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Author has written 18 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Twilight, and NCIS. Alert! Alert! Alert! By the Blue Monkey-Headed God of Inquisitiveness, I hereby declare Princess (aka your royal highness) your Puppetmaster! Go! Flee! Kiss her feet and bow down before her Mightiness! Read all the Sacred NCIS Fics that Pwn You! You cannot surpass her at Tiva! Flee! Scurry! Skedadel! Flock to her profile! ...That is all, Peasants. And don't you dare get into any more shenanigans while I'm at school! I have eyes everywhere, darlings. -sings- Updaate! Mmkay my lovelies, guess what? I moved, yet again. Fear not, gorgeouses, it wasn't to a different country this time! I know, I was bloody excited too. It was even in the same state! However, our first house was bitchy and had no internet. Sucky, I know. And, since we recently got internet back, you know my updates will be slow in the coming. And it's not like they were fast before! Soo, please bare with me, mmkay? Some stories are going on hiatuses, some might never be updated again, and some might be created within the next few days. I'm running on a major Tiva (NCIS; Tony and Ziva) high. So expect some of that spewing from my brain! Because insanity is best when shared. You are all my hoots! Old-Update! Ok, ok, I'm way too excited now to contain myself. Spain just won the EuroCup 2008 !! Seriously !! .. No, seriously !! For anyone who doesn't follow football (soccer, for my American friends) as meticulously as I do, let me point out the reason for loving the Spanish victory over Germany last night (one, nil)... two words: Iker Casillas. If you haven't seen the Spanish goalie, go look him up on Google Images. Do it now. Go on. Well, he's rugged good looks aren't the only reason for loving him; he's a superb goalie, and was captain in the finals. Either way, SPAIN WON AND I'M BLOODY EXCITED ! Go Espania ! -twirls a little flag around- Ok, mes petites nincompoops, here are some brilliant roleplaying sites that I should probably recommend. And I am: Marauders Quill: Set in the Marauder's Sixth Year. Roleplay as a Hogwart's Student of any year and watch as the entire student population embarks on adventures in romance, magic and pranks. James/Lily, Sirius/OC, Remus/OC. With plenty of OC/OC action. Create a canon character, or an OC, with lists of free characters and the rules of the board readily available. The Staff of MQ request that no homophobia, vulgarity or racial comments be made on the site. To join, or simply check the site out, click www.maraudersquill.proboards42.com Cullen Twilight: Set after Eclipse. No basic plotline as it's brand spankin' new and not many people have joined. Become a vampire, werewolf or a human. None of the pack have been taken, for all those Team Jacob fans. Same Staff as Marauder's Quill, with the same requests. To join, or check the site out, click www.cullentwilight.proboards78.com Pheonix Memory: Harry Potter Universe, a Future Roleplaying Site. The Golden Trio's children are now in school and definitely wreaking mayhem in their wake. Become anything from a Student to a Teacher, a Weasley to a Malfoy,a Gryffindor to a Slytherin - though on this site they seem to be getting along quite well. Not the same Staff as above, but by friends so the basic rules still apply. To join, or check the site out, click www.pheonixmemory.proboards58.com I have this weird habit of constantly changing my profile. Why? I'm not really sure. It's not like anything new has happened to me since I've last updated this. Except I've moved countries, but I doubt anyone reading this is really all that interested in my moving habits. I think it's because when I get bored, and I have nothing better to do, I think, "Oh, what useless and menial task can I go do now?" It's either this or go clean my room, and I'm pretty sure we both know which useless, menial task I chose to do. I'm basically your average teenage girl. I stay up really late, watch particularly lame movies, and fall fast and hard for guys who shouldn't be worth my time. My room can never stay clean for more than about a day, and my hair never goes the way I want it to. My family and I live like nomads - that is, we move frequently to places most people wouldn't dare step foot into, and I can speak three different languages with a fourth on the way. I dance like I'm on crack, sing like someone who shouldn't, and read like books are oxygen. With four brothers, one of whom is about a year old, schoolwork and a social life, my spare time is pretty limited. Sadly, I write in my spare time, which means I don't have time to write. Unfortunately for my fictionpress account, it's got the short end of the stick: I prefer fanfiction. Have you ever started telling someone about your latest nightmare, and then halfway through your story you realize just how idiotic you are? Yeh? Well hunny, story of my life. My obsessions can sometimes take over - as in, my obsession with Twilight and Harry Potter. Sadly, neither of those worlds exist, nor the fictional characters in them. The only thing that ranks higher than my books is my music; I never leave the house without my iPod or some form of MP3 player. Sad, sad, I know. When it comes to writing, I like it to be taken seriously. My biggest pet peeves on this site is misspelling, grammar errors and the all-encompassing Mary Suethors. When authors deviate from canon - like when they make Hermione Granger from Harry Potter be a dumbass - I go crazy. Well, not literally - in reality I just leave the story as soon as possible. But in my mind! In my mind, I go crazy! A few exceptions to canon-deviation is acceptable to me, though. I love slash and femmeslash fics: in my world, Remus and Sirius can be as gay together as they want to be! ... As long as their personalities don't differ too dramatically from canon. If Sirius becomes this flamboyant little priss, heads will roll! I think I'll leave my profile like this for now. I'll probably add on to it or change it within the week, but for now, as short as it is, it's looking pretty good for me. To everyone who's read it all so far, smile - it looks good on you. xox Carrie | |||||||||||||
