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since: 06-14-05, id: 833252, Profile Updated: 10-05-09
country: United States
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Author has written 27 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Ninja Turtles, X-Men: Evolution, City of Heroes, X-Men, Harry Potter, Pitch Black / Riddick, and Beetlejuice.

How do? I'm Ray! I'm 27. I am delightfully supernerdy. You know you are too if you're perusing fan fiction . net. ;-)

I warn you, much of this fiction is in serious need of a revamping. Some of it is really old, some of it is only half old, and then I continued years later without editing the first bit. That's me. Lazy all around.

Uhm...I like the color green. Mostly all things: Toad. Raphael, etc... If boys really came in green I would be one happy lady. I'm a big fan of muscles and martial arts (on characters and such, I mean. It'd be a lot of work for me to be into it and eeeeeh who wants to be into work?) and Le Parkour (again, I can't do it, but mm David Belle).

I role play a lot, which is why none of my fics get updated. Because there is writing that's one sided and takes a long time, and there is rping which is two sided and has instant gratification. And I do hate to wait for my silly brain to do it's work. SILLY BRAIN I SMITE THEE!! ...what? If anyone is interested (since they won't get much in the way of updates out of me ever) you can aim me at: Ray the Wicked . I mostly rp Toad, or Raphael. I'm not adverse to being Boom Boom or someone with someone else playing Toad. Oh and Darth Maul...or Liz from Hellboy or Riddick or Jack or Fry and yeah. Heh. I'm a nerd much.

If you're into a Round Robin style Chat RP, come check out my new community "Beneath the City": Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chat RP. Turn Based w/emphasis on writing. Movie Canon. 18+ Only please due to language, ninja violence and innuendo.

http://www.5wwwww5.com/beneaththecity/index.php?mforum=beneaththecity

Besides being a nerd...let's think...what do I do? I'm sure it's something. I write other things...I read (tend to love Gregory Maguire and Peter S. Beagle among others)...obviously. I paint less often than I should and draw a lot (have a look at my DeviantArt page for loads upon loads of Fan Art (Mostly Toad or Tabby centric) and some original whatnots:

http://akathetoad.deviantart.com/

I welcome reviews of the constructive critical sort, but please don't flame me. I have delicate sensibilities and you'll make me upset..and more violent than normal. keep in mind that I strive to emulate a short green terrorist with super strong legs, a snazzy clinging ability and a prehensile tongue who has a bit of a temper. Remember that and fear me. Plus I'll cry. And no one wants that. There could be snot.

Also...I am an angst WHORE. As in Queen of all things Angsty. I don't think I've written anything that isn't riddled with angst...and if it isn't yet, chances are it will be. You know why? Because it's dramatic and plot-moving and is excellent in characterization...and also...Oh THE DRAMA!!

Poor Toad...The things I have done to that boy. Eaten by sharks, shot, stabbed, electrocuted...more times, drowned, crashed, beaten, sliced...and that's not counting the inner turmoil I put him through on a daily basis. Tsk tsk...I should be ashamed. And Raph too.. I keep torrrrrturing them. I CAN'T HELP IT!! I'm only so strong man. -manic grin-

