"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."
No? Not what this is all about?
But seriously...I'm writer by day and my night job will remain confidential. So if thats the only reason you're here, sorry to dissapoint; but the people of Gothum need help... -chokes- I mean readers have no right to my personal life...
Okay, so i'm not Batman either...
But really, either you're here reading this cause you liked something I wrote or hated it so much you had to read this fools profile... either way I'm glad someone has taken the time out of their schedual (is that how you spell that?) to check me out -strikes a pose- (yes I can't spell)
Umm.. about me huh? I'm 18, a girl, single -coughs- in grade 12. If you haven't already figured out I'm mainly a Buffy/Angel writer. But I'm also known to jott down some Harry Potter from time to time. Favorite characters... If you haven't already figured this out...
(in no order)
Oz- He's mine Joss! we're having a private wedding on the beach, (invtation only)
Doyle- My drinking buddy/little bam bam
Spike- We hang in the crypt and talk about how much we hate Angel, and his stupid wide shoulders! they're so wide we should duc-tape a sign to his back saying 'wide load'... don't get me started about the caveman brow... just don't...
Sirius Black AKA Padfoot- heh heh heh, he lives on in fiction! i dunno how Rowling lives with her self knowing she killed off one of the BEST, if not the best characters she has. Remus is a close second, but he's not dead yet... thank God!
The Weasly Twins- squee, take after me own heart(and are also kinda hott)
Pippen- Man; the little guy reminds me so much of me, so clueless and yet, he gets along just fine -pouts-
Clay- He's the best character in the K.A. series and really really HOTT! he's mine... haha... CLAY CRUMBS!
Remus Lupin AKA Moony- Heeheehee! He's just awesome... Chocolate... hee hee hee...
Gregory House- One day we will meet and have an eppic sarcasim battle...
Wilson- Dude... Everyone should have a best friend like him.
CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow- Obviously, who wouldn't love him... dreads, looks, an awesome hat, personality, also thrives off chaos... what more could one want? Really, I want to know!
and of course those characters of my own creation... (Jay, Sasha, Jake... etc)
SHIPS INCLUDE:
#1. lately I find myself addicted to Sirius Black / Hermione Granger Fics. Sounds weird but I absolutly love them as a couple. They are great together!
2. Oz/Willow or Sasha of course! The best Buffy couple ever
3. Oz/Tara, They're good! Don't know why.
4. Spuffy
5. Bangel
6.Faith/Oz
7. Faith/Angel
8. Faith/Jake
9. Faith/Jay
10. Harry/Ginny
11. Remus/Tonks
12. Clay/Elena- READ THE BOOOOKS! Bitten by Kelly Armstrong
13. Anything well written... if the Ship is written well enough it can work! Very firm supporter of that.
SLASH (don't hate me guys... i just like some slash! I'm Straight and all but that kind of stuff doesn't bother me; it's cute)
1.Remus/Sirius, sorry homies but prank wars are AWESOME!
2. Tara/Willow
3. Xander/Spike, they argue so much, it's funny!
HATED COUPLES (this is where even the best writer couldn't persuade me! Sorry guys!)
1. Krum/Ron
2. Snape/Harry
3. Snape/Ginny
4.Snape/Hermione
I love the stage, going on in front of 100's of ppl gives me a high heroion addicts wouldn't believe. If they did somehow find out about this, there would be a lot more stage shows of any kind which would be really fun! Woo!
If you haven't already noticed, I like putting songs in my writing. Why? Cause I can. and it's fun, if yer a music head like me I suggest checking out the bands, cause they rock my sox in Russian Orthadox...(hmmm,I should try for a rapp career... maybe not...)It would take days to list my favorite bands but I will tell you, punk, metal, rock, death metal,oldies( classic rock/ 80's rock, pop, what ever they're calling it now/ classic english punk), reggay, Canadian folk(me Canadian), some forms of opera, and whatever else I can get my hands on.
And I was trying to keep this short... Anyways, thanks for the visit, and remember reviews are key... and I'll try to update soon
NEW LINKS =
MY SASHA SKETCH (WORTH TAKING A LOOK): http://tinyurl.com/26hmmy
JAY PAINTING LINK: http://tinyurl.com/299smx
MY JAY PORTRAIT LINK: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39543872/?qo=11&q=by3Ablackstainedflowers&qh=sort3Atime+-in3Ascraps
MY JAY, SASHA AND OZ WALLPAPER: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44846917/?qo=5&q=by3Ablackstainedflowers&qh=sort3Atime+-in3Ascraps
MY DARKER (I THINK BETTER) JAY, SASHA AND OZ WALLPAPER: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46613816/
Quote:
They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them... They out voted me. --Nathaniel Lee
(on being consigned to a mental institution).
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