Last Updated 4:35 PM EST Friday January 27th, 2012

News/Updates

College is...college. I'm so busy with things I haven't had much time for writing. :( I wish I had something to post. If you guys miss me at all, I'm active on DeviantART, just not with fanfics, instead it's crafting and cosplay.

So yeah. Someday I will post something. I'm active, I promise, just not in posting fics. T_T

-Saint

Sites

DeviantART: http://saint-chan.deviantart.com/
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/SaintDefiance
Homepage: http://lightning.codetown.org/
Shop: http://www.saintsshoppe.com/

Fanfics

Complete

He'll Be Fine: Alex Rider. Oneshot. First Alex Rider fic, written to help fandom reach 1000 fics (done March 8th 2009, my 16th b-day)
I Love You: Alex Rider. Slash. Originally a oneshot, expanded into a series of short scenes.
Life's Sweets and Spies: Alex Rider. Two-chaptered, written for SpyFest, features a candy store, K-Unit, and Yassen! Not Crocodile Tears compliant.
Punishment: Alex Rider. Oneshot involving the K-Unit, for Scorpia710 for Spyfest 2009.
Alliance to Resistance: Charmed. Oneshot. Season 6. Songfic to 'Rush' by Aly & A.J.
Control: Charmed. Three-shot. Season 6, slight AU. Part I is songfic to "Drown" by Three Days Grace.
I Am Alive: Charmed. Season 6, Chris-centric. Part I of the Shadower Trilogy
I Am Dead:Charmed. Season 6, Chris-centric. Part II of the Shadower Trilogy.
I Hate The World: Gilmore Girls. Oneshot. Exaggerated, but based on a personal experience. Lorelai-centric. Hints at AU, set after Season Finale.
Total Breakdown: Gilmore Girls. Oneshot. Angsty and dark. Jess-centric.
Special and Typical: Heroes. Oneshot. Wrote it immediately after 'Truth and Blood'. Mostly Sylar and Luke centric. Has strange epic prophecy-vibe to it.
Insanity Is Better Than Reality: Heroes. Oneshot, drabble. Takes place during "How To Stop An Exploding Man". Peter and Claire centric.
America...Soon to Be the Home of the Free: First posted Hetalia fic, ironically the most recent one I started writing. America centric, features England. Set during Revolutionary War, features historical figures. Slight crossover with '1776' musical.
Never Alone: Harry Potter. Oneshot. George's reflection on the deaths that took place.
Food Fight and the Grape Fighters: Lord of the Rings. Oneshot. Food war in the Gondor kitchens, has mostly everyone.
Sleep: Robin Hood BBC. Oneshot. First slash fic. Still not happy with it but I posted it anyways.
It's All My Fault: Pirates of the Caribbean. Oneshot. Elizabeth's POV and her thoughts after she 'killed' Jack.
Plans of Action: Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series. Oneshot. Prolly one of the 1st abridged fics. Marik and Bakura fun.

In-Progress/Under Revision

I Am Back: (In-Progress/Under Revision?) Charmed. Season 6, Chris-centric. Part III of the Shadower Trilogy.
The Potter-Sue Incarnate: (In-Progress/Under Revision) soon to be called 'The Sue Incarnates' A massive MarySue crossover parody, originally a Harry PotterSue Parody.

Coming Soon

Alex Rider - Chrono Trigger - Danny Phantom - Digimon - Doctor Who - Final Fantasy - Hetalia - Jumper - Kingdom Hearts - Merlin - Night at the Museum - Pokémon - Primeval - Supernatural - Yu-Gi-Oh! - Yu-Gi-Oh! GX - Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - lots of Crossovers!

& so much more!

Pairings

Hated/Disliked: Becker/Sarah - Lorelai Gilmore II/Christopher - Ash Ketchum/Misty - Chris P. Halliwell/Bianca - Harry Potter/Hermione Granger - Captain Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth Swann - Aragorn/OC - Faramir/OC - Most noncanon Harry Potter pairings - Akiza/Yusei - Jack Atlas/Carly - Sora Takenouchi/Matt Ishida – Sora Takenouchi/Tai Kamiya - Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester – Kairi/Sora – Riku/Kairi – Riku/Naminé – Russia/America – France/England

Liked Family, Hurt-Comfort, or Friendship: Claire Bennett/Peter Petrelli - Mohinder Suresh/Molly Walker - Officer Matt Parkman/Molly Walker - Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer - The K-Unit/Alex Rider - Jack Starbright/Ian or Alex Rider – Yassen Gregorovitch/Alex Rider - Flea/Magus(Prince Janus of Zeal) - Peter Petrelli/Gabriel 'Sylar' Gray - Jaden Yuki/Chazz Princeton - Syrus Truesdale/Zane Truesdale – Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey - Cid Highwind/Snow Villiers - Spain/France/Prussia (Bad Touch Trio) – (anything listed below)

