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Author has written 30 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Hellsing, RENT, Saiyuki, Furi Kuri: FLCL, Misc. Anime/Manga, and D.Gray-Man. Hello everyone! With the arrival of Midget's (thats me) new anime/manga/other obsessions and every-changing moods, as well as her ANNOYING SCHOOL SCHEDULE, this profile is being... COMPLETELY REDONE! yay. For those who want to find me, stalk me, thank me, yell at me, or ask me what I'm currently obsessed with... -coughcoughBLEACHcoughcough- -coughcoughNARUTOcoughoucgh -coughcoughROZENMAIDENcoughcough- -cough- Get this woman some cough drops! ~~~desu~~~ You can find me on deviantArt as pinescentedbubble. On Gaia as Un-chan. ~~~desu~~~ Yes, I deleted 'Shinigami's Day Off'. Why? Well, it was wrote before I was really 'into' Bleach, and the Quincy-bashing, albeit funny, was a little offensive, seeing as I absolutely adore Ishida-kun now. I'm gonna make more Bleach fics. So just sit your ass down and drink your goddamn tea. Notes Who is Fullmidget Alchemist and what's changed since she was last here I love UKITAKE. I love GIN. I love Kurtis more. I still hate milk. DeidaraxTobi is hot. I'm not afraid of 'real' yaoi anymore. I'm still 5 feet tall. I've got a lot to do this summer, but I will be updating more. I am a dork. I wear glasses. Rimless, rectangular glasses. I have insomnia. In case anyone has picked up on it in my stories and the newest chapters of my old stories, yes I've been to 'that website' with 'those forums' and 'all those damn memes'. And I like it. I'm a band geek. I'll play in any type of band except Marching Band. So help me, if you ask me things about marching band I will slap you. I will reach through the computer and slap you. I am not in marching band, I never have been in marching band, and I never will be in marching band. Especially seeing as I started coughing up blood after one of the practices. I love science. I hate Professor Hojo. I hate Aizen. I wish Rhode Camelot was a guy. But Tyki Mikk will do for me. I wish L would wear a miniskirt someday. Or Mello. Or Ukitake. I regularly attend anime conventions in Florida, so if you'd ever like to see my awesome cosplay, check them out! I cuss more than Tayuya. Besides Ukitake, the other dudes in Bleach I like are Ishida Uryuu, Ishida Ryuuken, Yumichika, Gin, Ulquiorra, Szayel-Porro, Renji, and Zaraki. I like Winx Club. Get over it. I'm a prude when it comes to site rules. Meaning, say, on Neopets, if you're doing something even slightly reportable, I'm gonna report you. I want sites to stay safe and fun, and so that will include FF.net. I ignore illiterate people. Usually. I'm a genius in more ways than one. I don't boast, but seriously. If you think I'm smarter than you, I probably am. So just leave my brain alone and stop poking it. (That means you, mad-scientists Mayuri, Aizen and Hojo! Szayel-Porro if allowed to, though, because he's sexeh.) My bestest friends are Alissa, Annica, Melody, Ashely, Lauren, Lauren, Kayla, Marie, Priscilla, Cedes, Carol, Kirara, and yada yada yada I have way too many friends so yesh. I collect miniature pots of jam and jelly, like the ones found at the Sheraton in Tampa. PS: PLEASE READ, ALL 'ASK AKATSUKI' FANS: DO NOT SEND YOUR QUESTIONS BY EMAIL ANYMORE! I WILL NOT USE THEM IF YOU DO! SEND THEM BY REVIEWING THE CHAPTER! -cough- | |||||||||
1. Tobi Torture » reviewsFun times all around when the Akatsuki find new and exciting ways to torture everyone's favourite ninja Tobi! The end is nigh! Tobi's in Akatsuki now, Itachi's blind, Deidara's fanboying over Ishida from Bleach, and Kakuzu has...problems. R&R!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 6-17-06 - Itachi U. - Complete2. Sasuke vs Random People! » reviewsThats right, I'm making Sasuke fight random people from cartoons, anime, manga, etc. Do not read if you are a Sasuke fangirl. Includes tea parties, Axel, Integra's STFU NOOB bat, cheese sandwiches, and more!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 9-28-06 - Sasuke U.3. Regrets : Crybaby Ninja Side reviewsObito remembers, and forgives. Part two of a two part fanpoetry series.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-07 - Kakashi H. & Obito U. - Complete4. Regrets : Fanged Lightning Side reviewsKakashi dwells too much on the past, on his memories, and on his mistakes. Flames will be used to cook my popcorn.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-07 - Kakashi H. & Obito U. - Complete5. All in the Name of Randomness » reviewsWhat do you get when you fill a house with random anime and manga characters? Ch. 9! The crew makes a shopping list and goes to Costco! Itachi eats TV dinners, Deidara is..Deidara, and Envy's in a shopping cart! Smidgents of ItachixOC...lots of randomnessNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 6-12-06 - Itachi U. - Complete6. Red Moon Rising reviewsNo summary, bummer eh? You'll just have to read to find out, but I can guarantee the pairing will be strange! Hints of KabuShizu. Please review!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-12-06 - Deidara & Tsunade S. - Complete7. Moonlight Serenade » reviewsShe was supposed to be nothing more than another addition to the Sound arsenal, but the young woman soon grew to mean more to them, especially one bluehaired Sound Four member. SakonxOC.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 7-21-06 - Sakon8. Loss of Innocence reviewsForgive and forget, thats what everyone seems to say. But its hard to forget your past mistakes when there's a constant reminder etched into your forehead. Allencentric.