Author has written 10 stories for Sly Cooper, Legend of Zelda, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Hello people. I'm sorry I haven't updated in forever!

But I don't know when I'l lbe able too. Cause tomorrow I'm starting hishschool.

But I'll try to improve on everything.

Yeah I sorta changed my name again...going through some things so I thought I'd change it to fit me. Hopefully freedict.com works. So yeah seriosuly, people, I may change something but the word, Meowzi stays so all ya have to do is type Meowzi to find me. Nothing else!

Uh-oh, it's here!

Correction, I'm starting school TOMORROW! OMG! LIFE! ...

Well I'm half excited half sorta not, of starting school tomorrow, but I shall face it no matter what! Hopefull this year I'l lget closer to finding out what I want to do with my life, for that is my silent goal.

Thing I forgot what to call it.

Well summer is drawing to a close, I'm starting school in about two weeks. I know my updates have been pitiful but it's been a weird summer. Hopefully I can start up "a new time a new theif 2" but there might e some major plot changes. It all depends on whether my friend is up to writing it with me or not. But I guess I can still write it with out her help, but it won't be as original as I'd hope if it comes to that.

I've faced some insecurities over this summer, must be the whole turning 14 thing. At first it wasn't affecting me, but I guess I can't dodge teen angst no matter what I do. Aw-well hopefully SCHOOL will help! Ain't that sad? I'm depending on school for help.

I also want to get back to my old comp life, story writer and Sly and all. But IGN as practicly died, FF.net is growing without me, and this Sonic franchise is like "AGH DIE! NO DON'T DIE! YES DIE! DON'T DIE! ARGH!"

sigh Guess the future shall show what will happen next. good bye.

Sudden change in story for "A.N.T A.N.T 2" go read it

Something we should all sing

This ain't a song for the broken-hearted

No silent prayer for the faith-departed

I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd

You're gonna hear my voice

When I shout it out loud

It's my life

It's now or never

I ain't gonna live forever

I just want to live while I'm alive

(It's my life)

My heart is like an open highway

Like Frankie said

I did it my way

I just wanna live while I'm alive

It's my life

This is for the ones who stood their ground

For Tommy and Gina who never backed down

Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake

Luck ain't even lucky

Got to make your own breaks

It's my life

And it's now or never

I ain't gonna live forever

I just want to live while I'm alive

(It's my life)

My heart is like an open highway

Like Frankie saidI did it my way

I just want to live while I'm alive

'Cause it's my life

Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

It's my life

And it's now or never
'

Cause I ain't gonna live forever

I just want to live while I'm alive

(It's my life)

My heart is like an open highway

Like Frankie said I did it my way

I just want to live while I'm alive

It's my life

And it's now or never

'Cause I ain't gonna live forever

I just want to live while I'm alive

(It's my life)

My heart is like an open highway

Like Frankie saidI did it my way

Ijust want to live while I'm alive

'Cause it's my life!

Here are some pics of my characters!

My friend drew this a long time ago. It's Kari Cooper!

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Meowzi/Karipic.gif

Another friend of mine drew this (the pose is a bit OOC but o-well) It's Meowzi Mirrorzi!

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Meowzi/MeowziM.gif

Summer yet still nothing

Hello fellow FF.net writers! It's summer time and everyone knows what that means! More time on the comp! lol...

WEll not really, I don't know how I'm going to write the next chapters. The person who truly inspires me for everything I do on the comp is on vacation. And I'm going to Michigan soon too. And I can't find the song I need for the next chapter of "Teacher's Pet"

So if any of my fans are out there reading this, please send words of advice and encouragement. I really need em.

FYI Writer's block SUCKS!

Meowzi's update thingy

Well right now I'm at my cousin's house, yeah.

To say the least I'm bored. But I'm always bored.

The girl vid may not come up anytime soon. Sorry

Awhile ago I found out I'm not the only Meowzi on the internet. Someone on fictionpress is called it too, just because she didn't know how to spell "Meowy" at the time.

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And then of course I find out that meowth on pokemon that Meowzth from team rocket liked in that one show is called Meowzi

I AM THE ORIGINAL MEOWZI! GRRRRRRRRRRRR! I DID NOT TAKE THE NAME FROM ANYWHERE! I GOT IT FROM THE SKY!

