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since: 06-24-05, id: 840037, Profile Updated: 11-01-09
country: United States
Author has written 7 stories for One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, and Harry Potter.

Once upon a time, there was a land filled with hugs and glomps. The stars we're brightly lit, the sun was out everyday and there was never snow or rain! Chibi Gaaras and Luffys ran around the fields, and Jess Likes Biting ran around screamin' Akon songs at the top of her voice. But more importantly in the smallest box in the middle of the town, lived a girl. She had black and purple curly hair and dark brown eyes, and often was seen yelling, "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot. Although usually she was roundin' up many Luffys and tying them up for her own uses. Her name is Taco, and yes, you should be VERY VERY jealous.

LOOK AT ME DEVIANTART PAGE. xD It's ChiakiAriwara(dot)Deviantart(Dot)Com

NOTICE: All of my fics are going to go on a indefinite hiatus. I have just too many things to deal with in my life. I got to college, I have work,I'm trying to type up my original story that I aspire to have published. My mother's health is no good either. It's all too crazy. I am sorry for those who looked forward to the rest of my fics. That's life, man. I'm online everyday, so you can contact me at any time via email or IM. Doesn't mater to me. lol Sorry for all of this but...yeah...

Email: anilynn14ATyahooDOTcom

MSN: hibiki-chanAThotmailDOTcom

AIM: gaaraloverchichi

Age: 18

Hair: Dark Brown

Eyes: Dark Brown

Fav Color: Black, Red, Silver

Likes: Dogs, Ice Cream, Anime, Music, Being Lazy

Dislikes: People who are gay. (Not gay guys. I love gay guys. I mean people who piss me of and think they're so great.) Being bothered when I'm doing something, Bugs and Veggies. lol

Status: Tis the bi-sexual

I can be random and loud...like all the time. But I can also be a bitch too. lol

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, One Piece, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Death Note, Gravitation, Beyblade, Angel Sanctuary, Prince of Tennis and I have a long list so...yea. I NOW HAVE AN OBSESSION FOR OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!! xDDDDDDD LOL Fruits Basket has made it's way into my heart.

Favorite Non-Anime: Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: CI, WWE Raw, Maury, Jerry Springer, Steve Wilkos Show, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, The Wayan Bros., Psych and House.

Music: Anything good except Rap and Country

Favorite Books: Harry Potter series, , Captive of My Desires, Of Mice and Men...er...thats all, at least...that all I can remember. xD

Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Johanna Lindsey, John Steinback...can't remember anything else...

Hottest Anime Guys EVER:

Naruto: Gaara, Sasuke, Kiba, Itachi, Kakashi, Neji, Deidara, Shikamaru,Sasori

Inuyasha: Inuyasha! Sesshomaru, Bankotsu

Beyblade: Kai, Rei, Hiro, Brooklyn, Garland, Mystel, Miguel, Tala, Ozuma, King, Johnny, Enrique, Kane,

Full Metal Alchemist: Edward Elric, DUH. Envy, Russel

Chrno Crusade: Chrono(in his true form), Aion, Joshua

One Piece: Luffy, Zoro, Shanks, Sanji, Franky xD, Dracule Mihawk, Kohza, Ace, Kuro. xD

E's Otherwise: Shen-Lon, Kai, Yuuki, Eiji

Peacemaker Kurogane: Souji Okita, Tetsu(He's cute), Shinpachi Nagakura

Princess Tutu: Fakir

Samurai Champloo: Mugen, Jin

Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin, Sasousuke, Yahiko.

