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GENERAL INFORMATION ABOUT ME

I like to write stories. Parodies are especially fun, as long as you keep it unique. I love musicals, and usually try to incorperate a song into my stories. Here are the various stories I write:

Calvin at Camp: Starring characters from Calvin and Hobbes, Foxtrot, Peanuts, and Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, this is a series of their adventures at summer camp.

The Haunted Mansion: Revolving around the ghosts at Disney World, these are some of my most popular stories, generously reviewed by a bunch of nice (and talented) authors.

Super Mario Sunshine: A collection of stories based on the game. Pretty much it.

Animal Crossing: Acutally, there's only one story here, but it was well-recieved! Another may follow.

SONGS FROM MY STORIES

Here's a handy little list of song parodies that have popped up in my stories (NOTE: Some songs have only minor changes, so they are not included).

(NOTE #2: A ! indicates my favorites)

A CHRISTMED CAROL

"We're Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy" (to the tune of Marley and Marley from The Muppet Christmas Carol )

BRING ME THE HEAD OF MARIO

"Peach" (to the tune of Belle from Beauty and the Beast )!

"I Used to be a Threat" (to the tune of King of Broadway from The Producers )

"Epic Journey" (to the tune of City of Light from The Brave Little Toaster )

"Congo Fever" (to the tune of Cabin Fever from Muppet Treasure Island )

"Fathoms Below" (to the tune of Fathoms Below from The Little Mermaid )

"Animal Crossing Theme" (to the tune of Avenue Q Theme from Avenue Q )

"Nonviolent Forest" (to the tune of What Do You Do With a BA in English from Avenue Q )

"It Sucks to be Me" (to the tune of It Sucks to be Me from Avenue Q )!

"A Duo" (to the tune of A Duo from An American Tail )

"Peach Reprise" (to the tune of Belle from Beauty and the Beast )

CALVIN AT CAMP: EGO ATTACK

"One Jump Ahead" (to the tune of One Jump Ahead from Aladdin )

"One Jump Ahead Reprise" (to the tune of One Jump Ahead Reprise from Aladdin )

CALVIN AT CAMP: HOBBES OF THE WILD

"When I'm With You" (to the tune of When I'm With You from Muppets Wizard of Oz )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: QUINCY, COME HOME

"My Iguana" (to the tune of My Best Friend Plank from Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy )

CALVIN AT CAMP: THE THING IN THE DORM

"B-Movie Show" (to the tune of B-Movie Show from The Brave Little Toaster )!

"Forget About Fun" (to the tune of Forget About Love from Return of Jafar ) (NOTE: Cut from story, at the end as a bonus)

CALVIN AT CAMP: VOLLEYBALL OF TERROR

"Destroy All That's In My Path (Parts 1 & 2)" (to the tune of Poor Unfortunate Souls from The Little Mermaid )

CALVIN AT CAMP: BRINGING DOWN THE MOUSE

"We're Gonna Save the Mouse" (to the tune of I Wanna be a Boy from Teacher's Pet )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: JASON FOX! THE MUSICAL

"Pranks, Glorious Pranks" (to the tune of Food, Glorious Food from Oliver )

"Jason Fox" (to the tune of Oliver from Oliver )

"Pick a Pocket Or Two" (to the tune of Pick a Pocket Or Two from Oliver )

"I'd Do Anything" (to the tune of I'd Do Anything from Oliver )

"Reviewing the Situation" (to the tune of Reviewing the Situation from Oliver )!

"Oom-Pah-Pah" (to the tune of Oom-Pah-Pah from Oliver )

"Reviewing the Situation Reprise" (to the tune of Reviewing the Situation Reprise from Oliver )

CALVIN AT CAMP: CHAMPION CHARLIE BROWN PARTS 1 & 2

"Champion Charlie Brown" (to the tune of Champion Charlie Brown from A Boy Named Charlie Brown )

"The Mob Song" (to the tune of The Mob Song from Beauty and the Beast )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: WATER WEEK PART 2

"When I See a 2x4 Fly" (to the tune of When I See an Elephant Fly from Dumbo )

"Calvin Is Who We Have to Thank" (to the tune of Public Enemy Number One from Anything Goes )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: THE POOL VILLAIN II

"Aqua Calvin's Song" (to the tune of Fathoms Below from The Little Mermaid )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: MARCH OF THE GROTESQUES

"A Really Tough Gargoyle" (to the tune of Heffalumps and Woozles from Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day )

CALVIN AT CAMP: THE NEW KID

"The Name Is Restricted" (to the tune of Gary Indianna from The Music Man )

"The Name Is Restricted Reprise" (to the tune of Gary Indianna Reprise from The Music Man )

CALVIN AT CAMP: THE POOL TOYS WAR

"Who's Braver Than Me?" (to the tune of "Who Needs You?" from The Land Before Time IV )

CALVIN AT CAMP: THE CALVIN KING

"A Weak Parody" (to the tune of Circle of Life from The Lion King )!