So yeah just to point out that I did NOT take the name "Meowzi" from anywhere

Most recently I've become into Sonic the hedgehog WOOT! And I did a story of him, well mostly of a new character and Shadow really. hehe

That's it for today bye!

Hi

Yo! Right now I'm bored. Crap is going on in my other computer so can't write stories. But now I got two internet computers!

Anyways I was just dropping by FF.net and I sorta felt that feeling I got long ago about it. Sorta like that Saturday mourning feeling! Which it is Saturday mourning but that's not the point!Point is, FF.net is growing on me again so (once I can) I'm going to write stories! But for now silence!

eh-em.

Ok.

XD

Well today I watched SONIC X! Yeah WOOT! But today it had SHADOW! He's like my most favorite charcter! He so cool!

Well I'm off! Bye-bye!

Meowzi's Report. 12/14/05

Hey! Woot. I am in a nervous wreck! I was just at my school doing a concert thing! I was a cello player in the beginning strings! We played one song, but I was still nervous! But we played good! I also heard "the little drummer boy" and "Polar Express"! Really good!

Two days until Christmas break! YES! Then it's two weeks of vacation! NO SCHOOL! YES! Can't wait! Well see ya people!

Peace out!

Meowzi's Report.11/30/05

Short report people! Let's see, christmas coming YAY! Haven't been to FF.net in awhile. Boo. Anyway on furcadia please whisper me! My name is "Meowzi" . DUH! Working on that new form of TYing lines! Well I guess the title will change so o-well. Also working on "Oh! No! Real People!" as it's the next one on my list! Well hope you all had a nice thanksgiving! mine was boring. Time for school:P! See-ya!

Meowzi's Report 11/4/05

Today I went to a school dance! Bla bla bla. I'ma listening to this CD called "Livin Blivin."! It's a Cd with really old songs! Weird. o.O! But I like it! Even weirder! O.O! Hmmmmmm...great songs really! Made a villian after one! Here's HER profile!

Name: Hitokuijinshu (Japanese for "Cannibals")

Species: Cat

Sex: Female

Age: 2 thousand.

Weapon: Two curved knives. The Sono Naifus of Zetsumei (Japanese for The knifes of death)

Story: A demon locked up in a tomb, in Egypt. Long ago Japanese warriors had killed her with the "Aikuchi of Jinsei" (Japanese for Dagger of Life). The Emperor ordered that she were to be dragged to as far as the warriors could to the most foreign place in the world. The warriors were able to go to the harsh lands of Egypt and created a tomb to hold her in. The tomb has been buried under the great sand. Legend has it that if the tomb is open, Hitokuijinshu, would break out and feed on the blood and bones of everything in existence.

This is written on the stone door to the tomb.

多くの世紀の5 月この惨めなボディ位置および決して再度上昇肉に与えるべき このドアの注意に皇帝の警告来る5 月はすべてこの墓を開けるか、または多くの骨組を見ること準備ができた取ることを敢えてしない。

(Japanese writing in

May for many centuries

this wretched body may lay

And never rise again

To feed upon flesh

May all who come upon this door

Heed the warning of the Emperor

Do not dare to open this grave

Or take ready to see many skeletons.

If anyone likes it are has comments my email is meowzithecat@hotmail.com Love to hear your guy's comments on her!

I'm trying to work on the next chapter of "Teacher's Pet." So far, it's filled with...humor. o.o; It's very strange, yet funny! Haven't finished it yet though! Well can't think of anything else. Soooo, BYE!

Meowzi's report 10/16/05

Ok! HI PEOPLES! Well guess where I've been the last 4 days! SAN DIEGO! I went to Sea World and San Diego Zoo! And I went to Hollywood! WOOT!

Midnight: Why did you keep singing that dreadful song everytime you and your brother saw that stupid sign in the mountains.

Three reasons!

1. We were excited to finally see the "Hollywood" sign.

2. We were bored.

3. Uuuuh...we were excitedly bored! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh and I BEAT SLY 3! YAAAY and WAAAAAAAH! I hate the ending! And I love it! I HATLEY LOVE IT!

Midnight: You can stop that now!

No I can't. WEEEE! I'm excited and hyper! And I have to go to bed soon. So anyways, glad to be back! I'll try working on the next chapter of "New Partner 2: The Gema Del Nino" ! Well bye! Sorry this report was so short!

