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Author has written 61 stories for Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Death Note, Loveless, Kingdom Hearts, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Torchwood, Bones, House, M.D., Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bleach, and Star Wars. Dorku no Renkinjutsushi: (dor-koo noh rayn-kayn-joot-soo-shee) (n) lit, Dorky Alchemist. A prolific writer with nowhere near enough spare time to keep up with the plotbunnies that haunt her, Dorku can be found lurking in the Highlands of Scotland, the lowlands of Fire Country, wherever her Marvel comic heroes may be at that day and time, and in various cities of hockey fame. She is also occasionally located in Amestris, Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, the LVPD crime labs, or the medico-legal labs at the Jeffersonian. From time to time, she has even made the time to vacation in Cardiff. She can also be found on LiveJournal, where she enjoys infamy as a hockey slash writer. FFN being slow, she can't post it here. Bummers. For amusement, the wild Dorku tends to slash anything that doesn't move quickly enough. And seeing how fast some of her ninja move, that means a lot. Dorku tends to slash in any direction she can, right into some fairly strange pairings and variously curious ideas. The plotbunnies, they haunt her, and she tries to keep up with a steady stream of random stuff. If there's something you particularly want to see, though, you are urged to leave a sacrificial gift of feedback, and leave your request there. The wild Dorku may be tempermental, and may occasionally disappear from her FFN (what with LJ totally owning its butt) but she'll probably get back to you. The best way to locate the wild Dorku is to click that link above. It leads to her den--her LiveJournal. Be warned; some strange beasts stalk there. Feel free to friend, if you don't fear the occasional wild yaoi rampage. If you welcome that sort of thing, she pretty much demands you friend her on LJ. NOW. NEW!! Lots of new things not postable on Fanfiction are being POSTED ON MY LIVEJOURNAL. I repeat, NC-17 rated fics are ON MY LIVEJOURNAL. If you've got a dirty mind, please, come enjoy. As of right now, we have: Untitled: KakaIru pr0n, written in celebration of a friend's birthday. At http://creepy-crawly.livejournal.com/83331.html Fire: SasuNejiSasu pr0nz, written for a contest...which it won!! At http://creepy-crawly.livejournal.com/83915.html Jacking Off: Some really truly unforgiveable Jack Skellington/Sora (from KH) slash. Yes, I am going to hell. But it's good. At http://owednesdaychild.livejournal.com/908.html And various other things. | |||||||||
1. Surrender the Mind » reviewsTwo years after Surrender the Body, Ishida Uryuu is forced to go back on his vow once more, and face Byakuya once again. Part Two of the Surrender Series. Yaoi. IshidaxByakuya, RyuukenxUrahara.Bleach - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 2-20-09 - Ishida U. & Byakuya K.2. Heat reviewsWritten for wild huntress’s “Party Like It’s 1999” Ficathon. Be warned that this contains slash, sex, sex pollen, mating cycles, Alien!Obi, f***-or-die, and tentacle sex. QuiObi.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete3. For The Better reviewsPercy leaves home. It's for the better, really.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-09 - Percy W. & Charlie W. - Complete4. Surrender the Body reviewsIshida hates Shinigami. The first in a three-part series. Yaoi, IshidaxByakuya. Part One of the Surrender Series.Bleach - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-20-09 - Ishida U. & Byakuya K. - Complete5. The Penitent One reviewsSeek first forgiveness; seek then revenge. Kira and Shuuhei and finding the true meaning of penitential strength. Yaoi. Originally written for a challenge on LJ.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-09 - Kira I. & Shuuhei H. - Complete6. Just Like Momma reviewsHe barely dares to look at her, afraid of what he’ll see in those beautiful brown eyes of hers. Post-BD.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-08 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete7. Life on Fire reviewsZuko was born in fire, and, in fire, he will die. Zuko-centric. GenAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-26-08 - Zuko - Complete8. Bite Me reviewsJacob's desperate. Esme's shocked. Jasper's liking it. Carlisle's unflappable. And Alice...Alice is just a perv. JacobJasper slash, written in response to a meme on LJ. Please enjoy.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-3-08 - Jacob & Jasper - Complete9. Menagerie a Trois reviewsMy muses, they are whores. And, according to Spoiler , so are Seth and Jacob. Breaking Dawn spoiler fic, written in response to a challenge on LJ. Threesome btwn Seth, Jacob, and Spoiler .Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-3-08 - Jacob & Seth - Complete10. Two in the Garden reviewsOne bird in the hand is better than two in the bush, right? Hyuuga-fic. Gen.