Prince of Tennis: Ryoma Echizen, Eiji Kikumaru, Tezuka Kunimitsu

Ouran Hugh School Host Club: Suoh Tamaki, THE HITACHIIN TWINS -squeals- x33333, Mori-sempai, Kowai Kyouya-kun. xD And you have to absolutly LOVE Hunny-kun! HES SO KAWAII! XD Haruhi is very cute as well. Lawl

Fruits Basket: As of now...Yuki, Kyo and Shigure. Kyo is my fave. lol

Favorite Types of Fanfiction: I LOVE a good Yaoi and Yuri fic, but mostly Yaoi...'cause it's hot! x3 I like a good story with an OCXrandom Character as long as he/she isn't a freaking Mary Sue or a Gary Stu. I absolutely hate it. I like regular pairings too, as long as its good. Oh...as for incest...er...The only incest pairing I aboslutely LOVE is NejiXHinata. That is ALL! Oh...and some Twincest...with Hikaru and Kaoru. It is love. xD

Favorite Pairings

Naruto

SasuXNaru SasuXSaku NaruXSaku NaruXHina HinaXNeji NejiXTen LeeXSaku SakuXGaa KakaXIru KibaXHina ShikaXIno ShikaXTema er...that's all I could get from the top of my head. LOL

One Piece

LuXNa NaXSan SanXZo ZoXRob RobXLu (Don't ask) UssXPer That is all...for now. lol

Beyblade

KaiXRei FTW! ...That's it. xD

Er...that is all. xD I'll do more. lawl

Copy and Paste Stuff. =D

If you are an Otaku (Huge anime or manga fan) copy this in your profile

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer copy this in your profile

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, Hibiki-Chan

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2007 WHEN...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

A friend would call you while your in jall, a good friend visits you while your in jail and a best friend would be sitting next to you and say: "WOW, THAT WAS AWESOME. LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Someone makes fun off you. A good friend would make fun off them back. A true friend would beat the shit out off them for you.

If you have a best friend or a true friend, then copy this and past it in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.


90 of the teenage population would be dead if Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're one of the 10 laughing hysterically.


If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe child abuse is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

If you have attempted alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or clapping your hands, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, LoveIchigo, Inner-Hollow, Fullmetal Embers, Iniesetsu,GenMcVile, GIANTFLYINGRADISHOFDOOM WAS HERE! Mrs.MonkeyD.Hitachiinx3

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

I've you've ever laughed for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sofi Bleuphyre is the QUEEN OF AWESOMENESS, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you talk to inanimate objects

If you have ever wished you had a squeaky mallet and/or a pet penguin copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Conan's an idiot and he should just tell Ran his secret even though it means risking getting axe-kicked, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Armstrong should get a shirt superglued to his 'manly' self, copy and paste.

Harry Potter! (Yes...I'm a loser...xD)

1. Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

2. Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Prisoner of Azkaban

3. Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Fred and George!

4. What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor. =D

5. But what house would you think you'll be in? Probably Gryffindor or Ravenclaw

6. Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick. I cannot get over that he is NEARLY headless...It's bad ass. xD

7. What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defence Against the Dark Arts!

8. Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? SNAPE FTW!

9. Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? a Beater...I hit things. xD

10. Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? ...I suck...really bad...so...the audience. xD

11. Who do you want to make friends with? Draco. xD I'm joking...us two...will probably end up fighting everyday...though he is awesome. I would love to be friends with Harry and the gang...and the twins...'cause they are full of win. =D

12. If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione.

13. Why would he/she be your best buddy? Hermione and I both love to read.

14. Which character in the book can you relate to? Hermione. I'm called a dork/nerd all the time. xD

15. What pet would you get? A cat, owl, toad, or rat? A owl...they're cool

Yes/No Questions:

17. Do you think Snape is on Voldemort's side? I did...for a while...until...-cries-

18. Did you cry when Dumbledore died? I didn't cry...but I was so pissed off I ranted about it for days. xD I'll probably cry when I watch the movie...

19. Did you cry when Sirius died? Once again...ranted for days...when I watched the movie...I bawled.

20. Did you cry when Cedric Diggory died? In the book...was pissed. After the movie...-sniffles-

21. Do you like the outcome of the Deathly Hallows? I love how the ending came out. Amazing

22. Did you like the couples that the books ended with? HELLZ YEAH!

23. Do you often dream of yourself in Hogwarts? FUCK YEAH! I write fanfics...xD

24. Would you freak out if you found out you had to come face-to-face to a dragon? Oh no...I always like to get a close look at Dragons (sarcasm)

I Hate Racism...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Favorite Quotes

John Proctor: Go to bed, Mary.
Mary Warren: I'll not be ordered to bed anymore, Mr. Proctor. I am 18 now and a woman... however single.
John Procter: If you wish to sit up, then sit up.
Mary Warren: I wish to go to bed.
John Proctor: Good night, then.
Mary Warren Good night. - The Crucible by Athur Miller. Its the best.

