Never Forget Me,

Forget Me Never.

If you forget me,

Forget me forever.

I don't remember where I read this poem, but it has stuck with me for a long time now, so I thought I would share it. If the creater of this poem reads this, I hope your not mad, it's just a poem I have used as my muse. I hope you don't mind, But if you do tell me and I'll delete it.

Just as a warning to all you out there I know I'm fishing but Reviews really are what keep me writing, so if no one reviews my stories will end. Just a warning.

I'M BACK!!

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

OH Oh! this one too!

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There's this one too!

Mental Hospital Phone Menu (If any of these apply to you then no offense is entended. It is just something funny I found and decided to add to my profile. Aagain, no offense is intended and sorry if offense is taken.)

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Heh. and...this one here!!

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile (JUST GIVE HIM SOME YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BRATS!!)

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Oh how fun!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. (HAHAHA!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've yelled at your computer or TV screen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writers Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt sad for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, copy and paste this into your profile. The only race is humanity.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc, sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! xD

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped downstaires, copy this to your profile.

If you believe in the supernatural, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in God, but in no religion, copy and paste this onto your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationships,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you belive in gay rights, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in gay rights and are straight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

BUT... If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to stop child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

We are all the same, stop racism; copy and paste.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile. (So that means I don't care what you think.)

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like films with talking animals, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love talking animals)

If you work on your stories/artwork while sitting in the front row of your classes, copy and paste this into your signature/profile.

If your brain constantly wants to explode, copy and paste this into your signature/profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get really PO'ed when someone says homosexuality is gross/unnatural/a sin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you honestly don't give a flying fuck what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone into a ten minute speech supporting your crazy crack!pairing, put this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (That's when we should be concerned)

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you check your email every five minutes after posting a new story or chapter to see if anyone has reviewed it yet, copy and paste this into your profile, and then check your email. (Snickers I check it even quicker sometimes. Reviews are so amazingly wonderful, aren't they? I'm just bursting with happiness when I get one!)

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile.

If you have had converstations with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile.

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile,

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile

If you think those poor Pop-tarts should be left alone and those kids should stop stalking them, add you name and copy this into your profile.

RANT!!

I had someone tell me recently that I was going to hell because I wasn't Christian. When I told him I didn't believe in religion, he said that all Atheist's where simply people who had decided that they where to good for God. I told him, That wasn't true, and I wasn't Atheist. I just refuse to believe in a cruel God. I mean really, why would God care who we love on earth, as far as I'm concerned God put us on this earth so we could learn to think for ourselves, not follow like sheep. Everyone has their own beliefs, the only problem I have is with people who believe that God will only love those of their religion. :P Sorry, I just had to let that out! Tell me your opinion!!