Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Discworld.

GREETINGS MY MINIONS! So, you are back again to read about me, are you not! I knew it! Well, maybe not. At any rate, for the slightly dim out there, people like me,I have helpfully provided a set of navigational directions.

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About me: I am 5'2" (vertically challenged), and it was my birthdayyyyyy! I'm now juuGOsai! Cha cha cha! I'd hand out birthday cake all around, but I ate it. (Blows into a kazoo) I also have shaggy blonde hair that used to be cut in a wicked Jrocker-type haircut, but it has, sadly, grown (as hair tends to do) and is now a complete crap mop on my head. It's something like bowl-shaped on top and then it just puffs out in these huge Queen-Amidalla (dunno how to spell her name, but you know who I mean) type fluffs over my ears. No amount of gel or mousse or blowdrying a certain way can get it to lie flat. But I've been told I have pretty eyes, though to me they look something like tiny grey boiled sweets in the absence of my Gaara eyeliner. But the eyeliner always makes them look better.

More about me. Hmmm, well, I'm easy-going except for when I'm totally set on something, a good enough student except for when I'm laughing hysterically and no one can hear the teacher... why the hell is this sounding like a resumé? Attitude... well, Sarcastic is pretty much my middle name, and I'm trying to learn Japanese with a (wait for it) "Learn Japanese" (oo-ers betcha you didn't see THAT coming) set that I got for Christmas. Update! I'm more than halfway through the book! Does this mean that lovely little Karaoke is now half fluent in Japanese? Well... no. But I'm getting there, dammit!

Ahhh, that's all.

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Ultimate goals in life: Become an actress/author (not of fanfics. Of MINE OWN stories!), learn Japanese and somehow become a roadie for Gazette (I can see it now... busting my back lugging heavy things around... getting yelled at for slacking off to admire Reita... ahh yes, that sounds grand), start a line of clothing called "Graffiti". (Knowing my luck, that name is probably already taken, but if it is, don't tell me. It will only burst my bubble and then Karaoke will cry. It ain't pretty whenKaraoke cries.)

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Favourite things: Maple Walnut ice cream, music, anime (mostly Naruto), books, vacations.

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Pet peeves: Yo mama. Ahha, just kidding. Well, too many to list.

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Favourite bands/singers: This subject gets me really excited. Back off before I start glomping people and squealing. Because, in first place: The Rasmus! Gazette! Evanescence! And Linkin Park! SQUEEEE! Told you, I'm getting excited already. Other than that, I also like many other various artists: Miyavi, Unwritten Law, An Cafe, Alice Nine, Theory of a Deadman, Alkaline trio, The Prodigy, Dir En Grey, The Corrs, Lost Prophets, Christina Aguilera, Madonna, Taking Back Sunday, Treble Charger, Sum 41, Blink 182, Rufio, Good Charlotte, Juli, Mest, Rammstein, Eminem, Ayumi Hamasaki,Utada Hikaru,Do As Infinity, aaaaand many more.

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Best features: I cultivate my snarkiness.

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Worst Features: Everything but my teeth and eyebrows.

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Favourite quotes (WARNING: these will take a very long time to get through):

"You long for what you want because you want it." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean.

"Here's another curse; may all your bacon burn." -Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle.

"I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful." -Howl, Howl's Moving Castle.

"Oh bugger." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean.

"Poke her with a shtick until she cries uncle." -A friend of mine.

"'I hope it's bacon,' said Rincewind, 'because I'm going to eat it.'" -Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic.

"'Excuse me,' said Twoflower politely, 'I think your breakfast is burning.'" -Terry Pratchett, The light Fantastic.

"Caitlin, what did you DO to your toe?"

"It was itchy..." -My mom and me.

"Hamlet: I am slain, Horatio.

Hamlet: Horatio, I am slain." -William Shakespeare, Hamlet.

"'What shall we do?' said Twoflower.

'Panic?' said Rincewind hopefully." -Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic.

"Hello, I see the assassins have failed."

"I am not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example!"

"Wake up... so I can KEEL you!"

"I joke, I joke, I kid I kid! I don't think my joke is working,I must flee!" -Eminem, Ass Like That

"I said tentacles." -O.R. Melling, The Light-Bearer's Daughter.

