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since: 06-15-05, id: 833604
country: United States
Author has written 26 stories for Breakfast Club, Night at the Museum, Samurai Champloo, Final Fantasy VII, Veronica Mars, Trigun, and Bourne Identity/Supremacy.
Ah, the pit of voles. Put simply, this account exists so I can make reviews on the rare occasion I venture here, though that is changing since it appears a couple of my fandoms have enough good fic posted here to make it worth visiting this cesspool. FYI, I upload my own stuff rather haphazardly and I'm a slow writer anyway, so whatever ends up here will be best described as 'bits and pieces.'

"There once was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." ~ C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair

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1. Good Morning, Blues reviews
Sunrise at the museum represents something different when you live your life at night. Larry/Ahkmenrah.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-21-09 - Larry D. & Ahkmenrah - Complete
2. Coffee reviews
There's plenty of time left tonight / I promised I'd have you home before daylight. Ahkmenrah/Larry UST. Do not read if you do not like gratuitous coffee drinking.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-09 - Ahkmenrah & Larry D. - Complete
3. Lunch
Larry takes a lunch break. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST - squint and you might be able to see it. Some profanity.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Published: 11-16-09 - Larry D. & Ahkmenrah - Complete
4. Oranges
Larry/Ahkmenrah, boykisses. Quiet moment at the Museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Published: 11-11-09 - Larry D. & Ahkmenrah - Complete
5. Only the natural conclusion reviews
I give you: Larry/Ahkmenrah/Amelia threesome. Because the threesome is the solution to everything.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-09 - Larry D. & Ahkmenrah - Complete
6. Flirtation
Four loosely linked ficlets in rough chronological order. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST. The boys snatching moments for themselves amid the chaos of the museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Published: 11-10-09 - Larry D. & Ahkmenrah - Complete
7. In Greece
Jason and Marie and nightmares. Set between Identity and Supremacy
Bourne Identity/Supremacy - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete
8. Snapshot reviews
A day at the office. Pre-movie.
Bourne Identity/Supremacy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete
9. Stuttering reviews
Bourne after loss of Marie. Spoilers for Supremacy, obviously.
Bourne Identity/Supremacy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-07 - Complete
10. 100 situations » reviews
I have misguidedly signed up for a 100 situations prompt table for MugenYatsuha over at LJ. Prompts completed since February? Not a lot. At any rate, I'll upload them as I write them.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 8-10-07
11. Knivespeak reviews
Knives reflects. Set postseries. Oneshot.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete
12. Six Pack
Final Fantasy VII mercenary AU. Original concept by icedarkelf from LJ.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Published: 8-21-07
13. Conversation Piece reviews
Clarence Wiedman loves his silencer. I mean, really loves it. Clarence WiedmanxSilencer is my OTP, you guys.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-07 - Weidman - Complete
14. Communications reviews
The RudeReno monster runs into an obstacle. Well, not really. Swearing, boys making out. It's the Turks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-10-07 - Reno & Rude - Complete
15. Midgar Isn't Really All That Bad reviews
Interlude with Reeve and Scarlet. Fluff, kinda? Also swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-07 - Reeve T. & Scarlet - Complete
16. Cigarette Break reviews
Anonymous faces in Hojo's soulless labs. Swearing, despair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete
17. Ninja Criminal drabbles
Short series of MugenYatsuha drabbles. Swearing, sex, Samurai Champloo de rigueur.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete
18. Distraction reviews
RenoRude. Because Reno is irrepressible, and Rude isn't much inclined to discipline him at the moment.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-07 - Reno & Rude - Complete
19. Red Light District reviews
Bit of MugenYatsuha. When all is said and done, it's fluff, but it's in Mugen's pottymouth style. And there's offscreen sex. But then, this is Samurai Champloo, when is that new?
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete
20. Drabblefest
Collection of drabbles written between Dec 2005 and Oct 2006. All pairings. Some swearing.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete
21. What Goes On Inside » reviews
Claire Standish: before, after, and ever after. Covers well worn territory, but I figured it would make good subject material for a test run Breakfast Club fic. Reviews desperately needed!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-12-06 - Published: 6-18-05
22. Appearances reviews
Sort of an exploration of Claire before the fateful detention. Lots and lots of angst.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-05 - Complete
23. Diamond Earrings reviews
She wants something precious to hold. First person oneshot.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-24-05 - Complete
24. Portrait of a Cardboard Villain as a Young Man » reviews
He's villified, mocked, spit upon, and generally agreed by all to be the most disagreeable character of them all. Presenting Satan's Spawn, as himself.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-22-05 - Published: 7-2-05
25. Proudest Moments » reviews
Snapshots into the thoughts of the Breakfast Club members during their best, most lovingly recalled moments.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 7-5-05
26. Listen Up » reviews
He has something to tell you. A mostly harmless parody.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 6-28-05 - Complete
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