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| Jemascola |
Author has written 55 stories for Child's Play, Gilligan's Island, Brady Bunch, King Of The Hill, Family Guy, Misc. Cartoons, Simpsons, Hey Arnold, Beavis and Butt-Head, Brave Little Toaster, Rocko's Modern Life, Toy Story, All In The Family, Arthur, Garfield, Misc. Games, Misc. Tv Shows, Solitaire, Sesame Street, Ned's Declassified SSG, Thomas the Tank Engine, Drake & Josh, Fairly OddParents, Full House, SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairy Tales, Minesweeper, Warcraft, and Married with Children. Hello, everyone, my name is Joe, and I've been really interested in writing stories since I was a little kid. Though I don't write quite as much as I used to, I still have a little creative juice in my brain that allows me to make fan-fics. I am thinking about getting a degree in the field of medicine and maybe get a job as a pharmacist. I also like electronic gadgets (especially computers) and gizmos. Right now, I am trying to learn many different languages - mainly Russian. I often review stories I read, especially ones that I am interested in. I hope you like my stories, everyone. I'll look forward to reading & reviewing yours, too. Thank you for viewing my profile. -Joe If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal and be done with it, copy and paste this in your profile. ABOUT ME Name: Joe Religious Beliefs / Political Interests: Christian, Baptist / Moderate Height / Weight: 5' 3" / 120 pounds Hair color / Eye color: Brown / blue MEDIA Favorite Music Genre(s): Country, Rock, Alternative Rock, and Pop. Favorite Artists: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Rednex, The Beatles, Weezer, Enya, and Dallas Green. Favorite TV Shows: Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, Married...with Children, Family Guy, South Park, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, and The Brady Bunch. Favorite Movies: The Back to the Future series, the Child's Play series, Clueless, My Cousin Vinny, Pay It Forward, Shallow Hal, The Girl Next Door, The Ringer, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Tommy Boy. Favorite Actors/Actresses: Jason Alexander, Danny DeVito, Jack Black, Joe Pesci, Tiffany Thornton, Jerry Trainor, and Chris Farley. QUOTES "I have the answer, I just can't find it." "I should be locked in the looney bin." UPCOMING STORIES "Andy's New Toy" - A Toy Story fan-fic. Andy gets a new toy - a Good Guy doll named Chucky. Takes place in the '90s, around the same time as Child's Play 3 (though in this story arc, Child's Play 3 never happened). "Unmarried...with Children" - A Married...with Children fic. Kelly learns that she is pregnant. "The Return Of An Old Friend" - A "Garfield" fic. Lyman makes a surprise return after his mysterious absence. But will things be the same at Garfield's house? "I Was a Teenage Sponge" - A SpongeBob SquarePants fic. After accidentally being injected with sponge plasma, Gary becomes a sponge. This is the sequel to the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "I Was a Teenage Gary." I was originally working on this in the spring of 2009 but decided to cancel the story. I got back to work on it again in late 2009 and hoped to upload it by the end of the year but pretty much didn't feel like working on it. I will, however, try to have the story done before the year is over. | |||||||
1. Unmarried with Children » reviewsThe Bundy family learns that Kelly is pregnant.Married with Children - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-11 - Kelly B.2. The Exorcism of Chucky reviewsAndy Barclay performs an exorcism on Chucky.Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-09 - Complete3. Archie's Vote reviewsArchie and the other characters are in the year 2008 and are debating about who to vote for President in 2008.All In The Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-24-08 - Complete4. Chickenpox » reviewsBeavis and Butt-head get the chickenpox but don't even realize it.Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete5. A Peasant's Journey reviewsThis is a short story about a peasant from Warcraft II who wanders away from the city and discovers an Orc settlement.Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete6. I Did It reviewsA poem about my longawaited victory with Minesweeper. Blank Verse.Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-26-06 - Complete7. Little Red Warrior »A different account of the Little Red Riding Hood story is told.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,606 - Published: 12-23-06 - Complete8. Legally Adult reviewsA short story about what happens after Meg turns 18.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-23-06 - Meg G. & Quagmire, G. - Complete9. True Love reviewsOne day, Plankton meets a female of his species, and he dates her, unbeknownst to Karen, his computer wife.