Betty Parris: I want my mama.
Abigail Williams: Your mama's dead and buried.
Betty Parris: I'll find her! Let me fly! Mama! No!
Abigail Williams: Why are you doing this? I told you, he knows now.
Betty Parris: You drank blood Abby. Did you tell him that?
Abby slaps Betty
Abigail Williams: Don't you ever say that again!
Betty Parris: You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!
Abby throws Betty on the bed and starts hitting her
Abigail Williams: Shut up! All of you. We danced. That is all, and mark this, if anyone breathe a word or the edge of a word about the other things, I will come to you in the black of some terrible night, and I will bring with me a pointy reckoning that will shudder you! And you know I can do it. I saw Indians smash my dear parents' heads on the pillow next to mine. And I have seen some reddish work done at night. And I can make you wish you had never seen the sun go down! - The Crucible Again, Abby is such a bitch. But I like her. lol

"We're brothers, we're happy and we're singing and we're colored. Give me a high 5." The Wayan Bros. Theme. xD

"Oh HELL NAW!" Me and my friend when we act retarded or when we see sutin' stupid.

"I'm the LOL master." My friend again when I commented her about her laughing too much.

"Fuck you!" "You would!" "You wish!" I got that from a fanfic I read. I forgot what its called though.

"You skinny racist bitch!" An over voice of an One Piece episode.its so funny.

"Get your game on!" Jaden from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

"Chazz it up!" Chazz from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

"You just hate me 'cause I'm black." "No, it's because you're light skinned." Something my friend made up. lol

"The Champ is Here!" John Cena from WWE Raw.

"Yo Momma is so fat, even Naruto doesn'y believe it!" An Icon I saw.

"You Fail." Me and my friend when we see someone actin stupid. lol

"I dont know how I got fat. You were there when you got fat!" Carlos Mencia.

"DEE DEE DEE!" Carlos Mencia.

"I don't care if you're fat. But be fat and happy, or lose weight." Carlos Mencia

"Don't worry about Zoro. He's just a jerk face asshole who has a stick up his ass." Chiaki from my This Can't Be Real fic. Check it out. xD

"My name is Chicken Wing Platter." My brother in a fake Middle Eastern accent. xD No Disrespect to the Middle easterns out there. It was just funny how my brother said it.

"I can have sex when I want, where I want and how I want it!" My brother yelled this at my mom when we was watching an episode of Maury about the out of control teens who have sex everywhere and need to get they asses beat. I mean, what parent would let they children beat them. If I hit my mama, she beat my ass. Oh man, this next quote explains it.

"I brought yaw in this world, and I can take yaw out." Ah yes my mama. Evil little bitch, and she knows this! She even admits it. But I cant call her that 'cause she'll smack me. ITS TOUGH LOVE BABY!! And I know whats that like. Those girls from Maury need to get a good OLD FASHION ASS WHOOPIN'!! I remember those...Good Times. Good times...xD Not really since I was crying. But I dont get those any more. xD

(Ok, Sonic is driving a car and Tails is in the passenger seat. xD)

Tails: "Hey Sonic. Why aren't we, you know, running? That's usually fun."

Sonic: "I'm 38 years old. I have diareah constantly. All I eat is fuckin chili dogs. That's why I got a fuckin car. The fuck else do you want? We're not running. Fuck!"xD -- I got this from a video I saw on Youtube."Real Life Smash Brothers Brawl Trailer. xD Basically its people dressed in the characters and they make this fake as trailer. Oh man its hilarious.

(They are still in the car)

Sonic: "Know what the call the, uh, Nintendo Wii in France?"

Tails: "I have no idea. What do they call it?"