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-7-06 - Complete9. Seasons of LoveAngel Dust short oneshot. A year has passed since Yuina last saw Seraph. How has she changed, and how has she remained the same? Review please!Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Published: 7-23-06 - Complete10. Explosive FreedomI was trapped in a world of sin and chaos, and you freed me. Oneshot Speed Grapher fic from Kagura's POV. R&R please.Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Published: 7-21-06 - Complete11. In His Arms reviewsThe fierce looking young woman traced her fingers over the lines on the young man's face, wanting to kiss him goodbye for the last time. HanaxItachi oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-21-06 - Hana I. & Itachi U. - Complete12. Tsubaki no Mai reviewsSpeed Grapher oneshot. Kagura always loved to dance. And when her life changed directions, she kept on dancing, even through the darkest times. Yes, this summary sucks. R&R.Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-06 - Complete13. Return of Full Mental Alchemist » reviewsA collection of randomness...CHAPTER 5 is finally here! Roy seems to be having a bad day. Watermelon smashing, hospital visits, spiders, and many more things await him on his worst day ever! Review Please!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 11-23-0514. The Chronicles of Envy and Deidara » reviews..or, the madness of the clay! Deidara and Envy are bored, and decide to do Envy's hair! Chapter 1 in memory of Full Mental Alchemist. No, not EnvyxDeidara.Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 7-2-0615. It's a Child's Life reviews..or, The Adventures of Sakon and Ukon! You know them as members of the Sound Four, but what was their life like when they were children? Chapter 1! Sakon and Ukon's first day at school, and they make a new friend named Deidara!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-12-06 - Sakon & Deidara16. Endless Sands reviews20 years ago, he left his village. Upon his return, he knew he would never leave again. Oneshot sad little fic about Sasori. Sasoricentric. R&R.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-7-06 - Sasori - Complete17. Yes, I'm Bored reviewsWhen Naruto characters get bored, what do they do? Chapter 1! Sound Five Hula Party with special guest...Yondaime Kazekage!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-0618. Hit Me with Your Best Shot reviewsA year has passed. Naota is even more silent, and a vibrant young woman attempts to break that silence. No, not NaotaxOC. R&R please.Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-06 - Complete19. Puppet reviewsShort little poem. Maybe its Kankurou...maybe its Sasori...not really sure. Very short summary. My first poem here, R&R.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-30-06 - Kankuro & Sasori - Complete20. Addict reviewsOneshot. The night came and went like every other night, soundlessly and peacefully. The eyes of one would never again see the troubles of tomorrow...CHARACTER DEATH OMG.Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-06 - Gojyo S. - Complete21. Human Angel reviewsOne shot sad little fic about the life of Angel up until his death. I edited it because some of the dates were screwed up, and it might still be messed up. But I hope you like it!RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-06 - Angel D. - Complete22. Fun with Hellsing reviewsAlucard's life couldn't get any more boring...so what happens when three girls from an anime club show up on his doorstep with 'We Love Hellsing' on their foreheads? Fun times ahead!Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-0623. Free reviewsOneshot sad, short little fic about why Uchiha Itachi killed his best friend. Rated T to be safe. Umm..yeah, this is a short summary.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-18-06 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete24. Swimming Lessons reviewsEdward has always hated summer, but what happens when two very kindhearted sisters offer to help him learn to swim? Includes Azumanga Daioh references and Envy! Mild EdxOC.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-06 - Edward E. - Complete25. Who Am I? reviewsREVISED EDITION! How can you know who people are, when you don't even know yourself? Tobi regains his past memories and discovers that people aren't always who they seem to be...Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-06 - Obito U. - Complete26. Welcome Home reviewsOneshot. Uchiha Itachi is far from being a lonely man. ItachixOC. Rated for some sexual content. If you don't like, don't read. STILL SUCK AT SUMMARIES!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 6-12-06 - Itachi U. - Complete27. Chasing Death reviewsOneshot Angst Romance fic about Kaguya Kimimaro. Includes character death and KimimaroxOC. NON YAOI! I still suck at summaries, and apparently titles too.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-11-06 - Kimimaro - Complete28. The Chronicles of Life and Death » reviewsThis is my second fic. When two sisters lose their limbs in the attempted transmutation of their dead friend, what happens in the aftermath? Yes I know that the idea has probably been done many times but I don't care. Flames will be used to light candlesFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-18-05 - Published: 7-10-0529. Lonely reviewsOneshot songfic I made out of pure boredom. I suck at summaries, but just read it! EdxOC. Flames will be used to light fireworks on the 4th of July.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-2-05 - Edward E. - Complete
