And now... for the premium profile. -Snorts- as if that last one was bad enough yeah?
(_) crashed a friend's car
(xxxxxxxxxxx) stolen a car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) been fired
(xxxxxxxxxxxx) been in a fist fight
(xxxx) snuck out of my parents' house
(x still do) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x I was the victim... cries) made out with a stranger
(xxx) gone on a blind date
(_) had a crush on a teacher/"instructer"
(xxx) been to Europe
(xxx) skipped school
(xxxxx probably what messed me up... not likely messed up from the start.) seen someone die
(_) had a crush on one of your livejournal friends
(x) been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico
(xx) been on a plane
(x it was enjoyable) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(_ I work at one... I'd get fired if I threw up...) thrown up in a bar
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxx) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(xx) eaten Sushi
(x been sledding too.) been snowboarding
(xx) met someone in person from the internet
(xxxx Morshippo lol...) been moshing at a concert
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx lol...) taken painkillers
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) love someone or miss someone right now
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(xxxx) made a snow angel
(_) had a tea party
(_) flown a kite
(xxxxxxxxxxxxx) built a sand castle
(xxx) gone puddle jumping
(_) played dress up
(xxx) jumped into a pile of leaves
(xxxx snowboarding too) gone sledding
(_) cheated while playing a game
(xxx) been lonely
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) fallen asleep at work/school
(xxx) used a fake id
(xx) watched the sun set
(_) felt an earthquake
(xxxx I have a pet boa constricter it wuvs me!) touched a snake
(xxx) slept beneath the stars
(xxxxxxxxxx it hurt...) been tickled
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) been misunderstood
(xx) petted a reindeer/goat
(xxx the most sexiest man in the senior class -.- god I hated it...) won a contest
(xxxxxx) ran a red light
(x) been suspended from school
(xxxxxxxxxxxx) been in a car accident
(_) had braces
(xxxx) felt like an outcast
(_) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(xx weeeeee) had deja vu
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) hated the way you look
(xx lol my step dad is a cop...) witnessed a crime
(_) pole danced
(_ it died...) questioned your heart
(_I put them all over my face and had started on my body when my doctors had come over.) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(xxx weee) been lost
(x been out of it too.)been to the opposite side of the country
(x lol) swam in the ocean
(x all the time) felt like dying
(_ stoped crying when I was 7) cried yourself to sleep
(x I was the robber and I got chained to the pole) played cops and robbers
(x had to color a picy for my sis...) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x... don't ask.) sung karaoke
(x lol the lady was like... 'I would yell at you right now but your just so damned adorable that I just can't') paid for a meal with only coins
(x snorts all the time) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x still do.) made prank phone calls when you were younger
(xx happens on a regular basis when I talk to Kazy... which is almost everyday if I've been good...) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x choked on it...) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x got sick too -.-;) danced in the rain
(_) written a letter to Santa Claus
(xx -.- its happened every bloody christmas I need to be more aware of my surroundings!) been kissed under the mistletoe
(x yeah looks at Kazy glomps her runs away screaming) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x to amuse my kittens) blown bubbles
(xI burnt my hand...) made a bonfire on the beach
(x it was fun...) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(_) had a wish come true
(_) humped a monkey
(_) worn pearls
(x a rather big one... was in the hospital for 2 weeks...) jumped off a bridge
(_) screamed penis in public
(xx it was surprisingly good) ate dog/cat food
(_) told a complete stranger you loved them
(_) kissed a mirror
(x boredom strikes in weird places...) sang in the shower
(_) have a little black dress
(xxx I dreamed I had married Kaze... I was hard when I woke up... dodges the punches and kicks from Kaze) had a dream that you married someone
(x... my other hand glares at Kazy-Kazy it wasn't funny...) glued your hand to something
(_) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(_) kissed a fish
(xx... people thought I was a tall ass girl too... supposedly straight dudes hit on me... even after they knew I was a guy...-.-;) worn the opposite sex's clothes
(_) been a cheerleader
(xxxxxxx jumped off it a lot too...) sat on a roof top
(_) screamed at the top of your lungs
(_) done a one-handed cartwheel
(_) talked on the phone for more than 2 hours
(xxxxxx) stayed up all night
(x... it's called getting sponged bathed by gay nurses -.-; twitches) didn't take a shower for a week
(x I found Mr. Slimy in it too.) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(xxx jumped out of a lot too...) climbed a tree
(xx nods built like 8 of them for my sisters as well) had a tree house
(_ I keep getting glared at when I watch these with people... I laugh WAY too much...) are scared to watch scary movies but watch them anyways
(x) believe in ghosts
(xx you would too if you were as tall as me...) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
(xx what I consider ugly others consider a new fashion trend.) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(_) gone streaking
(x lol I have to agree with Morshippo)played ding-dong-ditch
(_ no because I'm too tall and people squeesh me because esh too skinny -.-;) played chicken
(xxx naked too.) been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
(xxxxxxxxxx growls I AM NOT!) been told you're beautiful by a complete stranger
(xxxxxxxxxxxx I do this partically every month... I now have 3 folders in the hospital.) broken a bone
(xxx hehe) been easily amused
(x I was hungry...) caught a fish then ate it
(xxx fly like a butter-fly weeee) caught a butterfly
(xx) laughed so hard you cried
(xxx my doctors think I'm insane because of this...plus other things...) cried so hard you laughed
(_ dunno really I don't think what I do qualifies it as this... seeing how they actually like it.) mooned/flashed someone
(x yeah... and Iwish I hadn't twitches and gags) had someone moon/flash you
(_ I seemingly understood most of my tests... and I never once studied...) cheated on a test
(...I don't but my sisters do... all four of them...MY EARS! cries) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
(xxxx winks hehe... I AM 18 years old guys lol.) slept naked
(x -.- sighs I live with 5 women and 1 pmsing step dad who has long hair... it's my job in the household...) french braided someone's hair
(_) grown a beard
your crazy past Have you ever...
Snuck out of the house: Yeah... heh...oops...
Played spin the bottle: -Nods head- It was funny...
Toliet-papered someone's house/property: May-Bay...
Called the cops: My sister did when I was little... she then blamed it on me.
Played poker with money:-Nods- Hehe...I won too.
Liked someone but never told them: Nope. I usually get approached.
Sat on your glasses and broke them: Sat on my real dad's glasses, didn't break them though.
Went camping in your backyard: Yeah, in Maryland... Oh fucking good times... -laughs uncontrollably-
Got an autograph: ...Disney Land People count? Then this guy named Andrew Johanasak or... w/e signed my 7th grade agenda book and said I should keep it... I threw it away yesterday.
Had a crush on your brother's friend: I don't have a brother... I have sister. Andthey're loners -gets attacked by tampons- AND DEMONS!...
Walked in the rain with no umbrella:Nods Then people yell at me for trying to get sick. I end upwalking faster.
Told a joke that nobody thought was funny: Nope. I usually am never heard and when they do hear me they laugh.
Been in a talent show:NO! NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS I SING GOOD I'M GOING TO KILL WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS! ... and then glare at their mutilated body grinning happily.
Starting laughing for no reason at a bad time:Yeah... I do that often, maybe too often -coughs and shifts his eyes to the side-.
Worn something your mom didn't approve of: Do that everyday, then I get yelled at.
Cursed in a church/CCD:Did this one timeI went tochruch... AndI rarely go to chruch as it is.
Hacked into someones computer:No... -twidles thumbs-
Burnt yourself with a curling iron/straightener: You can burn yourself with those! -Writes this down onto his next 'To Do' List-
Blackmailed someone:All the time -winks-.
Wanted to be a police officer:Yeah! You get to shoot stuff... And play with handcuffs.
Dumped someone: Yeah...
Bought lottery tickets: Nope. Just became legal... and my dad won't let me near the stuff.
Looked through your brothers/sister's stuff: Yeah... let's just say I was greatly disturbed. -Twitches-
Said something bad about someone who was near you and they heard: I usually say stuff like that in my head... if the person can hear that than there goes my last stance in saying humanity rocks.
Cried during a movie: Nope I usually have to choke back my laughter during the sad scenes of the movies my mom watches.
Wanted something you couldn't have:Yeah... thenIstared atit for a long time and I didn't want it anymore.
Seen someone shoplift:Loads of times.
Yelled at your pet:I yell at humans. They'remore stupid and easier.
Gotten seasick:Nope. I've got me sealegs muaha!
Had a stalker:Yeah... -.-; -Looks at the wall-
Played a prank on someone that had them really scared: -laughs-Yeah... oh I was in hysterics for a loong time.
Been embarrassed by your family: Yeah... -.-; -Shudders at a memory-
Felt bad about eating meat: No. I can't go a day without eating meat. I'd go even more insane if I couldn't eat meat.
Protested something:Yeah. Actually one that debate too.
Ate just because you were bored:Nope. I usually do something extremely dangerous to myself whenI'm bored. Thus,my mom is trying everything to get me un-bored.
Tried to teach your dog to attack people: No, but I've been taught to.
Screamed in a library: Yep, I then got kicked out.
Asked a guy to dance:Nope.Though I think if I do... well maybe in a gay bar but I'd... nevermind.
Laughed so hard you cried:Yeah, only time people outside my familywill ever see me cry.
Went up to a complete stranger and started talking:Yeah, then at the end of the coversation they ask who I am, I usuallyforget that small detail...
Been sunburned:Nope.
Woke someone up by screaming in their ear:Yeah, I then had to run around things to escapethree very angry littlepeople, with another friend running with me.
Received an anonymous love letter: Yeah... Damn Stalker.
Had to wear something you hated:Yeah... tonsof times...
Had to pretend to like a present you hated:Sometimes.
Been to a luau:I lived in Hawaii damnit.Of course I've been to a luau.
Had a really bad haircut: Yeah. My sister called me little Dutch boy.
Saw your ex and wanted to kick his butt: Nope. My ex and I are actually close friends.
Cursed infront of your parents:Yeah... I then had to go to my room and stay there with no food... Now that's criminal.
Been on a commercial on TV :No.
Watched a movie that made you miss your ex:Nope.
Been out of your country: Nope.
Won at pool:Yep, got a good amount of money too.
Fought with your best friend:Yep. No further detail.
Went on a diet:Yep.
Been lost out to sea:Never been on an actual boat that went far from land.
Been told a extremely stupid line: Yeah.
Played truth-or-dare:Yep, bad memories some fucking hilarious ones.
Cut class: Yep, fell asleep too.
Cheated on your boy/girl friend:Nope.
Been pulled over by a cop: My dad has.
Been attacked by seagulls:Yeah... I then gave them Alkaselser or w/e and they blew up.
Been searched at an airport:Yeah... Apparently I look suspicious for having drugs. -Laughsnervously-
Stole from a teacher:Yeah,I tooka pencil from them...
Gotten lost at the beach/boardwalk:Nope. Got lost in my neighborhood though...
Thrown a shoe at someone:Yep... tried to see if they would pass out from the smell.
Broke someone's heart:Dunno, I could ask.
Sung in the shower:Yep.
Bought something way too expensive:Yep gaveit to someone for free too.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh about: Do that everyday as well.
Been walked in on when you were dressing:Yeah...and they had a camera.
Ran out of a movie theater cause you were too scared of the movie: No, I usually get dragged out for laughing to much by my mom.
Been kicked out of a mall:Yeah... -Laughs uncontrollablely-
Been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back: Sometimes.
Got gum stuck in your hair: Nope.
Spilled your drink on someone on purpose:Yep.
Been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one: Never have gotten detention which is strange.
Wanted plastic surgery: Nope.
Stood someone up:Nope.
Done something stupid when you were drunk: Yeah. It's called getting drunk in the first place.
Slammed into someone while you were checking someone out with your head turned:No. I usually run into someone whenI watch the ground or the sky.
Fell off your roof:Yeah... Jumped off too.
Pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up to someone:Nope, he usually lets me cuddle him.
Been in a car crash:My dad has.
Had a deer jump in front of your car: In Maryland andI was screaming "Run it over, run it over!"
Threatened someone with a watergun: I love waterguns.
Lied to someone and looked them straight in the eye:
Well there's two survey question thing... hn... next section shall be...-drumrolls- QUOTES! Oh and more x's mean more times I've done them.
~"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?" Legolas Greenleaf (LOTR)
~"You are in no doubt the worst pirate I've ever seen," Commodore Norrington "Aye, but you HAVE heard of me," Jack Sparrow (POTC)
~"A fall in the ditch makes you wiser!" (Master of Mistakes)
~"I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
~"If Practise makes perfect, and nothing is perfect, why practise?
~"There are only four questions of value in life : What is sacred, Of What is the spirit made, What is worth living for? and What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love." (Don Juan Demarco)
~"Love can be one's weakness.. but it can also be one's strength"
~"It's amazing how the body can deceive the world, and the eyes can betray all the secrets the heart and soul could hold.."
~"It takes a second to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone."
~"Funny isn't it; how you push away those that love you, and welcome those that hate you,"
(The Last Samurai)
Algren: My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities.
Algren: You want me to kill Jappos, I'll kill Jappos.
Colonel Bagley: I'm not asking you to kill anybody.
Algren: You want me to kill THE ENEMIES of Jappos, I'll kill THE ENEMIES of Jappos... Rebs, or Sioux, or Cheyenne... For 500 bucks a month I'll kill whoever you want. But keep one thing in mind: I'd happily kill you for free.
Silent Samurai: Algren-San.
he rushes in front of Algren to protect him from being shot, and is consequently shot himself
Algren: Bob.
Algren: Mr. Graham. Tell this man to fire at me.
Simon Graham: I beg your pardon?