"Morning Report" (to the tune of Morning Report from The Lion King )

"I Really Want to be King" (to the tune of I Just Can't Wait to be King from The Lion King )

"Make Out" (to the tune of Chow Down from The Lion King )

"Be Prepared Reprise" (to the tune of Be Prepared Reprise from The Lion King ) (NOTE: Reprise has been cut from film, but can be found online)

"Hakuna Matata" (to the tune of Hakuna Matata from The Lion King )

"Will Calvin Leave Today?" (to the tune of Can You Feel the Love Tonight from The Lion King )

"A Weak Parody Finale" (to the tune of Circel of Life Finale from The Lion King )

CALVIN AT CAMP: THE CALVIN KING ONE AND A HALF

"Make a Scamma" (to the tune of Digga Tunnah from The Lion King One and a Half )

"Lumpy Rhapsody" (to the tune of Warthog Rhapsody from The Lion King )

"Make a Scamma Reprise" (to the tune of Digga Tunnah Reprise from The Lion King One and a Half )

CALVIN AT CAMP: HERCULES, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

"The Sort-Of Truth" (to the tune of The Gosphel Truth from Hercules )

"The Sort-Of Truth II" (to the tune of The Gosphel Truth II from Hercules )

"The Sort-Of Truth III" (to the tune of The Gosphel Truth III from Hercules )

"Zero to Hero" (to the tune of Zero to Hero from Hercules )

"There's No Way He's In Love" (to the tune of I Won't Say I'm In Love from Hercules )

"It's Back to Norm" (to the tune of A Star Is Born from Hercules )

CALVIN AT CAMP: GHOSTMASTER

"Darkling" (to the tune of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast )!

"Darkling Reprise" (to the tune of Gaston Reprise from Beauty and the Beast )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: LITTLE CAMP OF HORRORS

"Suburbs" (to the tune of Skid Row from Little Shop of Horrors )

"Grow For Me" (to the tune of Grow For Me from Little Shop of Horrors )

"We're Gonna Rule the Nation" (to the tune of Closed For Renovations from Little Shop of Horrors )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: FAME, FORTUNE, AND A MUPPET MOVIE

"Movin' Right Along" (to the tune of Movin' Right Along from The Muppet Movie )

"Can You Picture That?" (to the tune of Can You Picture That? from The Muppet Movie )!

"I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along" (to the tune of I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along from The Muppet Movie )!

"Movin' Right Along Reprise" (to the tune of Movin' Right Along from The Muppet Movie )

CALVIN AT CAMP: THE PRODUCEDS

"We Can Do It" (to the tune of We Can Do It from The Producers )

"Where Did We Go Right?" (to the tune of Where Did We Go Right? from The Producers )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ED

"Another Fanfic" (to the tune of Arabian Nights from Aladdin )

"Another Fanfic II" (to the tune of Arabian Nights from Aladdin )

"One Jump Ahead" (to the tune of One Jump Ahead from Aladdin )

"One Jump Ahead Reprise" (to the tune of One Jump Ahead Reprise from Aladdin )

"Another Fanfic III" (to the tune of Arabian Nights from Aladdin )

"Another Fanfic IV" (to the tune of Arabian Nights from Aladdin )!

"Never Had Friends Like Us Three" (to the tune of Friend Like Me from Aladdin )!

"Double D" (to the tune of Prince Ali from Aladdin )!

"Double D Reprise" (to the tune of Prince Ali Reprise from Aladdin )

"Another Fanfic V" (to the tune of Arabian Nights from Aladdin )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: THE RETURN OF BOWSER

"Another Fanfic" (to the tune of Arabian Nights from Aladdin )!

"I Think I've Had Enough" (to the tune of I'm Looking Out For Me from Return of Jafar )

"Nothing In the World" (to the tune of Nothing In the World from Return of Jafar )!