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-08 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete11. Live This Life reviewsThis is one cage from which there is no escape. Hiashi, Hizashi, and the meaning of death. GenNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-08 - Complete12. Step Forward reviewsIt’s a step forward. It’s a step in the right direction. KakaIruKashi, written for a santanin back in 2006. YaoiNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-26-08 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete13. The Merits of the Colour Blue reviewsAnd Jack was silent, just holding Ianto, and meditating on the merits of the colour blue. Written immediately post-Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. You may have seen it on LJ. JackIantoTorchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-08 - Complete14. No Llores reviewsThe last of Konoha’s great clans is finally falling, and it’s bringing the last of her geniuses with it. All that’s left is a whisper-turned-cold. SasuNeji, yaoi. An interesting look at Neji and Sasuke's relationship through Kakashi's eyes.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-08 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete15. Rhythm reviewsHouse and Chase and all the rhythms of life. HouseChase slashHouse, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-20-07 - G. House & R. Chase - Complete16. How History Forgot Us reviewsIt was Gellert who first said that “death is but the next great adventure”, but it was Albus who first believed it. ADGG, slash, SPOILERS FOR DHHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-29-07 - Albus D. - Complete17. The Sun Also Rises reviewsAnd though the sun may set,I still remember,Those words you often spoke,‘Every day,The sun also rises.’ ...Zackcentric. Spoilers through Ssn 2. Slash hints. Angst like woah.Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-07 - Zach A. - Complete18. Alas Babylon reviewsIn Xanadu did Kubla KhanA statelypleasure dome decreeBut ‘twas the Queen misheard that callAnd founded Torchwoods One through Three...JackIanto, makes Countrycide look like a Carebears episode. Be warned.Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-29-07 - Complete19. The Last Train Comes At Midnight reviewsWill you be ready when the last train comes? SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS, DAMMIT.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-07 - Remus L. - Complete20. Secrets reviewsJames is good with secrets. RemusSirius, Marauders Era slash. Answer to a request on Fic on DemandHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete21. Family reviewsFifteen months after being arrested, St John Allerdyce is going to make history...in a big way... PyroIceman slash, mpreg...but believably so, trust me. Written on a dare, really...X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-17-07 - Pyro & Iceman - Complete22. A Rose For Ino reviewsCrack pairing courtesy of my friend Ckret. Zetsu and Ino. Yes, you read that right.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-11-07 - Zetsu & Ino Y. - Complete23. Fate reviewsAt first, Neji resists his fate. NejiKankurouNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-11-07 - Neji H. & Kankuro - Complete24. Homecoming reviewsTemariIno. Drabble. Temari comes home.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-07 - Temari & Ino Y. - Complete25. The Dead reviewsHakuChouji. More Ckretinspired crack.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-07 - Haku & Chouji A. - Complete26. Into the Darkness reviews...Naruto. And Orochimaru. Yeah, in a yaoi kind of way. This, I can safely say, was completely my friend Ckret’s idea. The fact that I actually kinda like the pairing, now that I think about it, has nothing to do with anything.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-8-07 - Naruto U. & Orochimaru - Complete27. Possessives reviewsHis, mine, yours, ours. Sasuke thinks about who belongs to whom. This may have been my original idea, but it’s my friend Ckret’s fault for asking for the drabble, I swear. SasukeOrochimaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-07 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete28. Thinking reviewsOh, gods, she thinks. Temaricentric, TemariIno so, yes, yuri, get over it. Heart.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-07 - Temari & Ino Y. - Complete29. Sunsets reviewsHarry feels betrayed by sunsets. HD, post HBPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete30. Epistles reviewsA month's worth of letters between Narcissa Black and Andromeda Tonks. written for a request on LJHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-07 - Narcissa M. & Andromeda T. - Complete31. And The World Continued To Turn reviewsThey had to get together sometime. Even Hinata knew it. Written for a request on LJ. SasukeNeji.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-7-07 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete32. Beautiful reviewsI lean forward and close my best friend’s eyes, his head lying in my boyfriend’s lap.PeterHarry SPOILERS FOR MOVIE THE THIRD!Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-6-07 - Complete33. One Strike reviewsOne strike, and it's over. SasuNaru, though interpretable as genNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete34. One Day reviewsAnd one day, not so long ago, he swore it. And tonight, he’s made it come true.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-06 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete35. Broken » reviewsBreaking is a fact of ninja life. Sometimes, though, it hurts a little more than it should. KakaIruKashi. Fluffy angst and sad romance.