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Author has written 9 stories for Inuyasha, South Park, Forgotten Realms, and Song of the Lioness. Hello...just a gal with a passion for writing. Age: ... Hair: black Eyes: green, sometimes blue, brown specks, and if you look at them sideways, they seem gold. Looks: Short, pale, and freckled You know you live in Los Angeles when: 1. Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift randomly show up at your school to film their newest movie... And then they shoot the same scene for six hours straight (I'm not joking) because they can't act... 2. Your friend went to see Lady Gaga at Best Buy just for fun, even though he doesn't really like her music. And then he got free pizza. 3. When the movie crews start moving into your school everyone is pissed off instead of excited, because they know it means that half the school will be blocked off for at least a day. 4. When Rachelle Lefevre (plays Victoria in Twilight) comes to donate clothes to your school's clothes drive. Top Reasons Why Gay Marriage Shouldn't be Allowed: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. 11) Having seperate but equal partnerships for gay couple is completely doable since, as we all know, it worked so well when we had seperate but equal schools for African Americans. 12) Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities. ... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage | |||||||
1. The Disappearing Well » reviewsKagome is hopelessly lost in the Western Lands. Will she find her way out, or will Sesshomaru ensnare her, first as a captive, then as a friend? Read and hopefully review to find out!Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,528 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 8-27-06 - Kagome & Sesshomaru2. March of the Black Queen reviewsDrizzt took a deep breath and prepared himself to do the one thing even the most stoic of straight male heroes would shy from: Propositioning two men." Oneshot.Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-5-09 - Drizzt D. & Jarlaxle - Complete3. Unexpected » reviewsCatti-brie didn’t understand the look until she glanced down. The baby...Catti nearly swooned." COMPLETEForgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 8-31-08 - Drizzt D. & Catti-brie - Complete4. My Life » reviewsThings like these only happen to me. Other Dogs get support from their families, pride. I get scorn. My name is Rebakah Cooper, and this is my life. Written because there are way too few Terrier stories.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 4-26-08 - Tortall5. The Many Facets of Artemis Entreri » reviewsReally self explanatory. Basically several different viewpoints and facets of the gem that is Artemis Entreri. Finished as is, but may be added on to when inspiration strikes. Enjoy!Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-08 - Artemis E. - Complete6. South Park Grows Up reviewsIn which exploration of what Kenny, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle would and wouldn't do to save the world ensues. Cartman goes on another power trip. Again. Warning: weirdness and hilarity await you! StanxKyle.South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-07 - Stan M. - Complete7. The Controversial Life of Kagome HigurashiWhen Kagome gets sent to an allgirls boarding school for her 'slipping' behavior, she is furious. We follow her struggles to fit in, make friends, contend with new situations, and maybe even find love in a lonely and alien environment.Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,034 - Published: 8-14-07 - Kagome8. The Curse of the Mysterious Object reviewsWhen a god gets bored, a lot of mischief can be played...and all at the expense of our favorite band of travelers. What will happen when your favorite characters get ahold of a little too much power?...dun dun dun...OneshotInuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete9. Once Upon a Rainy Day: A Kagome Story reviewsKagome gets bored on a rainy day...what will she do? More importantly, will Jaken ever recover from her indoor adventures? OneshotInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-06 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete