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since: 06-18-05, id: 835926, Profile edited: 08-03-08
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Author has written 53 stories for Child's Play, Gilligan's Island, Brady Bunch, King Of The Hill, Family Guy, Misc. Cartoons, Simpsons, Hey Arnold, Beavis and Butt-Head, Disney, Toy Story, All In The Family, Arthur, Garfield, Misc. Games, Misc. Tv Shows, Solitaire, Sesame Street, Ned's Declassified SSG, Thomas the Tank Engine, Drake & Josh, Fairly Odd Parents, Full House, SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairy Tales, Minesweeper, and Warcraft.

Hello, everyone, my name is Joey, and I've been really interested in writing stories since I was a little kid. Though I don't write quite as much as I used to, I still have a little creative juice in my brain that allows me to make fan-fics. I am thinking about getting a degree in the field of medicine and maybe aiming for a job as a pharmacist. I also like electronic gadgets and gizmos. Right now, I am trying to learn Russian and Chinese. Both are rather hard - especially Chinese, but I think it is fun to learn them at the same time. I often review stories I read, especially ones that I am interested in. I hope you like my stories, everyone. I'll look forward to reading & reviewing yours, too. Thank you for viewing my profile.

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-Joey (Profile updated August 3, 2008)


ABOUT ME

Name: Joey

Religion / Political Interests: Baptist / Centrist

Height / Weight: 5' 3" / 130 pounds (Trying to gain weight. My goal is 160)

Hair color / Eye color: Brown / blue

(Further explanation of Religion / Political Interests)

-- I am more spiritual than religious, but my family is Baptist, so I consider myself to be one as well.


MEDIA

Favorite Music Genre(s): Country, Rock, Alternative Rock, Reggae, R&B, and Pop.

Favorite Artists: Lifehouse, Avril Lavigne, The Beatles, Green Day, Weezer, R Kelly, Fergie, Enya, Dallas Green, and Aerostar.

Favorite TV Shows: Seinfeld, Home Improvement, George Lopez, Family Guy, South Park, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, The Brady Bunch, Three's Company, That 70s Show, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, 24, Zoey 101, Hannah Montana, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Favorite Movies: Pay It Forward, Child's Play series, White Chicks, Clueless, School of Rock, Shallow Hal, The Girl Next Door, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, My Cousin Vinny, Coach Carter, and Tommy Boy.

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha, Barry Williams, Maureen McCormick, Eve Plumb, John Ritter, Don Knotts, Will Smith, Jamie Lynn Spears, Miley Cyrus, Danny DeVito, Jack Black, Joe Pesci, and Chris Farley.


SPORTS

Favorite Football Team: Tennessee Volunteers

Favorite Baseball Team: Atlanta Braves

Favorite Sports: Football, bowling, baseball, basketball, skateboarding, and soccer.

QUOTES

"I have the answer, I just can't find it."

"I should be locked in the looney bin."





1. Archie's Vote reviews
Archie and the other characters are in the year 2008 and are debating about who to vote for President in 2008.
Complete - All In The Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08
2. Chickenpox » reviews
Beavis and Butt-head get the chickenpox but don’t even realize it.
Complete - Beavis and Butt-Head - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-13-08 - Published: 1-13-08
3. A Peasant's Journey reviews
This is a short story about a peasant from Warcraft II who wanders away from the city and discovers an Orc settlement.
Complete - Warcraft - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 7-18-07
4. I Did It reviews
A poem about my longawaited victory with Minesweeper. Blank Verse.
Complete - Minesweeper - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-26-06
5. Little Red Warrior »
A different account of the Little Red Riding Hood story is told.
Complete - Fairy Tales - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06
6. Legally Adult reviews
A short story about what happens after Meg turns 18.
Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06
7. True Love reviews
One day, Plankton meets a female of his species, and he dates her, unbeknownst to Karen, his computer wife.
Complete - SpongeBob SquarePants - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06
8. Gloomy and Suicidal » reviews
Stephanie goes to school and meets a suicidal boy. He convinces her that life is not worth living, and Stephanie decides to become suicidal as well.
Complete - Full House - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 12-20-06
9. Arlen Mowerthon 2006 » reviews
Hank and his friends prepare for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. However, he is in the shadow of more powerful competitors.
Complete - King Of The Hill - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 12-14-06
10. Cupid's Mystery reviews
A poem about Cupid. Free Verse.
Complete - Fairly Odd Parents - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 12-14-06
11. The Internet Troll reviews
Bill gets a rather unusual hobby of an internet troll.
Complete - King Of The Hill - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 12-14-06
12. The Arrival of a Doll Named Chucky » reviews
The Simpsons received a strange doll from an anonymous party. What will happen? This is the sequel to Stewie Meets Chucky.
Complete - Simpsons - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 12-9-06
13. The New Fat Controller » reviews
Sir Topham Hatt takes a vacation, so he temporarily yields control of the railway to someone else.
Complete - Thomas the Tank Engine - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-22-06 - Published: 11-22-06
14. Wasted reviews
Drake and Josh experiment with drinking beer and take it too far.
Complete - Drake & Josh - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-21-06
15. Sir Topham Hatt Vs Gordon » reviews
Sir Topham Hatt goes crazy one day and decides to challenge Gordon to a race...on foot!
Complete - Thomas the Tank Engine - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 11-19-06
16. The Great Christmas Surprise » reviews
Paddington Bear wants to capture Santa Claus, so he stays up all night and causes much chaos.
Complete - Misc. Tv Shows - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 11-19-06
17. Binky's High Blood Pressure » reviews
While at the pharmacy, Binky discovers that he may have high blood pressure.
Complete - Arthur - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-21-06 - Published: 10-21-06
18. Phil's High School Survival Guide » reviews
Ned, Cookie, and Moze are now in James K Polk high school. However, they are in the shadow of three students who write a survival guide for high school.
Complete - Ned's Declassified SSG - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-20-06 - Published: 10-20-06
19. The Endless Count reviews
One day on Sesame Street, Count Von Count takes his counting a little too far.
Complete - Sesame Street - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-20-06 - Published: 10-20-06
20. Solitaire 3000 » reviews
Bored by playing the traditional solitaire computer game, two friends design a much more exciting game.
Complete - Solitaire - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06
21. As I Was Hanging reviews
What was Phil thinking the last few seconds of his life?
Complete - Child's Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-31-06
22. Jackass 2003 » reviews
A written version of the Jackass parody my friends and I videotaped in October 2003.
Complete - Misc. Tv Shows - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 8-3-06
23. Joseph and Chris Visit the Stauf House » reviews
In April 2001, two young boys explore Henry Stauf's mansion from The 7th Guest.
Complete - Misc. Games - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,742 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-28-06 - Published: 7-28-06
24. Bobby's Confession » reviews
Bobby has a fetish and wonders if he should tell Hank.
Complete - King Of The Hill - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-24-06
25. A Slave to the Bradys reviews
Alice is frustrated that the housework is put upon her. This is from Alice’s point of view. Blank Verse.
Complete - Brady Bunch - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-23-06
26. Biological Warfare » reviews
Stewie resorts to the use of a biological weapon to get revenge on Brian.
Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 7-6-06
27. Chris Gets His License » reviews
With Chris's 16th birthday approaching, he prepares to get his driver's license.
Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 6-20-06
28. Meg Gets Adopted » reviews
Meg gets a new family after Peter throws her out of the house.
Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 6-11-06
29. The New Pet » reviews
