is in there...I just love that game. Although, Ninny was always that damn "Sergeant Hill" and I was just the Token Black Guy! Well, some day! I'll prove myself! SOME DAAAY! T_T
Anime Survivor: I've completed the first chapter, so I'll be posting it soon. It's got like 50+ anime characters and stuff in it. Anyway, they're split into tribes and they have to complete daily challenges. Some things are totally random.
HARVEST MOON:
The Dating Game: With a crossover of FoMT, AWL,AnWL, MM and RF. This is to help all of the bachelors in town.
Mineral Town's Next Top Model: Crossovers of the above. All the girls go in the Mineral Town Next Top Model Comp! How exciting!
The Trouble That Love Brings: Cleo and her family recently took over the old, run down farm in Forget-Me-Not Valley, but her family are far from saints.
oooAnd Now For Something Totally Unrelatedooo
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, IxShallxCryxToxicxTears,XxXbAbYbXxX, say.hey.a.dancer,DarkFairy13 Reader, Saskura-Chan, Sassy-Vixen
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Yes, sad but true (looks down shamefully)
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste thisinto your profile and add your name to the list:
Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin,Hinatakura,
Sakuranata Kunoichi of darkness, Sassy-Vixen
here is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!
I read that with a friend when I was young, and recently found it in people's profiles. STOP CHILD ABUSE!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SaKuRa-AnGeLfAcE-GoDdEsS, Sassy-Vixen
If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Ayumi Elric (I like black, not pink...), joyfulsakura-chan, SaKuRa-AnGeLfAcE-GoDdEsS ( I like pink, but not that much but i like green alot!, I also like skateboarding and video games. Anybody who calls me an F-ing prep i will take a telephone pole and shove it up their ass so far they won't be able to crap it out!), Sassy-Vixen (raised by brothers, acts like brothers xP)
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. Thank you to DemonDaughter, for opening my eyes even more to the tragic events of child abuse.
-Sassy Vixen
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