Rarely Liked/AU Only/Crack!fic/Well-Written Only: Captain Jack Sparrow/OC - Murtagh/Arya - Arya/Legolas - Eragon Shadeslayer/Arya

Favourites, Liked, Interested In, or Semi-Liked: Will Turner/Elizabeth Swann - Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley - Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley - Arwen/Aragorn - Faramir/Eowyn - Legolas/OC (well written only) - Luke Danes/Lorelai Gilmore II - Shawn Spencer/Carlton Lassiter - Roiben Rath Rye/Kaye Fierch - Will Scarlett/Allan a'Dale – Robin Hood/Guy of Gisbourne - Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood - Marle(Princess Nadia)/Crono - Ayla/Kino - Magus/Flea - Stephen/Nick Cutter - Connor Temple/Captain Ryan - Connor Temple/Becker - Joey Wheeler/Seto Kaiba - Malik Ishtar/Ryou Bakura – Marik/Yami Bakura - Mana(Dark Magician Girl)/Mahado(Dark Magician) - Eagle/Snake - Alex Rider/Artemis Fowl - Alex Rider/Ben Daniels - Gary Oak(Shigeru)/Ash Ketchum(Satoshi) – Red/Blue(Green) – Red/Lance - Gold/Silver - Wes/Ryuuto - Dean Winchester/Castiel - Riku/Sora - Roxas/Axel - Roxas/Axel/Reno – Cloud Strife/Squall 'Leon' Leonhart - Jack Atlas/Yusei Fudo - Crow/Kiryu(Kalin Kessler) - Johan Anderson/Judai Yuki – Zane Truesdale/Aster Phoenix – Matt Ishida/Tai Kamiya – Max Ride/Fang – Griffin/David Rice – Jededaiah Smith/Octavius – Arthur Pendragon/Merlin(Emrys) – Sherlock Holmes/John Watson – England(Arthur)/America(Alfred)– Germany(Ludwig)/N. Italy(Veniciano Feliciano) – Prussia(Gilbert)/Canada(Matthew) – Spain(Antonio)/S. Italy(Romano Lovino) – Poland(Feliks)/Lithuania(Toris) – Greece(Heracles)/Japan(Kiku) – Sweden(Berwald)/Finland(Tino) – Denmark/Nowary – Austria(Roderich)/Switzerland(Vash) – Rome/Germania – Scotland/France(Francis) - New York/Massachusetts - Face/Murdock - Tulio/Miguel - Marcus/Esca - Ezio/Leonardo - Shizuo Heiwajima/Izaya Orihara - Daniel of Mayfair/Philip - Harvey Spector/Mike Ross - Ellis/Nick - Glenn/Daryl Dixon - Shane Walsh/Rick Grimes - Eddy Monroe/Nick Burkhardt

Quotes

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. "

"What is life but one giant surgery?" -Chris, in Science Class

"My life has gone to the Insane Festival, hosted courtesy of the one and only: Hell." me, during times of stress/chaos.

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." -Paul Beatty

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields

"Mr. Madison. What you've just said...is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. " -1776

"If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?"

"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do it.'"

Copy-Into-Profiles

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. (I started this one. Kinda bad, cuz now all the Suethors are using it and screwing with it. But I still agree with it.)

Me

Names: Saint, Kai, St. Defiance, St. Danger
Old Penname(s)/Nicknames: Za Webmaster Authoress, IF, Captain
Age: 18. But mentally? I differ between being 8 and 80...
Gender: Female
Interests: Reading. Writing. Music. Movies. TV. Cartoons. Anime. Manga. Art. Games. Computers. Cosplaying. Internet. Acting. Food. Learning. History.
Personality: Sarcastic, snarky, mischievous, funny, intelligent, caustic, weird, different, random, insane, unique, devious, paranoid, contradictory, multi-faceted, slightly schizophrenic, defiant, geeky, severe, tolerant/anti-prejudice.

