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Author has written 13 stories for Discworld, Wheel of Time, Harry Potter, Les Miserables, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Misc. Books. TheZorpisuttle the ff.net member is a sucker for princess/scoundrel pairings (think Han/Leia and Mat/Tuon), we-bicker-because-we-care couples (think Ron/Hermione and Jimmy/Cindy), and crack pairings (Luggage/Rincewind, anyone?) She mainly writes humor but she mainly reads romance. She's really bad at updating but loves when you do it. She's a writer/staff member of the Université des Écrivains Misérables, along with Bubonic Woodchuck and lokogato-sama. Her latest fannish obsessions are Crowley/Aziraphale and Hades/Persephone. TheZorpisuttle the person is a junior at St. John's College (MD). Her secret dream is to write textbooks that are so funny and interesting that you will want to pay the lost book fee rather than relinquish them at the end of the year. Her musical tastes are somewhat bizarre, including Tom Lehrer, Weird Al, the Beatles, Dragonforce, and They Might Be Giants. She really likes nerdy t-shirts and filksongs. She has tried National Novel-Writing Month two times so far: http://www.freewebs.com/zorpisuttle/2005nanowrimonovel.htm and http://www.freewebs.com/zorpisuttle/2006nanowrimonovel.htm. The first one is more complete, but in the opinion of TheZorpisuttle they are both pretty terrible. If you want to know her better, you should go to her livejournal (which is where her homepage goes to) and friend her. Currently, TheZorpisuttle is sitting on two WIP ideas (one of them plotty and romantic, the other funny and cracktastic) and hoping no one has noticed that Tea With The Creator hasn't updated in a year. | |||||||||||
1. The Underworld reviewsFilkParody. This is the Virgil and Dante version of Aladdin and Jasmine's magic carpet ride! For best results, you should read the Inferno before clicking here.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-07 - Complete2. Maybe reviewsAnd maybe he could convince her to give him a few kisses with those full lips. Light, he dreamed about that sometimes! KoD, pg. 192 Zorpy attempts to write Mat&Tuon. Oneshot.Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete3. Tea With The Creator » reviewsMoiraine, fuming about her prolonged stay in Finnland, arranges for a few chats with the Creator. The Creator, understandably, is rather panicked. Ch 4 is up, with Elaida and Egwene!Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 7-12-054. Forsaken Piano Man reviewsForsaken filk to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man. Warning: contains a terrible pun.Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-2-06 - Complete5. Demonologie reviewsArchdeacon Frollo dabbles with the dark and reaps what he sows. I could tell you what it crosses over with, but then you'd make a snap judgement and never click. :PHunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-23-06 - Complete6. To Lose The Sun reviewsDrabble. One sul'dam's struggle in a post Knife of Dreams Seanchan... CONTAINS KOD SPOILERS.Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-05 - Complete7. Harry Potted reviewsDuring the final battle with Voldemort, a spell goes horribly and punnily awry...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-10-05 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete8. A Clothes Encounter reviews...of the crossover kind! Enjolras from Les Mis and Beslan from Wheel of Time meet, drink, and gamble. Most likely a oneshot.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-05 - Complete9. Fear of Flying reviewsDrabble. Idle speculation on the inner workings of dementors. Also contains the word fug!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-25-05 - Complete10. Let the Lord of Chaos Rule reviewsA brief view of the Fourth Age, as inspired by the couplets at the beginning of Lord of Chaos. Legend fades to myth, but what does myth fade to? Oneshot.Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-05 - Complete11. Culture Shock » reviewsDrabble. Shameless use of MatTuon to promote a crack pairing. It's cute though, I swear! Now with a second part!Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-21-05 - Published: 7-19-05 - Complete12. Reversed Polarity reviewsDrabble. Also: too much fun with similes, crack pairings, and crack pairing similes.Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-19-05 - Complete13. Emotional Baggage reviewsDrabble. This is the result of my failed attempt to write LuggageRincewind. It's still cracktastic, though.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-10-05 - Complete
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