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Name – Hippie Jade

Occupation – History lovin’ hippie, who for some reason is doing a childcare cause despite a dislike for children (might possibly be due to a deep desire to boss around people shorter than herself).

Lives – In a house, in a road, in a district, in Birmingham, in England, in Britain, in the sea, in Europe, in the world, in the solar system, in the Milky Way, in the universe, in the imagination of a psychotic, killer play-boy rabbit (What? It might be true!).

Age – 17 -

Stories

The Marauder’s New Guide To Life – The Marauders have written down the do’s and don’ts of life. Take a peek…

Harry’s First Babysitters– Part four of the Harry’s First series. Lily and James find it difficult to keep hold of a babysitter longer then one night, I wonder why…

The Random Adventures of Kate and Rose- Two complete lunatics have escaped the asylum and are reeking havoc the world of Harry Potter, conveniently ignoring the sound of JK banging her head on a desk.

Snapes Secret Mission – Snape is given the mission to take over a muggle school. It would be an awful lot easier is the child catcher wasn’t the Head teacher, Gandalf wasn’t the caretaker, the students weren’t weirdoes and the Dark Lords port hadn't been drunk by a Death Eater with a death wish. Did I mention the completely insane Death Eaters following him around?

Co written with hyper hippie and monkeybuissness, can be found here - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945034/1/

Oneshots

Nightmares - A ficlet I orginally wrote and posted on fictionpress. I adapted it to now explain the origin of the bat in Little Harry Potter by Hyper Hippie. A present to LHP readers and Hyper Hippie!

Harry's First Word – Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.

Harry's First Steps– Part two of the Harry’s First series. The REAL reason Snape hates Harry.

Harry's First Friend– Part three of the Harry’s First series. Lily is worried about Harry’s new friend.

Dumbledore’s Alternative Ending– Dumbledore reveals his love for the ‘Snowman’, refuses to die, Harry decides to leg it and Snape and McGonagall search in vain for the plot.

Remus, we know- The Marauders discover Remus’ jazz obsession.

The Fruit Bowl- Life for Harry is good with his friends until one fateful day Hermione pays a visit.

Quotes

“For a moment there I thought Birmingham had another Queens Way Tunnel” – Dad on my yawning

"Your dad want's more vegtables, more kids like you" - My unlce, isn't he oh so lovely?

“You lie! Face it! You’re a trackie wearing, hobbit fancying, wizard loving, dwarf acting, dirty minded thirteen year old!” – Me “Yeah, and?” – Hyper Hippie

"You say you don't like me but deep down, you know you really hate me" - Me (from the internet)

"Don't worry, we won't get lost in the woods. I have natural instinct!" - Hyper Hippie just before she falls backwards into a knee deep puddle.

"Hippie Man and Beggar Boy, here to save the day!" - Art of the Silver Screen

"I'm not organised; it's all an illusion!" - Me, quite regularly

Well, before I bore you, I’ll end here!

NOTICE

New ficlet I have written (Nightmares) has been added onto Hyoer Hippie's profile because it links with a story of hers.

On my stories - Very little happening in the brain department i'm afraid. I'm gonna wait until summer before I think about writting although this is not definate.