museforsale
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since: 06-27-05, id: 842387, Profile Updated: 01-17-10
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and X-overs.

Hello! I actually used this account when I was twelve years old, and I haven't come back until now (I'm seventeen now). And I must say...this is hilarious! Haha, I was soooo annoying! But I'm going to start reusing this account now. Hopefully I'll be better then I was ;)

Some facts about me: My name is Jocelyn. I love old Hollywood, history, and the Mario games (that doesn't really fit in with the others, I know) I used to love the Phantom of the Opera, so most of my old stuff, if not all, is based off that. Personally now I think it's a terrible play that alone would be moderately tolerable, but when compared to the book, is...I'm not going into that.

I love, love, love to draw. I don't consider myself in any way, shape or form a writer. I don't even do it for fun, or at least I didn't until I 'rediscovered' this embarrasment of an account. Drawing is my primary focus, and will (hopefully) get me into college! If you want to see some of my drawings, my deviantart is museforsale. Also, my profile picture is a drawing of mine :)

Well, I hope my old stories don't leave too big a scar on your minds. I'll try to make it up with some newer stuff, but keep in mind I'm not primarily a writer ;P


1. THe Phantom of the Jingle Bells » reviews
Based off the 2004 movie. All your fav christmas jingles phantomtized! Whee..I spin on my spinny chair...randomness is included...I see a boxelder bug...yes, indeed...hmm...rambling... Aww, had to bump up the rating...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 9-28-05
2. Raoul's Revenge » reviews
Everybody make for the trees and protect the children: Raoul's got a marker! And this Fopppio will stop at nothing to get what he wants all of the fop bashers terminated, along with a ducky named Shooku.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 11-27-05 - Raoul & Erik
3. Harry Potter and the Idiots of the Iceberg » reviews
Erik, Christine, Raoul, Meg and Carlotta from the Phantom of the Opera gets stuck in Antarctica, and Harry and his two friends go to help them...Not for Dora, Boots or Raoul fans, like there are any. Major crossoveriness.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 8-28-05
4. Learn to be Lexi reviews
To the tune of Learn to be Lonely, dedicated to my good friend Lex.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-05 - Complete
5. The Moomoo of the Opera » reviews
The Phantom of the Opera' and some other songs from everyone's favorite musical rewritten into fun little parodies. With funny randomness. And cows. And cheese. And randomness. And cows. And a guy named Andre
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 8-18-05
6. Confessions of an 1870 Opera Singer » reviews
What part of the Phantom of the OPera cast think of themselves. The'yre not poems, songs, or stories! They are just notes, AND DO NOT FORGET IT!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 8-18-05
7. Raoul gets a Break reviews
Raoul finally gets a break from all the fop bashing. Includes fop bashing! Based off the 2004 movie. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-5-05 - Raoul - Complete
8. The Phantom of the Spandex reviews
It's what I imaginged happenes after the whole POTO incident. What would happen if Raoul found a pair of spandex while searching through Christine's clothes?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-4-05 - Complete