"Give Evil a Try" (to the tune of Forget About Love from Return of Jafar )!

"You'll Never Beat This Boss" (to the tune of Second Rate from Return of Jafar )

"Another Fanfic Finale" (to the tune of Arabian Nights from Aladdin )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: A STALKER'S LIFE

"Go After Other Guys" (to the tune of Kidnap the Sandy Claws from Nightmare Before Christmas )

"Eddy's Song" (to the tune of The Crew Song from Paranoia and Anything Goes )

"No Way Out" (to the tune of Learn to do it Reprise from Anastasia )!

CALVIN AT CAMP: NIGHTMARE BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY

"You're Wrong" (to the tune of Lucky Enough to be a Ghost from Casper )

"A Guy Like You" (to the tune of A Guy Like You from The Hucnhback of Notre Dame )!

"Cupid's Arrow" (to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star)

"You're Wrong Reprise" (to the tune of Lucky Enough to be a Ghost from Casper )

"The Wedding Song" (to the tune of The Wedding Song from Corpse Bride )!

"Cupid's Arrow Reprise" (to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star)

"Bold Lang Stein" (to the tune of Auld Lang Syne)

FINDING NEVERED

"Down In Peach Creek's Cul-De-Sac" (to the tune of The Second Star to the Right from Peter Pan )

"It's a Scam" (to the tune of You Can Fly from Peter Pan )!

"A Stalker's Life" (to the tune of A Pirate's Life from Peter Pan )

"Kanker's Victory" (to the tune of The Elegant Captain Hook from Peter Pan )!

ISLE DELFINO: TREASURE HUNTING

"Hunt For Treasure" (to the tune of Learn to do It from Anastasia )

ISLE DELFINO: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF YOSHI PART ONE

"All You Need's a Tongue" (To the tune of Bare Necessities from The Jungle Book )

A GHOST'S NIGHT ON THE PARK

"Hey! A Rampage" (to the tune of Hey! A Movie from The Great Muppet Caper )

"Hey! A Rampage Reprise" (to the tune of Hey! A Movie Reprise from The Great Muppet Caper )

THE HUNDRED ACRE WOODS GOES TO HELL

"A Guy Like You" (to the tune of A Guy Like You from Hunhback of Notre Dame )

"Rides to Ruin" (to the tune of The Apple Song from Melody Time )

THE LITTLE HITCHHIKER

"Disney Heros" (to the tune of Fathoms Below from The Little Mermaid )

"Ghosts of the Mansion" (to the tune of Daughters of Triton from The Little Mermaid )

"Haunted Mansion" (to the tune of Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid )

"Stupid Ghosts" (to the tune of Les Poissons from The Little Mermaid )!

THE GREAT DISNEY CAPER

"Hey! A Rampage" (to the tune of Hey! A Movie from The Great Muppet Caper )

"All Us Obscure Guys" (to the tune of Happiness Hotel from The Great Muppet Caper )!

"A Parody" (to the tune of Hey! A Movie Reprise from The Great Muppet Caper )

THE MUSIC SHAM

"Give Disney World a Try" (to the tune of Iowa Stubborn from The Music Man )

"Disney Stuff" (to the tune of Human Stuff from The Little Mermaid )!

A GHOST NAMED PHINEAS:

"A Ghost Named Phineas" (to the tune of A Boy Named Charlie Brown from A Boy Named Charlie Brown )

"Batty and Chula's Song" (to the tune of Tears to Shed from Corpse Bride )

"A Screw-Up Ghost" (to the tune of Failure Face from A Boy Named Charlie Brown )!

"If You Can Scare" (to the tune of I Before E from A Boy Named Charlie Brown )

"Champion Phineas" (to the tune of Champion Charlie Brown from A Boy Named Charlie Brown )!

"We're the Best" (to the tune of Lucky Enough to be a Ghost from Casper )

"Ending Medley (to the tune of Various songs from A Boy Named Charlie Brown )

THE BRER WITCH PROJECT

"When the Sun Goes Down on the Park" (to the tune of When the Sun Goes Down in the South from Big River )

"Random Adventure Song" (to the tune of The Girl I Left Behind from Fievel Goes West )

"You Are Villains, Boothill Boys" (to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas )

"Random Adventure Song Reprise" (to the tune of The Girl I Left Behind from Fievel Goes West )

I JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOVE T.R. CHULA!

