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Author has written 32 stories for Fruits Basket, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Prince of Tennis. Warning: For crappy writing, please visit earlier works. For better but nonetheless crappy work, please visit later fics. I will update when I have time, and maybe those won't be so crappy anymore. 30/05/09 Penname changed due to personal reasons. If you don't recognise me by my stories and profile and want to know who the heck this person is, please PM me for my original penname. Ciao, 05/04/09 Haven't updated in a while. I'm not dead yet. I will get on with it soon, I promise. 25/03/09 Important notice: If you know me in real life, and recognise me here... do me a favour. Pretend you don't. Or, I can kill you :) 07/01/08 Hello~ For the folks who are wondering what happened to my earlier biography, I decided that 6000 words on the thing wasn't all that necessary, and it was a pain in the hiny to scroll down all that way and then be disappointed by the amount of stories that I've actually written, that it actually didn't correlate at all with the smallness of the scroll... Name: ... ehehehehehe :D Gender: On my passport, it says that I've got 'F' for sex! I'm not that bad though... honestly ;_; Aspires to be: Sexy mail order pole dancer. Someone rich guy will order me and I'll seduce all his money out of him and retire and lie on the couch all day watching anime and reading fanfics XD Favourite animal: Though cliche, I like wolves. No reason in particular, but they have nice fur. If mushrooms were an animal, though, I think they'd be my favourite animal. Favourite colour: Light grey My main fandoms: Naruto, Prince of Tennis, Harry Potter. In that order. I... (live in a pineapple under the sea :D:D)(Just kidding, I don't really)(Just in case you believed me.) - Space out a lot. - Have random coloured strands of hair against my black. I like to think that it's something interesting, but it's probably just malnutrition. - Wear glasses. They're red. And I have two little red-devil-horn-hairclips to go with it :D (edit: I have since lost them. Now my glasses are swamp green :D) - Am a notorious object breaker. I have destroyed around fifteen earphone in the past, my record being the earphone self-destructing before it touched my hands. I still don't know how I do it. I must be a genius :) - Don't like water. Swimming in it, that is. I mean, I don't like sleeping in it either (because I go wrinkly)(I don't mind getting wrinkly, but it feels freaky XD) - Occasionally like to draw, when inspiration comes. which it does- every two years or so. (Which is just as well. I'm not a terribly good artist) - Ramble. Badly. Very badly. Very very badly. Very very very /gets hit by a hotdog/ - Have an evil side to me amidst all of this daydreaming-material junk in my head. No, really. I'm serious, there is there is!! I have a preverted side too :) - Tend to sound drunk when I'm tired. Especially when I'm typing. - Don't like the taste of alcohol anyway. Except for butterscotch whiskey. I don't even like to drink butterscotch whiskey- it just smells nice. And it makes for a fun evening when you pour some into the juice jug. - Don't have any pets. The only pet I would ever get is a husky, and I'm not about to get a husky. I'll probably get charged for negligence (which would really be due to my abominably poor memory... "What? I have a dog? Where?"). - Have a bad memory. Did I ever tell you? - I would love to play piano, but unfortunately (or fortunately) it requires a certain amount of co-ness which I just don't possess. Pairings I like: KakashixYamato - Naruto- (he's his 'senpai'?! Now that's just asking for it). YamatoxKakashi- Naruto- (Yamato can roflpwn Kakashi into uke-submission with his Look of Death!) Genmax Raidoh- Naruto- (ahhh :B) KisamexItachi/ItachixKisame- Naruto- (Sort of nice... and nostalgic... bit hard to imagine them going at it though)(However, Kisame can fufill all of Itachi's vampire fantasies because he has sharp teeth. Lots of them, in fact, so Kisame can actually fufill Itachi's vampire orgy fantasies. Mwahahahahaha) HayatexYuugao- Naruto- (nice OP) MorixKyouya- Ouran Koukou Host Club- (Can it still be glasses moe if it's Kyouya?) (Mori: Ohtori-san... your glasses... you dropped them, here. /Hands Kyouya his dropped glasses/ /Kyouya puts glasses on/ /Mori thinks how pwnage and pron material Kyouya is with his glasses on/ /sparkles appear as Kyouya clearly sees Mori through his glasses like he never has before/ ... Kyouya: Mori... I finally see you in a new light... /sparkle sparkle/ /Kyouya flips over so that he is pinning Mori onto the floor and seduces him and they have hawt mansex, and live happily ever after) (They occasionally have a threesome with Nekozawa, and Tamaki tries to join in but is kicked