Hello! As my name suggests, I have a seriously overactive imagination, and hopefully this website will help me drain some of the creative juices into something more concrete. I like silly and absurd comedies and fluffy, soppy (and on occasion, citrusy) romances. I have an unfortunate tendency to rant, and I have a psychosomatic reaction to writing. I literally am slightly nauseated by poor writing, so if your story makes me puke, beware! Remember, my vocabulary is quite sizeable, and I may casually throw around words you've never seen before. Don't be embarrased to read my fics with a dictionary in hand. (However, sometimes even that won't help. I make up words quite often, but then again, so did Shakespeare.) My imagination can be best desribed as something like a coffee maker, grinding outside influences into tiny bits, filtering those bits for the best parts of each, and producing a concoction that unites that data with my own unique ideas...or something like that. Oh, and for any inquisitive fanfic authors who wish to insert me into their writing: I'M A GUY.

Angering me is not recommended, as I have an infinite horde of Genghis Khan clones, each equipped with lasers, a jetpack, and all the horse blood he can drink. They are genetically designed to be rabid supporters of whatever pairings I hold dear, and will not hesitate to pillage the homes of those who displease me. You have been warned.

Favorite fic categories (in no particular order): Teen Titans, InuYasha, Zatch Bell, Ben 10, Magic: the Gathering

Supported pairings: BB/Raven, Robin/Starfire, Cyborg/?; Kagome/Inuyasha, Miroku/Sango; Kiyo/Megumi, Zatch/Tia

OCs:

Pentagram, an being of pure magical energy, with my personality.

Captain Cameo, with the amazing power to show up whenever I need some random bystander to say a quick line.

More than a dozen assorted mamodo that are presently absent from my stories.

I created them, so you better say so when you use 'em!

Be advised: I try to apply the Magic: the Gathering system to everything. For example, I've classified the Teen Titans by Magic color:

White: Robin. The obsessive, rigid, right-and-wrong, black-and-white leader. Greatly relies on support from allies.

Blue: Cyborg. The tech-savvy, half-mechanical, analytical genius who upgrades everything (including himself) in a never-ending quest for perfection. Believes in a technological solution for everything, and that his skills are unparallelable.

Black: Raven. The half-demonic, shadowy, secretive, fearful recluse with more emotional walls than a psychic Fort Knox. Finds it hard to rely on others, easily percieved as selfish.

Red: Starfire. The effervescent, emotionally transparent, destructive, optimistic warrior. Her powers rely on emotion, and her personality constantly oscillates between the kind, bubbly naif and the merciless, reckless fighter.

Green: Beast Boy. The nature-respecting, animalistic, instinctive, unthinking species-swapper. He lies on a balance of ferality and civilization, and relies far more on gut instinct than cognitive logic.