Sonic: "Nintendo Royal with Cheese."

Tails: "That doesn't make any fuckin sense."

Sonic: "Well it fuckin true Garfield! Jesus Christ!" He hits Tails. "Trying to tell you a fuckin story. God damn!"

--Yea, same vid. You have to watch it. xD

(Okay, now Mario is making this big speech while riding on Yoshi. xD)

Mario: "Friends of Smash Brothers. I am Mario Mario"

Luigi: "I heard Mario Mario is 7 feet tall."

Mario: "The fuck I aint!"

"I don't care! Beat me up!" lol Me and my brother were watching Cops and these cops wear trying to hold a criminal down. OMG That was the best. That made my day. Me and my bro kept on saying it. lol

Ok, My bro, Jay and his friends Jeremy and Joe were playing Halo 2:

Game: He's your leader (OR something like that xD)

Joe and Jeremy: RAPE YOUR LEADER!

Me: HAHA!

Jay: Fuck you!

You see, Jay sat down on the remote and it went up his ass. xD He got ass raped and we wouldn't let him forget it. xD

Jeremy: HAHA! ROMO THE HOMO STRIKES BACK!

Jay: Shut up!

LOL Once again, my bro is being ass raped my inanimate objects. This time it was the chair. lol

"She is a handsome woman." - My U.S. History teacher when we was looking at a pic of some crowd and a man looking lady was in the front. lol

House MD Quotes (There's going to be a lot because this show has a million awesome quotes.)

House: "No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate." -Season 1 Episode 3 "Occam's Razor"

Wilson: "That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality."
House: "Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain." - Season 1 Episode 3 "Occam's Razor" LOL Dr. House with highlights. xD

House: "Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg". I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning."
Cuddy: "Short, sweet, grab a file."
House: "This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board ... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
That is true, isn't it?(to Cuddy)
But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem ... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? " - Season 1 Episode 3 "Occam's Razor" OMFG! I almost died laughing watching that.

Cameron: "Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago." pause to breathe deep and stare at each other. Chase i speechless. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?- Season 1 Episode 3 "Occam's Razor" LOL Chase's face was SOOO funny. He is just TOO CUTE! xD

Lola: "Even if real human contact is something you don't have or even want or need, you should at least be able to see it in other people."
House: "Yeah. Right. True love. That's just how we match organs these days. There's a couple in France, high school sweethearts - they're trading brains."- Season 1 Episode 11 "Detox"

House: "What, you're saying I've only got one friend?"
Wilson: "Uh, and who...?"
House: "...Kevin, in Bookkeeping."
Wilson: "Okay, well first of all, his name's Carl."
House: "I call him Kevin. It's a secret "friendship club" name." - Season 1 Episode 11 "Detox"

House: "Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both."- Season 2 Episode 24 "No Reason"

House: "Why did you try to kill me?"
Moriarty: "I didn't."
House: "Then the gun thing might have been a mistake." - Season 2 Episode 24 "No Reason"

Dr. House: You're trying to have sex with Cuddy.
Dr. Wilson: eating ...Fries?
Dr. House: You took her to a play; you only take women to plays because...
Dr. Wilson: No, you only take women to plays for that reason.
Dr. House: Okay, then why did you take her to a play?
Dr. Wilson: She's a friend.
Dr. House: A friend with a squish-mitten.
Dr. Wilson: It is possible to have a friend of the opposite sex without...
Dr. House: Blasphemer! She's not a friend of the opposite sex, she's a different species; she's an administrator, she's gonna eat your head after she's done.
Dr. Wilson: Yes, I slept with her.
Dr. House: Mouth open in disbelief Seriously?
Dr. Wilson: No.
Dr. House: Trying to catch Wilson lying Yes you did.
Dr. Wilson: Quietly Yes, I did.
Dr. House: Seriously?
Dr. Wilson: No. You've got a problem, House. - Season 3 Episode 19 "Act Your Age"