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Meowzi's report: 10/7/05

Heh, well things are good! I got detention today! And when I told my friends I got detention they all went wide-eyed, dropped their jaws and said, "YOU, got detention!" Somehow I think everyone thinks I'm a "Goody-Goody-two-shoes"

Midnight: No da, your own friends in Florida called ya that!

-.-; Shut up. Oh and yesterday my Uncle came! All the way from Michigan! And when me and my brother got back from Karate we beat eachother up (Me and my brother I mean!)! I beat my brother goooood!

Midnight: He's a wimp!

Yeah he is. Hold up now! This is my report! GET OUT!

Midnight: Hey, you wanna let ME make MY own report?

No! Nooooooooo!

Midnight: I didn't think so.

Grrrrrrr. Well, schools good yadda yadda yadda sorry about the stories! I updated "A new time, a new thief." and I've planned to work on "Tying Lines" but my friends keep bugging me about "Oh! No! Real People!". God, I think they only like it cause their in it! Well, that's it for today! Bye-bye, peoples!

Midnight: This was brought to you by, Meowzi's boredom! She's was so bored, she did this report!

MIDNIGHT:Wacks Midnight with a stick:

Midnight: OW! HEY!

:Shakes head: Well see-ya later!

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By the way, I have AIM so INSTANT MESSAGE ME! PLEASE! I love talking to people, so feel free to chat! My name is "Gothic Meowzi" on it!

A bit about me. Like anybody cares.

Name: JoLee G.

Age: 14 (WOOT!)

Species: Human (Female)

Hair color: Dirty blonde. You know Hermonie from Harry Potter? My hair is just like her's!

Eye color: Hazel

Height: 5 feet 2 inches

Weight: Yeah right, like I'm going to tell you! Your lucky you even got my age!

Usually wears: Whatever is in my closet. Usually jeans and T-shirts!

Pers.: Quiet but I can also be weird! Okay I curse A LOT now, so kill me! I act very weird, sometimes sane sometimes INsane! I can get stubborn and rude some times too! But I'm also a good freind! I guess.

Favorites:

Music: Anything with a beat! (And minimul curse words) Green Day, Disney, Good Charlotte, My chemical romance, anime music, Ateens.

Books: Winging it, the Harry Potter series, the Series of Unfornate events series and Dear Dumb Diary (series)!

Games: Sly Cooper, Legend of Zelda, Klonoa, Spyro, Kindom Hearts, Sonic adventure 2, and Soul Caliber II!

Food: Noodles in tomatoe sauce and Pizza

Drinks: Root beer

Colors: Black and pink. I've recently figured out hot pink is that LIGHT pink. And pink is the one I like. The dark pink!

Shows: Invader Zim, Pokemon, Fairly Odd parents, Case Closed, Full metal alchemist, Inuyasha, Sonic X

Not favorites (or dislikes):

Music: Those rapping songs with the bad words in them!

Books: School books! YUCK!

Games: Most recently "The Punisher" we got that for my dad and even he hated it!

Food: Meatloaf and cheeseburgers. (Though I like burgers! With no cheese!)

Drinks: Beer. I tried it. Hated it. AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!

Colors: The light, light pink! And any other light, light color!

Shows: Every show they show on adult swim! Except for Case Closed and a couple of other anime shows

Here's some places where you can find me!

http://www.fictionpress.com/~meowzi

http://users.ign.com/about/Meowzi?boards=ign

http://meowzi.sheezyart.com/

http://www.fanartcentral.net/profile.php?aid=Meowzi

ALTER EGO! (Dude! I've finally made one cause I need one cause I'm a lazy b! BLEH! So read it or not your choice!)

Name: Meowzi

Age: 12

Species: Cat-demon

Mates: No one

Crushes: Sly Cooper, Felix Aris Gatas, Carmen Cooper (haha old man XD; ) and Sonic the hedgehog,

Weapons: Sword, bow and arrow and magic

Desc: Black cat with pink hair and some parts are pink (tips of ears and tail) Dark green ears, Red shirt with one long sleeve that is black and one short sleeve. Black pants and black/red/pink shoes. Pink scarf tied on my tail.

My stories

New Partner, the remake:

As Carmelita brews about the past her chief gives her a new assignment. Carmelita has to be in charged of a kid who's going to be her new partner on account of a school project! Falling down cabinets, runaways, and great heights is in the future, and of course, a certain raccon theif!

Status: Finished! The sequel is up!

