Hey, I'm Jordyn! I know that's usually a boys name, but we changed the rules a bit. :)

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage.

"Do you believe in Rock 'n' Roll? Can music save your mortal soul?" Bye Bye, Miss American Pie x Don McLean.
If music can save your mortal soul, copy this into your profile.

MASH Quotes-

"Bad news from my wife: she still loves me." -Trapper

"I'm sorry; I'm afraid." -Margaret
"Me too, it's all right." -Hawkeye
"I don't like being afraid, it scares me." -Margaret
"Me too. I'd be a lot braver if I wasn't so scared." -Hawkeye

"There's a clerk in my eggs, waiter." -Hawkeye
"I knew this food would one day take a life." -Charles

"If you say no, we'll tell everybody you're brother's in jail." -Trapper
"My brother's a warden!" -Henry
"Yeah, well we'll leave that part out." -Hawkeye

"Father, put your collar over your ears, I have a few dirty words to say." -Hawkeye

"I once killed a gopher with a stick!!" -Frank

"Surgeon's in the army, they say that we're real bright. We work on soldiers through the day, and nurses through the night." -Hawkeye and BJ

"Did you mean what you said last night?" -Hawkeye
"Of course not, it was a pack of lies what did I say?" -BJ

"Another week in command and I would've had you out of that dress." -Frank
"I'm not that easy." -Klinger

"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: pull down your pants and slide on the ice." -Sidney

"You're angry when you're beautiful." -Hawkeye to Margaret

"Colonel Blake, if you can hear me, knock three times. If you can't, knock twice!" Knock, knock. "Good Lord, he's dead." -Klinger

(Crying) "I'm so embarresed." -Margaret
"Why?" -Trapper
"Because I outrank you." -Margaret

"Sir, you're not sober." -Radar
"Man, I'd reject that if I wasn't drunk." -Hawkeye

"I thought you said he was dead." -Hawkeye
"He got better." -Trapper, shrugging.

"Do you know anything about psychiatry?" -Patient
"Enough to know not to go steady with my mother." -BJ

"You're an excelent nurse, I'm a fantastic doctor, we're here to work. Just work." -Hawkeye
"Can you do that?" -Carlye
"Watch me." -Hawkeye

"I can't just work around you. I can't see how I can be a normal human being around you." -Hawkeye to Carlye

"Finally. Finally, finally, finally, finally, I thought I got over it. I got over the hate. But not the love." Hawkeye to Carlye

"Minding my own business is a full time job. And in my spare time it's a hobby... ...I could never break my word to Peg. And not because God will send me to hell without an electric fan, but because I simply don't want to." -BJ
"You've got a lot to learn about screwing up your life." -Hawkeye

"I'm the wind." -Flagg
"I told you he was the wind! You said he was the stars!" -Hawkeye
"Naw, I said he was the sky." -BJ

(Flagg jumps out a window...) "The wind just broke a leg." -Hawkeye

"I can find anything." -Flagg
"Can you find my virginity, I lost it twenty years ago and I haven't seen it since." -Hawkeye

"Pierce, I loathe you." -Charles
"I call your loathe and raise you two despises." -Hawkeye

"You disgusting, low-life son of a sewer pump!!" -Margaret
"Did anybody ever tell you that you have the voice of a songbird drowning in hot oil?" -Hawkeye

"I'm not so think as you drunk I am." -Margaret

"Sorry, baby." -Hawkeye
"That's Major to you." -Margaret
"Oh, sorry, Major baby." -Hawkeye

House M.D. Quotes-

"I'm twice your age, I'm not great looking, I'm not charming, I'm not even nice. What I am is what you need. I'm damaged. -House

"I'm protecting myself. You asked me why I like you. You're abrasive and rude, but I figured everything you do, you do it to help people. But I was wrong. You do it because it's right." -Cameron

"You kissed back." -Cameron
"I didn't want you to die without knowing the feeling. Actually, no woman should die without knowing the feeling." -House

"I don't like House." -Cameron
"I don't believe you." -Wilson
"No one does." -Cameron

"First, 'Hector does go rug' is a lame anagram. Want a better one for Gregory House? 'Huge ego, sorry.'" -House

Life With Derek Quotes-

How can you be failing English? You speak English don't you?" -George
"I speak English very goodly." -Derek

Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes-

"Hello Dolly, well hello Dolly. It's so nice that my son's head is fulla crap!" -Frank

"Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon." -Marie
"I've never heard that before." -Debra

Gilmore Girls Quotes-

"I can't hang out or relax, I need to find a retarded kid and teach him how to play baseball!!" -Rory

"Paris?" -Rory
"Bite me." -Paris
"Did I get any calls while I was out?" -Rory
"Yes, four other people called requesting you bite me." -Paris

"I'm afraid when your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron." -Lorelai

"You would kick Tiny Tim's crutch out from under him." -Taylor
"If he asked for a free cup of coffee, gimpy's goin' down." -Luke