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1. Bump » reviews
It complicates life. It changes everything. Toad and Meltdown AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-21-09 - Published: 7-27-09 - Toad
2. Fortune's Fool reviews
An unexpected mutant father deals with the trials and tribulations that title entails. A sense of responsibility and a deep seated need for belonging prompts the infamous man into the uncharted waters of parenthood. Toad.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-09 - Toad
3. Transference reviews
A window into the darkness of Toad.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-09 - Toad - Complete
4. Practically Joking reviews
Humor is really subjective. Toad's especially. Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-27-09 - Toad - Complete
5. Blind reviews
One shot. Toad is present as Meltdown attempts her first mission for the Brotherhood, her admission dependent on her performance.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-09 - Toad - Complete
6. Grace » reviews
Formerly: A Choice and a Mistake Set after the first movie. Recovering the battle at Liberty Island proves an unexpected experience as Toad seeks the out the X-Men's aid. Completely revamped.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 9-6-05 - Toad
7. Explosive » reviews
A sequal to Obsession. Toad's story continues.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 6-18-07 - Toad
8. Dysfunction » reviews
Meltdown/Toad. Love and life in the Brotherhood. Self Destruction and moments of salvation. Kisses and Pain.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-27-08 - Published: 8-28-08 - Toad
9. Beneath the City » reviews
In a world full of outcasts, there are still those who remain banished from the light of day. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle X-Men Crossover.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 7-13-05 - Raphael
10. Pacta Sunt Servanda » reviews
..."Pacts must be kept". Lydia must keep her side of a bargain made many years ago, in order to gain help against a wretchedness sweeping over Winter River. But what all does that entail? And will she live to find out? Wary or not. Here he comes.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-07
11. Obsession » reviews
How easily the passions consume us. Storm unexpectedly runs into Toad at a bar. Set after X2.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-1-06 - Toad & Storm - Complete
12. My Shame » reviews
Ray's wanted excitment and adventure her whole life, but it seems adventure may not want her.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-07
13. Absence » reviews
AU. Much can happen in two years. After receiving a frantic letter from one of his brothers, Leonardo must struggle to pick up the pieces of their lives.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-10-07
14. Lethal : of, relating to, or causing death reviews
Toad's second chance is lost when no one believes he's innocent of one last crime.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-30-07 - Toad
15. Redemption reviews
AU. In an effort to redeem herself for the use of lethal force, Storm does not leave Toad to drown in the Hudson River.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-8-06 - Toad & Storm
16. Pawns reviews
An old man and an old friend. Oneshot. formerly Chess in the Park
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-29-06 - Magneto & Toad - Complete
17. After the Storm » reviews
Toad wakes to find himself in prison and he has difficult choices to make. Not a completly original concept, i know, but I'm doing it my way because there is a lack of Toad stuff out there.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-27-06 - Published: 7-14-05 - Toad
18. Childhood Demons » reviews
A fourteen year old Toad comes to live with the Brotherhood.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 10-12-05 - Toad & Mystique
19. WAR » reviews
When the inevitable War between Humans and Mutants breaks out unlikely alliances will be forged
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 7-13-05 - Toad
20. Used reviews
Oneshot about Toad.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-05 - Toad - Complete
21. And Then There Were Three » reviews
Four little mutants went to fight out at sea, their plan went to pieces and then there were three. AU, Sabretooth and Toad's whereabouts after the Incident at Liberty Island.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-15-05 - Published: 8-26-05 - Toad & Sabertooth
22. The Vengeance of Jack B Badd » reviews
In which the female Merc in Toomb's crew was actually Jack, and she signed on with her own intents for Riddick. She's angry and he's captive.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-12-05
23. All Work and No Lunch » reviews
Brotherhood centered fic about the difficulties of life being the castoffs. Very Toad centered, probably Lance centered eventually also. Rating will probably increase eventually also.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 7-14-05
24. Into that Dark Night reviews
AU set after Goblet of Fire. Needs revising badly. I kind of hurried to get the story down after I'd sketched it out on notebook paper and you can totally see the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-05 - George W.
25. Jumping the Shark reviews
Formerly Ungainly Exit. This title tickled me more. movie Toad in comicverse... decides he's sick of being a lapdog and leaves the Brotherhood...Scheduled for Demolition or Revamping Soon.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-6-05
26. The Marvelous Missadventures of Wick Ed reviews
One shot about my crazy wonderful most favorite Superheroine Wick Ed.
City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-05 - Complete
27. Rogue vs Ms Marvel reviews
very AU. This Rogue is a more comic book version which I've put in the an AU version of the Evo universe.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-22-05 - Published: 7-14-05
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