Teacher's pet, the remake:

When Sly Cooper sneaks into a museum he gets an unsuspected meeting with a theif in training, Meowzi Mirrorzi. When Meowzi's mom insists on Sly teaching Meowzi how to be a theif all hell breaks loose. DDR competions, dancing the tango, dreams of the past and clockwerk parts are what await the two theives. As their adventure rolls, a secret is shown, but it's true meaning, let's hope to find it out!

Status: Not done yet.

Can't fall in love:

A song about two people who are confused about there feelings towards eachother.

Status: It's a stinking one chapter poem! So yeah it's done!

Do to a very unfornate event "Rock'a'smash" has been deleted from fanfiction. I shall miss it so! Stupid fanfiction people!

Yes, "Tying Lines" HAS been taken off, but don't worry, a new version will come up soon! It will be much better then the first version ever was!

Oh! No! Real people!

It's fic I made for my friends! They read it during lunch! XD! But they liked it so much I thought I'd give it a go on fanfiction! It's a bit random and stupid, but not by much. It's about me and some of my friends getting sucked up into Windwaker and we get powers! IT'S DOOMS DAY IN THE GREAT SEA!

A new time a new thief

The first chapter was writen in school! But I liked it! Kari, Sly's great great great great great great granddaughter (I actually don't know how many greats there suppose to be! XD!) has no idea she's related to thieves! Then she finds out and wants to learn how to be a theif! But their shall be trials ahead! Which include her mother! (XD!) Will she do it? If you did know, then you must be a mind reader!

New Partner 2: The Gema del nino

The sequel to "New Partner". Deep in a ruin in Spain is a gem of magical powers. Only the chosen one can open the door to the gem. One evil person is looking for this chosen one to get her hand on the mystical gem. Now up! YAAAAAAAAAAY!

Soon to come!YAY! I mean! BOO!

Teacher's Pet: Family secrets (coming after Teacher's pet)

Meowzi's life is good so far. Until a family secret turns her world upside down. Now Meowzi, Sly and some both new and old friends must band together to discover Meowzi's family most deepest, darkest secret. Does this secret have something to do with Sly's family too? When it's out you'll find out!

A new time, a new thief 2: Time Turners! (That sounds coool! Time Turners! Time Turners!)

KAri has been having a rough time. Every time she pulls off a heist she always sets off an alarm. Or falls. Or doesn't even pull a move right. But Kari is not giving up. When Kari and her team go for the Time turner stone, everything turns out normal. Break in, enter, accidently trip an alarm, flee. But when Kari discovers the secret of this oddly named stone her life is turned upside down, whens she sent to the past! Now Kari has to get back to her time and make sure she doesn't ruin the time she's in! If she does, she might dissapear forever!

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If you've read some of my stories (which you've probably have since your reading this!) you see someone called "Midnight" in my author talks! Here's a little info on him! He's a small 10-year-old cat with a BIG mouth! He was once part of a elusive gang called "The little kitty's of doom". Don't know what happen to the rest. Who knows, some might appear in my author talks one of these days!

Midnight: IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, AND SAY YOU DON'T, I WILL-

Slaps hand over Midnights mouth Sorry folks! Three people said they had no clue who he was, so he's a bit angry!

Midnight: DON'T ANY OF YOU READ THE DANG AUTHOR TALKS!

-.-;

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Pairings I support:

Robin/Starfire- W00T! They rock They are the PERFECT couple for each other!

Raven/Beast Boy- Another Love/Hate relationship! I love those kind! And come on! They got chemistry together!

Sly/Carmelita- One of the biggest Love/Hate relationships I have ever seen! They are so cool when together! Cop and thief! You can't get better than that! They have chemistry together and snapping dialogue!

Conan Edowgawa(Jimmy Kudo)/Rachel Moore- They are SO cute together! Even if Conan is really Jimmy now turned small their still awesome to watch together! One of these days Conan will turn back into Jimmy and then Jimmy and Rachel can love each other!

Zim/Gaz- GASP! It's true! I SEE THE LOVE THEY HAVE FOR EACH OTHER! Tiny psychotic alien and a scary goth video game addicted EARTH GIRL! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE IT!

My OCs!

