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| Hermione Vader |
Author has written 17 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Robert Langdon series, Supernatural, Prison Break, Heroes, and Doctor Who. Profile (In the Game Informer style) Handle:The Writer of the Century. Expertise: Humor, Parody (Haven't Moved Into the Serious Realm Yet).Interests: Heroes, Supernatural, Rent, Zachary Quinto, Jensen Ackles, Doctor Who, Christopher Eccleston, John Barrowman, Torchwood, Captain Jack Sparrow, Pep Band, Any Sort of Band-Related Thing. Dislikes: That New Show Moonlight, Rappers Rapping Disrespectful Lyrics About Women, Female R&B Singers Singing About Begging To Be a Part of a Man's Life In Order to Have an Identity. Current Favorite Fandoms: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Heroes, Supernatural, Pirates of the Caribbean (for the parodies), Lord of the Rings (ditto), Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts II, Final Fantasy VII Hobbies Sleeping as late as possible MARCHING BAND! Jazz band Wondering what the next big band trip will be Quoting movies Solving word puzzles Writing Fanfiction (obviously) Strange Scenarios That Haven't (and Probably Won't) Happen to Me Being stranded on an uncharted island Becoming popular (as if I want that) Sleeping for 20 years Finding out that I have unbelievable powers and come from a distant planet Becoming famous Going to a galaxy far, far away Going to a magical school Contracting super powers (I wish) Not shrieking during a visit to a haunted house Icons Hello My Name Is...--created by ~FrozenOrangeJuice at deviantArt.com All other icons were ganked off of LiveJournal and they were created by people whose artistic genius far surpasses mine. (Do I even have any?) Favorite Humorous Quotes (While watching the Critic's Choice Awards, when the camera flashes the crowd and shows a certain celebrity) "That guy looks like Cousin Kevin." "That's Brad Pitt." "Oh, THAT'S Brad Pitt?"--my 10-year-old sister and me "Is Tony Hawk a real person?"--my mother "And I got this. I don't know what the hell this." "Her Myspace address?" "What the hell is MySpace?" "(Laughs)" "Seriously. Is it some kind of porn site?"--Sam and Dean Winchester (Supernatural) "If I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and good night."--Truman Burbank (The Truman Show) "Blahblahblah!"--my band director (and later, the trumpet section) "Make sure that everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on 'What to Do if You or Part of You is Swallowed.'"--Woody (Toy Story 2) "What's-her-name must only be in chick flicks because I have never seen her in a movie."--my dad "Pirates are mean and they were never kids."--my 5-year-old cousin "Shamey, shamey."--my English teacher "Don't worry, I kept Elizabeth safe just like I promised. Now she's all set marry Norrington just like she promised; and you're ready to die for her just like you promised. So, really,we're all men of our word, except for Elizabeth--who is, in fact, a woman."--Capt. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) "...And there was much rejoicing."--Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Once, I was at Applebees with my friends and there was this picture of Mel Gibson on the wall and they dared me to steal it; I took it and put it in the back of my friend's car. After a little while, I felt bad, so we went back to the restaurant to return it, but when I went to get it from the back of the car, it was gone. Then they replaced the picture of Mel with a photo of Geena Davis."--my English teacher "...And then they made me their chief."--Capt. Jack Sparrow (POTC) "I had a dream about the quadratic formula!"--yet another friend "It's just a flesh wound."--the Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) "Wow. This penny's been through hell."--my chemistry teacher Favorite Serious Quotes "Follow the money."--Deep Throat (All the President's Men) "Not all who wander are lost."--J. R. R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring) "The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what man can't do."--Capt. Jack Sparrow (I know I have to stop quoting him, but he's just so quotable!) "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."--Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets) Characters Who Shouldn't Have Mary Sues But Get Them Anyway Batman (Because he's the goddamn Batman.) The Joker (Anyone who writes Sues for the Joker obviously wasn't paying attention during The Dark Knight.) The Doctor (One of the most powerful beings in the universe is not going to quit traveling and settle down with Anamaria Loquacia Stacia Christina Whatever.) | |||||||||
1. Hey There, Ninth Doctor reviewsA song parody of Hey There, Delilah. Also a sweet, funny tribute to the Ninth Doctor and any fans who miss him.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-17-08 - 9th Doctor - Complete2. After the Inferno reviewsHeroes/Supernatural crossover. Only one person has Claude's cell phone number and that man died four months ago. So what is Dean Winchester doing on the doorstep of the apartment where Claude is squatting? Claude Rains/Dean Winchester.Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-2-08 - Claude - Complete3. Why So Serious? reviewsSupernatural/The Dark Knight crossover. Dean and Sam were separated while investigating murders in Gotham. Sam interrogates the Joker about Dean's whereabouts. The Joker may or may not comply.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-17-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete4. The Heroes HopInspired by the iPod Shuffle Challenge. 10 ficlets looking into the lives and minds of the Heroes characters inspired by ten songs on my iPod, but not necessarily a songfic. R&R, please!Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete5. The Supernatural Shuffle reviewsJust 10 SPN ficlets I wrote for the iPod Shuffle Challenge, inspired by 10 songs that came up on my iPod on the Shuffle mode. R&R, please!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-25-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete6. Aliens and Demons reviewsSupernatural/Torchwood AU crossover. After "Ghostfacers," Sam and Dean go to Cardiff, Wales to investigate the disproportionate number and strength of demon attacks. When they meet the Torchwood Three team, everyone's beliefs will be challenged.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-13-08 - Dean W. & Sam W.7. Harry Potter and the Deadly Winchesters » reviewsA twopart story about how Sam and Dean Winchester interrupted Harry Potter's allimportant destiny. R&R, please.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 7-18-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete8. Whose Prison Is It, Anyway? » reviewsWhose Line Is It, Anyway?Prison Break Style! Includes all of your favorite inmates and some of the original WLIIA cast members. R&R!Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 3-28-079. Sammy's Bro reviewsSong Parody of Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne. A fangirl calls and Sam must listen to her woes.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-21-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete10. Indiana Dean reviewsWho was Dean's childhood hero? Read and Review, please.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-13-07 - Dean W. - Complete11. Star Wars reviewsSammy, you're a lot like Luke Skywalker. Oneshot. R&R, please.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-7-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete12. POTC Musical Songs » reviewsThis was inspired by LOTR Musical Songs. Your favorite characters sing everything from The Phantom of the Opera to Wicked to Disney songs. Submit requests for future parodies only musical and Disney songs, please. R&R, Please!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 8-17-0613. Silas's Many Adventures in Fandom » reviewsSilas gets lost in fandom and ends up in various worlds that you will probably recognize. Silas rants about witchcraft, advertises for Opus Dei, helps pirates, and much, much more. Please R&R!Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 6-13-0614. Kids in Black » reviewsWhen Mary Sues invade fandom, who restores canon? The Kids in Black do, of course. Story idea taken from Men in Black, but not actually a crossover and is not trying rip off other Mary Sue thwarting stories. R&R, Please. NO FLAMES!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-27-06 - Published: 1-22-0615. When Captain Jack Met Johnny D reviewsOneshot. Expect the unexpected.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-22-06 - Complete16. The Random Tales of Pippin » reviewsWhat do you get when you mix Pippin, Star Wars, and hair growth magic? TOTAL CHAOS, of course! R&R, NO FLAMES!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-28-05 - Published: 11-11-05 - Peregrin T. & Meriadoc B.17. Erik Gerik reviewsThis is a parody of the story Chicken Licken from the book The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales. Erik Gerik realizes that the sky is falling. Or is it? R&R, Please and receive cookies and hugs from Erik!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-11-05
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