"It'd better be drinkable, he thought. Because I'm going to drink it." -Terry Pratchett, The Colour Of Magic.

"'The bedroom is a battlefield.'

(long silence)

'Dunno what you're into there, Kyle...'" -my brother and a friend.

"Ghengis Khan was a mongoose." -my brother.

"'Everyone knows how you hate Mameha,' Auntie told her. 'You hate anyone more successful than you.'

'Does that mean I ought to hate you, Auntie, since you're such a failure?'" -Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha.

"'Good heavens! It's raining little girls!'" -Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha.

"I think he has a husband. I mean wife, wife!"

"Yeah, my mom liked the older women. I mean men, men!" -Friend of mine.

"'You swear more than me!'

'Like hell!'" -Caroline and me.

"'Well, bite your lip, that's about as bad as it gets,' Aoi said.

Jordan bit down on her lip real hard. 'Bloody hell man! That hurst!' she screamed." -Chance of A Lifetime.

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Favourite anime:

First place: NARUTO, and after that, in no particular order, I like Prince of Tennis (though I've only seen like two episodes, eheh sweatdrop I plan on watching more),Death Note, Fruits Basket, Karin, Shaman King, Hikaru No Go, Yu-Gi-Oh, and (talking about games now) Zelda and Golden Sun.

Other fanfics I like to read and intend to write (one day when I stop being such a Shikamaru) are ones like: Harry Potter, the three Tamora Pierce quartets (my favourite is "The Immortals", but I aime them all), Pokemon (we all love Pokemon deep down!), and I think some more which I cannot remember at the moment, so I'll get back to you on that!

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Favourite Naruto Pairings (k I support a lot of pairings... I can't decide ok? It always seems like so-and-so would be cute with so-and-so, but then what about poor so-and-so? You know how it goes.. I think... so anyways, here they are):

SakuLee (Lee: "YAY!") OR SakuNaru

NaruSaku(as aforesaid)OR NaruHina

HinaNaru(as before mentioned) OR HinaKiba, aaand in some (rare) situations, HinaSasu

ShikaTema OR ShikaIno

InoShika(as I just said) OR InoSasu

SasuIno (do I have to keep repeating myself?) OR SasuOc

KakaOc ( --- "Kaka" snicker...damn I'm immature)

NejiTen

You see what I mean? They all fit together! Argh, dammit, I will never decide.

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LEAST favourite Naruto pairings:

SakuSasu (I don't care what you say, this pairing sucks! (millions of SasuSaku fans rush towards me) AAAH! Don't hurt me!)

KakashiIruka (shudder)

ANYTHING that involves Itachi! Die alone and unloved you bastard! (Millions --scratch that, billions)-- of Itachi-lovers run towards me with meat cleavers) NOOOOOOO! Okay, while we're on the topic of Itachi, I will say, okay, maybe he's not so terrible as, say...

(two hours later)

...okay, scratch that, I hate him uber all. But anyways. Everyone loves him except me, it seems, and I'm wondering why. Am I missing out on something? As far as I know, HE KILLED HIS FAMILY for no reason except to gainpower, and I don't see how people can like him after that. I'm honestly curious. I will retract my sayings about how much he sucks if someone sends me an email explaining why he's not so bad as I think and I understand. But please don't bother if you're just going to say because he's hot or something. Anyways, as a vilian, he's cool. I like hateable villians. So he's an awesome villian. But I like my heroes more, and when he hurts them... he DIES!

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Favourite Fruits Basket Pairings:

YukiTohru

KyoOc or KyoKag

ShigOc

HatsuOc (Me: MEEE! MEEE! ahem, cough. The other kazillions of anime dudes I worship did not hear that.)

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LEAST favourite Fruits Basket pairings:

anything yaoi

KyoTohru

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Harry Potter pairings I will just say that I totally support the ones that are happening at the end of the sixth book (n.n) and so I will skip onto the Tamora Pierce books, and all I have to say about those is that I like the ones Mrs. Pierce chose for Alanna and Daine, but I think Kel and Neal should have been together, grrr!

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Idiot tags over, I can keep talking about myself, right? Well, since you're so absolutely CAPTIVATED by me, I shall... er... hello? Hello...?