My full name is Akira Akuma Miko. I like anime, yaoi, chocolate, violence, buttsex, a good plot , pretty boys, drawing, writing,pretty boys, alcohol, blood, yaoi...and yaoi

I hate Mary sues and Gary Stues. Bad fanfics. (There's difference between BAD fanfics and bad fanfics...I hate the BAD ones. The ones with no plot, plotholes, awful spelling, bad grammar and, they literally massacre the characters.) I also believe in paragraphs (hint hint)

My favourite Pairings:

Kingdom Hearts.

Saix X Xenmas

ZexionXDexion

RikuXSora

CloudXSephiroth

AxelXRoxas

Naruto

NarutoXSasuke

NejiXGaara

ShinoXKiba

SasukeXItachi

IrukaX Kakashi

Fruits Basket

KyouXHaru

KyouXYuki

Fullmetal Alchemist

EdXRoy

EdXEnvy

Shaman King

YohXHao

Samurai Deeper Kyo

YuyaXKyo (I barely read them though)

SasukeXYukimura

Yugioh

Yami BakuraXRyou

YugiXYami

SetoXJounichi

Um...yea

Awesome sayings:

Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over."

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what the hell happened. I just happened to be in the third group

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done

The problem with reality is a lack of background music

Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't

light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak

main reason santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it

Shikamaru Block: A combination of writers block and sheer laziness.

First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did”

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

Favourite qoutes:

"Accepting the fact you are a hypocrite doesn't make you any less of a hypocrite"

-Me

"Inside, Spock was cursing the door, the door’s manufacturer, the architect that designed it, the contractor that installed it, the programmer of the software that operated it"

-Sounds by YouWreckMe

Fight your own fucking war, sir.

The Problem With Cupboards by Opalish

“This is Hogwarts, Peeves. The term ‘normal’ does not apply here.”

-Study Sessions by Snape's Nightie

“The bastard!” Jacob exclaimed in utter horror as he pulled the collar of his shirt away from his neck to examine the hickey and lovebites better. “This decides it. He dies. Painfully.”

-Claiming the Wolf by shadowglove

“Yes, I do. Except the ones that serve no master in any shape or form. Only the gods that they serve and worship. I have no say of they do and do not. The one that you seek is in that category.” Malfoy said

- The Long Trip to the Forbidden Forest by FireChildSlytherin5

"We can experience Heaven for an instant or two before we burn in Hell."

-Sinners by racoonchan

"Because I could not stop for death, He kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves and immortality. "

- Emily Dickinson

“Naruto realized his mistake after he seen the dangerous glint in the Uchiha’s eyes. Never say ‘off limits’ to them. It was like saying, ‘here boy come fetch.’”

-Vampire Office by TannerUzumaki

"i can not belive that they almost kissed in the begining I was about to go in the vid and kill the bastered myself"

- Bitcholishis (Comment on Junjo Romantica season 2 episode 5 3/3)

Best comment ever! XD

Personality:

Moodswinging

Bitchy

Nice

Random

Anti-social

Viloent

Perky

Loud

Yaoi-fangirl

Pervert (above)

My spelling isn't all that great but damnit it ain't that bad. I'll probably add more later on so thank you for reading my profile and my awful fanfics. I really do need to work on them. But untill then, thanks. I realised something...I don't like Twilight...I just like hotness...