They're coming to take me away, ha ha! They're coming to take me away, ho ho! Hee hee, ha ha! To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha ha!!
Personal Info:
Name: My friends call me Tisa-chan (though I personally like "She Who Is White") but my real name is--(gets shot)
Age: ...Seriously or can I joke around? Okay! Joke it is! I'm older than your grandma!!
Sexuality Status: Straight (but sometimes I don't act like it!)
Lives: In a cardboard box in Antartica! Well, a cardboard box inside my li'l igloo I made...
Hobbies: Baking, drawing, acting, reading, writing, playing me (yes, I put "me" on purpose.) saxophones, listening to music, procrastinating, cursing, talking to myself, and internet surffing.
Writting Genre: If you haven't guessed, I am a romance fic writter (mainly), mostly with yaoi. But I do my share of het, too, cuz I like both, believe it or not.
Intrests:
Music Genres: Personally, I like a little bit of everything, but my favorites include 80's, emo, techno, and a couple others.
Bands/Artists: Fall Out Boy, Areosmith, Bon Jovi, The Artist Formally Known as Prince, Rick Springfield, Papa Roach, Phil Collins, Europe, My Chemical Romance, Maroon 5, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Porno Graffiti, L'Arc~en~Ciel, Gackt, KAT-TUN, Maximum the Hormone, Panic! at the Disco, The Beach Boys, AFI, Enrique Iglesias, Savage Garden, Three Days Grace, Simple Plan, Goo Goo Dolls, Aiden, Sin With Sebastian, Queen, Blondie, Pat Benatar, AC/DC, ah-ha, Foreigner, and a whole lot more (I could go on, but it would probably take up half the page!!)
Musicals: Phantom of the Opera, The Secret Garden, Rent, Avenue Q, Footloose, Hairspray, Grease, Cats
Manga/Animes: The Hakushaku (Count/Earl) Cain series (The Cain Saga and Godchild), Saint Seiya (Knights of the Zodiac), Yu Yu Hakusho, Yellow, Kill Me Kiss Me, After School Nightmare, Our Kingdom, Chobits, Wedding Peach, Baby and Me, InuYasha, Fruits Basket (Furuba), Fullmetal Alchemist, Pretear, Ruroni Kenshin, Card Captor Sakura, Trinity Blood, Trigun, Death Note, Azumanga Dioh, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Video Games: Drakengard, Dark Cloud, Final Fanasy VII, X, and X-2, Super Mario Series, The Legend of Zelda Series, Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2, Soul Calibur, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Luigi's Mansion, a few others (I can't think of them right now!)
T.V. Shows (others): Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Shin-chan, Lupin the 3rd, Cold Case Files, Psychic Detectives, A Haunting, Family Guy, Futurama, Yo Mama, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Thank God You're Here, How It's Made, Til Death, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, Supernatural, Charmed, Still Standing, History's Mysteries, Digging for the Truth, Monster Quest
Places: Ireland, Japan, Great Britain, Australia, Scotland
Misc Intrests: Romance, comedy, action/adventure, animals, Shakespeare, Medieval things, saxophones, guitars, fire, rain, the ocean, dark places, big cities (I come from a small town sooo...), ancient discoveries, lost civilizations, solving problems, answering questions, movies, psychics, tarot cards, books, stars, cosplay, point/shiny objects, junk food, sushi, other food stuffs, other things that I can't think of at the moment!
Favorite Pairings:
Yaoi (no particular order):
Yami/Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Varon/Amelda (YGO)
Riff/Cain (Hakushaku Cain)
Light/L (Death Note)
Yuki/Shuichi (Gravatation)
Haru/Yuki (Furuba)
Hyoga/Shun (Saint Seiya)
Marth/Roy (SSBM/Fire Emblem)
Yusuke/Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Kuronue/Youko (YYH)
Yazoo/Kadaj (Final Fantasy AC)
Vincent/Cloud (FF VII)
Riku/Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
Axel/Roxas (KH II)
Zexion/Demyx (KH II)
Seto/Jou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Link/Sheik (Legend of Zelda; I consider Sheik to be a boy!)
Cassian/Jezebel (Hakushaku Cain)
Touya/Yukito (Card Captor Sakura)
Goh/Taki (Yellow)
Roy/Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Rei/Akira (Our Kingdom)
Okumiya/Shigure (Our Kingdom)
Mercutio/Benvolio (Romeo & Juliet)
Het (no particular order):
Phantom a.k.a. Erik/Christine (Phantom of the Opera)
Oscar/Merry (Hakushaku Cain)
Garrett/Kayley (Quest for Camelot)
Touchstone/Sabriel (Garth Nix's "Sabriel")
Hideki/Chi (Chobits)
Varon/Mai (YGO)
Kyo/Tohru (Furuba)
Jack/Rose (Titanic)
Zack/Aeris (FF VII)
Tidus/Yuna (FF X)
Gippal/Rikku (FF X)
Zuko/Katara (Avatar)
Kurama/Botan (YYH)
Touya/Yukina (YYH)
Seiya/Shaina (Saint Saiya)
Shiryu/Shunrei (Saint Seiya)
Miroku/Sango (InuYasha)
InuYasha/Kagome (InuYasha)
Havoc/Riza (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Ikki/Esmerelda (Saint Seiya)
Kafei/Anju (Zelda)
Longshot/Smellerbee (Avatar)
Aang/Toph (Avatar)
Sokka/Suki (Avatar)
Dickon/Mary (The Secret Garden)
Al/Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Scar/Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Howl/Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle)
Robin/Starfire (Teen Titans)
Beast Boy/Terra (Teen Titans)
Other Info:
Current Obsession(s): Varon (Valon)xAmelda (Alister), "Down Under" by Men at Work
More About Me: I tend to have this "unconditional loyalty" thing when you become a good friend of mine. I care for those I love and won't allow anything to hurt them. I can be quite cocky and arrogent. Plus I have a bad temper, so don't push me too far. I know when to keep my mouth shut in situations (well, most of the time. I argue a lot!! XD). I respect those who earned it and also those who respect me. I can be a good advice giver, but kind of lost my ability to comfort people (I need to get it back...). I tend to have mood swings, but mostly keep a calm demeanor. Heh, I procrastinate. A LOT! It can get messy!! XD I can be the best friend you'll ever have or I can be your worst enemy depending on how you act towards me. I tend to hide my true feelings, too. When I go hyper, people say I'm fun, but I personally find myself a little...scary. Not only that, but I hate people who have nothing better to do than talk trash on everyone they see. Racists, homophobes, flies and complete and total goody-goodies (well, a couple are cute, but most...eesh...) are some of my biggest pet peeves. Flamers piss me off, too. If you have something you don't like about a story or video or something, say it in a nice way. Don't be all, "Omg, this sux ass and u suck and u have problems and ur grammer sux so go 2 hell!" ...Jeez. There's no point in that, is there? It just makes people mad and gets you into trouble. People who try to show off to impress people make me mad, too. Nobody's impressed, so stop. And I mean this like "I'm so perfect blah blah blah. I can beat you at anything blahbady blah. And I do this, and that, and this and that soooooo well and this and I speak 25 different languages fluently and yadda yadda yadda." In other words, the complete "show-offy" jerks.
Other than that, nothing really makes me mad! Insults don't bother me at all and I'm quite good humored. So, yeah. Sorry to take up most of your time! Heh heh!
Ramblings and Current Projects:
(7/5/07) My Avatar fic "Burnin' Down the House!" and a Count Cain fic I'm working on are my current projects. Currently, it doesn't have a title and I'm debating on whether I should post it or not. But if I should decide to post it, I'll get back and let you know (...if you're interested, that is)!
(7/7/07) I decided to post my Count Cain fic. It's called "Flamboyant Reverie". Okay, you may not be interested, but here's a "full", detailed summary (the fic is AU by the way):
Cain is a young virgin boy who is forced by his father to work in the "Hargreaves family business" of prostitution. Under the name of "Miss Catherine", he must tease the men who come into the whorehouse titled "Cauchemar Empoisonnés". Since he refuses to partake in sexual activities, he is an easy target for drunken men. One fateful night, the young Hargreaves meets medical student Riffael Raffit. After their meeting, the two begin to have blissful, passionate dreams about having a lover. After discovering Cain's true identity, Riff vows to keep the secret safe. Feelings begin to delevope between the two and their friendship blossoms into a passionate romance. But with jealous men and loves, over-protecitve friends, and kin filled with hate, can their love go on or will it go up in smoke?
So, sound interesting? If so, go ahead and read it. It's not as bad as I make it sound, I swear! XD
(7/23/07) Nyaaaaah!! I totally forgot to mention something about my fics and how I update! Remember when I said I was a procrastinator? Well, besides that, I update the fics that are in the "current obsession" part of my mind. Such as Flamboyant Reverie. Right now I'm in a Count Cain/RiffxCain mood, so I update that one. And some obsessions don't come back for a long, looooong time (i.e. my Roy/Ed obession. I just got back to it after two long years!!). So, sorry for my reviewers who are waiting on updates for "Burnin' Down the House!", "Bring Me a Higher Love", "Modern Day Romeo & Juliet", and "Hit Me With Your Best Shot". I have get in the moods for them, man! I don't know how long it will take, but please be patient with me! I'll update soon enough!!