Hannah: I wanna see my mother!
Dr. House: Hi again. Not sure I can say this without sounding condescending, but then you'd get the false impression that I respect you, so... you're a kid. You're scared, you're stalling. Grow up.
Hannah: I'm not scared. I'm never scared.
Dr. House: See? How juvenile was that? You can't feel pain - nothing left but pleasure. Why don't you tell me how wonderful that is!
Hannah: It sucks.
Dr. House: Better than being in pain all the time. Get in the chair!
Hannah stays on the floor, House gets a syringe
Hannah: Every morning I have to check my eyes to make sure I didn't scratch a cornea in my sleep.
Dr. House: Oh god, stop! I'm in a pool of tears here.
Hannah: I can't cry.
Dr. House: Neither can I. Every morning I check my eyes for jaundice to see if the Vicodin finally shot my liver.
Hannah: I can't run anywhere without examining all my toes for swelling.
Dr. House: I can't run.
Hannah: Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat.
Dr. House: Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour.
Hannah: I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom. Do you know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that?
Dr. House: Bathroom's 50 feet from my office. For every drink of water I weigh the pros and cons.
Hannah: After everything I do, I self-check: Mouth, tongue, gums for cuts, count teeth, check temperature, toes and joints for swelling, skin for bruises...
Dr. House: I got shot.
Hannah pauses, Cameron and Chase exchange looks
Hannah: I sat on a stove when I was three. Wanna see the coil marks?
Dr. House: Yeah.
Hannah: Do you think I'm lying?
Dr. House: Do you think I just wanna check out your tucus, as your people would say?
Hannah gets up and lifts her gown, House gives her an injection, she becomes unconscious
Dr. House: Put her in the chair and run the damn test. If she moves again, give her nitrous.
House turns to leave, but Cameron intercepts him
Dr. Cameron: You weren't shot because of leg pain, you were shot because you're a jerk!
Dr. House: Some think the two are connected. -Season 3 Episode 14 "Insensitive"

Dr. Cameron: So I’m thinking we should have sex.
Dr. Chase: confused That makes sense.
Dr. Cameron: Despite the wisdom of pop songs there’s no point in putting our lives on hold until love comes along. We’re both healthy and busy people, and we work together so it's convenient.
Dr. Chase: Like microwave pizza?
Dr. Cameron: And of all the people I work with you’re the one I’m least likely to fall in love with.
Dr. Chase: Like microwave pizza.
Dr. Cameron: The point here is to make things simpler, not more complicated. Some day there’ll be a time to get serious about someone. Meanwhile, we’ve already had sex once and didn’t get weird about it, so…
Dr. Chase: I get it, I get it. So, what if I’m offended by your judgment?
Dr. Cameron: Then you’re not the man I’m looking for.
Cameron walks away. Chase shakes his head, then follows her, grinning -Season 3 Episode 4 "Insensitive"

Dr. House: Ah, my birthday. Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the Sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over - Season 1 Episode 6 "The Socratic Method"

Dr. Cameron: Black defendants are ten times more likely to get a death sentence than whites.
Dr. Foreman: Doesn't mean we need to get rid of the death penalty, do we? It just means we need to kill more white people. - Season 2 Episode 1 "Acceptance"

Dr. House: Start treating Jabba for Pickwicken Syndrome. His 96 double Zs are probably putting pressure on his chest and suffocating him...what's normal for a hippopotamus...Lets see what Shammu's been up to besides eating. This conversation is over because I've officially run out of clever things to call the guy. - Season 3 Episode 6 "Que Sera Sera"

About getting the patient on the MRI machine
Cameron: The weight limit is obviously just an estimation, its not like it can hold 450 pounds fine and it'll instantly collapse at 451.
Chase: Its not one pound over, he's a 150 pounds over.
Cameron: I don't care, he still deserves the same standard of cares that anyone else.
Foreman: And you believe the machine will stand on principles? - Season 3 Episode 6 "Que Sera Sera"

Dr. Foreman: On George, the extremely obese patient He wants to be discharged.
Dr. House: Oh right, places to go, people to eat. - Season 3 Episode 6 "Que Sera Sera"

