Demi-goddess

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since	: 06-25-05, id: 840691, Profile Updated: 10-11-09
country	: UK

Author has written 32 stories for Beyblade, Legend of Zelda, and Naruto.

ALLO DAVE :3

Eh, I've just deleted my profile. Why, you ask? Because it's been the same since I started living he- eh, I mean, writing here, and that was back inna summa o'oh five! Dear lordy above! But, high ho, on with t'business.

I go by many names. Some call me Keztral. Others call me Spazzy McGoo. A few know me as Emome. (Some call me Cillit Bang!) But ya'll go ahead and call me Demi. I'm an eighteen-going-on-three year old student, who's just completed Alevels and go onto to earn a living by taking photographs and eating Kitkats whilst watching Jeremy Kyle, possibly throwing some novels out into the works. I kid you not; that is my career path, something which landed me a lecture from the local careers agent when she came to talk about Uni and life in general.

One day, though, I shall write a book on life. It shall be called, "Rules to Life", and be completely blank, barring one single page at the back, where it shall be inscribed, "Give up - life's as pointless as this book."

No, I don't mean to be emo. I'm a pessimist... despite the fact I'm a sucker for a happy ending. How screwed up is that? You'll see that in my works a lot - angst, indubitably, but... yeah, the fluff and love just keeps on driftin' back in. I have no backbone. I'm bullied by my own muse - by my own mind! Do you know how that feels?

Of course you do, m'boy! We're from the same planet, you and I. I'm your father, and all that jazz. Mother, I mean. Well, for the Lord's sake, man, I can't be your father if I'm of the feminine species, can I? Unless I fathered you and then had a sex change. Ohhh, so you finally figured out why you're so screwed in the head, eh? At least your mother wasn't a virgin.

What I mean to say in this... eh, introduction, is a little about myself. What I have said is little about myself and a lot of crap. But dearly, I'm random. That shows in my works too. I don't plan - I write off the top of my head, stumbling blindly where my muse drags me. I'm a procrastinator (posh word for someone who's lazy) and so, my works are updated... eh, when I feel like it. And, things tend to drag on in the plot, as I can't be arsed to get to the main points. To round up this wonderful essay entitled 'Me', I'm a geek. I go all hot under the collar for culture. I squeal for delight when faced with myths and legends. And I have a secret, unbridled love affair with my laptop.

I'm also Welsh, but that has nothing to do with my style of work, apart from the fact it's the reason why I'm so random, lazy and abnormal. That, and my father... but he gave me my Welsh genes, so that argument is nullified.

Onto more serious business, I'm primarly a yaoi writer - I like boy on boy. But, whilst my main pairings are male-male, I like background characters of a different sexual orientation. Like het or lesbian or asexual, just to give to story depth and reality. Seriously, there aren't schools like Bell Liberty (Gakuen Heaven) where everyone is gay, and there aren't communities where women don't exist (cough-Sukisyo-cough). And not everyone gets off on everyone and people don't find their true love with a snap of their fingers and they all live happily ever after. You need drama, conflict, emotions in relationships to keep things interesting; plus, not everyone need be stunningly beautiful (though it does help)...

I'm currently jammed in the Zelda section after I leapt from Beyblade. It was meant to be a holiday, but my arse got stuck, and when I struggled to climb back out, I found I couldn't; but maybe, when I grow tired of Zelda, I'll find the energy to jump elsewhere. Who knows? Right now, I'm comfortable with my rear end resting in Hyrule, but... Naruto has been calling for a year now, and he's getting annoying. Maybe I'll call back soon.

I have four people in my life who are very dear to me. First is my lovely first-wife, mahoakitti. Second is my second-wife, where-is-patches. Thirdly, my current beta-er, M'lady linwe. And last, but certainly not least, my fanartist and general weirdist, CheeryLemonade. They made my world spinnable, my path walkable, and my mind computable. Without them, I'd be a cabbage called Jimmy. Literally.

My Shadow-stalkers also have a place in my heart :3

Also, I pride myself in being the first author to place Sheik in a Twilight Princess-fanfictioniverse. That does make me very happy. And then I see a few authors writing similar things and I feel... flattered. My ego also explodes. Heh.

Shadow is my current project, with many side-stories either up or in the process of being written. A sequel has presented itself to my muse, but we'll have to wait and see. Not only that, but other Zelda stories are being experimented with on my memory stick; I welcome all fan-fanfiction and fanart, and you may request writings and art from me, but I may not necessarily be able to do them. Exams beckon. Heh.

My Works

Shadow
Fandom: Legend of Zelda
Official summary: Post TP Hyrule is once again in peace. But as cliched as it sounds, how long will it last? With a new unknown threat imminent, and with no guide, the Princess sends her shadow... one of the last true shadows: Sheik, of the Sheikah. With Sheik by his side, Link surely cannot fail - but things are not as clear as they seem... LS Shounen ai Yaoi
Notes: This was originally meant to be a short story - twenty chapters at most, you know? But... erm... yeah... It didn't happen. My muse practically threw himself at me, begging me to continue, and with readers and reviewers encouraging the mind-rape, I decided to expand. Shadow, to be fair, is an accident - but a very nice one. Sorta like you think you're broke, but you find a ten pound note in the pocket of an old pair of jeans.
It's told from Sheik's point of view, and does contain original characters, but they're secondary, and neccessary for the storyline, as most stories do.

