You can call me whatever the spam'n'eggs you want. I'm Canadian, and every stereotype that the word implies.
When I was... thirteen, I think... I started this account under the fear induced by parents and computer teachers that if you give out your first name, then you will be stalked down and raped within twenty four hours. With that fear, erm... dwindling a bit, now... my name's not actually Jamea. Shocker, I know. It was just my favorite name at the time, and it became the name that I always gave out online.
I'm a generally nice person, I like to think, and I won't be snarky to anyone without reason. However, I have a genetic love of argument, and to me, 'Agreeing to disagree' is no fun at all :-P. I know it's not true, but it's how I roll.
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And once again I update this profile.
Lots of people, at this point in their profile, pretend to have conversations with characters or real people, and claim to be hiding said characters somewhere in their closet... it might be sorta funny if everyone didn't do it.
Uh... so, I wouldn't say no to having an original story published some day, but it's not exactly something I'm depending on. I'm content with my fanfic for now.
And now I'm going to talk about The Phantom of the Opera. Alright. Glad we've... got that... settled...
Firstly - if you ever find yourself uttering (Or typing, since we're on the internet) 'The Fop' instead of poor Raoul's name, I'd like you to PM me and tell me about the last time you tracked a psychopath to his lair and nearly died in a bizarre torture chamber (Or nearly got strangled by a magical lasso, if you're an ALW fan... or, if you're a movie fan, just flat out strangled against a grate) to save your fiancee. Give a detailed description of when you followed them to a graveyard and confronted their stalker. Kay Phan? Alright, how're the kids? Particularily, the child of your rival, who you've raised because you love your wife so much? Also, be sure to include how willing you were to die for his/her freedom. What, now? You've never done that? Seriously? ... you fop.
Second -
If I'm reading your story, and Erik's last name is Destler but it's not an Englund!Erik, I'll stop reading.
If I'm reading your story, and Christine almost immediately finds Erik attractive, I'll stop reading.
If I'm reading your story, and you say something like 'Review or I'll punjab you!' Not only will I not review... I'll stop reading.
If I'm reading your story, and you make Erik fall in love with a relative of Christine, I'll stop reading.
If I'm reading your story, and you Raoul-bash, needless to say I'll stop reading.
If I'm looking at your summary, and you say something like 'Sorry my summary sux! I sux at writing summaries! Plz read, story much better than summary!' I just won't start reading.
Third - On the topic of Movie VS Stage, I will be the first to admit that I love this debate. You can never win, so it just keeps you going and going. However, I'm not Gaston Leroux. Neither are you. We can't say who's the best Phantom, because he's not our creation.
And I do have plans of posting a PotO fic. Several, in fact, but none of them are far enough along for me to feel comfortable posting them yet. Until then, I leave you with this deep, thought-provoking quote...
"I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can watch you weave then breathe your story lines... "
- Warning: Please keep your hands and feet away from my plot holes... you never know when one might try and drag you down with it. -
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.
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