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since: 06-18-05, id: 835715, Profile Updated: 12-28-07
country: United States
Author has written 24 stories for Fruits Basket, Veronica Mars, Teen Titans, Bleach, Teen Titans, Princess Mononoke, Ouran High School Host Club, and Haruhi Suzumiya series.

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Here are some important things to know about AUDLEY:

~Her name is synonymous with OTAKU.

~ Currently considering entering a rehabilitation facility for a potentially fatal addiction to shojo (see below). The only available treatment is to read massive amounts of anything involving swords, robots, sports, or anything, or just anything that reeks of masculinity and testosterone, to balance out the estrogen surplus produced by such girly series AS: Full Moon wo Sagashite, Hana-Kimi, Ouran Host Club, Kodocha, Fruits Basket, Karin (Chibi Vampire), and Kare Kano, among others.

~Despite that addiction, she does enjoy other things besides anime and manga.

~ She enjoys reading, writing, and drawing. If she's lucky, she'll get a scanner one day and be able to post fanart that matches the fanfics she writes. Inspirations for fanfiction come sporadically; she can't tell if her muses are merely tempermental, permanently on vacation, or just lazy.

~ She will not tell you her age, height, weight, hair and eye color, breast size, or where she lives. In case you REALLY wanted to know.

~ Her range of anime, manga, TV shows, and especially books is quite broad, meaning that if you have something, she's probably already heard of it.

~ She can be found on various other websites such as: www.mangaupdates.com , www.deviantart.com , and www.bakaupdates.com

In case you think you could be addicted to shojo manga...

Symptoms include:

--An inclination to squee in a high-pitched voice at any given moment

--Random and often unexplained giggling

--Feeling as though you are on a constant sugar high

--The sudden appearance of "mental cavities" caused by an overdose of fluffy/cute/sweet

--Actual cavities (chocolate goes notoriously well with romantic comedies)

--A tendency to project romantic pairings or situations on whoever happens to be closest

--The urge to burst into song

--Striking romantic poses whenever the situation calls for it

If you think you could be addicted to shojo, please contact your nearest manga provider this instant and start reading shonen,or turn on your television and watch either something gory or a sports game. Series such as Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Trigun are recommended as a short term cure. A long-term cure has yet to be invented.

Other favorites: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Princess Tutu, Baccano!, Escaflowne, Paradise Kiss, and Lucky Star. Not to mention every Miyazaki movie ever made. And, oh yeah, Hey Arnold! is a big favorite. Absolutely.

12.29.07

Status: vaguely inactive. A ghost, if you will.

WERD to my beta Esbee and my good friend Sacre Bleu. They are kind enough to talk to me in their profiles, so I do the same for them. It just took me longer. Whatever I have to say to them, chances are I've already said it, so why bother putting it here?

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1. Confessions of a Control Freak reviews
Let the pieces fall where they may. Haruhi learns to let go and just live. [Slight HaruhixKyon][Slight spoilers]
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-15-07 - Complete
2. Touch reviews
Haruhi dreams in touch and taste. Introspective drabble, HaruhixEveryone.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-12-07 - Haruhi F. - Complete
3. On San » reviews
Flighty little drabbles about San. Some funny, some serious. COMPLETE.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-12-07 - Published: 7-8-07
4. Call it Love reviews
And neither is entirely sure what “it” is until the climax is reached, the peak of tension breached and broken wide: a sudden wide eyed look, a skipped heartbeat...[Oneshot, IchigoxRukia]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-8-07 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete
5. Survival Of The Fittest reviews
That’s all he can see. That’s all he wants to remember. Nothing else matters. Not the present, not the recent events that have changed Robin’s life forever, not the future, not anything. Robin PoV. Grossly outdated.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete
6. We Will Rock You reviews
Pun intended. Sequel to Terra and Me. Under the dirt there was blood.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-07 - Terra - Complete
7. Let Me Count The Ways reviews
Or, basically, how Kureno met Arisa...again and again and again. Oneshot fluff. Enjoy, all you KurenoxArisa shippers out there!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-6-07 - Kureno S. & Arisa U. - Complete
8. Safety reviews
The downside to sleeping with Ichigo, Rukia discovered, was that he tended to hog the covers on cold nights. Introspective drabble in Rukia's PoV. Spoilers for the Soul Society Arc. [IchigoxRukia]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-4-07 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete
9. Heat reviews
She’ll flow over him like smooth, cool silk and he’ll warm her from the inside out, fill her with heat so intense she’ll melt in his arms and forget she ever wanted to be winter. A short oneshot to warm your winter days. [Ichigo x Rukia]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-27-07 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete
10. So Jealous » reviews
A short, musical, somewhat spoilerish, YukixMachi, romantic, funny, angsty, finished and overall rather confusing three chaptered fic. Enjoy.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 5-30-06 - Machi K. & Yuki S. - Complete
11. Terra and Me reviews
[Slightly AUish] Things change, Beast Boy. The girl you want me to be is just a memory. A slightly unusual look at who Terra is based on the episode, 'Things Change.'
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-06 - Terra - Complete
12. Vegas Showgirl reviews
100 Percent Spoiler Free! Act NOW and it's yours for only 12 easy payments of REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW. Logan's musings on Veronica's true nature.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-06
13. Inanity » reviews
Oh, the drabbles that come from clichés! Kureno x Arisa, all of them. Very short, very clichéd, and very sweet. Hope you enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-16-05 - Published: 10-6-05 - Kureno S. & Arisa U.
14. Not Me reviews
[Spoilers] There's someone else, isn't there? I knew it. I've known it all along. Akito's thinking about Kureno. Drabbleish.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-05
15. Odoratae Candelae » reviews
It means 'Scented Candles' in Latin. Several vignettes from various points of view...and various noses. Are you ready for Chapter 7? That's what I thought! And here it is, baby!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-11-05 - Published: 8-3-05 - Kisa S.
16. Lost » reviews
Three little minifics on the clichés of being lost. Haru x Rin, all of them.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 10-20-05
17. Selfish reviews
My happiness comes from the happiness of the one I love. So all I can say is...Be happy, dear...A little onesided HanaTohru for all the shippers out there.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-05
18. Grated Cheese reviews
The next chapter is a story about Grated Cheese...Rated 'M' for gore. Not for the faint of heart...but it's kinda funny! In a Shigure way...
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-3-05
19. Give it Back reviews
I was always looking. I couldn't look away. Kureno...I love you. [KurenoxArisa][Drabble]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-30-05 - Kureno S. & Arisa U. - Complete
20. Happiest Day reviews
[PostCurse][KyoTohru] What is the happiest day in a man's life? Is it the day he achieves his life's goal? The day he marries the woman he loves? The day he becomes a father?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-6-05
21. The Most Dangerous Game reviews
Yuki is perfect. And nothing is more boring than perfection. [Kyo]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-30-05
22. Dog Breath reviews
Shigure is bored. And that, as we shall soon see, can be a very dangerous thing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-25-05 - Complete
23. Drowning reviews
A missing scene from book 2. It's New Year's, and Tohru is alone for the very first time.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-16-05
24. You and Me reviews
The song You and Me by Lifehouse. It is the perfect KyoxTohru anthem. If you are a fan of this pairing, read.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-14-05
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