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Author has written 19 stories for Star Wars, Indiana Jones, M*A*S*H, James Bond, Remington Steele, Moonlighting, House, M.D., and Doctor Who. “The spotted hawk swoops by and accuses me, he complains of my gab and my loitering. I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable, I sound my barbaric YAWP over the roofs of the world.” ~Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass I have this thing for characters. I can’t explain it. They get into my head and run around until I put them on paper. It’s not always pretty, but it’s usually entertaining. And they’re usually not mine—that’s why they end up here. So look around, review, and enjoy! My current addictions: the new Dr. Who--first story up now. My long-term, committed addictions: Remington Steele, Moonlighting My all time favorites: Indiana Jones, James Bond My one night stands: old school Star Wars (who can resist Harrison Ford?), MASH, House I am also a recovering Harry Potter fan. I am horrendous at meeting deadlines, even the ones I set myself, so my postings tend to be sporadic and grouped. I’m making a commitment to one extended fic, “Once in a Steele Blue Moon,” because it’s already typed up in black and white and ready to be edited and posted for your enjoyment. And because I’d rather read great one liners than talk about myself, enjoy the following compellation. PM me, and I’ll give you the citations, but no—really—they’re not mine… Favorite Quotes: Dr. Who: Capt. Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, oooo, this could be a little more sonic? Rose: No, you're not keeping the horse. Capt. Jack: Well, I've got a banana and in a pinch, you could put up some shelves. Doctor: Allons-y! Doctor: Is that what I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not a ginger… Mickey: What’s a horse doing on a spaceship? Remington Steele: RS: Five minutes to get through a hospital standard? If the union ever got wind of this… RS: First you deflate my duck, and now you want to cook my goose. Wonderful. Murphy: I heard fighting, so I knew Mommy and Daddy must be home. LH: Ethics. You’re obviously unfamiliar with the word, never mind the concept. LH: I don’t know what to say. RS: She was in a negligee and you still thought it was Miss Holt? LH: Why are they shooting at us? LH: Don’t do anything reckless in the meantime. Moonlighting: DA: Hey, don’t take this the wrong way, but you kinda remind me of a Pontiac I used to own… MH: I hate you. I despise you. I loathe the ground under which you burrow! DA: Are we not speaking to each other now? Why am I always the last one to know these things? DA: Whoa, lady—I will gladly get you off this train—I will throw you off this train if necessary, but please refrain from any physical act that is not of an erotic nature. MH: First clump of dirt on your coffin—I want to be the one to throw it. MH: Why does this keep happening? DA: Not only are you a sexist, but you are the sexiest sexist it has ever been my good fortune to satirize. MH: Wouldn’t want you losing anymore sleep over me. DA: If anyone’s going to buzz Miss Hayes, it’s gonna be me. | |||||||
1. Once in a Steele Blue Moon » reviewsA simple murder inquiry throws our favorite 80s detective agencies together, but they’ve met once or twice before. Why not? R/L, M/D. Seventh chapter up! Story finished!Crossover - Remington Steele & Moonlighting - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,817 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 7-4-09 - Complete2. Inexorable reviewsShe knows. Loving him is inexorable. Fluff for the soul…Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete3. An Honest Answer reviewsHe’d love to give her an honest answer; he just doesn’t know how to answer all the questions she’ll never ask.Moonlighting - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-09 - Complete4. Just a Day Job reviewsIt started as a day job. It took him awhile to realize that was also how it ended.Moonlighting - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete5. Afterglow reviewsThere are few things even Vicodin can’t compete with. Pretty much fluff.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-1-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete6. Once Upon an Afterlife reviewsShe'd kill him, but it seems someone already beat her to it…Moonlighting - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-26-09 - Complete7. Standard Operating Procedure reviewsHe’s about to walk out of her life again, almost as quietly as he entered.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-09 - Complete8. Steele, Mr Steele reviewsWhat’s in a name? Laura’s finally about to find out. Total fluff. No Bond references, just an amusing title.Remington Steele - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-21-09 - Complete9. Steely Beauty reviewsSeconds away from becoming Remington Steele, he realizes he never stood a chance.Remington Steele - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-17-09 - Complete10. A Steele Moment reviewsFor a moment, she’s tempted to leave LA—to follow him wherever he wanders in the hope that wandering will bring them home. But who is the wanderer--who might she leave behind? Is it worth the risk?Remington Steele - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete11. Steele's Lovely Lady reviewsThere’s another woman in his life, and he’s risking her favor to win Laura’s.Remington Steele - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete12. Steele Harry reviewsIt’s disconcerting how the first name she tries on him is so hauntingly familiar.Remington Steele - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-09 - Complete13. Steele in Love with You reviewsAfter two years, INS comes looking for more than proof of marriage. This time they’re out for blood—Steele’s—and they’re not alone. He has a plan, causing Laura’s concern—and with good reason. He’s going to murder Remington Steele.Remington Steele - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-8-09 - Complete14. Of an Evening reviewsThe bed of Mr. James Bond is empty tonight, but his mind is full with memories of the women he loved.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-16-08 - Complete15. Black and White reviewsEvery once in a while the lines blur. Every once in a while he sees red.James Bond - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-08 - Complete16. Angel of Mercy reviewsTrapper’s shipping out and Hawkeye’s out of town. The split could destroy them, if not for the angel of mercy that holds them together.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-2-08 - Hawkeye P. & Margaret H. - Complete17. Ruelle de Mémoire reviewsIndy and Marion are finally together, again. They take the evening to get reacquainted with each other, but they can’t help but take a moment to remember the lovely Soeur Marie Pierre—their own special angel. Quasi-sequel to Counting Marys.Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-1-08 - Complete18. Counting Marys reviews“There were a lot of Marys, kid.” Indy finds himself tallying up Marys as he travels to South America and comes to a startling conclusion about what—or who—will be waiting for him.Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-30-0819. In Worlds' Womb reviewsThe events of the day have thrown Leia for a loop, but, given time to recover, her newly found peace may cement her newly found love. HL. Total fluff.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-30-08 - Leia O. & Han S. - Complete
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