Dr. Wilson: About George Selectively rational, stubborn, uncooperative. Maybe you should check his leg.
Dr. House: Guffaws Did you see what he did there? The patient's like me! The patient's... three mes!- Season 3 Episode 6 "Que Sera Sera"

Gabe: You know what? I didn't let you come along so you could suck all the fun out of my one day of life.
Dr. House: Well, you're out of luck, 'cause that's totally why I'm here. - Season 3 Episode 7 "Son of a Coma Guy"

Dr. Cuddy: Did you give corticosteroids to speed the baby's lung development?
Dr. House: No, I dropped an anvil on its chest to prevent lung development! I'm trying to extinguish the human race one fetus at a time. -Season 3 Episode 17 "Fetal Position"

I'll have more later.

Stories

This Can't Be Real: Chiaki is your average teenager whos parents are ashamed to call their daughter. After a freak accident, she is sent to The world of One Piece. Why was she sent there? And what are these strange feelings she's having for a certain Captain? LuOC ZoOC

Forget The Past: Chiaki is an Ex-Con and Hitomi is her goody two shoes sister. Both have suffered in painful ways. Will their enrollment in Ouran Academy make them forget their painful pasts, or will their past catch up to them? HikaXOCXKao MoriXOC TamaXHaru

Romance Dawn High School: OP AU fic. Chiaki and Hitomi are the new students at Romance Dawn. Chao ensues as the two try to survive. Whores, boys,mary-sues and sexy teachers. How the hell are they going to survive all that? AceXOC ZoXOC M for language rape and abuse, -not too much-

One-Shots

Just Desserts: Lemon One-shot. LuffyXOC Luffy always liked dessert. What happens when Luffy has eyed Chiaki as his dessert course? Rated M for smex!

The Best Birthday Present Ever: Today is Luffy's Birthday, but everyone has seemed to forgotten about it. This makes Luffy sad, but Chiaki is there to make it all better. LOL “This is the best birthday present, ever.”

Funny Vids not owned by me. xD

Full Metal Alchemist Abridged

Real Life Smash Bros Brawl Trailer


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1. This Can't Be Real » reviews
HIATUS Chiaki is your average teenager whos parents are ashamed to call their daughter. After a freak accident, she is sent to The world of One Piece. Why was she sent there? And what are these strange feelings she's having for a certain Captain? LuOC
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,695 - Reviews: 512 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 10-7-07 - Luffy
2. Are You Cereal? reviews
HIATUS Natacha, Jermaine, Melissa and Melissa -Yes, two-, four average American High Schoolers were randomly chosen to attend a school in Europe. They soon find out that that school was actually Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-30-09
3. Forget the Past » reviews
HIATUS Chiaki is an Ex-Con and Hitomi is her goody two shoes sister. Both have suffered in painful ways. Will their enrollment in Ouran Academy make them forget their painful pasts, or will their past catch up to them? HikaXOCXKao MoriXOC TamaXHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,680 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 4-6-08 - Hikaru H. & Mori/Takashi M.
4. Just Dessert reviews
Lemon One-shot. LuffyXOC Luffy always liked dessert. What happens when Luffy has eyed Chiaki as his dessert course? Rated M for smex!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-08 - Luffy - Complete
5. Romance Dawn High School » reviews
HIATUS OP AU fic. Chiaki and Hitomi are the new students at Romance Dawn. Chao ensues as the two try to survive. Whores, boys,mary-sues and sexy teachers. How the hell are they going to survive all that? AceXOC ZoXOC M for language rape and abuse,
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 6-13-08 - Zoro & unknown
6. Romance Dawn High School Should I do it? reviews
If you're interested, please read. I would love your opinions on this story. . Should I really make a One Piece AU High school fic? Its already posted yeah! lol
One Piece - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-7-08 - Complete
7. The Best Birthday Present Ever reviews
Today is Luffy's Birthday, but everyone has seemed to forgotten about it. This makes Luffy sad, but Chiaki is there to make it all better. LOL “This is the best birthday present, ever.”
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-4-08 - Luffy - Complete
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