| Franta |
Author has written 15 stories for Law and Order: CI. Hi! Just so you know, Franta is not my real name, though i wish it was, it's actually my first Bass's name... I'm a 19 year old female double bass player from Colorado completely obsessed with L & O: Criminal Intent and House, MD. As with most other authors' disclaimers, the only part of Law and Order: Criminal Intent and House, MD I own are the DVDs, but i wish i owned more...I am a full time student and musician, so fanfiction is my way to unwind. I by no means claim to be a great author, but i love it when people love my stories. Also, between the symphony concerts, practicing, college, and fanfiction i love to watch TV... Uhm, let's see, my current favorites right now are CI, House M.D., and Maury. Those are my current favorites, however, i catch these shows when i get a chance: Simpsons, King of the Hill (I had the honor of meeting Kathy Najimy recently), Monty Python (Ni!), Benny Hill, Whose Line is it Anyway, PeeWee's Playhouse (don't ask), and Walker Texas Ranger ("If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.")... My other obsessive hobbies are orchestra, music, bass, hockey (Go Avalanche!), The Bible, music, I go to an arts school (recently graduated- "06!"), music, Moose, and did I mention music? Oh- and the 3 pieces i mentioned in my Violin fic are all pieces i've played before- i've played the Brahm's Double a few years ago with my Youth Orchestra and the Sibelius a few years ago with my school orchestra- my best friend conducted- and i finally got to play Don Juan last spring with the Ft. Collins Symphony... anywho... I managed a personal record of attending 18 Symphony concerts last season, beating my record from the previous year of 16 concerts... I also have ADHD (in case you haven't noticed)... CI Wall of Quotes Doctor: "She's in love with me." Goren: "She's enthralled with you! She's like a puppy in your hands pissing all over herself with excitement!" Bobby: "She got me. She got me good." Alex: "Then let's get her back..." Bobby: "What size shoe do you wear? I wear a thirteen. You look like a what? A 9? Maybe an 8?... Ah! You have small hands too!" Bobby: "So, she set her purse on the floor." Alex: "No, she hung it on the rung." Bobby: "But then the killer could have just reached over a grabbed it. I think she set it on the floor." Alex: "No. She hung it up." Bobby: "Right. A girl thing..." I have finally found the Bobby Goren quote that is for me: "It takes a special kind of person to raise someone else's children." I babysit 9 beautiful boys and 2 beautiful girl (6 different families). They're my kiddos. House Wall of Quotes House: You're wife is having an affair. Patient: What? House: You're orange, you moron! Cuddy: What's this i hear about you placing bets on the paternity of the patient? House: That doesn't sound like me. Wilson: Actually, it does, but that doesn't mean you're guilty. House: Hello sick people and their loved ones. To avoid a lot of useless chit-chat later on, I'm Dr. Gregory House. You can call me Greg. I am one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file. House: This ray of sunshine is Dr Lisa Cuddy. Dr Cuddy runs this whole hospital so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a BOARD certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious diseases and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will. That is true isn’t it? But not to worry because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this. This is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell! So, who wants me? And who would rather wait for one of the other two doctors? Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room 1 if you change your mind. House: Ok, I’ll be you guys. (Chase) No way, mate! Too much blood for it to just be a vein! (Foreman) No way, izzy! If it were an artery, it'd still be bleeding. (Cameron) Actually, he'd be dead. Med Student: You're reading a comic book. House: And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature. Wilson: The healer with his magic powers! I could rub his gentle brow for hours. His manly chest! His stubbled jaw! Everything about him leaves me raw- House: Psych ward's upstairs. Wilson: -with joy. Oh, House, your very name will never leave this girl the same! Not bad for an 82 year old. She asked me to give that to her true love… House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on. Wilson: That’s…fairly disgusting. House: House's House of Whining: State your complaint! | |||||||||||
1. The Boscombe Valley Mystery » reviewsA magazine editor is killed and his son is the prime suspect, but all is not as it seems as Goren and Eames are called in to give the young man a second chance to prove his innocence... based on the Sherlock Holmes story by the same title.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 12-15-072. The Groundskeeper's Son » reviewsWhen Alex first meets her new partner at Major Case she's skeptical to work with him because she remembers the first time they met...Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 5-29-063. Last Minute Invitation » reviewsBobby and Alex procure a last minute invitation to Lady Harrington's recovery party, and secrets come out...let the shippiness become obvious!Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-10-07 - Complete4. If Only For Goren and Eames reviewsPostEp for The War at Home...Goren and Eames have pathological needs that manifest themselves after the events of Thanksgiving...OneshotLaw and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-16-06 - Complete5. Where Are You? » reviewsAlex and Bobby lead equal, but separate lives until one day… in the middle of the night they abandon all reality...COMPLETE! warning: angst for a reason...Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 3-30-06 - Complete6. Burning Calories reviewsEames is having a serious craving for ice cream... BA fluffapalooza! Oneshot...Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete7. We Named The Dog Indiana » reviewsGoren's got a secret that goes with all of his smarts... suddenly he's pulled away from work for a reason Eames can't understand, until she's pulled into the whirlwind adventure herself...Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,302 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 2-17-06 - Complete8. Keep an Eye on You reviewsJust a short little drabble in celebration of the online clip from Season 6...BA friendship...Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-18-06 - Complete9. Pale and Perfect reviewsPosteppy for The Saint... Alex silently wishes for a Bobby who doesn't know she exists...One Shot...Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-06 - Complete10. Three Violins » reviewsLoosing an audition can be murder... Complete!Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 10-2-05 - Complete11. Cinderella » reviewsI present to you what happens when I watch Cinderella and CI all in one night… and no, those pestilential little mice will not make an appearance…Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 12-29-05 - Complete12. PC Game reviewsOk, so this is totally stemming from the sad and pathetic world of Law & Order: CI the PC game...a little bit of drabble from Bobby Goren stuck in the PC world…Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-28-05 - Complete13. Memory » reviewsOk, it WAS just a one shot, but now it's not: total angst, and it has no connection to my other stories... post SILVER LINING season 4, I believe... Finished! warning: 5 hanky tear jerker...Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 12-23-05 - Published: 12-16-05 - Complete14. Respect reviewsPost GROW, season premier Eames confronts Goren on his behavior towards her while he battled his demons with Nicole...shortLaw and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-05 - Complete15. Scam Baiting » reviewsGoren and Eames have to team up with a scam baiter to catch an online scammer whose scams end in murder! Bobby battles wits with a scam baiter! Carver gets his day in court! And naturally: BA... COMPLETE! sequel to follow shortly...Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,680 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-26-05 - Published: 7-13-05 - Complete