Hello, all you crazy people,

Thankyou for coming. Thankyou, thankyou...(takes a bow)

So let me show you around the place. Or if you've been here before you may find it easier to click the Hide Bio button and skip down to my stories. SO keep your hands, arms and plot bunnies inside the vehicle at all times. Those with cranky attitudes; this is your last chance to deboard...Here. We. Go! (zoom)
We’ll start of with some stats:

Gender: Female

Age: 18 (Dude, I feel old!)

Real Name: It ain't Aaron or Smiley

B-day: Um...at some point this year... :-D

Fave Turtle: Leonardo!! (Hearts bubble out of head)

Fave Food: Chocolate and Quiche (But not together, of course)

Fave Color: Blue (all shades)

Name of Car: Marty

Fave Tv Shows: TMNT (duh!) and Gilmore Girls

Current Location: The Golden State

Words/Phrases I Use Alot: Dude; y'all; bloody; eh?; Holy Flippin' Hamburgers!; Goodness gracious!; ...and stuff; ...and junk; ...and all that jazz; I'm ba-ack! And I swear a la Leave it to Beaver: Golly, Oh my goodness, Gee wiz, etc.

Fave Movies: While You Were Sleeping, Sabrina ( with Audrey Hepburn, not the Teenage Witch), Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Labyrinth, She's the Man, and TMNT 1,2 and 3, Enchanted

I really cannot contain myself in a nutshell but I'll see what I can do..

Let’s see I’m sarcastic, but caring. I love sappy romance and am a hopless romantic as long as it’s not my life we’re talking about. I cry during nearly every movie (my friends are out to get me for not crying during Pearl Harbor though...oops...)

I'm a CHRISTIAN! and proud of it!

I’m a Disney fanatic! Love it! Love it! Love it! Anything made by Disney is awesome in my book. I’ve watched the old movies since I was a toddler (I would sit through Mary Poppins in its entirety at only six months) I’ve memorized most all the songs and will randomly burst out into them much to my family and friends’ dismay. No one will play Disney Scene it with me anymore cuz I keep kicking their butts...

I play tennis. It’s my favorite sport. I like other sports, I guess, but despise actually playing them (in a competitive arena, that is).

Logic and sense mean nothing to me in my own little world. And trust me it's much more fun that way! But I can be perfectly understandable and sensical if I want to. I'm quirky, zany, and wacky. Got my own sense of style and am perfectly happy the way I am!

See ya all on the flip side of sanity.

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Quotes:

"To know me is to love me. Resistance is futile."-me (compiled from the back of the Gilmore Girls Season Two box and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

"We're all fools whether we dance or not so we might as well dance."- Japanese proverb

"A word to the wise ain't necessary- it's the stupid ones that need the advice"-Bill Cosby

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."-Albert Einstein

"I rant, therefore I am."-Dennis Miller

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."-Emo Philips

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."-Oprah Winfrey

"Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it's set a rollingit must increase."-Charles Caleb Colton

"Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin."-Aesop

"What does not destroy me, makes me stronger."-Friedrich Nietzsche

"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop."- Confucious

"Beginning is easy- continuing is hard."-Japanese Proverb

"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered."-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"When people keep telling you that you can't do a thing, you kind of like to try it."-Margaret Chase Smith

"Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live."- Dorothy Thompson

"The best way out is always through."-Robert Frost

"You see things; and say, 'Why?' But I dream of things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'"-George Bernard Shaw

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."-unknown

"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one."-Jane Howard

"I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today."-William Allen White

"There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up a pen to write."-William Makepeace Thackeray

"Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese."-Billie Burke

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."-Parton

"Not all who wander are lost."-J.R.R. Tolkien

"Today is the tommorrow we worried about yesterday."-unkown

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."-John Lennon "Beautiful boy"

"Before you walk in someone else's shoes, first remove your own." -unknown

"The person who doesn't read is no better off than the one who can't." -unknown

"Worrying deos not empty tomorrow of its troubles, it only empties today of its strength." -unkown

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work" -Thomas Edison

"A bad habit never goes away by itself. It's always an undo-it-yourself project." -Abigail Van Buren

"Criticizing another's garden doesn't take the weeds out of your own." -unkown

"Many of us have heard opportunity knocking at our door, but by the time we unhooked the chain, pushed back the bolt, turned two locks and shut off the burglar alarm-it was gone." -unknown.

"I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much." -Mother Teresa

"Love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting that they won't." -from my old friend

"The only thing better than beating all the boys is beating them in a skirt!- my other friend

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars." -Les Brown

"With great power comes great responsibility." -Uncle Ben in Spider Man

"Kites rise highest against the wind not with it." -Winston Churchill

"The secret of success is to be like a duck- smooth and unruffled on the top, but paddling furiously underneath." -?

Coming soon: TMNT quotes