Jon buys a new pet, which turns out to be a rather strange one.
Complete - Garfield - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 6-11-06
30. Binky's Lawn Mowing Business » reviews
Arthur and the gang mow lawns to get enough money to buy a new toy. OneShot.
Complete - Arthur - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 6-11-06
31. Archie's Computer » reviews
The year is 1981, two years after All in the Family ended. Archie decides to keep up with the times and buy a computer.
Complete - All In The Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 6-11-06
32. Slinky Goes to the Dentist reviews
A short story involving Slinky's encounter with the toys' first dentist office.
Complete - Toy Story - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-9-06 - Published: 6-9-06
33. Andy's Toys Celebrate Christmas » reviews
Woody, Buzz, and the gang hold a Christmas celebration in Andy's room...with a bigger surprise than they ever would have expected!
Complete - Toy Story - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-9-06 - Published: 6-9-06
34. Buzz Has an Adventure » reviews
Bored at home, Buzz decides to embark on a short adventure outside. This fic is rated T only because of character death. Otherwise, it contains K related content.
Complete - Toy Story - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-9-06 - Published: 6-9-06
35. Family Guy Meets Redneck Joe » reviews
The Griffins have a room for rent in their house, and I decide to seize the opportunity.
Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 9-11-05
36. Rocko's Modern Ouija »
Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert go to a yard sale and purchase a Ouija board.
Complete - Misc. Cartoons - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 6-2-06
37. Big Boy Chuck » reviews
The Good Guys company released an all new Good Guy doll. They felt they could successfully sell the new doll without any trouble from the Chucky rumors. But as one once said, Easier said than done.
Complete - Child's Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 5-13-06
38. Runaway » reviews
Meg runs away after feeling hopeless and desperation. Meanwhile, Chris gets bitten by a poisonous spider.
Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 4-10-06
39. The Contest »
A costume contest is held in the city where the master lives. The appliances decide to be part of the contest.
Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 2-12-06
40. Squabbling Among Friends reviews
A typical day with the appliances in their cottage in the woods.
Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 2-12-06
41. Toaster Gets Zapped » reviews
The toaster and the blanket have trouble getting along. The toaster ends up getting zapped. Find out what happens.
Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 2-12-06
42. The Butthead Trio » reviews
I visit Beavis and Butthead, and while there, they make me act just like them.
Complete - Beavis and Butt-Head - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 12-31-05
43. Helga Tells » reviews
Helga gets so nervous about her secret love of Arnold. So she has Phoebe tell Arnold and asks her to tell Helga what Arnold thought. OneShot.
Complete - Hey Arnold - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
44. Eugene's JinxProof Institution » reviews
Eugene moves into a JinxProof Institution after a doctor found a radioactive force that caused him to be prone to accidents.
Complete - Hey Arnold - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-21-05
45. Brady Jeopardy! » reviews
After Alex Trebek's Brain Bus has a flat tire in front of the Brady house, he selects the Bradys as contestants of Jeopardy!
Complete - Brady Bunch - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-21-05 - Published: 11-21-05
46. Hank's Revenge » reviews
This is the sequel to Bill's New Wife. Hank comes up with a way to get Peggy to live with him again.
Complete - King Of The Hill - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-12-05 - Published: 8-1-05
47. Homer's Regrets » reviews
Homer gets very aggressive, and does something he never thought he would ever do. He manages covering it up for a while, but eventually must tell his family the truth.
Complete - Simpsons - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-11-05 - Published: 10-8-05
48. The Fall and Collapse of Barney » reviews
In short: the kids finally rebel against Barney the Dinosaur.
Complete - Misc. Cartoons - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 9-24-05
49. Stewie Meets Chucky » reviews
Stewie, the little baby from Family Guy, meets his perfect match, Chucky the evil Good Guys doll!
Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,963 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 9-5-05
50. Jan Goes Bad » reviews
Jan is tired and fed up with everyone ignoring her, so she gets major revenge on the Brady's.
Complete - Brady Bunch - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 7-12-05
51. Bill's New Wife » reviews
What starts out as an attempt to get Bill a girlfriend turns into a whole lot more later on.
Complete - King Of The Hill - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-30-05 - Published: 7-14-05
52. Gilligan Does It Again! » reviews
The Professor has made a foolproof plan to get off the island...until Gilligan ruins it...again...
Complete - Gilligan's Island - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 7-5-05
53. No Longer Obeying Baby Chucky » reviews
In the movies, everyone is scared of Chucky, and everyone obeys his every command, despite the fact he is only 2 feet tall. What happens when for the first time, people grow up and realize that it is stupid to obey a little boy doll?
Complete - Child's Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-21-05 - Published: 6-21-05
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