Favorites

Artists: Green Day; Monty Are I; Flogging Molly; My Chemical Romance; Lady Gaga; Ke$ha; Super Junior; SHINee; Panic! At the Disco; f(x); U-Kiss; The Fratellis; Rise Against; Bayside; Papa Roach; Sum 41; The All-American Rejects; Paramore; Bowling for Soup; Cobra Starship; Three Days Grace; Sick Puppies; Fall Out Boy; Bad Religion; Pennywise; Simple Plan; lostprophets; Toybox; Hans Zimmer; Trevor Rabin; Danny Elfman; Klaus Badelt; Tiesto; Morning Musume; Yasunori Mitsuda; Nobuo Uematsu; various composers and euro/japanese/korean pop or dance, OSTs,

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy; Shrek 1-3; Princess Bride; Robin Hood: Men in Tights; National Treasure; National Treasure: Book of Secrets; Serenity; Accepted; Nightmare Before Christmas; The Bourne Series; Wakko's Wish; Sky High; Disturbia; The Simpsons Movie; Juno; Cloverfield; Jumper; Doomsday; SLC Punk; Live Free or Die Hard; A Series of Unfortunate Events; Troy; Van Helsing; Robots; Lord of the Rings; Harry Potter; Tropic Thunder; Alex Rider: Stormbreaker; Indiana Jones: Legend of the Crystal Skull; Singing in the Rain; The Third Man; Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street; Resident Evil; Valkyrie; The Incredibles; Defiance; Night at the Museum 1 & 2; Terminator Salvation; Transformers 1 & 2; Citizen Kane, various Disney classics, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Inglorious Bastards, The Sting; Alice; Tin Man; Final Fantasy: Advent Children; Oliver & Company; Disney classics; Balto 1-3; Sherlock Holmes; Valentine's Day; Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland; 1941; Inception; Tangled; The Eagle; The Boondock Saints; Star Trek; Various musicals & classics

TV Shows: Supernatural, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Glee, Primeval, Robin Hood BBC, Sherlock BBC, Top Gear, The Walking Dead, Mythbusters, Doctor Who, Merlin, Psych, White Collar, Suits, Burn Notice, Heroes, Grimm, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Who's Line is it Anyways? (American), What I Like About You, In Plain Sight, Gilmore Girls, Charmed (season 6), 8 Simple Rules, Firefly, It Takes A Thief, Hell's Kitchen, Ace of Cakes, Dinner: Impossible, Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Wipeout, Make It Or Break It, You Are What You Eat, House MD, That 70's Show, The Graham Norton Show, Reaper, History Channel, Food Network, Discovery Channel

Internet Shows/Comics/YouTubers: Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series, Sailor Moon Abridged, Pokémon Abridged, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Abridged, Demyx Time/Parle Productions, Julian Smith, Remi Gaillard, Neg's Urban Sports, Toby Turner/Tobuscus, Cry/ChaoticMonki, PewDiePie, Two Best Friends Play; Mangaminx, Black Box TV, Scandinavia & the World/Neils/Humon, VG Cats, Fresh Epics, Romantically Apocalyptic, various YouTube shows

Cartoons/Anime: Yu-Gi-Oh!; Yu-Gi-Oh! GX; Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's; Hetalia; Pokémon; Baccanno!; Durarara!!; Digimon; Azumanga Daioh; Chobits; Panty & Stocking; Cardcaptor Sakura; Danny Phantom, PowerPuff Girls; Animaniacs; Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy; The Fairly Oddparents; Spongebob Squarepants; Codename: Kids Next Door; Courage the Cowardly Dog; Dexter's Laboratory; Looney Toons; Scooby Doo (any and all of them!); Teen Titans; Sailor Moon; Time Squad; Wild Thornberrys; Kim Possible; Jimmy Neutron; Jackie Chan Adventures; Recess; Family Guy; My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic;

Books/Manga: Harry Potter; The Lord of the Rings; the Hobbit; Alex Rider; Artemis Fowl; Next; Tamora Pierce books; Eragon; Eldest; Holly Black books; the Spiderwick Chronicles; Dan Brown books; Animorphs; Maximum Ride novels/manga; The Ugly series; Michael Crichton books; Percy Jackson and the Twelve Olympians; Imadoki!; Cirque Du Freak Saga; Leviathan; Kingdom Hearts manga, Yu-Gi-Oh! manga, Count of Monte Cristo, Guardians of Time trilogy; Alice In Wonderland; Hetalia; Zombies vs Unicorns; The Wee Free Men;

Games: Chrono Trigger; Final Fantasy VI/Final Fantasy series; Super Mario 64; Yoshi's Story; Super Mario World; Zelda; Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness; Pokémon Red, Blue, Yellow, Silver, Gold, & Crystal, SoulSilver, HeartGold; Neopets; Kingdom Hearts; Amnesia: the Dark Descent; Penumbra series; Assassin's Creed series; Portal 1 & 2; Left 4 Dead 1 & 2; Legend of Zelda series;

Comedians: Eddie Izzard, the Monty Pythons, Graham Norton, Russell Brand, Ron 'Tater Salad' White; Jeff Foxworthy; Bill Engvall; Jeff Dunham and his cohorts; Robin Williams; Colin Mochrie; Ryan Stiles; John Pinette; Craig Ferguson;

And so many more...