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Author has written 28 stories for Fairy Tales, Beauty and the Beast, Disney, Wizard of Oz, and Harry Potter. So, you demand solid facts. At least, I hope you do, because otherwise I'll have to mash them up with a bit of milk and feed them to you with a spoon, which is not dignified. What follows may be somewhat pretentious and contain random bolding. If it helps, I hardly ever do that in my actual writing. I am eighteen years old. This means I am legally able to do all kinds of things I could probably have got away with before, but have never really wanted to do. I live in England, where we really do talk about the weather a lot. The abundance of chip shops makes this bearable. I am at university studying for a degree in English Literature. I don't know what I'm going to do with it, but I'm enjoying it so far! I love musical theatre, but have a curiously closed mind about musicals I'm not familiar with. My initial reaction to the Wicked cast recording was "...meh". Of course, now it's "OMG LET'S DEFY SOME GRAVITY!!" I stalk the UK tour of Beauty and the Beast. I claim that I don't really watch television. This is because any time anyone asks me if I saw some programme last night, I didn't. This happens a lot, leading me to conclude that other people must watch much more TV than me. In actual fact, I frequently get trapped on the sofa by irresistably addictive repeats of Friends. I also love Ugly Betty, New Tricks and Have I Got News For You and lately have become curiously drawn to those programmes where they follow policemen involved in real-life car chases. My favourite films are numerous and ever-changing. Those that stand firm are Beauty and the Beast, When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride, 10 Things I Hate About You and Ella Enchanted. Others that have enjoyed transient partiality include Sweeney Todd, Hairspray, Edward Scissorhands, Mamma Mia, The Importance of Being Earnest and Ever After. My favourite books include the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde, The Princess Bride, Pride and Prejudice and the Artemis Fowl series. I've been writing fanfiction since I was thirteen and hadn't actually heard of it. Naturally I thought it was a fantastic new idea. Of course, in reality it was a painfully obvious Mary Sue fic and ignorance is no excuse. I think my fanfiction has improved since then, but sadly any ability to think of an original story has withered and died. I don't blame fanfiction for this, I think my talents are just limited to stealing other people's ideas and using them to create inferior works. By the way, just in case you were wondering, I don't normally talk or even write like this. I'm just feeling somewhat verbose as I write. Usually I use emoticons and everything, promise! | |||||||||
1. Choices » reviewsA simple choice: left or right? While Maurice reaches the fair, the pet project of an ambitious Enchantress looks set to unravel. With a Beast on a quest for love and Gaston reduced to cuddly proportions, this is one adventure Belle has never dreamed of.Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 8-3-082. The Beholder » reviewsIn a world where an obsession with beauty is not vanity but the only way to stay within the limits of the law, beastliness is not a viable option. --Beauty and the Beast in a futuristic setting--Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 4-15-083. Alternate reviewsOneshot, AU. Belle reflects on being the prisoner of the man she knows is desperate for her to love him, and how things could have been different. Based on my full-length fic Dropping Eaves.Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete4. A Cut Above the Rest Holiday Special 2007 » reviewsCogsworth was never going to be the world's foremost authority on romance but for Nicolette's sake, Lumière is willing to offer his expert advice. Less attractive, however, is the prospect of telling an Enchantress she wasn't exactly top of the guest listBeauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 11-30-075. Hypothetical reviewsChristmas was well behind them now, with a new one approaching, yet things between Cogsworth and Nicolette seemed to remain the same. It was time for Lumière to take action. ONESHOT, prelude to 2007's holiday special and a birthday present for Nikki!Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-13-07 - Complete6. Cora reviewsThe man groaned, bending to pick up his robot. 'I don't want to rush you but your father and his bodyguard will come round in about thirty seconds and I was hoping to have vacated the area by then, so if you wouldn't mind...' BatB ONESHOT, futuristic.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete7. Passage reviewsMy brother was not murdered the night of the siege by the invaders that killed my father. Thias and I saw him in the courtyard with the crown in his hands and a smile on his face.' A brief excerpt from a fairytale of my own invention. Oneshot.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-29-07 - Complete8. Caroline reviewsUntil very recently, Caroline had been a thief. In fact, she had been free of this status for about a minute, which was also how long she had been running. She had to get to him before they did. 'True Colours' rewrite in a oneshot. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete9. Harry Potter and the Muggle Comprehensive reviewsA reluctant postal service, lampposts practising delaying tactics and a lunchtime detention. Harry Potter would never have guessed he'd be so pleased to see, of all things, a pink umbrella. Oneshot. No spoilers whatsoever!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-17-07 - Harry P. - Complete10. Embers reviewsBeauty and the Beast, some Beast POV pondering. Previously posted, I forget what as. ONESHOT.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete11. Burning reviewsCinderella's prince contemplates the passion inspired by one dance. Oneshot, previously posted on this site some time ago under another title.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete12. Perspectives reviewsBeauty and the Beast: Three retelling ideas run very quickly together to prove a vaguely artistic point. Probably best described as 'interesting'. Oneshot.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-27-07 - Complete13. Dropping Eaves » reviewsBecause it was a conversation Belle should under no circumstances have overheard, she happened to be standing by the door at the time. How would the story have been different if the secret of the curse had not been kept so well? AU.Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,968 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 10-5-06 - Complete14. Elyssa reviewsThe ocean spoke to Elyssa. Just once. But it told her all she needed to know. Little Mermaid, ONESHOT. For Kenzie.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-2-07 - Complete15. A One Day Bargain reviewsLetting a frog sleep on her pillow is perhaps not a princess's idea of fun. ONESHOTFairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-20-07 - Complete16. Dawn Princess reviewsAn edited version of a story I had here a while ago. Based on the classic version of 'Sleeping Beauty' but with a little Disney inspiration. Just a short piece with some of the princess's thoughts on eternal sleep...Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-12-07 - Complete17. Fairytale Protection Squad reviewsONESHOT. A fairytale proctection officer ponders how much more difficult life gets once everything starts being retold. Not particularly intelligent, just some ramblings from someone who's doing too many exams right now...Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete18. All To Do With You reviewsWickedinspired and significantly referenced. Miss Gulch rides her bicycle during the tornado and some new light is shed on the Dorothy situation. ONESHOTWizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-07 - Complete19. Sixteen reviewsSleeping Beauty oneshot, set after she's taken back to the castle. Just some reactions and thoughts. Enjoy!Disney - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-1-07 - Complete20. Not Becoming reviewsBeauty and the Beast oneshot, a very lazy edit of 'Dusk'. Beauty POV.Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-10-07 - Complete21. The One Thing We're Looking For » reviewsHOLIDAY SPECIAL: A gift for all my friends here in the Beauty and the Beast category. A year after their eventful first Christmas, Belle and her Prince hold a ball, but not everything is to go as planned. Ch9 edited for Faith!Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,471 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 12-9-06 - Complete22. Dangerous Pastime reviewsJust as all hope seemed lost, Belle came back. But, equally importantly, everyone got down to some serious thinking. Slightly unusual format, hope you enjoy! ONESHOTBeauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-29-06 - Complete23. Directions » reviewsAria broke a promise to her cursed lover and must now journey east of the sun and west of the moon to find him. A fic in a small number of chapters. Don't ask me how small.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 8-15-0624. Object of Revulsion reviews“Gosh, Gaston,” said Lefou, his expression somewhere between awed and worried. “I can’t believe it. That monster actually pushed you off the roof?” ONESHOTBeauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-3-06 - Complete25. Except One Uncle Who reviewsMaurice hesitated. Perhaps this hadn’t been the time to bring up the unfortunate story of Uncle Amaury. It was really more of a family legend, anyway...Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-20-06 - Complete26. His 'n' Hers: A Modern Parody » reviewsPoor modern retellings. They get a lot of stick, don't they? What am I talking about? Well, let me summarise...Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 9-1-06 - Complete27. For Understanding reviewsOneShot, Beast angst. No creative summary writing here! While Belle goes to rescue her father, Beast monologues a bit. Well, he wasn't doing much else...Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-27-06 - Complete28. Clock Strikes » reviewsShort twopart story based on Cinderella. Probably not the most original piece in the world, but it took me so long to write I have to post it somewhere! Criticism welcome, but try to be nice...Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-20-06 - Complete
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