I don't own anything when i write my stories.

I am officially married, I love Buffy, Angel, Veronica Mars, One tree hill, Heroes, The O.C, twilight books and many more but it will be too many to tell.

My favorite saying is IF I HAD A HAMMER I'D HIT BOB AND STEAL HIS PIE. hehehehehehehe

My fave pairing is

BTVS: Buffy/Angel, Spike/Dru, Faith/Gunn, Willow/Oz, Xander/Cordelia, Giles/jenny, Wesley/anyone (T.V or someone i make up)

Veronica Mars: Ronnie/Logan, Duncan/Meg

One Tree Hill: Peyton/Lucas, Nathan/hayley, Brooke/Chase, Mouth/Mimi(I think thats her name after hte latest series)

Twilight: Ed/Bella, emm/rose, Alice/ Jasper, Carlisle/esme, Jacob/nessie,

Anyway i wil try to keep updating but am quite bust ATM with shows, but will try. I hate letting ppl down.

Please review on my stories THANK YOU and goodbye

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this intp your profile.

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Well thank you for viewing my profile, i will get back to youi guys as much as possible, well read the stories, and review the storys, and well basically

ENJOY and KEEP READING