(8/12/07) Me and my darling finalfantasys-child have started a collab fic! They're just drabbles and short stories, but they're really interesting! If you're interested in the yaoi pairing RoyEd from Fullmetal Alchemist, then you should totally check it out! It's called "The RoyEd Collaboration of Shots and Drabbles". It's under her profile (which can be found under my "Favorite Authors") only because we flipped a coin (we had trouble deciding on who's it should be under. xD). So, go ahead and check it out! And yes, I'm working on chapters for "Flamboyant Reverie" and the other fics, so keep an eye open! Caio!
(8/26/07) Nee! If anyone is reading "The RoyEd Collaboration of Shots and Drabbles", you're gonna be put on hold for a little while! Finalfantasys-child is having technical difficulties and her computer, which contains all her drabbles and stories, won't let her get on the internet, so she has to use her mom's laptop! Normally, she'd send me the fics to post, but like I said, it won't let her get on the web. ...She doesn't have an empty CD to put the files on, either. She's probably going to start re-typing them on her mom's laptop, but it may take a while. So, sorry for the delay! Please be patient with us! Thanks a lot!
(8/29/07) Okay! For those of you who are reading "The RoyEd Collaboration of Shots and Drabbles", you'll be pleased to know that finalfantasys-child has found a way to get her fics on the web! So, she posted two new drabbles in a row, seeing on how it's only fair. So, please, go read them if you haven't yet! She's great!! ...She likes to right angst, though! So, you've been warned! xDD
(10/6/07) As you can see, I have switched obsessions...again! Now, I am writting a MattxMello fic called "Romance in the Rave". The summary goes like this:
M.A.T.T. is a highly respected and successful techno artist. He has stolen many a heart, but tends to tune it all out. Mihael Keehl (Mello) is secretly a huge fan of M.A.T.T., but dares not reveal himself to his companions. What happens when Mello is invited to a rave party one night at a club and finds that the techno artist is also one of the guests?
So? Sound interesting? Well I think so!
On another subject, me and finalfantasy'schild are doing another collab fic. This time, it's also a MattxMello fic, but it's based off the Death Note series instead of being AU. It's titled "Technilogical Mishaps". So, keep your eyes open cuz I'll be posting both of those on my account!
Quotes:
Personal Quotes
"The day I get lucky is the day I strike oil while swimming in a swimming pool..."
"I'm the person who will either be remembered as 'that scary zombie chick' or the idiot who wore a ti-dye tux to senior prom."
"The day I get a boyfriend is the day Valentine's Day ceases to exist."
Motto: "If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, baffle them with your bullshit!"
Other Quotes:
"Karma's an interesting thing. Next time, go up to some random person, punch them in the face and say, 'The fuck you do to deserve that?!'." ~I can't exactly remember at the moment!
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." ~Edgar Alan Poe
"I'm not stalking you. I'm just to shy to introduce myself!" ~some girl's signature on dA
"Never knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run like hell! He hates that!" ~got if from Dara, but have no idea where she got it!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" ~Adam from "MythBusters"
"You can't draw blood from a turnip." ~Irish proverb
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!" ~avatar
"I didn't see anything. I'm just a butler here. I didn't see this photo." ~Riff
"When I said I'd like a hug, I meant I needed one." ~avatar
"34 muscles to frown, 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and tell 'em to bite me." ~avatar
"Sic Semper Tyrannis!" ~From the "Sic Semper Tyrannis" Sketch by The Whitest Kids U'Know
"Ow! He's hittin' me in the butt! Don't break my butt! He's breakin' my butt!!" ~From the "What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln" Sketch by TWKUK
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!" ~From the "What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln" Sketch
"Hump de bump, doop ba doo." ~From The Red Hot Chilli Peppers' "Hump de Bump"
"And we all know if Mommy found out she'd string you up by your testicles until they turned black and fell off like rotton raisins." ~Ai (from Shin-chan)
"Take one down, pass it around and throw up in your briefcase!" ~Hiro (Shin-chan)
"Why'd your tights get tighter?" ~Shin
"Soft, round, and succulent; that's how I like my balls." ~Ench Man (Shin-chan; ...He was eating a rice ball! I swear!!)