Algren: Tell this man that if he does not shoot me, I will kill him.
Algren: I have questions.
Katsumoto: Questions can wait.
Algren: I have questions.
Simon Graham: You insolent, useless son of a peasant dog! How dare you show your sword in his presence! Do you know who this is?
pointing to Algren
Simon Graham: This is the President of the United States of America!
Zebulon Gant: shouting loudly Right, you little bastards! You will stand up straight or I will personally shit kick every far eastern buttock that appear before me eyes!
Algren: Well done, sergeant.
Zebulon Gant: When you understand the language, sir, everything falls into place.
Algren: Algren's 'conversations' with the Silent Samurai I know why you don't talk. Because you're angry. You're angry because they make you wear a dress.
Algren: later, after being beaten to the ground by Uijo I just realized, I've been remiss. Forgive me, I forgot to thank you for protecting me yesterday. That is your job right? Protecting me. Well done 'Bob.' You don't mind if I call you Bob, do you? I knew a Bob once; God, he was ugly as a mule. Are you a ladies man, Bob?
Katsumoto: Algren has just walked into Katsumoto's house, after being beaten thoroughly by Uijo Uijo is teaching you the way of the Japanese sword.
Algren: Flatly Yes indeed.
Algren: kneeling in front of Emperor If you believe me to be your enemy, command me, and I will gladly take my life.
(Underworld)
Selene: Lycans are allergic to silver. We have to get the bullets out quickly, or they end up dying on us during questioning.
Michael Corvin: What happens to them afterward?
Selene: We put the bullets back in.
Adam is trying to verify Michael's story of what happened to him
Dr. Adam Lockwood: A full-grown man bit you?
Michael shows him the wound
Dr. Adam Lockwood: Sure it wasn't a dog?
Michael Corvin: angrily I said it was a man.
(Romeo Must Die)
Han Sing: I can't hit a girl.
Trish: Look, you can do that in China, but in America if a girl is kicking your ass you don't have to be a gentleman.
Isaak: He's a lot shorter than I thought.
Trish: Laughs Oh, Daddy.
Isaak: He's just a little guy.
Trish: Can you break one of those boards with your head.
Han Sing: Sure.
Trish: I'd have to see that.
Han Sing: Hey, brother... AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Han Sing: Dim Sum good. You call again. Dim Sum all time. Thanks
(Kiss of the Dragon)
Richard: There is a time for diplomacy and a time for action. Diplomacy is dead.
Liu Jian: I am a cop.
Jessica: I am Santa Claus.
Liu Jian: Who is Santa Claus?
Richard: Sometimes the best are also the worst. It's really sad.
Liu Jian: The blood from your whole body goes to your head... it stops there... never comes down. But soon, it will come out of your nose, your ears, and even your eyes... and then... you will die... painfully...
Richard handing Isabel a matchbox car
Richard: Here, sweetie.
Isabel: Don't you have any Barbies?
Richard: All my Barbies are working.
(S.W.A.T)
Hondo: You wanna join S.W.A.T?
Chris: No. I just like applying all the time.
Street: So why'd you pick me?
Hondo: To piss off the captain.
about Hondo's S.W.A.T. selection
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Sanchez is a woman and Street, well he's on my shit list
Hondo: Hey! I'm on your shit list too and I'm the team captain.
Street: to Gamble Is this your girlfriend? Cute.
Gamble's thug in bar: No, but you can be my bitch.
Street: recoils in mock horror Really?
Chris: You wanna come to my house?
Street: That was easy.
Chris: My kid's having a birthday party tomorrow.
Hondo: Here's where watching 'The World's Most Exciting Police Chases' pays off.
Hondo: Let's try to get in the killing mode.
Chris: I am in killing mode.
Hondo: So why you smiling?
Chris: Because it tickles me.
Velasquez: SWAT stands for Special Weapons And Tactics. Where were your tactics out there?
after inadvertently shooting through a hostage to take out the bank robber holding her by the neck
Gamble: I saved a hostage from getting shot.
Chris Sanchez: Just because you bought me a drink, doesn't mean you're getting layed tonight.
Street: So, what does two drinks mean?
Hondo: Technically, our watch has been over for 12 hours.
Street: So?
Hondo: Yeah. What the hell. Mount up.
Hondo: You look like you need a Band-Aid.
Street: Somebody else needs a body bag downstairs.
Alex Montel: What do you make, $66,000 a year?
Street: Not even with overtime.
Alex Montel: Ha, loser.
And now ehm done. Oh yeah by the way. I had to change my name... esh now Jake. Well... later ya bunch of mind eatting half eaten corspes!
-Jake (or Chris)
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