"Red meat can kill ya. Enjoy." -Luke

Boy Meets World Quotes-

"I stand at the front of the class and you listen and learn. It's called an education." -Turner
"That's why this building exists! Some of us are students...some of us are teachers...and when the students listen to the teachers...man, I almost got it!!" -Shawn

"I think it's the opposite of funny. I think it's...wood." -Cory

Harry Potter Quotes-

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?" -Snape
"Yes." -Harry
"Yes, sir." -Snape
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor." -Harry

"I would have DIED!! I would have died rather than betray my own friends!" -Sirius

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Dumbledore

Random Lyrics/Quotes-

"A man is Dyslexic, an Atheist, and an Insomniac. All he does at night is lay in his bed, awake, and wonder if there really is a Dog."

"Was it want with no desire? Was it smoke but no fire? Did I say, 'It doesn't rip me apart'? I lied. I'm sorry, dear, my hands are tied." -Melissa Etheridge "Similar Features."

"I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean. Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens. Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance. And when you get the chance to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance." -Lee Ann Womack "I Hope You Dance."

"I'm a saint and I'm a sinner, I'm I loser, I'm a winner, I am steady and unstable, I am young, but I am able." -Jessica Andrews "That's Who I Am."

"Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words." -Robert Frost.

"It may sound absurd...but don’t be naive, Even heroes have the right to bleed. I may be disturbed...but won't you concede, Even heroes have the right to dream. It's not easy to be me." -Five For Fighting "Superman."

"I'm not trying to sing a love song, I'm trying to sing in tune." -Barenaked Ladies "These Apples."

"Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in, to the power of the music that I write. The power of the Music of the Night." -The Phantom of the Opera "The Music of the Night."

"She's been coaching me through this computer chocolate chip." -London
"Why would you need coaching-- wait a minute, did she just say computer chocolate chip?" -(Whoever Zac Efron plays in that episode.)
"'Nough said." -Maddie The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

"If I'm again beside your body, don't tell me where it's been. It's cruel unusual punishment to kiss fingerprinted skin." -Barenaked Ladies "The Wrong Man Was Convicted."

I twisted my head to kiss the palm of his hand. He took a deep breath. I was surprised that it sounded a little unsteady.
"Bella, I could kill you," he whispered.
"I don't think you could." -Eclipse

His lips were at my ear again. "Bella," he murmured, his voice warm and velvet. "Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?" -Eclipse

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." -Edward
"What a stupid lamb." -Bella
"What a sick masocistic lion." -Edward Twilight

"Sticks and stones may break our bones but names will break our spirits." -The Misfits

My Favorite Couples

Twilight:
Bella/Edward
Leah/Jacob

Labyrinth
Jareth/Sarah

My Fair Lady:
Eliza/Henry Higgins

Life With Derek:
Casey/Derek
Casey/Noel

Pirates of the Caribbean:
Elizibeth/Captian Jack

MASH
Margaret/Hawkeye
Margaret/Trapper
Margaret/Charles
Carlye/Hawkeye

Uglies Series:
Tally/David
Aya/Ren

Alias:
Sydney/Vaughn
Sydney/Will
Sydney/Sark

Eragon:
Arya/Eragon

House MD:
Cameron/House
Cuddy/Wilson

RENT:
Maureen/Mark
Maureen/Roger

Sky High
Layla/Warren

High School Musical
Sharpay/Troy
Gabriella/Ryan
Kelsi/Ryan
Kelsi/Troy

Hannah Montana
Lily/Jackson

Gilmore Girls:
Lorelai/Luke
Lorelai/Max
Rory/Dean
Rory/Marty
Rory/Tristan
Rory/Jess

Harry Potter
Ginny/Harry
Ginny/Draco
Hermione/Ron
Hermione/Fred
Tonks/Lupin

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide:
Moze/Ned
Missy/Ned

Corpse Bride:
Emily (Corpse Bride)/Victor

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody:
Carey/Kurt
Maddie/Zack

Friends:
Rachael/Joey
Rachael/Ross

Scrubs:
Jordan/Dr. Cox
Elliot/Dr. Cox
Elliot/JD

Strange Days At Blake Holsey High:
Josie/Lucas

Zoey 101
Quinn/Logan
Zoey/Chase
Zoey/Logan

My Least Favorite Couples

Harry Potter:
Hermione/Snape (It's extremely disgusting.)

Life With Derek:
Sam/Casey
Max/Casey
Lizzie/Edwin

Gilmore Girls:
Lorelai/Christopher
Lorelai/Jason

Alias:
Lauren/Vaughn

Ned's Declassified...
Ned/Susie

Hey, I have a story recomendation. If you're a Pirates of the Caribbean fan and you've seen Dead Man's Chest, you absolutely must read "Wild" by Brunette. It's one of my favorite stories on this website. :)
Also, another story you might like is "The Life and Times of a Pirate's Child" by LyingUnder-BlueMoons. Awesome story.

Ta!