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-06 - Complete10. Gloomy and Suicidal » reviewsStephanie goes to school and meets a suicidal boy. He convinces her that life is not worth living, and Stephanie decides to become suicidal as well.Full House - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-20-06 - Complete11. Arlen Mowerthon 2006 » reviewsHank and his friends prepare for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. However, he is in the shadow of more powerful competitors.King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete12. Cupid's Mystery reviewsA poem about Cupid. Free Verse.Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-06 - Cupid - Complete13. The Internet Troll reviewsBill gets a rather unusual hobby of an internet troll.King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete14. The Arrival of a Doll Named Chucky » reviewsThe Simpsons received a strange doll from an anonymous party. What will happen? This is the sequel to Stewie Meets Chucky.Crossover - Simpsons & Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-9-06 - Complete15. The New Fat Controller » reviewsSir Topham Hatt takes a vacation, so he temporarily yields control of the railway to someone else.Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-06 - Complete16. Wasted reviewsDrake and Josh experiment with drinking beer and take it too far.Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-21-06 - Complete17. Sir Topham Hatt Vs Gordon » reviewsSir Topham Hatt goes crazy one day and decides to challenge Gordon to a race...on foot!Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete18. The Great Christmas Surprise » reviewsPaddington Bear wants to capture Santa Claus, so he stays up all night and causes much chaos.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete19. Binky's High Blood Pressure » reviewsWhile at the pharmacy, Binky discovers that he may have high blood pressure.Arthur - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete20. Phil's High School Survival Guide » reviewsNed, Cookie, and Moze are now in James K Polk high school. However, they are in the shadow of three students who write a survival guide for high school.Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete21. The Endless Count reviewsOne day on Sesame Street, Count Von Count takes his counting a little too far.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete22. Solitaire 3000 » reviewsBored by playing the traditional solitaire computer game, two friends design a much more exciting game.Solitaire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-06 - Complete23. As I Was Hanging reviewsWhat was Phil thinking the last few seconds of his life?Child's Play - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-31-06 - Complete24. Jackass 2003 » reviewsA written version of the Jackass parody my friends and I videotaped in October 2003.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-06 - Complete25. Joseph and Chris Visit the Stauf House » reviewsIn April 2001, two young boys explore Henry Stauf's mansion from The 7th Guest.Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,379 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-06 - Complete26. Bobby's Confession » reviewsBobby has a fetish and wonders if he should tell Hank.King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-24-06 - Complete27. A Slave to the Bradys reviewsAlice is frustrated that the housework is put upon her. This is from Alice's point of view. Blank Verse.Brady Bunch - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-06 - Complete28. Biological Warfare » reviewsStewie resorts to the use of a biological weapon to get revenge on Brian.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-6-06 - Stewie G. & Brian G. - Complete29. Chris Gets His License » reviewsWith Chris's 16th birthday approaching, he prepares to get his driver's license.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-06 - Chris G. & Peter G. - Complete30. Meg Gets Adopted » reviewsMeg gets a new family after Peter throws her out of the house.Crossover - King Of The Hill & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-11-06 - Meg G. - Complete31. The New Pet » reviewsJon buys a new pet, which turns out to be a rather strange one.Garfield - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-11-06 - Complete32. Binky's Lawn Mowing Business » reviewsArthur and the gang mow lawns to get enough money to buy a new toy. OneShot.Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-11-06 - Complete33. Archie's Computer » reviewsThe year is 1981, two years after All in the Family ended. Archie decides to keep up with the times and buy a computer.All In The Family - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-11-06 - Complete34. Slinky Goes to the Dentist reviewsA short story involving Slinky's encounter with the toys' first dentist office.Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-9-06 - Complete35. Andy's Toys Celebrate Christmas » reviewsWoody, Buzz, and the gang hold a Christmas celebration in Andy's room...with a bigger surprise than they ever would have expected!Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-9-06 - Complete36. Buzz Has an Adventure » reviewsBored at home, Buzz decides to embark on a short adventure outside. This fic is rated T only because of character death. Otherwise, it contains K related content.Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-06 - Complete37. Family Guy Meets Redneck Joe » reviewsThe Griffins have a room for rent in their house, and I decide to seize the opportunity.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 9-11-05 - Complete38. Rocko's Modern Ouija » reviewsRocko, Heffer, and Filbert go to a yard sale and purchase a Ouija board.Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-2-06 - Complete39. Big Boy Chuck » reviewsThe Good Guys company released an all new Good Guy doll. They felt they could successfully sell the new doll without any trouble from the Chucky rumors. But as one once said, Easier said than done.Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 5-13-06 - Complete40. Runaway » reviewsMeg runs away after feeling hopeless and desperation. Meanwhile, Chris gets bitten by a poisonous spider.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 4-10-06 - Meg G. & Chris G. - Complete41. The Contest » reviewsA costume contest is held in the city where the master lives. The appliances decide to be part of the contest.Brave Little Toaster - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-12-06 - Complete42. Squabbling Among Friends reviewsA typical day with the appliances in their cottage in the woods.Brave Little Toaster - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-06 - Complete43. Toaster Gets Zapped » reviewsThe toaster and the blanket have trouble getting along. The toaster ends up getting zapped. Find out what happens.Brave Little Toaster - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-12-06 - Complete44. The Butthead Trio » reviewsI visit Beavis and Butthead, and while there, they make me act just like them.Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 12-31-05 - Complete45. Helga Tells » reviewsHelga gets so nervous about her secret love of Arnold. So she has Phoebe tell Arnold and asks her to tell Helga what Arnold thought. OneShot.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-05 - Helga & Arnold - Complete46. Eugene's JinxProof Institution » reviewsEugene moves into a JinxProof Institution after a doctor found a radioactive force that caused him to be prone to accidents.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-21-05 - Eugene - Complete47. Brady Jeopardy! » reviewsAfter Alex Trebek's Brain Bus has a flat tire in front of the Brady house, he selects the Bradys as contestants of Jeopardy!Brady Bunch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-21-05 - Complete48. Hank's Revenge » reviewsThis is the sequel to Bill's New Wife. Hank comes up with a way to get Peggy to live with him again.King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-12-05 - Published: 8-1-05 - Complete49. Homer's Regrets » reviewsHomer gets very aggressive, and does something he never thought he would ever do. He manages covering it up for a while, but eventually must tell his family the truth.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-11-05 - Published: 10-8-05 - Complete50. The Fall and Collapse of Barney » reviewsIn short: the kids finally rebel against Barney the Dinosaur.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-24-05 - Complete51. Stewie Meets Chucky » reviewsStewie, the little baby from Family Guy, meets his perfect match, Chucky the evil Good Guys doll!Crossover - Family Guy & Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 9-5-05 - Stewie G. - Complete52. Jan Goes Bad » reviewsJan is tired and fed up with everyone ignoring her, so she gets major revenge on the Bradys.Brady Bunch - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 7-12-05 - Jan B. - Complete53. Bill's New Wife » reviewsWhat starts out as an attempt to get Bill a girlfriend turns into a whole lot more later on.King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-30-05 - Published: 7-14-05 - Complete54. Gilligan Does It Again! » reviewsThe Professor has made a foolproof plan to get off the island...until Gilligan ruins it...again...Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-5-05 - Complete55. No Longer Obeying Baby Chucky » reviewsIn the movies, everyone is scared of Chucky, and everyone obeys his every command, despite the fact he is only 2 feet tall. What happens when for the first time, people grow up and realize that it is stupid to obey a little boy doll?Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-21-05 - Complete
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