A Light to a Shadow
Fandom: Legend of Zelda
Offical summary: -Companion fic- A collection of deleted scenes from my story "Shadow". Shadow must be read before these, or you sure as heck won't understand -anything-
Notes: Deleted scenes and the like from Shadow; stuff that either didn't need to be in Shadow or things that didn't fit the mood. Also has points of views from other characters.

Tozai
Fandom: Naruto
Official summary: Families drift apart after time. However, Temari feels that she's losing her little brother too soon, so she... 'enlists' the help of Kiba to get Kankuro back - and thank the gods she did, because he's in big doo-doo now. Oh boy... KanKiba
Notes: A first try at Naruto. Sorta angsty, but that's hidden beneath ((crap)) humour and drabbles. I'm getting good feedback from this story, so the future is bright (and ironically orange... non-Brits will not understand that joke.)

I also have many stories in the Beyblade area, as that is where I started, but I think they're in the past for now; I may do some more work on them, to finish them in the future. A warning is that my writing style has changed a hell of a lot since I wrote those, so they may be amateur-ish. Well, no, they are amateur XD but I don't have the heart to delete them.

I can be found at deviantART here

If I think of anything else that needs to be placed here, then I'll do so later. If not, then you'll never hear of me again!

...Until I update my works.

Much love,
Demi

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1. Shadow » reviews
[Post TP] Hyrule is once again in peace. But as cliched as it sounds, how long will it last? With a new unknown threat imminent, and with no guide, the Princess sends her shadow... one of the last true shadows: Sheik, of the Sheikah... LS Shounen ai Yaoi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 312,991 - Reviews: 1215 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 4-2-07 - Link & Sheik

2. Tōzai » reviews
Families drift apart after time. However, Temari feels that she's losing her little brother too soon, so she... 'enlists' the help of Kiba to get Kankuro back - and thank the gods she did, because he's in big doo-doo now. Oh boy... KanKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,474 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Kankuro & Kiba I.

3. A Light to a Shadow » reviews
-Companion fic- A collection of deleted scenes from my story "Shadow". Shadow must be read before these, or you sure as heck won't understand -anything-.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,564 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 9-4-08 - Link & Sheik

4. Birds Of A Feather » reviews
Bryan is deemed a sadistic radical, too dangerous for society, so is sent into the army… who knows what could happen to him… well, I mean, it IS Bryan we’re talking about here… BryanRay KaiTala [For caberwolf]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,867 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 9-24-07 - Published: 7-21-06 - Bryan & Ray/Rei K.

5. Armour Ardent » reviews
Because of a busy schedule, Oliver can't attend the Majestics' reunion. Well, no biggy he can attend the one next year! ...But what if there isn't a next one for the French boy? no major pairings non yaoi
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,259 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 6-3-06 - Oliver

6. Wolf Love : A Goddess' Plea » reviews
Another calling.This one more perilous than the previous adventures.One filled with mystery, magic and menace.Gods and monsters oppose our heroes, as they tread in the footprints of those walked before them… and they seem all too familiar… KaiTal BryRay
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 2-24-07

7. Beating Me Means Beating Yourself » reviews
“I’m the one everyone’s running from. I’m the one sent by my master, Boris. And I’m the one who’s going to kill you. So say goodbye.” KaiTala BryRay
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,116 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 5-31-07 - Published: 8-30-06

8. Legendary Pasts » reviews
[Competitions] details inside. One competition BryRay, second KaiTala, meaning yaoi. Ratings vary. [Competition ended]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,898 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 3-5-07 - Complete

9. The Curse of the MarySue or Two reviews
Just a parody on all those ‘Kai has a long lost sister and let’s insert a huge gasp’ stories KaiTal [sequal to 'Oh, For Heaven's Sake, Kai']
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-29-06 - Complete

10. Wolf Love: Animal Magnet » reviews
[Sequel to WL: Phoenix Love]What happens when Demi Goddess gets bored but wants to do the next Wolf Love? Well, she sets the evil yet wanting to do good Ancient Greek Witch on our heroes... what the hell has Demi goddess ensured now? KaixTala, BryanxRay
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,732 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 1-11-06 - Complete

11. The Hunters: Revenge is sweet » reviews
[Sequel to The Hunted] Raven and the group travel to Greece, meeting old and new friends, while trying to figure out what's happened to all the bit beasts....
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 10-26-06 - Published: 10-1-05

12. Oh, For Heaven's Sake, Kai! reviews
Just a parody on all those ‘Kai turns into a chibi and Tala has to look after him and let’s insert a huge gasp’ stories KaiTal [sequel of ‘I Really Wish…’]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-26-06 - Complete

13. Love is the Blood of Life » reviews
[Vampire fic... but with a twist] [Yaoi] A vampire who does not wish to suck blood from another mortal... who would've thought? But when push comes to shove, sometimes you have to take drastic measures... [BryTal]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,674 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 2-28-06