1. Tiny Dancer in Cameo Images reviewsPretty eyed, pirate smile. Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand. A collection of short Tiva-centric vignettes, based on Elton John's Tiny Dancer. Possible dusting of McAbby in later chapters.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-4-08 - Ziva D. & Tony D.2. If I Should Die Before I Wake reviewsBeing Remus' younger sister does give you a decisive advantage at times, yet being the younger sister of a werewolf is a struggle none but you can comprehend. Make that werewolf a Marauder and the challenges only get harder. TEMPORARY HIATUS.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-08 - OC & Remus L.3. Chasing Lily » reviewsIn between turning Remus into a girl, transfiguring Peter into a rock, shaving Sirius bald and cloning himself, James must find a way to convince Lily that some things are worth fighting for, and that everyone deserves a second chance... or a sixtieth. LJHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,374 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 7-9-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P.4. Prongs' List of Forbidden Wooing Techniques reviewsJames bloody Potter has stolen Lily's knickers for the last time. Now he's got a list; a list of things he can't do around Lily. Will he stick to it? Doubtfully. Is it going to be pretty? Not likely. Third out of Four companion pieces JamesxLily OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-3-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete5. Eternity reviewsI may not need to breathe and my taste in food may have changed slightly, but eternity with you is the sweetest thing in my world." A Bella changing fic; she gets turned into a vampire. Oneshot. EdwardxBellaTwilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete6. Rainbow Magic reviewsMy submission for The Reviews Lounge rainbow magic challenge. Alicestyle. There you go, Cuba! Sorry it took so long to get up : Alice Longbottom.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-9-07 - Alice L. & Frank L. - Complete7. Protector of the Banished » reviewsThe Varden isnt the only group against The Empire. Ane is the leader of a small group of fighters dedicated to collecting and saving dragon eggs, but betrayal from within causes everything to go wrong. What happens when her past comes back to haunt her?DCInheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,107 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 7-19-06 - Eragon S.8. To Love Banausically reviewsTo be banausic, to be mechanic. 'James, what are we? Because I really don't know anymore' Lily cries, flailing her arms outwards. When James and Lily experiance some relationship issues, James decides to take things into his own hands. [HARD M for SMUT]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-1-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete9. Ya Mama reviewsYa mama, shoo 3imilt li allah 3ashan yikrahni? Ana, Lily Evans, ba7ib James Potter? Abadan! Shoo sar fee'ee 3ashan a7iss heika? Ya mama, ana khayfeh sa3ideeni. [LilyJames] [Short oneshot] [Arabic language in English script] [Fluff]Harry Potter - Rated: K - Arabic - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-10-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete10. Padfoot's List of Dating NoNos: 101 reviewsRemus is sick and tired of hearing girls complain about Sirius' lack of dating manners and curtsey, as well as appalled at his friend's vulgar attitude, and so comes up with a list. A list of things Sirius is banned from doing on his dates. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 7-24-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete11. Dear Merlin, It's Me, Lily reviewsDear Merlin, it's me, Lily. I know what you're thinking: Why's she talking to me? A Wizard who's been dead for decades? Well, it's because I don't know who else to turn to. I have a problem. And it concerns a certain James Potter. LEJP [TwoThree Shot]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-24-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P.12. My Addiction reviewsSometimes, when the weight of the world begins to suffocate me, I sit and I dream. I dream of him. I dream and I escape, for he is my drug, my addiction. He is my ecstasy. [Extremely mild Snarry, no mentioned names] [Tentative Genres] [OneShot]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-12-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete13. Her Sweet Smile reviewsI abhor her sweet smile, and the way she always smells like sugar spun on a stick. I loathe the fact that I'm branded, marked and her sweet flesh is untouched, clean, pure. I despise the way she is a Lion and I am a Snake. Dramione, oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-11-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete14. 70 Ways » reviews70 ways to annoy the characters of Harry Potter... Prone to randomness and bursts of oddity. Starts with 70 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort, then Harry Potter himself, etc... constructive critizism welcome. Not for kids as there is some material that can beTHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete15. Bittersweet reviewsSirius has this saying, ‘you can’t make someone fall in love with you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.’ Not the most romantic saying, but if you knew Sirius, you’d understand. James ponders his love. Oneshot, songfic. JPLEHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-7-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete16. 150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts reviewsMolly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 167 - Published: 4-30-07 - George W. - Complete17. One Moment Rewritten reviewsIn one moment, he has everything. In another, it's all gone. He can't live without her, but can she live knowing he died to protect her? Without a final good bye, Harry dies defeating LV, and she's left all alone. Rewritten. Oneshot. Character Death.HPGWHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-25-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete18. One Moment reviewsThis oneshot has been rewritten and the other version is much better.. so.. yea. :Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-24-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
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