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since: 07-03-05, id: 846362, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

Hey guys! Hope you are alright and this is mine Hyper Hippies profile:

Name: Amy

Fave colour: Green/Blue/Black/Purple/Grey/Red

Fave animal: Dragons/Wolves/Snakes

Fave Bands/Artists :PAPA ROACH! SHINEDOWN! JAMES MORRISON!!, DISTURBED!!, LINKIN PARK, All American Rejects,Wham, UB40, Queen, Elliot Minor, 30 Seconds To Mars, Madina Lake, Potter Puppet Pals, Fall Out Boy, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Go Audio, Kids in Glass Houses, Paramore, Nickleback, Simple Plan, Jimmy Eat World, Bullet For My Valentine, Funeral For a Friend, Dragonforce, Trivium, Soil, Lost Prophets, Linkin Park, Mcfly, Backstreet Boys, Aqua, Steps, Spice Girls, Bowling for Soup, The Rasmus ... and lots of random RnB songs...

Fave Authors: J.K.Rowling, Christopher Poalini, Darren Shan, Karren Rose, Paul Stewart and Chris Riddel, Eoin Colfer and a lot of other people who I can't be bothered to list

Fave Books: There is too little time for me to name them all, but I will say HARRY POTTER

Fave T.V Shows: MERLIN!! OMG HOW FANTASTIC IS IT!! Urmmm... I also like The Mentalist, The Bill, Heroes, Primeval (When it was on), Doctor Who...

Fave fan fic cat: Harry Potter and more recently I've found myself enjoying Merlin fanfic.

Harry Potter pairings

Love!

Harry/Draco --> I know, but I can't help but love them- all of them; Veela, Vampire, Non-magic, Harry has a different father just all of them! Oh I've also found a song which I think suits them so much! All American Rejects; I Wanna Touch You. Check It Out!

Sirius/Severus --> They remind me of an older and not so hot generation of Draco and Harry

Remus/Severus --> Bookworms united! CUTE

Lucius OR Narcissa/Severus --> Only when one parent is being mean to Draco and so gets with Sev

Hermione/Ron --> Proberly the only true cannon pairing I like

Ginny/Neville --> I think they complment each other and only when Ginny isn't all slutty

HATES

Harry/Ginny or Cho or anyone but Draco --> Yea a little obessed with Harry/Draco or Draco/Harry if u want to be picky

Draco/With anyone but Harry --> See above

James Potter/ With anyone but Lily --> One of the few cannon pairings I like

Voldemort/ And anyone --> Gross... just gross

Dumbledore/ Anyone --> He is just to old

Unusual Pairings

Tom Riddel/Voldemort --> That is one that scared me and Hippie Jade for life

Harry/Salazar Slytherin --> Erm yea...

Harry/Hedwig --> Yes this is true. I'm still not over that one yet.


You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

How true is this though lol =)

PUT IN BOLD WHAT APPLYS TO YOU.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL GO TO HELL.
IM a CHRISTIAN so I MUST think gay people will go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I dont
have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have ne morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN so I must not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE OR USED TO TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm a GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST BE GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be an nerd that does homework 24/7.
I’m a CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm a MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe jesus was a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH so I MUST be a concieted snob.
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the bordar.
I'm BI so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I was not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m ITALIAN so I MUST have a big one

The solemn pledge of the FLUFF (Fluffy Love United Female Force)

I, Hyper Hippie, do solemnly swear to fight against the world of angst, in whatever form in may take from heart ache to intense, manic depression. I will be sure to think happy thoughts and add copious amount of fluff to everything I write. All my stories will end happily, with love and goodness conquering all as is the way the world should be.

If you wish to join contact WingsOfADream (look on favourite authors list) and help spread fluffyness around the world.


Fave Quotes:

Lucius looked at Severus with a frown. “ You’ve allowed my boy to fall for a blasted Gryffindor. For shame, Severus.” A fantastic FanFiction called - I Need You For Hope

"Even superhero's need to pee" Jack Barrowman

Hippie man and beggar boy here to save the day” Art of the Silver Screen (Absolutly brilliant fic!But it's not on fan fic =O)

“No you must be seeing things; the horn is NOT strangling the halo”

“Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend”

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."

