The sterotypes.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (-sniff- I'm PROUD of my chest, MAN!)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (Gays kick ASS, okay? All homophobics, STAY AWAY FROM ME!) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (If anyone tells me something like that, I will kick their ass so HARD...)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (So what if I'm fat? ...You've got somethin' to say to me?)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (GO MUTTS!)

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Go weird people.)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (I'm waiting for the day. Waiting for the day...)

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (Guy cheerleaders RULE, okay? Just look at the main guy cheerleader from Bring It On: All or Nothing. That bastard was HOT!)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (No... I just attract everyone I see. -winks-)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (I know this isn't true. I'm just saying Sasuke - who we all know is emo - is SEXY in tight pants.)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (NO THANK YOU!)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Oh fuck NO WAY.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.(I'll bite u, I'll seriously bite u!)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. (Never will I be a prostitute! ...However... if the former prostitute was a sexy BOY... -swoons-)

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Anyone who thinks this can go off and die)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Say that to my face. I DARE you.)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (WHY everyone says that to me? WHY? I DON'T look porn-huffs angrily- well, not real ones anyway-blushes-)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Oh, I hope you've written a will.)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Uh... I'm sorry, what? Say that one more time.)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Heheh... what people don't know won't hurt them. -grins-)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.(If you wanna be a hippy, put a flower on your pipi)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Thank YOU my friend for telling me, WTF is a fan character)

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(I soo wanna kick that person's ass who tells me this over and over and OVER again!)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (-sniffs- Am not.)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.( Do that and I'll kill you.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.( Goo goo..ga ga)

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.( I'm sorry, What Did You Say?)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I'm LITHUANIAN, so I MUST be blonde with big boobs and blue eyes.(I don't know from where people get that! Get THE FUCKIN INFORMATION RIGHT!)

Okay, I'm done ranting-grin-

I support this a hundred and ten percent, no I support this billion percents!

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree with it.

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans..

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

QUOTES and other random things!

Sirius Black
Escaped Azkaban..
Evaded Dementors..
Outwitted Minsitry..

Killed by drapery.

~Tattooing is about personalizing the body, making it a true home and fit temple for the spirit that dwells inside it... Tattooing therefore is a way of keeping the spiritual and material needs of my body in balance. - Michelle Delio~

~A lighting flashes across the sky. A moment burning, then dims and dies...~

~There is no such thing as Darkness, only absence of Light.~

~My mother never saw the irony of calling me son of a bitch.~

~Life is like an abusive partner. It beats you again and again but you keep going back because you think things will change.~

~You can have control of your life...Take It...and hand the reins over to the Devil.~

~"Don't take life too seriously. It isn't permanent."~

~"Why is it that when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us we're thrown in the loony bin?"~

~"Homosexuality is just mankind's way of keeping the population in check..."~

~"I realized I was God when I prayed and was only talking to myself."~

~"Life is one fool thing after another, while love is two fool things after each other."~

~Few woman admit their age; fewer men act it.~

~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.~

~People may not remember what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel.~

~"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved..."~

~The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.~

~Inside every old person there's a young one-wondering what the heck happened.~

~Men, chocolate and coffee are all better rich.~

~“Roses are red, violets are blue, you are sweet, and I love you.”

“Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell, and never come back”

~There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.~

~Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.~

~Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.~

~Our greatest glory consists not in never failing but in rising every time you fail.~

~Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.~

~Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away.~

~If it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.~

~With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. - Max Ehrmann; Desiderata~

~Life is unfair, sometimes. Sometimes, the hero will find himself pinned under a thousand-pound gay Sumo wrestler with a hard-on and a bottle of Viagra, while the villain will be lounging on a beach chair a thousand miles away, sipping piña coladas in Fiji with a buxom blonde bimbo massaging the kinks out of his…feet. Yes, sometimes life is startlingly unfair, and it would do a person well to remember that.~

~"You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future." --David Klass~

~"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."~

~"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."~

~The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. --George S. Patton~

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. --Mel Brooks~ Annoyingly true.

~Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. --Oscar Wilde~

~"The reason there is so much evil... is because the good do nothing." --Robert Kennedy~

~Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? --Abraham Lincoln~

~People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones. --Charles F. Kettering~

~"Luck is my middle name," Rincewind indisctincly. "Mind you my first name is Bad." --Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times~

~Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.~

~I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep. --Talleyrand~

~“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”~

~"Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor." --Between Dreams and Reality (Fanfiction); Roy Mustang~

~Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.~

~I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.~

~Once I had a handle on life; then it broke.~

~“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” --Mark Twain~

~Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. --Frieda Norris~

~Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.~

~"Thank you, Uncle! We’ll be back soon, I promise!” That’s what she said, but what he heard was, “I’m going to get into as much trouble as possible within that time span, thank you for your cooperation.”~

~“Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself.” --The Labor Exchange~

~Dark as night
Sweet as sin
Let the fantasy begin~

~I left my concience pressed through the keyhole as I watched you dress.~

~Addiction is such a nasty word, why don't we call it . . . taking a fancy to!~

~Just once, I want to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien... -- Rodney Mckay~

~"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die, the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather." -- Michael Pritchard~

~"Good night, America. I'll see you in your dreams. I'll be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife."--Stephen Colbert~

~"The only people worthy of recognition are the unusual ones, because the usual ones are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed. " - Wizard of Oz~

~"If you had a chance right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler wouldn't you do it?...I mean I personally wouldn't stop him cause I think he was awesome, but you would right?" --Eric Cartman~

~You'll never see the stars if you're always looking down.~

~Love is a ring and a ring has no end.~

~I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.-- George Carlin~

~I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.-- Elayne Boosler~

~Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.-- Jack Handy~

~If you wanna be a hipi, put a flower on your pipi. -- Egle~

~They say that when you die your life flashes before your eyes...So make it woth watching.~

~You ever want something that you know you shouldn't have, But the more you know you shouldn't have it, the more you want it...~

~A peach is a peach a plum is a plum a KISS ain't a KISS without some tongue ... so open up your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise...~

~A vodka a day keeps the Dark Queen away!~

~Different faces for different people,
show them what they want to see.
I’m someone else with other reasons,
will you ever realize who is me?~

~Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Twist the image, take the fall.
Mirror, mirror, in the sky,
Tell me why my heart can't lie.~

~"I would fuck that cup of coffee if I didn't think it would stain my cock some nasty brown color." -- Brandon Boyd~

~If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.~

~And if you look closely to your left, you can see my sanity zooming away. Wave goodbye!~

~Prejudices are what fools use for reason.~

~Love makes the world go round... But then again so does a blow to the head.~

~Could you just die some horrible painfull death? I would really appreciate it. At least then it would be quiet. .~

~Such fancy words for such a small mind. ~

~If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you. Mental Health is overrated.~

~Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.~

~Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity.~

~A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.~

~The road to success is always under construction.~

~I'm looking forward to regretting this.~

~Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.~

~If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?~

~"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."~

~Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.~

~"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."~

~I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!~

~Who laughs last, thinks the slowest.~

~That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!~

~If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?~

~An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.~

~Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone.~

~If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten .~

~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.~

~I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.~

~I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet.~

~You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.~

~Hate is the consequence of fear; we fear something before we hate it; a child who fears noises becomes a man who hates noise. -- Cyril Connolly~

~I know I made a lot of stupid mistakes in my life, but the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most, wouldnt hurt me again.~

~Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little.~

~The loneliest place I have ever been was not when I was alone...it was in a room full of people that never even cared.~

~You dont die of a broken heart...u only wish u did. --Marilyn Peterson~

~It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.~

~Anyone can make you cry, anyone can make you smile, But it takes a really special person to make you smile with tears in your eyes. -- icon~

~Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. --Lamartine~

~In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. --Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966~

~It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. --Colette~ That is soo TRUE!

~Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. --Violeta Parra~

~“If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.” -Bill Lyon~

~A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. - Did u know there was a difference?~

~“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.” --Mark Twain~

~There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. --Harry Crews~

~"If you expect the unexpected does that make the unexpected expcted."~

~"Shit happens. You just have to watch where you step."~

~Something we can know for sure: All mushrooms are edible. Some of them just don't make you feel so good.~

~"My secret identity is GOD... You may have heard of me..." ~

~The bumper sticker read, "War doesn't solve anything." Yeah, well, neither does the bumper sticker. --Staryday~

~Writing is a reflection of reality...only less twisted.-Staryday~

~“There are two words I hate: Don’t and stop. Unless you use them together.” — that is so TRUE!~

~“Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Ruler #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.”~

~I'm like time... I can't be stoped.~

~A horse walked into a bar and asked for a beer; the bartender came over, and he just had to ask, “Why the long face?”~

~Curiosity killed the cat; satisfaction brought him back.~

~“I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of twenty. Four summer homes instead of eight.” — L L Cool J~

~It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. -- Mark Twain~

~Don't laugh at people's dreams;
it might be all they have.~

~Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow/ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead/ Just walk beside me and be my friend. --Live For The Moments~

~Everyone has problems, its how you deal with
them that separates you from everyone else.~

~SEX ON TV. Is fine as long as you don't fall off.~ a sticker