out on account that he is too romantic, and when he says something gushy, it just kills the manly, sweaty mood) KyouyaxTamaki/TamakixKyouya- Ouran Koukou Host Club- (Awww) JuubeixKazuki- Getbackers- (... THE ONSEN SCENE XDXD)(if Juubei could see, and he saw the Nurse Kazuki episode, he would develop a Nurse Fetish for sure) KagaxTsutsui- Hikaru no Go- (Too cute for words XDXD)(Glasses-moe!!) Others - The pair in Air are absolutely gorgeous together :) -The Legal Drug pair XDXD - Loveless pair, of course ;P - Marimite pairing are all so nice... can't do anything about it - -; - For some reason, I want to pair up someone in XXXHolic, but I think that everyone should just remain friends. Even Watanuki and Doumeki... - And Prince of Tennis is just pairing madness- anyone goes. In fact, why doesn't everyone just get together and get it on? Yeah! :D My Anime Crushes (since I first started watching anime when I was... 1?): Ashitaka- Mononoke Hime Hatake Kakashi- Naruto (the centre of a lot of my anime daydreams)(coughfantasizingcough) Sohma Kyo, Sohma Hatori- Fruits Basket Ohtori Kyoya- Ouran Koukou Host club Fuuchouin Kazuki- Getbackers Fuji Shuusuke, Tezuka Kunimitsu, Bendy Buchou (forget his name)- Prince of Tennis Oogata-sensei- Hikaru no Go Sven Vollfield- Black Cat Koba-sen - Ueki no Housoku Satou Sei- Maria-sama ga Miteru ( If I wasn't taken already, I'd also have gotten one on Watanuki from XXXHolic... XP Anywho. Nonsensical stuff over now :D I'm open to talking anytime; feel free to PM me about nothing at all :) | |||||||||
1. Hogwarts Gakure no Castle! » reviewsNarutoHP crossover After much thinking, Dumbledore finally decided to hire a group of ninjas to teach DADA! But everything has its dark past... A JTT spinoff, but reading JTT is not required. Explained inside inconsistent major angst warningCrossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 6-28-072. On the Subject of Magnetism reviewsWherein Niou gets a tad inebriated, and goes a bit gropey on his volleyball opponent. Who can blame him, though, when a Tezuka clad in nothing save for a pair of boardies is so drool worthy? NiouTezu OneshotPrince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-20-07 - Niou M. & Tezuka K. - Complete3. Beautiful reviewsFive things I love about you. You're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful, and you're…you. [KibaHina] [Oneshot] [For KougaAndKagomeForever]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-14-07 - Kiba I. & Hinata H. - Complete4. After the Rain reviewsWith Niagra Falls pouring down his head and his face, Jackal is having a hard time trying to find his way home. Coupled with two brand new leg injuries, Jackal is stumped. And who to the rescue? Why, Akazawa, of course. [LCD sequel][One shot][Choco pair!]Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-26-07 - Akazawa Y. & Kuwabara J. - Complete5. Little Chocolate Dragonfly reviewsKirihara, led by a little red dragonfly, goes on a wild ...uhm, dragonfly chase. Of course, Jackal goes after him and, in running out of stamina, runs into someone unexpected. [Akazawa x Jackal] [Chocolate pair!] [One shot]Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-07 - Akazawa Y. & Kuwabara J. - Complete6. Of Pickup Lines reviewsSanada is trying to find a way to seduce Yukimura. The whole team pitches in to help. SanadaYukimuraPrince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-22-07 - Sanada G. & Yukimura S.7. The Subtleties of Art reviewsDeidara thinks that Art is the fleeting moment of time after the bomb is dropped, when the explosion happens, and lasts even until the black chars make themselves visible. Kisame disagrees. DrabbleishNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-07 - Deidara & Kisame H. - Complete8. Journey Through Time » reviewsNarutoxSakuraxSasuke. Seven years ago, after Sasuke left, Naruto and Sakura made a pact. Now Team Seven are roaming the shinobi world as missing nins...but then the Anbus interfere...slight swearing.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 10-31-069. It All Started With The Firecrab » reviewsFirecrabs, Harry decided, were not much better than Skrewts. But how could he possibly tell that to Hagrid, who was looking so happy bouncing around his garden chasing an equally energetic fire blasting animal? DMHP, main pairingHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 10-22-0610. The Calm Before A Storm reviewsYou know it's coming. You can almost taste it on the tip of your tongue, feel it with the soft pads of your fingertips...The pain of parting. NaruSasu friendship fic. Can be seen as angst and shounen ai, but very vaguely. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete11. Childhood friend » reviewsShe was just standing there, casually dressed, with her hands in her pockets.Gaara's eyes couldn't leave her. It was unbelievable. It had been seven years...GaaxOCNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 12-30-05 - Gaara12. Of Drabbles and Puns reviewsDrabbles centred around stupid word puns etc... [1]Team Kakashi. Team seven finds out just how Naruto praises his ramen. Warnings: attempted crack, slight languageNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-21-06 - Complete13. Threesomes » reviewsA collection of drabbles about threesomes. Akatsuki love, konoha pets love! LeaderItachiKisame, AkamaruPakkunTontonNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-10-06 - Published: 11-7-0614. Even reviewsSasoriDeidara. Sasori always beats Deidara in spars. Deidara evens it out. Implied yaoi. 126 word drabble.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-06 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete15. Following Traditions reviewsTenten x Neji. Tenten had never been one to follow traditions. Oneshot. Drabble kind of thing.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-1-06 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete16. Melting reviewsPostTohru. Haru gets lost when thinking. Slight HaruRin. angst. Kind of drabble.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-26-06 - Complete17. Reminiscing reviewsKyuubi and Shukaku remember the old times. KyuuKaku. Kind of... ...kind of drabble...Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-06 - Complete18. Reasons reviewsKiba loves Hinata...why? He has his reasons...KibaHina. Slight drabble.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-06 - Kiba I. & Hinata H. - Complete19. Habits reviewsKotetsu has a habit. Kotetsu x Izumo, mild swearing. Kind of drabbleNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-26-06 - Izumo K. & Kotetsu H. - Complete20. Calling it Quits reviewsAngst. Kakashi and Genma come home from a particularly violent ANBU mission. GenmaKakashiIruka. Warnings: Attempt at dark stuff, swearing, slight gore: not described in detail. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-26-06 - Complete21. Funny Eyes reviewsGaara had always held an unhealthy interest for unusual things...GaaLee implied yaoiNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-23-06 - Gaara & Lee R. - Complete22. My Himechan » reviews[On Hiatus] Kakashi saves a girl from assassination and she wants to pay him back...kakaxOC. MS.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-25-06 - Published: 12-20-05 - Kakashi H.23. Mistletoe » reviewsIt's Christmas in Konoha! The sand nins are invited to stay over. Some mischievious idiot decided to put a jutsu on a mistletoe...and everyone knows what happens when you stand under mistletoe! GaaHinaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-23-06 - Published: 12-29-05 - Gaara & Hinata H.24. Dolphins and Scarecrows » reviewsIt all started when Kakashi finds that drawer full of his photos camping over at Iruka's one day... KakaIru Yaoi, impliedNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 12-29-05 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U.25. Curiosity killed the cat » reviews[On Hiatus] Kyo walked into something he shouldn’t have, and in punishment, Akito…? KyoruFruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 12-31-05 - Kyou S. & Tohru H.26. Swap over for a week » reviews[On Hiatus] Tsunade makes an important decision for a mission...but what has all this got to do with Iruka if he's not going? Wait a sec...BEING THE TEMPORARY HOKAGE?Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-2-0627. 7 days » reviewsKyo is burdened with ANOTHER curse. But is it real? Rated T for the language.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 7-6-05 - Complete28. Strawberries reviewsHinata is at her strawberry patch, pondering the fact that she has to find herself a partner before the celebrations of her being the next Hyuuga leader...but who? KibaxHina one shotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-6-06 - Hinata H. & Kiba I. - Complete29. Memories reviewsKakashi remembered what happened when he was little. One shotNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete30. Lost in the forbidden forest » reviews[On Hiatus] James decides to invite Lily to the forbidden forest...JamesxLilyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-20-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P.31. The five curses » reviewsKyo turned the door handle, finding it locked...but what has this got to do with Akito and his birthday?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 9-2-05 - Kyou S. & Tohru H.32. When pearl meets ivory reviewsFirst oneshot I've written! HinaSasu. Hinata tries to confess, but Sasuke...?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-21-05 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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