"Dusk at Disney's Park" (to the tune of The Bells of Notre Dame from The Huchback of Notre Dame )

"Look at Me, I'm T.R.C." (To the tune of Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee from Grease )!

"Chula, R and T" (to the tune of The Bells of Notre Dame from The Huchback of Notre Dame )

SUPER MARIO LYRICS

The entire work is to the tune of Mario songs.

UPCOMING STORIES (I hope)

Calvin at Camp: The Hobbits -In a Tolkien parody, Jason and Marcus set off with their friends to battle an unknown force that has taken over the bowling alley...yes, it's less silly than it sounds. Many songs are featured, of course.

Calvin at Camp: The Brave Little Tiger -A sequel to Toy Story, but not like Pixar! Instead, it's The Brave Little Toaster. Hobbes and the others think Calvin has abandoned them, and set off to find him. This will take some work, as I'll have to figure out how to do bits like the junkyard scene with toys as oppsoed to appliences.

WDW: Big Thunder Mountain -The first Disney World story that does not star the Hitchhiking Ghosts. The Country Bears and the Splash Mountain critters are stuck on a roller coaster!

Calvin at Camp: Calvin's Vacation- Calvin goes on vaction in Cape Cod, leaving the villains free to bring the camp down from the inside. His friends go out to look for him, but end up lost in New York after making a mistake. Meanwhile, Calvin finds himself sharing a house with Susie. Can Hobbes teach him to get along with a girl AND fight off the villains sent out to get them?

Calvin at Camp: Beagle Crossing -Snoopy disappears, worrying Charlie Brown to no end. Where has the dog wound up? Animal Crossing. Oh boy.

Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy: I've Got a Golden Ed -In a parody of "Willy Wonka," Eddy opens a jawbreaker factory that is anything but safe.

Calvin at Camp: Save the Pins- Everyone's bowling game is ruined when Stupendous Man comes to save the "innocent" bowling pins.

Calvin at Camp: Susie Did What! -Fed up with the GROSS club's constant attacks, Susie steals Hobbes, sending Calvin, Jason, and Marcus on a frantic journey to find him, all of them oblivious to the fact that he's hidden right under their noses.

Calvin at Camp: I'm Dreaming of a White Subcon -Bowser decides he must team up with another villain, Wart, in order to take over. The problem? Wart lives in Subcon, which is only acessed through dreams. Seeing as he and his kids are too lazy, they decide to kidnap one of the kids from camp to get them to dream an entrance themselves. But what happens when the Subcon creatures aren't so willing to help Bowser?

Calvin at Camp: When I See an Iguana Fly -Jason and Marcus have a successful experiment and Quincy becomes airborn...but is soon captured by Eugene.

Calvin at Camp: The Worst Thanksgiving Ever -Using twisted logic, Calvin decides to makeitthe best Thanksgiving ever, by making it the worst one ever! Meanwhile, Jason and Marcus film a movie, Hobbes gets everyone lost in the woods while chasing Woodstock, and the Eds play football.

Calvin at Camp: The Tamagouchy -The camp gets a virtual pet that Jason brings in. Like always, things go crazy and the kids find themselves acting as servants to the new arrival. Our heros must figure out the cause of this before it's too late!

Calvin at Camp: Fast Photos -An embarassing picture is flying around the camp.

Calvin at Camp: ScammEd -The snack at camp is jawbreakers, sending Eddy on a scamming rush to get them all.

Calvin at Camp: Jumped the Ed : Thinking the stories are underrated, Eddy decides to "improve" them, but just makes everything worse.

Calvin at Camp: Disney World -In a special episode, the Hitcchiking Ghosts take everyone to Disney World. However, when they get locked in at night, each group finds themselves escaping certain doom!

WDW: Hitchhiker Tales -A spin on the backstory of the trio. Wacky and zany, of course.

Calvin at Camp: Calvin Crossing -Gannondorf decides to repeat the Sims experiment from an earlier story, this time putting Calvin and Hobbes into Animal Crossing. When the two actually start to succeed in the game, Gannondorf decides to step in himself and take over the peaceful town.

Calvin at Camp: Supersize Ed -When the Eds' new resturant has questionable health problems, Jason and Marcus decide to expose the horrors through a documentary.

WDW: Extra TERRORestrial Hitchhiking Encounter -Ezra and Phineas find themselves captured by scientists who have never heard of Disney, believing the ghosts to be aliens. Gus tries to get their two girlfriends to rescue them, but the two don't seem to like each other...