Name:Meowzi Mirrorzi (NOT ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!)- Meowzi is a descedent of the Mirrorzi family, a fmaily of thieves much like the Coopers. Meowzi grew up with her mom in the Mirrorzi mansion, her dad died when she was young. In "Teacher's Pet" Meowzi, unwillingly, joins Sly and his gang to learn more about theiving. In "The life and times of Sly Cooper" (written by wolf heart of the forest) Meowzi and her new gang, Beijing and Tina, join Sly, Sofi the psychic and the gang as they gear up for the heist of the century, breaking into the Cooper vault!

Theme song: "Aoi Aoi Kono Hoshi Ni"

Age: 14 (Female)

Species: Cat. Gray fur and black stripes

Hair color: Dark brown

Eye color: Light green

Height: 5 feet and 3 inches

Weight: 129 pounds

Fav. color: Red

Fav. food: Pizza

Fav. drink: Coke-cola

Usually wears black to blend into the night. Usually tight sweats.

Fear: People thinking she's weak.

Occupation: Thief in training. (She'll go to school soon)

Pers.: A very stubborn cat. She tries very hard to prove she is a master thief. She's tough and never backs down without a fight.

Quote: "Mirrorzis don't need help from Coopers!

Name: Beijing Victie - Beijing was born in Beijing China but wasn't raised there. Both his parents were truck drivers who lived together. When his father joined with the Klaww gang as a secret truck spice shipper, Beijing's mother left him. Beijing always loved to read and learnas a child and always watched his dad drive, making him into an excellent driver and very smart man. In "Teacher's Pet" Beijing first appeared accidently bumping Meowzi into joining a DDR contest, and appeared later on at a ball and so on. In "The life and times of Sly cooepr" Beijing has joined up with Meowzi, Sofi,Sly, and the restto break into the Cooper vault

Age: 16 (Male)

Species: Black cat.

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Dark green

Height: 5 feet 4 1/2 inches

Weight: 130

Fav. color: Green

Fav. food: Spaghetti

Fav. drink: Pepsi

Usually wears balck. T-shirts and jeans.

Fear: Meowzi getting hurt.

Occupation: Part time driver for his dad in the Spice biz.

Pers.: Is very caring. He's the smartest in his class but not very agile, but he's still pretty quick on his feet. He isn't no pushover, even though he acts otherwise. He knows his way around social wise, but can't ever smooth talk a lady.He can also drive really good

Qoute: No qoute. ; ;

Name: Emily Johnson- Emily is a small white kitten who loves to play. She's hyper and very curious, but's even more so when she has sugar! She lives in PAric France, with her mom and dad, Molly and Arther, and her sister, Teslie, and her brother, Robert. In "New Partner the remake" Emily becomes Carmelita's new partner on account ofa school project, Emily then runs away and ends up in Sly's van! In "New Partner: The Gema Del Nino" Emil is kidnapped and it's up to Carmelita and Sly to save her!

Them: "Wake up Angel

Age: 6 (Female)

Species: White cat.

Hair color: Blonde

Eye color: Blue

Height: 2 feet and 2 inches

Weight:50 pounds

Fav. color: Pink

Fav. food: Candy

Fav. drink: Apple juice

Usually wears pink and white. T-shirts and skirts.

Fear: Nothing.

Occupation: Elementary school.

Pers.: Perky and spirited but can get really mad. She's always hyper and ready for an adventure. Warning: NEVER LET HER EAT SUGAR OR CAFFEINE! IT MAY BE THE LAST THING YOU DO!

Qoute: "Okey-dokey!"

Name: Sheva Solomen- Sheva loved video games and cartoons but was always picked on ecause of it. She'd always look up into the sky and think "What if there was life out there?" Soon her question is answered when two mysterious people come a knocking. (Story still being made)

Age: 13

Species: Human (Female)

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Blue

Height: 5 feet

Weight: 122

Fav. color: Sapphire

Fav. food: Pizza

Fav. drink: Root Beer

Like all humans she wears different clothes everyday, usually T-shirts and jeans.

Fear: Being different.

Occupation: School.

Pers.: A bit shy. She can get mean and demanding, but otherwise she's quiet. She always think there's nothing but earth and the other planets, but is shown something that changes her life forever. She's sometimes sarcastic at times.

Qoute: No qoute.

Name: Katrina Yia

Age: 14 (femanes (means female in Ying)

Species: Ying. (They look like humans!)

Hair color: Depends on her mood!

