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since	: 06-14-05, id: 833252, Profile Updated: 11-01-12
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Author has written 21 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Ninja Turtles, Pitch Black / Riddick, and Beetlejuice.

Hello, hello. I'm Ray. I'm 30. I am (still) delightfully supergeeky. You know you are too if you're perusing fan fiction . net. ;-) Especially if you're reading this. You're probably a Toad fan, aren't you? Ah, we few, but dedicated. :-)

I warn you, much of this fiction is in serious need of a revamping. Some of it is really old, some of it is only half old, and then I continued years later without editing the first bit. That's me. Lazy all around. (I intend to rectify this, but I've intended such things before and look where that's gotten us...)

I am currently head over heels for the Avengers (my friend and I went as Thor and Loki for Halloween and it was eeeeepic), even though I haven't posted anything pertaining to them yet. Or anything at all in a really long time. In fact, I am so in love with the Avengers that my twelve year love affair with Toad has gotten dumped out like yesterday's potato salad. I know, I'm horrible. Fickle! (So sorry Toad fans. Soooo sorry). Big Iron Man fan, as well as Loki and Hawkeye. There's not really an Avenger character I don't like, which is nice. If I write anything for them it'll probably all degrade into smut and will have to be posted elsewhere (I'm also on AFF.net and now also on Archive of Our Own, but I'm fond of Tony/Pepper, Tony/Darcy, Tony/Loki, Tony/Clint, Loki/Thor, Clint/Natasha, Clint/Darcy, Clint/Loki? Is that a thing? Hmm..maybe. Loki/Darcy (stfu it's gonna happen in Thor 2 you wait and see!-or maybe not...but yes...) etc. I dunno, if they're in character I love them all to itty bitty bits. Hulk smash. (Toad fans-some good news, it turns out I can't write for Avengers without him at least making a cameo and usually joining the team. Not potato salady after all).

I spend more time Role Playing than writing and updating and for that I am sorry. Ideally, I had a few games that I was going to convert and edit to story format, but the most epic of these ended up being 800 pages long. If I stare at it too long my brain might melt. So...much...work. So, we'll seeeee. (There is a Toad crossover in it, if ever I edit and get it posted, so I haven't totally ditched him.)

I ran a couple of Role Playing sites for awhile, TMNT and X-Men both, which have all been abandoned after short term stints of greatness. Ah, yesteryear.

Besides being a geek...let's think...what do I do? I'm sure it's something. I have pets! I am married! I play video games! I write other things (only not in a super super long time...*shifty eyes*)...I read (tend to love A. Lee Martinez, Gregory Maguire, Jim Butcher and Peter S. Beagle among others)...obviously. I paint less often than I should and draw a lot (have a look at my DeviantArt page for loads upon loads of Fan Art (Mostly Toad or Tabby centric) and some original whatnots:

http://akathetoad.deviantart.com/

My wacom tablet has died a most horrific and miserable death, so I haven't been updating as much as I'd like. Which is to say, not at all. Life finds a way-to kick you in the allegorical nuts (I paraphrase).

Anywho, back to Fan fiction stuffs! I welcome reviews of the constructive critical sort, and pm's are also welcome. I probably don't have time to beta anything for anyone (as I do not even usually edit my own work, heh), but I'm usually around for questions or chats.

I write a lot of ridiculous angst, because I still love it. Wooh drama!

Anywho! Thanks for reading and Good Day! Man...I super need to update...

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1. Grace » reviews
Formerly: A Choice and a Mistake Set after the first movie. Recovering the battle at Liberty Island proves an unexpected experience as Toad seeks the out the X-Men's aid. Completely revamped.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-24-10 - Published: 9-6-05 - Toad

2. Traitor » reviews
A member of the Brotherhood is found to have been planted by the Friends of Humanity. Toad will have to determine her fate: will she be executed or turned back on the enemy she served as a double agent?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-10 - Toad

3. Bump » reviews
It complicates life. It changes everything. Toad and Meltdown AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-21-09 - Published: 7-27-09 - Toad

4. Fortune's Fool reviews
An unexpected mutant father deals with the trials and tribulations that title entails. A sense of responsibility and a deep seated need for belonging prompts the infamous man into the uncharted waters of parenthood. Toad.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-09 - Toad

5. Practically Joking reviews
Humor is really subjective. Toad's especially. Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-27-09 - Toad - Complete

6. Blind reviews
One shot. Toad is present as Meltdown attempts her first mission for the Brotherhood, her admission dependent on her performance.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-09 - Toad - Complete

7. Explosive » reviews
A sequal to Obsession. Toad's story continues.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 6-18-07 - Toad

8. Dysfunction » reviews
Meltdown/Toad. Love and life in the Brotherhood. Self Destruction and moments of salvation. Kisses and Pain.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-27-08 - Published: 8-28-08 - Toad

9. Beneath the City » reviews
In a world full of outcasts, there are still those who remain banished from the light of day. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle X-Men Crossover.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 7-13-05 - Raphael

10. Pacta Sunt Servanda » reviews
..."Pacts must be kept". Lydia must keep her side of a bargain made many years ago, in order to gain help against a wretchedness sweeping over Winter River. But what all does that entail? And will she live to find out? Wary or not. Here he comes.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-07

11. Obsession » reviews
How easily the passions consume us. Storm unexpectedly runs into Toad at a bar. Set after X2.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-1-06 - Toad & Storm - Complete

12. Absence » reviews
AU. Much can happen in two years. After receiving a frantic letter from one of his brothers, Leonardo must struggle to pick up the pieces of their lives.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-07

13. Lethal : of, relating to, or causing death reviews
Toad's second chance is lost when no one believes he's innocent of one last crime.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-30-07 - Toad

14. Redemption reviews
AU. In an effort to redeem herself for the use of lethal force, Storm does not leave Toad to drown in the Hudson River.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-8-06 - Toad & Storm

15. Pawns reviews
An old man and an old friend. Oneshot. formerly Chess in the Park
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-29-06 - Magneto & Toad - Complete

16. After the Storm » reviews
Toad wakes to find himself in prison and he has difficult choices to make. Not a completly original concept, i know, but I'm doing it my way because there is a lack of Toad stuff out there.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 5-27-06 - Published: 7-14-05 - Toad

17. Childhood Demons » reviews
A fourteen year old Toad comes to live with the Brotherhood.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 10-12-05 - Toad & Mystique

18. WAR » reviews
When the inevitable War between Humans and Mutants breaks out unlikely alliances will be forged
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 7-13-05 - Toad

19. Used reviews
Oneshot about Toad.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-20-05 - Toad - Complete

20. And Then There Were Three » reviews
Four little mutants went to fight out at sea, their plan went to pieces and then there were three. AU, Sabretooth and Toad's whereabouts after the Incident at Liberty Island.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-15-05 - Published: 8-26-05 - Toad & Sabretooth

21. The Vengeance of Jack B Badd » reviews
In which the female Merc in Toomb's crew was actually Jack, and she signed on with her own intents for Riddick. She's angry and he's captive.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-12-05