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 1-12-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H.36. Falling Apart reviewsThe whole world's falling apart about their ears, and they're not doing much better. KakashiFourthNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-19-06 - Kakashi H. & Minato N. - Complete37. Going Home reviewsA hundred years this pattern's been waiting. I think maybe it's found an owner...' KakaIruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-19-06 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U. - Complete38. Special reviewsMost ninja are dead by thirty. And Iruka's nothing special. KakaIruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-19-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete39. Until I Met You reviewsAnd then I went and met you. KakaIruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-19-06 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U. - Complete40. Great Things Come In Threes reviewsAbove all, none of them expected this to be the great love that it is. GaaraSasukeNaruto for 20 TruthsNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-19-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete41. The Truth About Strength and Beauty reviewsIt's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, KunoichiNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-19-06 - Sakura H. & Hinata H. - Complete42. Hot Kisses reviewsHe'd give it all up for what he thought was loveNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-06 - Iruka U. - Complete43. Did You Know? reviewsHow much did you know? I guarantee it wasn't enough. It's never enough...Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-18-06 - Complete44. No Answer reviewsThere's never any answer, is there?CloudLeon, CloudSephirothKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-13-06 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete45. The Truth About The Wildness reviewsThere's a feral peace in their wildness. A 20 Truths about Clan InuzukaNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-13-06 - Kiba I. & Hana I. - Complete46. Never Asked reviewsYou'll never get answers to the questions you never ask.SoubiRitsukaLoveless - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-13-06 - Complete47. Just Dreaming reviewsDeep inside, Raito knows he's only dreaming...right?possible chapter 58 spoilers. LRaitoDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-13-06 - Complete48. Winter reviewsSephiroth hates the winter. In response to a challenge on LJ. CloudZackSephiroth oneshotFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-5-06 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete49. When Everything Feels Like The Movies reviewsWhen everything feels like the movies, you bleed just to know you're alive. KibaShino oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-5-06 - Shino A. & Kiba I. - Complete50. Liar reviewsYou know this. You don't care. Liar, your mind chants.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-29-06 - Complete51. Get You Back reviewsHe'll do anything to get Kakashi back. IruKashi, KakaIruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-27-06 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U. - Complete52. Surviving reviewsSurviving is more than just not being killed. KakaIruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-27-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete53. Never Really Gone reviewsTeam Seven looks back on their teammate. The story of Uchiha Sasuke, told in dialogue by those who knew him best. SasuNaruSasu.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-4-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete54. This Is Konoha's Future reviewsA 20 Truths essay about the Rookie 12. Please enjoy responsibly!Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-4-06 - Complete55. 20 Truest Things About Uchihas reviewsWritten for 20 Truths. The Twenty Truest Things About Uchihas, as written by creepycrawly.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-3-06 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete56. Strength reviewsIruka must be strong.KakaIru, Angsteh Story of DOOOM! Please enjoy responsibly.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-3-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete57. 20 Truest Things About Iruka and Kakashi reviewsWritten for 20Truths. The Twenty Truest Things About Umino Iruka and Hatake Kakashi, as written by creepycrawlyNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-3-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete58. 10 Reasons reviewsTen Reasons Kakashi will live forever. KakaIru, IruKashi. Kakashi's POVNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-3-06 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U. - Complete59. A Fine Line reviewsWritten for a challenge on LJ. Seven Sins sin of Pride.There's a fine line in this world...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-06 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete60. DDR reviewsCloud likes DDR. Oneshot written at midnight. Rated for references. SephixClo, SephiClo, CloZackFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-3-06 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete61. Stranger To Hell reviewsIruka's no stranger to hell...KakaIru shounenai with fluffy angst. Enjoy.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-16-05
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