Eye color: Yellow

Height: 5 feet and 6 inches

Weight: 90

Fav. color: White

Fav. food: Halo berries

Fav. drink: gold spirit

White sleeved shirt and blue jeans.

Fear: The dark world.

Occupation: School.

Pers: She's got a bit of a temper but Katrina is caring. She comes from the world only known as the Ying world. She's like normal teens, except she doesn't have to worry about achne! (Because Yings are soooo perfect! Luckys)

Qoute: "DANG! We have to read books and go to classrooms but all Really's have to do is watch TV!"

Name: Sianta

Age: Coming near to a jillionth. (mela. (male in Ying)

Species: Yi

Fur color: White fur

Eye color: Golden

Height: 3 feet. 5 when he gets on his hind legs.

Weight:300 pounds

Fav. color: White.

fav. food.:Tiamross ribs.

fav. drink: Water.

Wears nothing. He's an animal.

Fear: He fears nothing, or so he says. He's a bit afraid of his older brother but is more afraid of "The end" which is a story about "The Outlet" getting bored with the worlds and destroying everything. Yes, "The Outlet" can do that!

Occupation: Guarding the Ying world.

Pers. Stubborn.

Qoute: "Yi's are of pure light, Ya's are of pure darkness. Neither are evil or good."

Name: Kari Cooper- Kari is the great great great (lots of greats) descendent of Sly Cooper. She grew up in Paris and never knew of her family secret. Kari has the fur of a raccon with a hint of orange, which makes her a outcast in school. Her only friends, are Amanda Mirrorzi and Jenny Johnson, both of which are always there for her. In"A new time a new thief" Kari discovers the secret of her family and goes out to become a thief with the help of her friends.

Theme: "Growing of my heart"

Age: 12

Species: Raccoon with orangish fur (female)

Hair color: Blue

Eye color: Brown reddish color

Height: 5 feet

Weight: 99

Fav. color: Blue

Fav. food: Pizza

Fav. drink: Coke

Usually wears blue clothes

Fear: Letting her ancestors down and of Clockwerk

Occupation: Theif in training

Pers.: Kari has spunk and a will of her own, and she's always there for her friends. The only thing that gets her down is he inability as a thief.

Qoute: "This is going to be fun!"

Name: Roberto- Roberto is the great great (more greats) descendent of Neyla! He was raised with his family's stories of how close his ancestor got to becoming immortal and was almost killed by someone from the Cooper family. Roberto seeked out revenge for his ancestor and along with Clarena they became a dangerous team. In "A new time a new thief" Roberto almost exceeds on getting revenge on the Cooepr clan but something pops out. PErhaps his own heart?

Age: 15

Species: Purple tiger

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Green

Height: 6 feet 2 inches

Weight: 109

Fav. color: Black

Fav. food: pizza

Fav. drink: coke

Usually wears black clothes and a black and red shale

Fear: Failure of anything.

Occupation: Thief

Pers.: roberto is mysterious but likes to joke around alot. You can't be too sure around this guy.

Qoute: no qoute

Favorite lines

"Damn it I hate it whens she right!"- Shadow the hedgehog, (during an RP)

"In the words of Felix Aris Gats! F you!"- me and my friend during math

" ANgels are EVIL!"

"Specially when they suddenly appeared in Im chats.
It's like Satan in backwards records."

"O_o
EH?
GOD IS MOLESTING THE CHATROOMS! D:"-random chat.

"I THINK YOU HURT THE TV'S FEELINGS!"- Rachelle from "Oh no real people"

"Ah! what am I doing? Hello!"- my cousin playing 2p on Sly 3

"JESUS CHRIST IS THAT A BANNA!"- me (random thought)

"Babble and drool"- Brit

"It's all fun and games until the flying monkey attacks."- me and brit (from a shirt)

"Oh look I made her laugh. And choke."- Felix (on an IM with me talking and Winged typing)

"Now what are we going to do today to annoy and/or bug people?" - Britley (my friend on the bus)

"I wish!I wish! I wish I had a fish!"- me and freinds

"It's a-" "what is it?" "It's a-" "What is it?" "It's a-" "WHAT IS IT!" "...It's a...I forgot." - Me and my friends basing something off IZ

"Don't wanna be an American Idiot!"
"Too late!" - Me and a friend.

"Einstein once said, the more you look at the universe the more you see yourself. The more I see myself the more I relize- I could use a comb."- My friend Brit!