"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself."

A friend is the person to bail you out of jail; your best friend is the one who sits beside you saying “Well that was fun, what do you want to do next"

"I might start something and never finish it or finish something and never start it"

"This may sound really stupid but ... I have seen the light!"


Stories:

A Slytherin Harry

Well I just had a thought of what would happen if Harry and Draco were actually friends, the idea hit me because I went through this stage of hating Ron and Hermione, but I was quickly cured by that thought track thank God. Not that I actually believe in God...

But yer really slow updates... SORRRRRRRY... Oh I haven't given up on it yet! =D

I’m Too Sexy for My

A humor where random Harry Potter characters get up and sing the famous ‘I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt’ by ‘Right Said Fred’, Though they add their own little twists

Kids

A little joke that came up on a little phone chat between me and Hippie Jade

Little Harry Potter

Okay the fic where I seem to be writing the most! Planned out the story! Even typed out loads for it... just not the stuff that I should be...

One Day – Star wars

Me and my friends got very bored one day at school and made this…

School Meetings

Was to be a fuller story but decided against it. I wrote the first chap whilst hippie jade wrote the last chap

Snape’s Secret Mission

Basically there’s this teacher at school that reminds us of Snape and we thought we would give him a little job at a muggle school. Hiatus at the moment

The Demented and Random Dreams of Harry Potter

That’s just what the title says. Urm it’s just a bit of torture for our favorite character and if you have any suggestions feel free to tell me them.

The Toenail of Doom

Something my friend wrote and as she doesn’t have an account I said Id put it on my name. See hippie jades name for the other installation the fruit bowl

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1. Little Harry Potter » reviews
Sirius is free! Sirius and Remus take Harry in, but when Harry's babysitters and the Ministry get involved in their life things become a lot more complex than should be. Betrayal, Humor, Family and Romance all occur. SB/OC, RL/OC. Slow Updates
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,176 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 11-21-05 - Harry P. & Sirius B.
2. Nightmares
A ficlet explaining the nature of nightmares and the origins of the bat mentioned in Little Harry Potter. - a present from Hippie Jade
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Published: 5-31-09 - Complete
3. A Slytherin Harry I » reviews
Severus collects Harry and takes him to Hogwarts. Harry gets sorted into Slytherin. What will happen next? AU , Not Slash - yet, Hopefully orginal
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 10-19-06 - Harry P. & Severus S.
4. I'm Too Sexy for My » reviews
this is a songfic where random characters get up and sing there on version of I'm Too Sexy For My shirt by Right Said Fred plz R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 7-14-06
5. Black and White reviews
Deep thoughts for the BoyWhoLived. HPDM slash brief boyboy love. Do not read this if you do not like slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-30-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
6. Kids reviews
Just a joke that we have come up with. Yet another Hippie Jade and Hyper Hippie production!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-21-06 - Albus D. - Complete
7. School Meetings » reviews
A look into Snapes mind as he trys to stay awake during yet another school meeting.A Hyper Hippie and Hippie Jade production. Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-06 - Severus S. - Complete
8. Snape's Secret Mission » reviews
ON HOLD AT THE MO!Snape is given a mission ... to take over a muggle school! But what happens when there is a group who are determined to find out who there new teacher is... Very OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-2-06 - Published: 5-18-06 - Severus S.
9. The Demented and Random Dreams of Harry Potter » reviews
ON HOLD! Well basically 'The Demented and Radom Dreams of Harry Potter' which i warn you may scare younger readers. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 12-21-05 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
10. The Toenail of Doom reviews
Harry dies. How? Death by toenail. Read for full story. Good for a quick laugh. Please flame!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-11-06 - Harry P. - Complete
11. One Day reviews
Bascially every good guy ever known dies. Good for a quick laugh. Please flame.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-11-06 - Complete
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