14. The Draconian Guardians » reviews
At the start of creation lived 5 dragons.These dragons created the sacred bit beasts, but disappeared. Now 5 bladers have them and scientists want the bladers...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 78,944 - Reviews: 161 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 8-8-05 - Complete

15. I Do So Love Our Arguments reviews
Tala and Bryan generally do bicker. But after one MAJOR argument with each other about Kai, Spencer thinks that the friendship is gone… boy he got it wrong… kinda. BryTal
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-06 - Bryan & Tala - Complete

16. Breath of Air » reviews
They all need air... but in what sense? KaiTala BryanRay [No longer a oneshot... darn you CC Queen of Death!]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-21-06 - Kai H. & Tala

17. I Really Wish reviews
Just a parody on all those ‘Kai loses his memory and let’s insert a huge gasp’ stories KaiTal
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-17-06 - Kai H. & Tala - Complete

18. Awakening Flames reviews
The date was November 18th, 1987. The place was Kings Cross station in central London, England. The event was a disaster. This is my tale. [Slight yaoi inside. only at very end]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-06 - Bryan & Tala - Complete

19. Why Didn't You Tell Me? reviews
Ian somehow gets it into his head that Tala’s a werewolf… time to be the Snake he always was and prove that his captain is not who he appears to be… yaoi of the BryTal kind
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-15-06 - Bryan & Tala - Complete

20. Who Am I? reviews
[Slight AU] [After season one worlds] Bryan had enough of Tala pushing him and so writes a note of his feelings. But what if circumstances force him to say it himself? Yaoi of the BryTal type
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-06 - Bryan & Tala - Complete

21. You Don't Understand Me reviews
[Prize for Tala baby] Kai and Tala have been together since the BEGA incident... which means they've been together for half a year. But they're drifting apart... KaiTala [has happy ending, don't worry .
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-12-06 - Kai H. & Tala - Complete

22. Does This Jumpsuit Make Me Look Sexy? » reviews
[Entries to the competition I'm running!] When the Demolition boys get their official Abbey clothing that they will wear at future World Championships, Tala draws unwanted attention to his body… but is all of it unwanted? KaiTala Competition Ended!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,874 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-12-06 - Published: 3-28-06 - Kai H. & Tala - Complete

23. Anorexia » reviews
A young girl has an eating disorder and the only one who can help her doesn't know of it... can he help her before things go horribly wrong? [personal fic][Not OC]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 4-5-06 - Published: 11-9-05 - Hilary/Hiromi T. & Kai H. - Complete

24. A celebration of Comedy » reviews
You read right, folks! Read this to have a right old laugh at a celebration of British comedy with all your fav Beyblade characters squirming with embarrassment!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-16-06 - Published: 2-1-06

25. Friends? » reviews
OliverEnrique... The Majestics come over to Oliver's mansion and Oliver and Enrique spend some time together... YAOI! Chapter 9 onwards: Things start to change for all the Majestics and that isnt necessarily good...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 1-18-06 - Published: 9-25-05 - Enrique & Oliver - Complete

26. Wolf Love: A Phoenix Love » reviews
[Sequel to Wolf Love: Opposites Attract] The Tournament is almost here! But a new threat is here, as well as an old one, hell bent on splitting the two couples up. What can they do? And what do they want with Moon Child? KaixTala BryanxRay
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,110 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 1-11-06 - Published: 10-15-05 - Complete

27. Life before THAT » reviews
a side fic to 'The Draconian Guardians' MUST READ THAT FIC! an extention to the thirteenth chapter of TDG, telling of the Guardians life at the training center with Boris...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-11-05 - Published: 10-8-05

28. A painful love » reviews
It feels like a dream… which I hope it isn’t, cos then I won’t wake up and realise that it isn’t… But if this is a dream, I hope it never ends Yaoi TyKai
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 11-27-05 - Published: 9-26-05 - Kai H. & Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete

29. Love in Sparkling Eyes reviews
ONESHOT Bryan finds Tala injured and takes care of him... BryTal YAOI
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-29-05 - Bryan & Tala - Complete

30. Wolf Love: Opposites Attract » reviews
[Sequel to Wolf Love] Tala and Kai are happy together, though the others don't know. Moony is having fun driving the others mad and the next tournament's coming up...
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,163 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-28-05 - Published: 9-9-05 - Kai H. & Tala - Complete

31. Wolf Love » reviews
Tala already has some feelings for a certain person, but that person is a guy. He's accepted the fact that he, himself, is gay, but wishes that Kai would return his feelings. So how can a lone, orphaned wolf cub help them? YAOI FINI
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 9-8-05 - Published: 8-30-05 - Kai H. & Tala - Complete

32. The Hunted » reviews
The White Tiger team rescue a girl, when they find her near their camp with serious injuries. Her village was wiped out and the culprits are after her,wanting her dead. The bladebreakers try to protect her,but will they succeed? FINI new note in epilogue!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 31,486 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-25-05 - Published: 7-18-05 - Complete

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