Calvin at Camp: The New Gannondorf -Gannondorf decides to train someone to take over the camp for him, so if they fail, it won't directly be his fault. But can Eugene pull it off?

Calvin at Camp: The Land Before Camp -In a cross-spoof of Jurassic Park, We're Back A Dinosaur's Story, and Land Before Time , Jason tries to bring back the dinosaurs. When the first batch turn out to be too cute and annoying, he decides to make them more primative, resulting in terrifying monsters! Can the kids get the Koopas to help them defeat their new foes?

Calvin at Camp: Capture the Flag -Only the kids at camp would treat the simple game like a war...Things get crazy, like always.

Calvin at Camp: Anything Goes -In a big musical, Eddy prepares a cruise ship-related scam, which is, naturally, unsafe. Meanwhile, Calvin pretends to romance Susie (all part of a plot to humiliate her), but things go wrong when people think he's being serious. It's De-Lovely!

Calvin at Camp: Adventures in Bubblegloop Swamp -Calvin and the gang take a vacation to the Banjo-Kazooie swamp, only to meet the unfriendly Mr. Vile and a few other pesky critters.

Calvin at Camp: Escape From Koopa Fortress No. 5 -Ed is captured by the Koopas and his friends have to journey into the Pipe Maze to save him! But Bowser has a super-secret weapon planned...

Calvin at Camp: The Horror of Click Clock Woods -Another Banjo-Kazooie episode, where Calvin and Hobbes have to save their friends in the magical woods from being swindled and ultimately left to die by a smooth villain.

Calvin at Camp: A Vile Lagoon- The kids get stranded on a small island in the middle of the lagoon in a storm. Sounds bad? Well, when Mr. Vile gets into the real world, it gets worse!

WDW: Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad, Fox? -When the Big Bad Wolf and Brer Fox discover that they are good at capturing each other's enemies, they begin to doubt themselves as the proper species.

WDW: Phinny the Queeg and the Panty Raid -One of the weirdest "Winnie the Pooh" parodies you'll ever see.

WDW: Phinny the Queeg and the Blustery Day -Bad weather in Florida, nothing new there.

Calvin at Camp: Stopping the Unstoppable -Eddy and Jason team up (for the second time, I believe) and slowly begin to take over camp. When Calvin hears news of them starting a casino, he realizes he has to win or risk them taking over for good.

Calvin at Camp: The Hit List- Tracer Bullet/Calvin finds Moe's "hit list" (a list of kids he's planning to beat up that day) and decides to go about saving them. However, things soon turn the opposite direction and Bullet finds himself framed for beating up Jimmy and being stalked by Moe. Only his friends can save him now!

Calvin at Camp: Princess Peach and the Seven Kids, Only One of Them's a Tiger -Mario doesn't trust Peach on her own, so when he goes away, he dumps her at camp. Meanwhile, Bowser finds out that Peach is more powerful than him (she has the power to love), so he decides to kill her, rather than just kidnap her. Will Peach live? Will the kids put up with her? Will Mario finally trust her? Oh yeah, it's a Snow White parody.

WDW: A Match Made Somewhere -Caught up in a romantic mood (after watching Muppets Take Manhattan ), Ezra proposes to Ariel, only to have a major freakout about it an hour later. He quickly calls off the wedding, causing the bride-to-be to leave Disney World and find a new life...and a new boyfriend. Can Ezra win her back?

WDW: The Thief and the Hitchhikers (AKA: The Mansion's Treasure) -Two new character come to the Mansion, both with foul intent. Can the Hitchhikers find the Mansion's alledged treasure before they do?

REQUESTS? IDEAS?

Is there a story in my upcoming ideas that you really, really want to see and don't want to wait for me possibly writing it? Then tell me! I might just get to work right then and there. That's what happened on The Little Hitchhiker .

Have an idea for a story? I don't accept them all, but I used some ideas from Insane Guy of DOOM (thanks again!).

Actually, I don't know if I'll ever get a PM about this, but whatever. I like to write. It's fun.

I WILL WRITE SONGS

I really don't want to sound all cocky and stuff, but if you want a song for your story or something, I'd be happy to write one for you as long as you give me credit. I'm not a master lyricist, but I think I'm pretty good at it, and as you can see, I at least have experience. You be the judge, okay? But, seriously, drop me a line, people. It'd be fun.