"Grrrrrrr!"
"Arrrrr!"
"YAY!"
"WOOT!"- Me and another friend oO;

"Gothic Meowzi: Matts scaring me.
soaringdragons13: me too
Gothic Meowzi: scary.
soaringdragons13: he's scaring himself too"- me and my friend during talking in AIM.

"Beware the zombie hand for it shall flick you off!"- Me (at school after an incident after math class)

"Going to Mcdonalds to buy a salad is like going to a crack house to buy medicine."- Keenan- a kid at school. (During gym)

"Look mister crab! I don't even like seafoo-WAAUGH!"- Edward Elric "Fullmetal alchemist: the broken angel"

"YAAAY! BRAINS!"- Gir (Invader Zim)

"YOU are a total, total--a word has yet to be invented to describe how totally - whatever it is - you are, but you ARE one, and a total, total one at that!"- I forget! XD!

"Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!"--Homer "Treehouse of Horror VII"

"As the goodman saith, so say we; But as the goodwife saith, so it must be."--J. Ray "English Proverbs"

"Better an open enemy than a false friend."--17th Century Proverb

"A friend is never known till needed."- 16th century proverb

"He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawed off shotgun."--Steady Eddy

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."--Herb Caen

"There are three types of people is this world. Those who can count and those who can't."--Unknown

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first."--Albert Einstein

"I am the iron dragon which no sword can undo. I eat the small, the pure, the young and spit their bones at you!" - Some guy playing a dragon in a play. (Catherine called Birdy.)

"Scared Potter?" "You wish."-Malfoy and Harry (Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets)

"Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!" "What?" "Nothing."- Me (random)

"You lie! You lie! YOU LIIIIIIIE!"- Zim (Invader Zim)

"Ok fellas!" "E-hem!" "And lady." "Thank you!"- Bently and Meowzi (Teacher's Pet)

"I haven't stolen anything...yet."- Sly (Sly 2: Band of Thieves)

"In the words of the immortle James Brown! Get down!" "James who?" - Ozzy and Drix (Osmosis Jones)

"Pigs. Evil pigs!" -Little Suisy (Killfrog.com)

"And that's why I like to scroll! With scroll buttons!" -Strong bad (Homestarrunner.com)

"Just how I like it! Extra disgusting!" -Ozzy (Osmosis Jones)

"Why do you hit so hard?" -Ozzy (Osmosis Jones)

"What's that sound? I think it's the sound of no one caring!"- Eddy (Ed, Edd, and Eddy) (My friend Jimmy says it too!)

"I like choooclate milk!"- Cheese (Foster's Home) (Also my friend Jimmy!)

"Do do do do do do do do do do do!"-Rachelle (my friend) (Random Twilight zone)

"I hate stupid questions." "Here's a stupid question! Why is the sky blue?" "Cause your father tried to paint it pink!"- Mom and me (On the road in Michigan)

"Look at the size of that bird!" "Aaa! It is twitching!"-Ed (Ed, Edd, and Eddy)

"But I'm allergic to tomatoes!"-Bentley (Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.)

"Arg matey, I forgot me number two pencil for the scan trone test!"- Sly (Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.)

"Just leave your shark friends behind, they freak me out!"- Bentley (Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.)

"COOPER!" "HOLY SHIT! HEHEHEHEHE!"- Carmelita and ME! (Yes thet's what I said when she said that!) (Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.)

"Arg matey, her captain is a master thief! And a raccoon! We're all doomed!"- Me! (Playing Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.)

"LET'S COLLIDE INTO EACH OTHER!" "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" - Me and My brother (Playing 2P on Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.)

"The only good friends, are the one's that put you down!"- Me .(Playing Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.) (I have no idea why I said that! XD!)

"I found my brother's memory card, he said I lost it. But how could I have lost it into the tape rewinder?"- me

"THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO J WALK YOU @$$!"-Felix Aris Gatas (Legend of Light)

"Oh that's great Carmen, great. I'll just sit tight here, CONSIDERING I CAN"T GO ANYWHERE!"- Felix Aris Gatas (again) (Legend of Light)

FELIX ARIS GATAS IS THE CUTEST AND FUNNIEST AND AWESOMESS CAT IN THE WORLD! HE IS MINE AND ONLY MINE (Well, literally, Winged Sence owns him) BUT HE IS MINE! I LUV HIM AND NOBODY ELSE!