Boo! Felt like changing this thing, so I have. Though not by much. Apparently I’m boring like that.
Well, my name is Jess. Every once in a while, one of my mates’ll still call me Little Jess, but I’ve pretty much outgrown the nickname now.
Ahem, right. Seventeen years old, which is far too grown-up for me. Am still a little shorter than average, I’m pale, with blue eyes and weird hair. It started as dirty-blonde, I dyed it red, and then it’s faded to be somewhere in between. Am slim and weak too. It’s fun to try and open heavy doors.
I live in England, (Leeds, to be specific) am at college and have no job. Cos again, too grown-up for me. College is bad enough. Have no idea what I want to do as a career, either, so if anyone wants to decide for me and tell me what I should do, that’d be great.
Um, what else? I’m sarcastic, all the time, have many insecurities which make life great, I like writing, T.V, reading, my mates, and I probably spend too much time on the computer, thanks to fanfiction. Oh, and I’m quite an obsessive person. Not, like a stalker is obsessive, I mean, but I was obsessed with Charmed, am now obsessed with MCR, and I tend to use words a lot. E.g, Right now I use the word “dude” all the time. That kind of obsessive. I’ve never been a stalker.
Favourites:
TV: Charmed, Friends, Scrubs, Ghost Whisperer, Reaper, Two And A Half Men, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, The Simpsons, Futurama. Probably more but I tend to forget when I try to write them down.
Bands: My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Green Day, Lostprophets, Evanescence, Billy Talent, Funeral for a Friend, 30 Seconds to Mars, Taking Back Sunday, Elliot Minor, Madina Lake, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy
I’d list films and books and everything, but I’ve got loads and I’d forget half of them.
Pairings:
Charmed - Piper/Leo, Prue/Andy, Paige/Henry, Paige/Kyle, Phoebe/Coop, Phoebe/Cole(before source)
Friends - Monica/Chandler, Ross/Rachael, Phoebe/Joey.
Harry Potter - Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Lily/James, Remus/Tonks, Scorpius/Lily, Scorpius/Rose, Teddy/Victoire and Harry/Draco when it's funny and well written.
Scrubs - J.D/Elliot, Dr. Cox/Jordan, Carla/Turk. 'Cause I'm original like that.
Btw, I’m part of three joined Charmed fics, under the pen-name the-power-of-four. It’s four writer, and we each write from the POV of one sister. We’re now on the third in the series, called The Sacrifice of the Halliwell Sisterhood.
Copy + Pastes:
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're vegetarian (and proud) copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste.
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Homophobia is wrong. C+P if you agree.
If you have ever looked all over the house for something when it was in your hand the whole time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
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If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the colour pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it.
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If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.
Random Quotes:
It was a lie when they smiled, and said you won't feel a thing - Disenchanted, My Chemical Romance
The innocent can never last - Wake Me Up When September Ends, Green Day
Happy endings are stories that haven't finished yet - Jane, Mr and Mrs Smith
I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill you that's why. Smooth - Cole, Charmed
Ah, you know what? I think we should wait on that. I wouldn't want to like sneeze at 40,000 feet and have a whole bunch of people explode, that would be bad - Piper, Charmed
Okay, could you give me all the bad news at once? Do you have to keep doling it out for dramatic effect? - Piper, Charmed
Why me? I have nothing against that little fu... foetus - Paige, Charmed
"Oh, I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl!" - "You dream about dead guys?" - Evie and Rick, The Mummy
Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment - Rick, The Mummy Returns
If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me - Jonathan, The Mummy Returns
"No harm ever came from opening a chest." - "Yeah, no harm ever came from reading a book either. Remember how that one went?" Rick, The Mummy Returns
OK, so now you've reached my stories, and I assume that if you came to the profile you're going to read one. Or more. So be nice, 'k, 'cause those insecurities I mentioned? Yeah, I don't take criticism well...
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