"Aaah! You little bastards! I quit!" ~Ench Man
"Call the popo, Ho!" ~Medea (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)
"Now don't do that! That is stu-pid!" ~Joe (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)
"By my heel, I care not." ~Mercutio!
"If your mother still drives your butt to school, you're not a gangster. Pull your pants UP!" ~Jeff Foxworthy
"My only reason for living...was you, Milord." ~Riff
"Porno sites!" ~Hideki
"It's an evil fucking room." ~Samuel L. Jackson (1408)
"Just in case I slip and fall, I want it to be known that it was an accident. ...The room didn't win." ~John Cusack (1408)
"Damn it to Hell!" ~Samuel L. Jackson (1408)
"Caution: Will insult you without warning." ~T-shirt
"As sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy Hell." ~Angel (Rent)
"Caution: Handle with care. I'M HOT!" ~McDonald's cinnamon melt container
"How YOU doin'?" ~Raspustia (Norbit)
"What does it feel like to have an orgasm?" ~Daphne (Because I Said So)
"Actual reality! Act up! Fight AIDS!" ~From La Vie Boheme (Rent)
"Stay back! I'm allergic to stupid." ~T-shirt
"Let there be Bible Fight!" ~Bible Fight game (adultswim.com)
"Do you want me to rape you or what?!" ~Goh (Yellow)
"If I get one more meeting request I'm gonna kill myself!" ~Guy from "Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) (adultswim.com)
"Band. We know drama." ~avatar
"Hi, I'm a Band Geek." ~avatar
"Where is it?! Where is the 'thump-thump'?!" ~Johnny Depp (Pirates 2)
"I heart band geeks." ~avatar
"What's with him? ...What's with her? ...Who'm I talkin' to?" ~Yao (Mulan 2)
"Hello, Beastie." ~Johnny Depp (Pirates 2)
"Big, giant, metal black robot!" ~Wayne (Who's Line Is It Anyway?)
"If this were a land that were wet, it would be a swamp." ~Ryan (Who's Line)
"You just can't help it when you see men in shorts running around kicking round...sphereical objects..." ~Collin (Who's Line)
"I'm hungry. I'm going to eat my arm." ~Asian guy (Number 8 on 'Solitary')
"I've got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it!" ~Johnny Depp (Pirates 2)
"Everybody should believe in something~I believe I'll have another drink." ~Little plate in my uncle's bar
"What do you do when a smurf relieves himself on your lawn?" ~Ryan (Who's Line)
"Public Service Announcment: Laser printers will kill your ass!" ~commerical on Adult Swim
"When God was drawing you, he must've had to take a pee and let Picasso take over when he was gone." ~My bro. (Best. Insult. EVER!! xD)
"What a horrible dream! There were ones and zeros everywhere! ...And I think I saw a two!" ~Bender (Futurama)
"You listen to me more, you live longer!" ~Shorty (Indiana Jones)
"...Anyway...WHEN'RE YOU GONNA DIE, YOU ASSHOLE?!" ~Mello (Death Note Dub)
"Cuz I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P." ~50 Cent (PIMP)
"LAUGH, DAMN IT!!" ~Dara!
Pick-up lines:
"Excuse me, but I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"
"Hey baby. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?"
"If you were a musical symbol, you'd be a fermata so I could hold you all night long."
Lyrics:
"Season's Call" ~Hyde
Karami tsuku kazeni sakarai
Unshinatta kisetsu wo sagashite iru
Wazuka demo mesasu houkou he
Azayakana kioku ga tsuki ugokasu
How many cuts should I repeat?
How many fates should I accept?
Does it have an end?
Itsumo karada juu wo kimi ga kake meguri afuresou
Dakara kowaku nai yo asu mo
Because I always feel you in me
Kawaki kitta nodo he nagashita kimi no mei de
Kokoro wo uruoshiteku
How many cuts should I repeat?
How many fates should I accept?
Does it have an end?
Hakura ano tori no you
Sora wo tobi koete yuketara
Itsumo tsutaete iyou ai wo
You taught me how to love. I feel.
I can do anything
Yume ni egaku sekai wo kimi no me no mae ni hirogetai
Dakara kowaku nai yo asu mo
My beloved season calls me
Because I always feel you in me.
(English translations can be found here)
Oh, and just so you all know, me and my good friend finalfantasys-child have our own combine account to post our collab fics and stuff. You can find it here:
The-Wonder-Twins009
~!~And thus concludes Tisa-chan's profile. Now leave before my rabid chibis EAT JOO~!~
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